FabSwingers.com forum: Over 30s where you man at?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What you sayin?

Gather here please

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My man or my mam?

Single, don't defer to nobility, and my mum is probably in bed

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Finaaaally.

But now I'm going to be lumped in with the oldies.

Great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the thread for me, because I don't understand the title.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being old sucks. At some stage I’ll become “daddy” and I’m not sure how I feel about that!!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Finally.... I'm over 30

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finaaaally.

But now I'm going to be lumped in with the oldies.

Great.

We'll brave it together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Careful I've got a pickle fork.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My man or my mam?

Single, don't defer to nobility, and my mum is probably in bed"

You man- you lot. You guys. Gender neutral term.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Careful I've got a pickle fork.

AHH!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over 30s

Assemble!

You stay classy thread contributors

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Over 30 here..

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I've been 30 twice.

I'm saying elephants are among my favourite animals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a tad over 30...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finaaaally.

But now I'm going to be lumped in with the oldies.

Great.

Er er

Cough

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

30 twice over

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Yep....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

My man is in the kitchen, with the kettle

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"My man or my mam?

Single, don't defer to nobility, and my mum is probably in bed

You man- you lot. You guys. Gender neutral term.

Kids these days

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’m old enough for this thread. Question is am I too old for yute?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Is there an upper limit for this thread?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Finaaaally.

But now I'm going to be lumped in with the oldies.

Great.

We'll brave it together

Win.

Okay, I'm going to embrace this recognition of my lack of youth.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Finaaaally.

But now I'm going to be lumped in with the oldies.

Great.

We'll brave it together

Win.

Okay, I'm going to embrace this recognition of my lack of youth."

Welcome to needing a hand up after a blowjob due to arthriticky knees.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Finaaaally.

But now I'm going to be lumped in with the oldies.

Great.

We'll brave it together

Win.

Okay, I'm going to embrace this recognition of my lack of youth.

Welcome to needing a hand up after a blowjob due to arthriticky knees.

Oh no is this an actual thing? I'm now picturing you being helped up with... well I'll stop there.

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By *iscreett84Man
over a year ago

Longford

Nearing the wrong side of my late 30s…… but really don’t see age as the defining ingredient for old anymore….. old/young are states of mind I reckon!!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Finaaaally.

But now I'm going to be lumped in with the oldies.

Great.

We'll brave it together

Win.

Okay, I'm going to embrace this recognition of my lack of youth.

Welcome to needing a hand up after a blowjob due to arthriticky knees.

Oh no is this an actual thing? I'm now picturing you being helped up with... well I'll stop there.

*whispers*

It happened.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Finaaaally.

But now I'm going to be lumped in with the oldies.

Great.

We'll brave it together

Win.

Okay, I'm going to embrace this recognition of my lack of youth.

Welcome to needing a hand up after a blowjob due to arthriticky knees.

Oh no is this an actual thing? I'm now picturing you being helped up with... well I'll stop there.

*whispers*

It happened. "

I need help with more than just arthritic knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How doth thou do fellow mature acquaintances?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Finaaaally.

But now I'm going to be lumped in with the oldies.

Great.

We'll brave it together

Win.

Okay, I'm going to embrace this recognition of my lack of youth.

Welcome to needing a hand up after a blowjob due to arthriticky knees.

Oh no is this an actual thing? I'm now picturing you being helped up with... well I'll stop there.

*whispers*

It happened.

I need help with more than just arthritic knees

it’s how we sort out the wheat from the chaf.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been 30 twice.

I'm saying elephants are among my favourite animals "

You’re too peng for this thread

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Finaaaally.

But now I'm going to be lumped in with the oldies.

Great.

We'll brave it together

Win.

Okay, I'm going to embrace this recognition of my lack of youth.

Welcome to needing a hand up after a blowjob due to arthriticky knees.

Oh no is this an actual thing? I'm now picturing you being helped up with... well I'll stop there.

*whispers*

It happened. "

To be fair, if they received a blowjob from you I doubt they'd remember any creaks or groans.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m old enough for this thread. Question is am I too old for yute?"

Yes. But not me though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know there’s more of you. Keep coming I want as many of you in here as possible

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Finaaaally.

But now I'm going to be lumped in with the oldies.

Great.

One of us!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Finaaaally.

But now I'm going to be lumped in with the oldies.

Great.

We'll brave it together

Win.

Okay, I'm going to embrace this recognition of my lack of youth.

Welcome to needing a hand up after a blowjob due to arthriticky knees.

Oh no is this an actual thing? I'm now picturing you being helped up with... well I'll stop there.

*whispers*

It happened.

To be fair, if they received a blowjob from you I doubt they'd remember any creaks or groans."

Awww that’s why we’re mates. You’ve got my (old) back.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm over two times 30 ...do I get two goes?

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Over 30 here! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You called? What's the occasion? Bedtime story? *settles down with PJ's and a blanket*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You called? What's the occasion? Bedtime story? *settles down with PJ's and a blanket*"

And a glass of whisky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way past nearly double…what an old twat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You called? What's the occasion? Bedtime story? *settles down with PJ's and a blanket*"

Yooooooooo.

Yes can you read me one please.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I think I belong here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For once I’m included

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"How doth thou do fellow mature acquaintances?

We're reet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You called? What's the occasion? Bedtime story? *settles down with PJ's and a blanket*

Yooooooooo.

Yes can you read me one please.

The choices are Hairy Maclary or Steven King's It.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You called? What's the occasion? Bedtime story? *settles down with PJ's and a blanket*

Yooooooooo.

Yes can you read me one please.

The choices are Hairy Maclary or Steven King's It."

Go on. Hold me and read me some Steven King.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For once I’m included

Can Mrs NE stay in the under 30s though please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You called? What's the occasion? Bedtime story? *settles down with PJ's and a blanket*

Yooooooooo.

Yes can you read me one please.

The choices are Hairy Maclary or Steven King's It.

Go on. Hold me and read me some Steven King.

It will take a week or so to get through the book.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"You called? What's the occasion? Bedtime story? *settles down with PJ's and a blanket*

Yooooooooo.

Yes can you read me one please.

The choices are Hairy Maclary or Steven King's It.

Go on. Hold me and read me some Steven King.

I think Stephen King is on the "older" age range shelf in the library. Maybe choose one from *this* section first, Steve

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You called? What's the occasion? Bedtime story? *settles down with PJ's and a blanket*

Yooooooooo.

Yes can you read me one please.

The choices are Hairy Maclary or Steven King's It.

Go on. Hold me and read me some Steven King.

It will take a week or so to get through the book."

You can have me for as long as you want.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You called? What's the occasion? Bedtime story? *settles down with PJ's and a blanket*

Yooooooooo.

Yes can you read me one please.

The choices are Hairy Maclary or Steven King's It.

Go on. Hold me and read me some Steven King.

I think Stephen King is on the "older" age range shelf in the library. Maybe choose one from *this* section first, Steve

Oh Is that so? Yes ma’am

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"What you sayin?

Gather here please

I'm absent Steve

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"You called? What's the occasion? Bedtime story? *settles down with PJ's and a blanket*

Yooooooooo.

Yes can you read me one please.

The choices are Hairy Maclary or Steven King's It.

Go on. Hold me and read me some Steven King.

I think Stephen King is on the "older" age range shelf in the library. Maybe choose one from *this* section first, Steve

Oh Is that so? Yes ma’am

Let's begin...

"In the light of the moon, a little egg lay on a leaf"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Over 30s where you man at?"

I'm 60, so do I get double bubble?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waaaayyyy over 30 here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over 30!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What you sayin?

Gather here please

I'm absent Steve

Do you have a note? Bring it to reception when you’re back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You called? What's the occasion? Bedtime story? *settles down with PJ's and a blanket*

Yooooooooo.

Yes can you read me one please.

The choices are Hairy Maclary or Steven King's It.

Go on. Hold me and read me some Steven King.

I think Stephen King is on the "older" age range shelf in the library. Maybe choose one from *this* section first, Steve

Oh Is that so? Yes ma’am

Let's begin...

"In the light of the moon, a little egg lay on a leaf"

En Español? Por favor

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"What you sayin?

Gather here please

I'm absent Steve

Do you have a note? Bring it to reception when you’re back

Nah, I'm playing truant

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"You called? What's the occasion? Bedtime story? *settles down with PJ's and a blanket*

Yooooooooo.

Yes can you read me one please.

The choices are Hairy Maclary or Steven King's It.

Go on. Hold me and read me some Steven King.

I think Stephen King is on the "older" age range shelf in the library. Maybe choose one from *this* section first, Steve

Oh Is that so? Yes ma’am

Let's begin...

"In the light of the moon, a little egg lay on a leaf"

En Español? Por favor

"En la luz de la luna, se encontraba un huevito en una hoja"

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

I'm not too far over 30 thankfully, Steve I'm sure your profile says 25? So are you allowed in here young whippersnapper?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not too far over 30 thankfully, Steve I'm sure your profile says 25? So are you allowed in here young whippersnapper?

I technically am not but you’re the first person that’s noticed I don’t belong

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm not too far over 30 thankfully, Steve I'm sure your profile says 25? So are you allowed in here young whippersnapper?

I technically am not but you’re the first person that’s noticed I don’t belong

It's because you're wearing your age so well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just got out the hot tub

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not too far over 30 thankfully, Steve I'm sure your profile says 25? So are you allowed in here young whippersnapper?

I technically am not but you’re the first person that’s noticed I don’t belong

It's because you're wearing your age so well

It’s the beard isn’t it?

I haven’t shaved in weeks I definitely look over 30 right now

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"I'm not too far over 30 thankfully, Steve I'm sure your profile says 25? So are you allowed in here young whippersnapper?

I technically am not but you’re the first person that’s noticed I don’t belong

I actually read profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well over 30 but not over the hill......

I'm too knackered to get halfway up the hill, let alone over it nowadays

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By *jekimMan
over a year ago

Wigan

I'm still fresh 30s here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a 40's thread and getting closer to 50!?

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

I have long passed 30

I am also passed double 30

Now I am on the downhill run towards my triple 30

Determined to make the 100 then I will be outside of everyones age parameter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not too far over 30 thankfully, Steve I'm sure your profile says 25? So are you allowed in here young whippersnapper?

I technically am not but you’re the first person that’s noticed I don’t belong

I actually read profiles

Same. I’ve read all of your profile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have long passed 30

I am also passed double 30

Now I am on the downhill run towards my triple 30

Determined to make the 100 then I will be outside of everyones age parameter

When!! you do I’ll start a thread especially for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can hardly miss us

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Over 30s but not in 30s. Still counts right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly 30x2 but life is good atm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can hardly miss us "

I know. You’re all over the bloody site

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By *e Platypuss de ErotiqueMan
over a year ago

Bristol

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By *e Platypuss de ErotiqueMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Put me in with the oldies why don't you! Denial has its rewards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 'slightly' over 30..

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

30? I can't remember 30!

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By *edsmudgeMan
over a year ago

oxford

"Finaaaally.

But now I'm going to be lumped in with the oldies.

Great.

We'll brave it together

Win.

Okay, I'm going to embrace this recognition of my lack of youth.

Welcome to needing a hand up after a blowjob due to arthriticky knees.

Oh no is this an actual thing? I'm now picturing you being helped up with... well I'll stop there.

*whispers*

It happened.

To be fair, if they received a blowjob from you I doubt they'd remember any creaks or groans."

In the words of the late great rik mayall

“Grab hold of this ladies , it’s the hand rail”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Checking in

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Skimming lightly over the top side of 30 - unless you count mental age - then im 12!!

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By *ittlekinks38Woman
over a year ago

outside belfast x

Does over 40 count? Or looking preferably 30s? And are you looking men? Or my man! Lol am single ?? ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I note we are all assuming the measurement here is Years, not Stones, or Nipples...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For once I’m included

Can Mrs NE stay in the under 30s though please

You can keep her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For once I’m included

Can Mrs NE stay in the under 30s though please

You can keep her. "

YES! Wait, what are her thoughts on Thierry Henry

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

Almost ticking that next demographic box… sad times

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Way over 30!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For once I’m included

Can Mrs NE stay in the under 30s though please

You can keep her.

YES! Wait, what are her thoughts on Thierry Henry

He exact words were “He’s funny”

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"I note we are all assuming the measurement here is Years, not Stones, or Nipples..."

This is a very valid viewpoint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#inclusivity

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