FabSwingers.com forum: There aren't enough threads about

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

men not getting replies. It's a national outrage, I tell you! I've been away for a "break" and I've come back to only 67 woe is me threads.

What other threads are missing from the forum? What do YOU need more of?!

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Is it piss or squirt

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I think we need more penis size threads. I'm not entirely clear about whether *this big* is too big. Or too small. Or how to measure one. Or even whether I have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Block me threads

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Beards - yes or no?

I literally haven’t seen one of these forum rarities in all of a day or so….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inconceivable- WHY?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m just not sure if women like men with beards?

I mean are there any men with beards out there that have ever thought to ask the question?

I’m sure there’s plenty out there (with beards) that want to know if women like men with beards.

I’m surprised nobody with a beard has asked yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Any advice on how to get meets? -TIA’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why women don’t get replies from men

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Look at me threads about people's apparent talents. Haven't been any in ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beards - yes or no?

I literally haven’t seen one of these forum rarities in all of a day or so…. "

^ well yeah. What he said. He types WAY quicker than me!

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By *tinerant scribeMan
over a year ago

County Durham

Craft beer.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Inconceivable- WHY?

Why not, indeed?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think we need more penis size threads. I'm not entirely clear about whether *this big* is too big. Or too small. Or how to measure one. Or even whether I have one

More discussion is required for the good of all mankind. (Can your husband check if you have a cock maybe?

)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Look at me threads about people's apparent talents. Haven't been any in ages"

^Tickle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Inconceivable- WHY?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Cut or uncut. I presume they refer to missing scenes from films. I prefer the director's cut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at me threads about people's apparent talents. Haven't been any in ages"

Would you shag the person above?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m just not sure if women like men with beards?

I mean are there any men with beards out there that have ever thought to ask the question?

I’m sure there’s plenty out there (with beards) that want to know if women like men with beards.

I’m surprised nobody with a beard has asked yet. "

It's a TRAVESTY!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There needs to be way more - Keyser for top of page 1 hot pics - threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another thread dedicated to my thighs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There needs to be way more - Keyser for top of page 1 hot pics - threads. "

I do recall telling you you have to take more photos for that!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it piss or squirt"

I haven't seen one since 11am and that's just not good enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m just not sure if women like men with beards?

I mean are there any men with beards out there that have ever thought to ask the question?

I’m sure there’s plenty out there (with beards) that want to know if women like men with beards.

I’m surprised nobody with a beard has asked yet. "

Do men prefer women with beards?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

If you dont message people then there is no need to expect replies *nods knowingly*

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I think we need more penis size threads. I'm not entirely clear about whether *this big* is too big. Or too small. Or how to measure one. Or even whether I have one

More discussion is required for the good of all mankind. (Can your husband check if you have a cock maybe?

I'll ask him to check later. I believe he has one but I need more information to decide whether it is of adequate size or not. *Searches for for the remote*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another thread dedicated to my thighs

There are NO pics of your thighs! What's going on here guys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beards - yes or no?

I literally haven’t seen one of these forum rarities in all of a day or so…. "

Yes beards there is no other way

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

How many times a day do you masturbate/think about sex/have sex/compose a thread about how many times a day you masturbate/think about sex/have sex….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Block me threads

Are you physically able to start more of those? You must be exhausted.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Cut or uncut. I presume they refer to missing scenes from films. I prefer the director's cut

It’s always longer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cut or uncut. I presume they refer to missing scenes from films. I prefer the director's cut

It’s always longer"

Boom BOOM!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Block me threads

Are you physically able to start more of those? You must be exhausted.

I'm banned from doing them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"‘Any advice on how to get meets? -TIA’"

Do your duty Pickle. It's not as though you're shy about starting threads

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Lanson

We need more threads by Essex Tom - especially animal themed ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wagu beef not enough threads

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Dad bod vs gym bod: I’m absolutely glued to this ongoing saga. I’m presently on episode 504….

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

What other threads are missing from the forum? What do YOU need more of?! "

Cock pics - yay or nay?

Why do men keep fabbing my cock pics?

I'm a 6ft 4" alpha dom male who wants to try clubs. Looking for someone to hold my hand......

Who's your favourite forumite (i.e. who do you jack off to every night and wish would sit on your face) ?

Should I quit fab ?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I haven't seen a spit, swallow or gargle thread for a while.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Block me threads

Are you physically able to start more of those? You must be exhausted.

I'm banned from doing them "

You JUST started an ignore me thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we need to know for certain whether women prefer gym bods or dad bods. We need answers ladies!

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Pineapple on pizza and is Jaffa a cake or biscuit..!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a fully grown adult but please help me write a bio to pull as I'm incapable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Block me threads

Are you physically able to start more of those? You must be exhausted.

I'm banned from doing them

You JUST started an ignore me thread! "

Technically that's different

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think we need more penis size threads. I'm not entirely clear about whether *this big* is too big. Or too small. Or how to measure one. Or even whether I have one

More discussion is required for the good of all mankind. (Can your husband check if you have a cock maybe?

)

I'll ask him to check later. I believe he has one but I need more information to decide whether it is of adequate size or not. *Searches for for the remote*"

Praying for you both

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Not seen wink one for ages

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By *unnybunny1000Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Theres never enough russian roulette for me... Aka Bare back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pineapple on pizza and is Jaffa a cake or biscuit..!!"

Jaffa cake pizza is the way forward

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a fully grown adult but please help me write a bio to pull as I'm incapable. "

Will that fit as a title? It's perfect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a fully grown adult but please help me write a bio to pull as I'm incapable. "

There, there. You just need to talk about what you're looking for in a guy and add a bit of your own personality in what you write as that's what ultimately attracts guys

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Profile advice threads from users with car crash profile content.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

What other threads are missing from the forum? What do YOU need more of?!

Cock pics - yay or nay?

Why do men keep fabbing my cock pics?

I'm a 6ft 4" alpha dom male who wants to try clubs. Looking for someone to hold my hand......

Who's your favourite forumite (i.e. who do you jack off to every night and wish would sit on your face) ?

Should I quit fab ?

Question 1 - may

Question 2 - because they've got big thumbs

Question 3 - have you tried holding a club?

Question 4 - Jim. And Jim

Question 5 - nay

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By *tinerant scribeMan
over a year ago

County Durham

There are no threads on thread. It's a throwaway culture. We're DOOMED!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"There needs to be way more - Keyser for top of page 1 hot pics - threads. "

Do a unicorn cock picture and I'll started the photo bomb thread myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What am I doing wrong? Women keep saying they fancy me, and wanna test drive the depth gauge.

Fuck sake!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"There are no threads on thread. It's a throwaway culture. We're DOOMED!"

Knit ¹, purl ¹

Pearl necklaces ftw

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Totally confused

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Did anyone mention height yet? I mean, I know we're all the same height lying down...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a fully grown adult but please help me write a bio to pull as I'm incapable. "

I miss the threads when people used to write bios for one another. BRING THOSE BACK.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a fully grown adult but please help me write a bio to pull as I'm incapable.

There, there. You just need to talk about what you're looking for in a guy and add a bit of your own personality in what you write as that's what ultimately attracts guys

JAG - NO pics of your foof luv alright?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Any advice on how to get meets? -TIA’

Do your duty Pickle. It's not as though you're shy about starting threads

Your wish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Craft beer. "

Erm...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What am I doing wrong? Women keep saying they fancy me, and wanna test drive the depth gauge.

Fuck sake!"

The COWS!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Craft beer.

Erm...

That too I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There needs to be way more - Keyser for top of page 1 hot pics - threads.

Do a unicorn cock picture and I'll started the photo bomb thread myself

Nice try

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Did anyone mention height yet? I mean, I know we're all the same height lying down...

Mr KC and I are EXACTLY the same height lying down. Apart from his feet dangle over the end

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There are no threads on thread. It's a throwaway culture. We're DOOMED!"

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Why don't people read profiles!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"‘Any advice on how to get meets? -TIA’

Do your duty Pickle. It's not as though you're shy about starting threads

Your wish

Cor. You did an all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don't people read profiles!?

Because we are to busy wanking

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Why don't people read profiles!?

Because we are to busy wanking "

To start a thread on it or to do it!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We need more threads by Essex Tom - especially animal themed ones

I LOVE the animal ones. Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don't people read profiles!?

Because we are to busy wanking

To start a thread on it or to do it!?

Both

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Why don't people read profiles!?

Because we are to busy wanking

To start a thread on it or to do it!?

Both"

Hmmmm.... Good point

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd like to see more "who has the BEST tits" threads. I'm feeling left out tbh. And I'm a woman so I am more important than the male serfs.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Drama. That I'm not involved in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont get replies but to be fair i dont send mail either

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

How about what gin do you like me I like Brecon gin 43% it's greaaat

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'd like to see more "who has the BEST tits" threads. I'm feeling left out tbh. And I'm a woman so I am more important than the male serfs.

I saw my name mentioned on one of those the other day. I nearly died of shock

Does that mean I'm in the clique now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drama. That I'm not involved in

So more drama-ridden threads? It's a struggle. Such a peaceful fora.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Do any of the ladies like men with a particular criteria, by a man with that criteria in his username, who then quotes every woman who replies.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ladies: Spit or swallow?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Men: are you a grower or a shower?

(Third reply - "both, ahuh-huh")

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like to see more "who has the BEST tits" threads. I'm feeling left out tbh. And I'm a woman so I am more important than the male serfs.

I saw my name mentioned on one of those the other day. I nearly died of shock

Does that mean I'm in the clique now?

I wanna be in the titty clique!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Drama. That I'm not involved in

So more drama-ridden threads? It's a struggle. Such a peaceful fora.

Popcorn get your popcorn

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

A who is hot/who do you fancy thread with the usual hot people fancying the usual hot people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a fully grown adult but please help me write a bio to pull as I'm incapable.

There, there. You just need to talk about what you're looking for in a guy and add a bit of your own personality in what you write as that's what ultimately attracts guys

JAG - NO pics of your foof luv alright?

Now let's not be too hasty here...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies: Spit or swallow?

Often accompanied by "Ladies, do you like oral?" with many "breathe through my ears all day" men.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'd like to see more "who has the BEST tits" threads. I'm feeling left out tbh. And I'm a woman so I am more important than the male serfs.

I saw my name mentioned on one of those the other day. I nearly died of shock

Does that mean I'm in the clique now?

I wanna be in the titty clique!!

That sounds exciting. I'm tempted to start a thread ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to see more "who has the BEST tits" threads. I'm feeling left out tbh. And I'm a woman so I am more important than the male serfs.

It’s because you know you could win those ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Any advice on how to get meets? -TIA’

Do your duty Pickle. It's not as though you're shy about starting threads

Your wish

Cor. You did an all.

A man of his word. Rare on here I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies: Spit or swallow?

Spit if you a asshole..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like to see more "who has the BEST tits" threads. I'm feeling left out tbh. And I'm a woman so I am more important than the male serfs.

I saw my name mentioned on one of those the other day. I nearly died of shock

Does that mean I'm in the clique now?

I wanna be in the titty clique!!

That sounds exciting. I'm tempted to start a thread .."

Do it!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like to see more "who has the BEST tits" threads. I'm feeling left out tbh. And I'm a woman so I am more important than the male serfs.

It’s because you know you could win those ones. "

Pah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a fully grown adult but please help me write a bio to pull as I'm incapable.

There, there. You just need to talk about what you're looking for in a guy and add a bit of your own personality in what you write as that's what ultimately attracts guys

My personality doesn't shine through?? I'm shocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a fully grown adult but please help me write a bio to pull as I'm incapable.

There, there. You just need to talk about what you're looking for in a guy and add a bit of your own personality in what you write as that's what ultimately attracts guys

JAG - NO pics of your foof luv alright?

Okaaaaaaay I'll delete them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a fully grown adult but please help me write a bio to pull as I'm incapable.

There, there. You just need to talk about what you're looking for in a guy and add a bit of your own personality in what you write as that's what ultimately attracts guys

JAG - NO pics of your foof luv alright?

Okaaaaaaay I'll delete them."

Prepare to be inundated!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a fully grown adult but please help me write a bio to pull as I'm incapable.

There, there. You just need to talk about what you're looking for in a guy and add a bit of your own personality in what you write as that's what ultimately attracts guys

JAG - NO pics of your foof luv alright?

Okaaaaaaay I'll delete them.

Prepare to be inundated!

I think my sparkling personality scares the men away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a fully grown adult but please help me write a bio to pull as I'm incapable.

There, there. You just need to talk about what you're looking for in a guy and add a bit of your own personality in what you write as that's what ultimately attracts guys

JAG - NO pics of your foof luv alright?

Okaaaaaaay I'll delete them.

Prepare to be inundated!

I think my sparkling personality scares the men away. "

** does a sideways glance and raises eyebrows, whilst nodding sagely **

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'd like to see more "who has the BEST tits" threads. I'm feeling left out tbh. And I'm a woman so I am more important than the male serfs.

I saw my name mentioned on one of those the other day. I nearly died of shock

Does that mean I'm in the clique now?

I wanna be in the titty clique!!

That sounds exciting. I'm tempted to start a thread ..

Do it!!"

I'm so easily swayed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I mention not enough threads about pizza?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did I mention not enough threads about pizza?

Pineapple on pizza?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did I mention not enough threads about pizza?

Pineapple on pizza? "
yes pizza so diversified.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

We need more Threads about greggs sausage rolls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did I mention not enough threads about pizza?

Pineapple on pizza? yes pizza so diversified."

Pizza here insane old forge, Sicilian, Neapolitan, and sweet sauce with bacon pizza a diversity food product.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wagu beef not enough threads

I wagu'd my beef, and got put on a register.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did I mention not enough threads about pizza?

Pineapple on pizza? yes pizza so diversified.

Pizza here insane old forge, Sicilian, Neapolitan, and sweet sauce with bacon pizza a diversity food product. "

As long as there is pineapple I don't care.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We need more Threads about greggs sausage rolls."

We SO do!

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

You know the ones where you ask “do you like X”

And instead of “yeah I like X”

People say

“Yeah because Y is fucking disgusting”

More of those

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know the ones where you ask “do you like X”

And instead of “yeah I like X”

People say

“Yeah because Y is fucking disgusting”

More of those "

That's what's missing - judgmental threads. Bring em on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ultimate drama riddled thread hasn’t been mentioned yet I see.

~~~~~~BBW or Skinny.~~~~~~~

*lobs grenade and runs like fuck*

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"The ultimate drama riddled thread hasn’t been mentioned yet I see.

~~~~~~BBW or Skinny.~~~~~~~

*lobs grenade and runs like fuck*"

With the proviso that it MUST have at least one person who insults slim physiques. It's the fab law.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The ultimate drama riddled thread hasn’t been mentioned yet I see.

~~~~~~BBW or Skinny.~~~~~~~

*lobs grenade and runs like fuck*"

More popcorn threads - yes, please

A great opportunity for white knighting though KS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ultimate drama riddled thread hasn’t been mentioned yet I see.

~~~~~~BBW or Skinny.~~~~~~~

*lobs grenade and runs like fuck*

More popcorn threads - yes, please

A great opportunity for white knighting though KS

I’m saddling my trusty steed as we speak.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The ultimate drama riddled thread hasn’t been mentioned yet I see.

~~~~~~BBW or Skinny.~~~~~~~

*lobs grenade and runs like fuck*

More popcorn threads - yes, please

A great opportunity for white knighting though KS

I’m saddling my trusty steed as we speak. "

A MAN comes to save the day. Be still my beating heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ultimate drama riddled thread hasn’t been mentioned yet I see.

~~~~~~BBW or Skinny.~~~~~~~

*lobs grenade and runs like fuck*

With the proviso that it MUST have at least one person who insults slim physiques. It's the fab law."

And that curvy women are REAL women.

*runs like fuck again*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The ultimate drama riddled thread hasn’t been mentioned yet I see.

~~~~~~BBW or Skinny.~~~~~~~

*lobs grenade and runs like fuck*

With the proviso that it MUST have at least one person who insults slim physiques. It's the fab law.

And that curvy women are REAL women.

*runs like fuck again*

Dicing with danger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Threads which cunningly blame women for all mens' ills (as opposed to the ones where women just outright slate men).

I'm seeing a few threads like this but there need to be MORE so the womenz learn their place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Threads about me. It’s a travesty

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Threads which cunningly blame women for all mens' ills (as opposed to the ones where women just outright slate men).

I'm seeing a few threads like this but there need to be MORE so the womenz learn their place.

But of course it womens fault that I’m not balls deep in clings every night!

Auto carrot for the win

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Threads which cunningly blame women for all mens' ills (as opposed to the ones where women just outright slate men).

I'm seeing a few threads like this but there need to be MORE so the womenz learn their place.

But of course it womens fault that I’m not balls deep in clings every night!

Women should be ashamed of themselves. I mean - all you want is clings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Threads which cunningly blame women for all mens' ills (as opposed to the ones where women just outright slate men).

I'm seeing a few threads like this but there need to be MORE so the womenz learn their place.

But of course it womens fault that I’m not balls deep in clings every night!

Auto carrot for the win"

Fuck sake, good spot there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clunge ffs.

Poxy iPhone doesn’t get that I’m a sexual tyrannosaurus and doesn’t need to correct my naughty words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything ‘…to the profile above threads’ I need more of them in my life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Threads about me. It’s a travesty "

Must. Do. Better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Phone wanking threads are in short supply. What's going on guys?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Phone wanking threads are in short supply. What's going on guys?"

Maybe the stars aligned and they all got answers and are actually on the phone, wanking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phone wanking threads are in short supply. What's going on guys?"

I’m off to start one now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Phone wanking threads are in short supply. What's going on guys?

Maybe the stars aligned and they all got answers and are actually on the phone, wanking.

What are the odds?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Phone wanking threads are in short supply. What's going on guys?

I’m off to start one now."

Go Keyser, go Keyser!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phone wanking threads are in short supply. What's going on guys?

I’m off to start one now.

Go Keyser, go Keyser! "

Boom! Done.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

What are the odds?! "

Blah blah infinite number of monkeys blah blah blah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Phone wanking threads are in short supply. What's going on guys?

I’m off to start one now.

Go Keyser, go Keyser!

Boom! Done.

That's the third thread created as a result of this thread. I am a thread influencer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There aren't enough threads about ...

Fakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There aren't enough threads about ...

Fakes"

I’m on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There aren't enough threads about ...

Fakes

I’m on it

I logged back in and thought...hello, what's happening!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There aren't enough threads about genitals IMO. Esp words for genitals.

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"Is it piss or squirt"

Agghhh the elusive female ejaculating gland nobody can find you mean

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