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Why can’t I get any meets? I live in London. I am young. I am Black. I will shag anyone with a vagina. I have a beard. I send thoughtful messages. I hid my cock pics. I have a bio. What am I doing wrong?
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"Meets or meats? The cost of living crisis is biting some people's carnivorous ways" Damn, you beat me to it | |||
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"Meets or meats? The cost of living crisis is biting some people's carnivorous ways" Meat is always hard for me. You should see the DMs I get.  | |||
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"Measuring marked penis pics are the future my friend. Works for me "TEACH ME | |||
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"Meets or meats? The cost of living crisis is biting some people's carnivorous ways Meat is always hard for me. You should see the DMs I get. "I'm not gonna kink shame you, but  | |||
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"I have sweater meat apparently " Oh yes I like my meat sweet. | |||
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"I have sweater meat apparently " but its june who wears sweaters | |||
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"Or harder for me?
Why can’t I get any meets? I live in London. I am young. I am Black. I will shag anyone with a vagina. I have a beard. I send thoughtful messages. I hid my cock pics. I have a bio. What am I doing wrong?
TIA "Please translate into "old people lingo" Muchas gracias  | |||
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"Or harder for me?
Why can’t I get any meets? I live in London. I am young. I am Black. I will shag anyone with a vagina. I have a beard. I send thoughtful messages. I hid my cock pics. I have a bio. What am I doing wrong?
TIA "Ah, sorry, Steve. Young, gifted and black is where it's at... | |||
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"You have a beard. But do you have a top-knot? It could be the decider.. " I had one. Should I upload pics to try and get more girls | |||
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"Have you thought about going to a club, young man? " Or a social?! No I have never considered either | |||
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"Or harder for me?
Why can’t I get any meets? I live in London. I am young. I am Black. I will shag anyone with a vagina. I have a beard. I send thoughtful messages. I hid my cock pics. I have a bio. What am I doing wrong?
TIA
Ah, sorry, Steve. Young, gifted and black is where it's at..."You know the vibes   | |||
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"Sip a cuppa soup im sure you will be okay  "i agree but i hear south people like these posh foods | |||
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"Or harder for me?
Why can’t I get any meets? I live in London. I am young. I am Black. I will shag anyone with a vagina. I have a beard. I send thoughtful messages. I hid my cock pics. I have a bio. What am I doing wrong?
TIA "Being that u asked, my guess would be with you saying “I will shag anyone with a vagina” Gurls like to feel special...! Best wishes | |||
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"Meets or meats? The cost of living crisis is biting some people's carnivorous ways" . No doubt go against the gain here………,….but wtf does he actually misplace “ meets” with “meats”. Ffs folks,some peoples need a hobby | |||
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"Sip a cuppa soup im sure you will be okay i agree but i hear south people like these posh foods "Organic most likely. Yeesh! | |||
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"Meets or meats? The cost of living crisis is biting some people's carnivorous ways. No doubt go against the gain here………,….but wtf does he actually misplace “ meets” with “meats”. Ffs folks,some peoples need a hobby" I like gains. I like them liberally sprinkled over my breakfast  | |||
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"Sip a cuppa soup im sure you will be okay i agree but i hear south people like these posh foods "Avocados? Love em. | |||
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"Or harder for me?
Why can’t I get any meets? I live in London. I am young. I am Black. I will shag anyone with a vagina. I have a beard. I send thoughtful messages. I hid my cock pics. I have a bio. What am I doing wrong?
TIA
Being that u asked, my guess would be with you saying “I will shag anyone with a vagina”
Gurls like to feel special...!
Best wishes" but they’re not special to me! | |||
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"I have sweater meat apparently but its june who wears sweaters "Christ knows ‘you’ve got great sweater meat dolly’ I got sent to me | |||
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"I have sweater meat apparently " WHAT DOES THIS MEAN | |||
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"I don't care about meets. I just want messages, fabs, and a good laugh at the moment. The site has gone a bit quiet and flat!!! "Good luck finding those things on fab | |||
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"I have sweater meat apparently WHAT DOES THIS MEAN "Tits I’m guessing | |||
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"I have sweater meat apparently WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
Tits I’m guessing "Tits you say? I’m IN | |||
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"I have sweater meat apparently WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
Tits I’m guessing
Tits you say? I’m IN " you’re welcome in | |||
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"I have sweater meat apparently but its june who wears sweaters
Christ knows ‘you’ve got great sweater meat dolly’ I got sent to me "that seams wrong from start to end dolly | |||
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"I have sweater meat apparently WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
Tits I’m guessing
Tits you say? I’m IN
you’re welcome in "Am I now
Don’t mind if I do | |||
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"You’re too nice. Should I try treating em mean  "Whats the worst that could happen, you get no meets? | |||
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"You’re too nice. Should I try treating em mean
Whats the worst that could happen, you get no meets?"Exactly. No changes. You should be like a love guru. | |||
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"You’re too nice. Should I try treating em mean
Whats the worst that could happen, you get no meets?
Exactly. No changes. You should be like a love guru. "You’re like Jez from peep show. A life coach. | |||
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"I have sweater meat apparently WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
Tits I’m guessing
Tits you say? I’m IN
you’re welcome in
Am I now
Don’t mind if I do " | |||
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"I have sweater meat apparently but its june who wears sweaters
Christ knows ‘you’ve got great sweater meat dolly’ I got sent to me that seams wrong from start to end dolly "It’s all kind of wrong | |||
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"You’re too nice. Should I try treating em mean
Whats the worst that could happen, you get no meets?
Exactly. No changes. You should be like a love guru.
You’re like Jez from peep show. A life coach. "More like Jizz during a peep show | |||
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"I don't care about meets. I just want messages, fabs, and a good laugh at the moment. The site has gone a bit quiet and flat!!!
Good luck finding those things on fab "I have an amazing fwb who I met and introduced me to fab. So I'm not currently looking for anything else at this moment that's what I should have said too | |||
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"You will ‘ shag anything with a vagina’ Therein lies your problem and sets the tone for who you are. No wonder! " Nice guys finish last.  | |||
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"Must just be you mate, I’m tripping over offers "I know I’m doing something wrong but I can’t quite figure out what | |||
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"Not necessarily the meets that are harder but trying to be noticed in an inbox full of cock pics with the subject of fancy a fuck is the hard bit. Bulk deleting is so common just because of the sheer volume of noise that gets generated in a woman's inbox is insane. I've sat with someone first hand and watched it fill up in 20 minutes of being online" Bulk deleting my messages? They’re loss | |||
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"Unfortunately, my religion forbids fornication with anyone with the name Steve (or variations therein). Sorry "What about Cahal?
Is that one ok? | |||
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"You're not listening. Shag anything with a vagina is not a great come on." You do realise that the op is a tongue in cheek offering? | |||
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"You're not listening. Shag anything with a vagina is not a great come on. You do realise that the op is a tongue in cheek offering? " Maybe but I read the profile as well. Kind of sets the tone. | |||
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"You're not listening. Shag anything with a vagina is not a great come on. You do realise that the op is a tongue in cheek offering? Maybe but I read the profile as well. Kind of sets the tone." I don't see how. Steve is a prolific forum poster and neither his posts nor his profile represent what you seem to be suggesting. | |||
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"Or harder for me?
Why can’t I get any meets? I live in London. I am young. I am Black. I will shag anyone with a vagina. I have a beard. I send thoughtful messages. I hid my cock pics. I have a bio. What am I doing wrong?
TIA " | |||
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"You're not listening. Shag anything with a vagina is not a great come on. You do realise that the op is a tongue in cheek offering? Maybe but I read the profile as well. Kind of sets the tone. I don't see how. Steve is a prolific forum poster and neither his posts nor his profile represent what you seem to be suggesting. " I only go on the words the Op himself uses in his opening message. We all interpret things in different ways. | |||
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"Unfortunately, my religion forbids fornication with anyone with the name Steve (or variations therein). Sorry
What about Cahal?
Is that one ok? "I would give preference to men called Englebert or Cynric or something like that | |||
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"You're not listening. Shag anything with a vagina is not a great come on. You do realise that the op is a tongue in cheek offering? Maybe but I read the profile as well. Kind of sets the tone." I’m confused. My profile suggests what exactly? That I’d seriously shag anyone ** with a vagina? Or that I’m not attractive?
I mean it’s fair if you think it does | |||
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"You're not listening. Shag anything with a vagina is not a great come on. You do realise that the op is a tongue in cheek offering? Maybe but I read the profile as well. Kind of sets the tone. I don't see how. Steve is a prolific forum poster and neither his posts nor his profile represent what you seem to be suggesting. I only go on the words the Op himself uses in his opening message. We all interpret things in different ways. " You said you went on the profile too. And it's clear throughout this thread that the OP is being facetious to everyone else on the thread. | |||
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"Not necessarily the meets that are harder but trying to be noticed in an inbox full of cock pics with the subject of fancy a fuck is the hard bit. Bulk deleting is so common just because of the sheer volume of noise that gets generated in a woman's inbox is insane. I've sat with someone first hand and watched it fill up in 20 minutes of being online Bulk deleting my messages? They’re loss "Not me using they’re instead of their  | |||
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Fortunately, I live for the drama | |||
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" Not me using they’re instead of their "Damn it! I'm usually the grammar nazi | |||
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" I will shag anyone with a vagina. What am I doing wrong? TIA "This part cracked me up
Hi handsome do you like my picture
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
I have friends living with me who would like to watch is that OK
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
I'm a young looking 98 years old is that OK
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
There's a 99.4 % chance I won't survive through it, is that....
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
My friend is 97 can she take over if I ........
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
I'm starting to understand why your struggling OP
For the record I do not have a va.....
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
I give up. | |||
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"I have sweater meat apparently but its june who wears sweaters
Christ knows ‘you’ve got great sweater meat dolly’ I got sent to me that seams wrong from start to end dolly
It’s all kind of wrong "you aint wrong | |||
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" Not me using they’re instead of their
Damn it! I'm usually the grammar nazi "I don’t want anyone on the forums thinking I’m stupid | |||
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"Have you thought about going to a club, young man? Or a social?! No I have never considered either " Going to a social is my recommendation. It transformed my experience (on my old profile). You then have a few people who know you as a real person. Clubs can be a bit hit or miss for a first timer. | |||
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" I will shag anyone with a vagina. What am I doing wrong? TIA
This part cracked me up
Hi handsome do you like my picture
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
I have friends living with me who would like to watch is that OK
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
I'm a young looking 98 years old is that OK
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
There's a 99.4 % chance I won't survive through it, is that....
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
My friend is 97 can she take over if I ........
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
I'm starting to understand why your struggling OP
For the record I do not have a va.....
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
I give up. "Sorry I didn’t quite get, do you have a vag or not? If you do, as my OP suggests, I’m into it.
Well I’m trying to get into it | |||
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"You're not listening. Shag anything with a vagina is not a great come on. You do realise that the op is a tongue in cheek offering? Maybe but I read the profile as well. Kind of sets the tone. I don't see how. Steve is a prolific forum poster and neither his posts nor his profile represent what you seem to be suggesting. I only go on the words the Op himself uses in his opening message. We all interpret things in different ways. You said you went on the profile too. And it's clear throughout this thread that the OP is being facetious to everyone else on the thread. " Have you seen my profile Bertie? What do you think? Fancy a bang? | |||
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"Not necessarily the meets that are harder but trying to be noticed in an inbox full of cock pics with the subject of fancy a fuck is the hard bit. Bulk deleting is so common just because of the sheer volume of noise that gets generated in a woman's inbox is insane. I've sat with someone first hand and watched it fill up in 20 minutes of being online Bulk deleting my messages? They’re loss
Not me using they’re instead of their "That's a straight block and delete for me. | |||
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" I will shag anyone with a vagina. What am I doing wrong? TIA
This part cracked me up
Hi handsome do you like my picture
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
I have friends living with me who would like to watch is that OK
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
I'm a young looking 98 years old is that OK
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
There's a 99.4 % chance I won't survive through it, is that....
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
My friend is 97 can she take over if I ........
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
I'm starting to understand why your struggling OP
For the record I do not have a va.....
I will shag anyone with a vagina.
I give up.
Sorry I didn’t quite get, do you have a vag or not? If you do, as my OP suggests, I’m into it.
Well I’m trying to get into it "Your magic pickle ain't getting anywhere near me , vag or not. | |||
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"Not necessarily the meets that are harder but trying to be noticed in an inbox full of cock pics with the subject of fancy a fuck is the hard bit. Bulk deleting is so common just because of the sheer volume of noise that gets generated in a woman's inbox is insane. I've sat with someone first hand and watched it fill up in 20 minutes of being online Bulk deleting my messages? They’re loss
Not me using they’re instead of their
That's a straight block and delete for me. "Your not serious | |||
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" Your magic pickle ain't getting anywhere near me , vag or not. "Not the first person that’s said that to me | |||
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"Meets definitely harder for men as females and couples put so many barriers,rules likes,dislikes,must haves etc that its near on impossible to get a meet, especially if you are married but its fine if she's married though." Married women can have any man they want!!! UNFAIR | |||
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"You're not listening. Shag anything with a vagina is not a great come on. You do realise that the op is a tongue in cheek offering? Maybe but I read the profile as well. Kind of sets the tone. I don't see how. Steve is a prolific forum poster and neither his posts nor his profile represent what you seem to be suggesting. I only go on the words the Op himself uses in his opening message. We all interpret things in different ways. You said you went on the profile too. And it's clear throughout this thread that the OP is being facetious to everyone else on the thread. Have you seen my profile Bertie? What do you think? Fancy a bang? "Think we have covered this ground before, young man. Naughty. | |||
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"Not necessarily the meets that are harder but trying to be noticed in an inbox full of cock pics with the subject of fancy a fuck is the hard bit. Bulk deleting is so common just because of the sheer volume of noise that gets generated in a woman's inbox is insane. I've sat with someone first hand and watched it fill up in 20 minutes of being online Bulk deleting my messages? They’re loss
Not me using they’re instead of their
That's a straight block and delete for me. "Too right! | |||
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"I will shag anyone with a vagina." That would be a no from us. | |||
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"I will shag anyone with a vagina. That would be a no from us. " Is that because only one of you has one?  | |||
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"Less is more so do less." Bet those guys that put in no effort get ALL the chicks. | |||
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"Try flirting in the forum. Guaranteed to work." Hmmm. You know, improving my forum presence could be a good shout! | |||
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"Meets definitely harder for men as females and couples put so many barriers,rules likes,dislikes,must haves etc that its near on impossible to get a meet, especially if you are married but its fine if she's married though." You should probably start by saying women instead of females | |||
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"Meets definitely harder for men as females and couples put so many barriers,rules likes,dislikes,must haves etc that its near on impossible to get a meet, especially if you are married but its fine if she's married though. You should probably start by saying women instead of females " You know about the ‘females’ ones | |||
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"Less is more so do less." 100% this. Previous times I’ve been here I’ve managed both socials and more from just being myself and not really putting a conscious effort in or overthinking it | |||
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"I just want to take this time to thank you all. I was joking obvs. I don’t need help getting meets. Have you seen what I look like? "Your face looks quite skeletal at the moment | |||
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