FabSwingers.com forum: Hake profiles

By *ealitybites OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Fishy or what?

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By *ealitybites OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

No codding around now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fishy or what?

They do it for the halibut.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I’m going to skate round this subject

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my cod I've had enough of them.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

It’s nothing to carp about

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A load of pollocks if you ask me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The scale of the problem cannot be underskated

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Are these the ones with the scampi-ly clad photos?

Badum tisch.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

I'm saying nothing, or i may get battered

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Ask if they still meet when it’s shark week

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

There's no plaice for them

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By *ealitybites OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

They seem to be having a whale of a time

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Do they fillet with falsehoods

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

They only ever reel in the gullible.

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By *ealitybites OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

They always have a Birdseye view when getting fingered

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By *othin 2 proveCouple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Jack the kipper here you can find us on the corner of whitechapel.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Right, you’ve haddock now.

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By *ealitybites OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

As long as they don't get crabs

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

How many fish do you get in a pair of tights.

Two soul

Two eels

And a big wet plaice.

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By *tinerant scribeMan
over a year ago

County Durham

Hake profiles are a poultry matter.

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By *ohnbootsMan
over a year ago

North Aberdeenshire

Looking for an old trout.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Am I missing some fin?

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By *ealitybites OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Some are charging sick squid for a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s sole destroying

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Some are charging sick squid for a meet"

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Better Snapper up before she goes!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

They’re a cod awful waste of time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a plaice and thyme to mess stop squiding aroud55

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I don’t get it?

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

They just want what they want....so shellfish if you ask me

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

We're more sofishticated on here.

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By *ealitybites OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Subtitles available for the hard of herring

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By *awpleasureMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

daddy ruffes say different

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By *ealitybites OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

They're just here for the octopussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A load of polllock if you ask me

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Let minnow if you have any luck on here.

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By *ealitybites OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

If they're not flexing their mussels they are sending cockle pics

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

I’m fed up to the gills with this

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

They’re just trying to shoal off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sardine enough getting a meet as it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They just eel you in hook line and sinker

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Haddock enough of these jokes, and no trout about it. Sorry to be crabby but you guys just carp on.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I point a finger at all their carp. Bream on, losers.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"If they're not flexing their mussels they are sending cockle pics"

… yeah, but some of them are just small fry

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"If they're not flexing their mussels they are sending cockle pics

… yeah, but some of them are just small fry "

We get our fair share of winkle photos. They think we want to see them but their attempts just flounder. The world is not their oyster (or lobster).

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By *ealitybites OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Some pilchard your ideas

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"If they're not flexing their mussels they are sending cockle pics

… yeah, but some of them are just small fry

We get our fair share of winkle photos. They think we want to see them but their attempts just flounder. The world is not their oyster (or lobster). "

Easy to say, sitting on your Perch

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

They just trawl the profiles trying to catfish as many as possible

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By *ealitybites OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Same old tuna day after day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has made me bream from ear to ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a time and a Plaice…

I think they do it to look for mussels, but clam up when they get netted

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"They just trawl the profiles trying to catfish as many as possible "

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Either way it's a wasted oppur-tuna-ty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am breaming at this thread

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By *ealitybites OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

So many of them live in Sardineia

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"They just trawl the profiles trying to catfish as many as possible "

Yeah. Bottom feeders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're easy to sea

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

They represent the Catch of the Day.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Wannabee prawn stars!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad no one has mentioned starfish...

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

Oh for cod’s hake. I’m sick of herring about this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're easy to sea "

They are for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bound to have crabs

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Their pater is rotten

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Time to get your mussels out

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Fabs is not the plaice to find a sole mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabs is not the plaice to find a sole mate."

Depends if you catch a big one

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Some idiots on here drive me cray-zy

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"Oh my cod I've had enough of them."

I'm not exactly turbot charged with enthusiasm either

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Fill of carp,they never meet

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

A lot of them are huss-ies, I heard

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By *ark eyesMan
over a year ago

city center

Can't blame them, we live in turbot-lent times

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By *ealitybites OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

No sign of this thread floundering yet. Brill

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By *irce22Couple
over a year ago

somewhere near you

They should just stick to prawn-hub rather than fishing for master- baiting material.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Good them time to mullet over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eels like some poaching going on…

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"So many of them live in Sardineia"

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...but most of them come from crustasia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I soon knock them off their Perch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They only ever reel in the gullible."

Or Gillible?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn’t think of any one liners and will need some time to mullet over.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hakes really get my stickle - back up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

let minnow when you’re free to fuck

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Expose the hakes. Don't leave it to salmon else!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"let minnow when you’re free to fuck"

Now there's an otter no one could refuse! (yeh I know, but they live in the water don't they? Same difference!)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Minnow if I caught a hake on here i'd be fischous to them.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"Minnow if I caught a hake on here i'd be fischous to them."

If flounder gillty they should have their gernards haked off and stuck on a pike

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

I have to say I'm very impressed with some of the puns here, I work with fish and some of you really know your onions.

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By *awpleasureMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

These play on words with fish reminds me of salmonella in An Only Fools and Horses episode when Delboy says he's worried about getting Sam and Ella poisoning

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

If they got rid of the Hakes maybe we could celebrate with a conger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to say I'm very impressed with some of the puns here, I work with fish and some of you really know your onions."

Onions aren't a fish...

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"I have to say I'm very impressed with some of the puns here, I work with fish and some of you really know your onions.

Onions aren't a fish...

Also, when I say I work with fish, we're not all in the same office...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to say I'm very impressed with some of the puns here, I work with fish and some of you really know your onions.

Onions aren't a fish...

Also, when I say I work with fish, we're not all in the same office..."

See, I thought you meant the bloke from Marillion ...

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"I have to say I'm very impressed with some of the puns here, I work with fish and some of you really know your onions.

Onions aren't a fish...

Also, when I say I work with fish, we're not all in the same office...

See, I thought you meant the bloke from Marillion ...

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Who an angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"let minnow when you’re free to fuck

Now there's an otter no one could refuse! (yeh I know, but they live in the water don't they? Same difference!)

bet u like to bream those eager beavers

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By *exysquaddieMan
over a year ago

derby

I’ve been catfished

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I have to say I'm very impressed with some of the puns here, I work with fish and some of you really know your onions."

He's the Codfather.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to say I'm very impressed with some of the puns here, I work with fish and some of you really know your onions.

He's the Codfather."

...of sole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

feeling horny watching hardcore prawn

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"I have to say I'm very impressed with some of the puns here, I work with fish and some of you really know your onions.

He's the Codfather."

I don't make people sleep with the fishes....

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