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By *litterattACK OP   Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle

A female friend has informed me it is s common thing for men to spray their genital area with aftershave or deodorant “to smell nice” now admittedly i am coming at this from the perspective of someone who prefers not to give blownobs due to the inconvenient restrictive sexual disposition of being straight…. But (my chain of thought) we have all sprayed too much deodorant in a confined space before leading to what feels like a horrible suffocating cloud of overwhelming anti perspiration mist….. *chokeyy*

So on what planet would it be a good idea to coat your flesh coloured MANtrunk in some disgustingly flavoured aftershave/doedorant, expecting her to stick it in her mouth?

Do you do this, have you had someone do this with you? Is it common?

Personally on behalf of ladies everywhere i would be inclined to say this seems like a very unpleasing practice….

Confirmation please? Talk people, GINGE OUT…. :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I don’t use either on my manhood

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

I much prefer a freshly showered aroma. But spraying with a deodorant etc is preferable to an unwashed smell anytime

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By *cotty1376Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

Nope, never would . I presume it wouldnt taste very nice for the person you was with at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have never sprayed/coated my genitals in any sort of deodorant or aftershave and beer would. I’d rather dip my balls in hot oil, given the chemicals in those sprays.

I also stopped using spray deodorants years ago and switched to stick/rolls-ons (sure womens cool blue is amazingly effective).

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By *litterattACK OP   Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Granted i did use toothpaste once in order to attain the holygrail ‘promised land’ of being refreshingly minty fresh *disclaimer* “i would not condone this behaviour on a daily occurrence”

:p hahaha

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Wtf?? I've never come across this odd phenomenon in any chap I've ever gotten nakey with. Urgh. Imagine the taste!

Plus, on a side note, I like my men just smelling of soap. No perfume, thanks! X

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By *ietsenmakerMan
over a year ago

Hartford

not me.... I do like to smell nice but why coat your cock with aftershave etc.. must be like having a mouth full of soap taste.... unless anyone can tell me that isn't the case

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By *litterattACK OP   Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I much prefer a freshly showered aroma. But spraying with a deodorant etc is preferable to an unwashed smell anytime

"

Deodorant preferable to unwashed smell….

Surely every guy knows if you are worried about being unwashed…. Rather than use deodorant, politely excuse yourself for a “wee” dip your cock and balls in her handbasin and give it a rinse, it takes seconds and its the least you can do if she is potentially imminently performing an impression of a Classically orchestra trained flute operator on yo fleshpencil?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Is it something I've ever done ??

Sure

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By *litterattACK OP   Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Have never sprayed/coated my genitals in any sort of deodorant or aftershave and beer would. I’d rather dip my balls in hot oil, given the chemicals in those sprays.

I also stopped using spray deodorants years ago and switched to stick/rolls-ons (sure womens cool blue is amazingly effective).

Might conside a switch myself

Sensitive skin is the scourge of us ginners :p haha

"

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By *EELS_AWESOMEMan
over a year ago

ROCHDALE/OLDHAM

On the hips or down the side of the legs is more likely, i dont think any bloke would spray their man sausage with aftershave, unless they like the feeling of their cock melting off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big difference to having a matching body spray on your happy trail to creosoting your bell end in Hi Karate...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely fuck that. Shower fresh, deodorant and aftershave in the CORRECT places and what's wrong with that? smelling nice isn't that hard.

If that guy needs to spray his cock to make it smell nice, I'm worried how he washes it haha

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"I much prefer a freshly showered aroma. But spraying with a deodorant etc is preferable to an unwashed smell anytime

Deodorant preferable to unwashed smell….

Surely every guy knows if you are worried about being unwashed…. Rather than use deodorant, politely excuse yourself for a “wee” dip your cock and balls in her handbasin and give it a rinse, it takes seconds and its the least you can do if she is potentially imminently performing an impression of a Classically orchestra trained flute operator on yo fleshpencil?"

Or, don't be unwashed?

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By *litterattACK OP   Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle


"On the hips or down the side of the legs is more likely, i dont think any bloke would spray their man sausage with aftershave, unless they like the feeling of their cock melting off."

:p haha

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By *litterattACK OP   Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I much prefer a freshly showered aroma. But spraying with a deodorant etc is preferable to an unwashed smell anytime

Deodorant preferable to unwashed smell….

Surely every guy knows if you are worried about being unwashed…. Rather than use deodorant, politely excuse yourself for a “wee” dip your cock and balls in her handbasin and give it a rinse, it takes seconds and its the least you can do if she is potentially imminently performing an impression of a Classically orchestra trained flute operator on yo fleshpencil?

Or, don't be unwashed? "

Fairpoint :p haha

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