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By *bi Haive OP   Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

...unite!

No need to flagellate yourselves this evening.

No need to apply wax strips to your hairy bits, leave them overnight to dry and then rip off next morning.

Absolutely no call to repeatedly slam your cock/tits/clit in the fridge door.

No. I have good news!!

"Green Lantern" is on Amazon Prime.

So get comfy on the sofa and prepare yourselves for a visual feat of pure unadulterated bollocks, with the worst plot, cast, acting and CGI you may ever stumble across.

Even for die hard RR fans this is 144 minutes and 5 seconds of painful torture.

To quote the famous RR meme....."But why?"

A

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

He did well to get on both DC and Marvel but that film is pants

D.

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"

He did well to get on both DC and Marvel but that film is pants

D."

With a cast including RR, Mark Strong, Tim Robbins, Peter Sarsgard, Taika Waititi, Temeira Morrison and Angela Bassett...... this should have been better.

But it's DC and generally DC sucks compared to Marvel.

The only saving grace about the film existing is that it's where RR and Blake Lively met and their ongoing online roasts are epic.

A

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By *1nkseekersCouple
over a year ago

Bridgwater

Even dedicated masochists have their hard limits

All things considered I'd rather have my balls nailed to a stepstool

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"

He did well to get on both DC and Marvel but that film is pants

D.

With a cast including RR, Mark Strong, Tim Robbins, Peter Sarsgard, Taika Waititi, Temeira Morrison and Angela Bassett...... this should have been better.

But it's DC and generally DC sucks compared to Marvel.

The only saving grace about the film existing is that it's where RR and Blake Lively met and their ongoing online roasts are epic.

A

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I had no idea Taika Waititi was in it too!! I definitely have to watch it again now

D.

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"

He did well to get on both DC and Marvel but that film is pants

D.

With a cast including RR, Mark Strong, Tim Robbins, Peter Sarsgard, Taika Waititi, Temeira Morrison and Angela Bassett...... this should have been better.

But it's DC and generally DC sucks compared to Marvel.

The only saving grace about the film existing is that it's where RR and Blake Lively met and their ongoing online roasts are epic.

A

I had no idea Taika Waititi was in it too!! I definitely have to watch it again now

D."

Yep.

He plays Tom, the nerdy dude in glasses. Pretty big character but looks bloody young so I think a lot of people forget he's in it.

Which I'm sure he's over the moon about.

Because it's shit.

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

Ohhhh...

I mean this totally plays into my emotional masochist side. Not sure it will scratch the physical side though

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