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By *ucspark OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley

Just been out for a coffee, meet my youngest sister there. Walked in and ordered a coffee as I usually do, same nice lady that always serves me. Sat down waiting for sister, sister comes in and orders comes sit down, chatting and our coffees comes. Sister says lady behind counter fancies you, answer don't be silly she just polite. So why as she done heart shape on top of coffee then. Well how was I ever going to see that. How well could never see flirting when I had sight.

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By *ucspark OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley

Anyway the question is what passes you by without you noticing it.

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"Anyway the question is what passes you by without you noticing it. "

time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot. I live in my own little world.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

The world lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway the question is what passes you by without you noticing it.

time

"

Oh Gawd - tell me about it!!! Wonder what happened to the last 30 years some days....

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By *ucspark OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley


"Anyway the question is what passes you by without you noticing it.

time

"

Tempest fugit

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By *ucspark OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley


"A lot. I live in my own little world."

Think most people do on here

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By *uck_us_hardCouple
over a year ago

N.E Lincolnshire


"Anyway the question is what passes you by without you noticing it. "

Question is are you going to act on it!

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By *ucspark OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley


"Anyway the question is what passes you by without you noticing it.

Question is are you going to act on it! "

What with me being so shy, I'm unsure. But knowing my sister I have too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't a come on if someone kicked me up the arse and said "fancy a shag fatty?"

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By *ucspark OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley


"I wouldn't a come on if someone kicked me up the arse and said "fancy a shag fatty?" "

Glad too hear its not just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't a come on if someone kicked me up the arse and said "fancy a shag fatty?" "

Once on a night out with the lads a lass literally kicked me in the ass to get my attention. Turns out she did want a shag ... Didn't call me fatty though.

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"Just been out for a coffee, meet my youngest sister there. Walked in and ordered a coffee as I usually do, same nice lady that always serves me. Sat down waiting for sister, sister comes in and orders comes sit down, chatting and our coffees comes. Sister says lady behind counter fancies you, answer don't be silly she just polite. So why as she done heart shape on top of coffee then. Well how was I ever going to see that. How well could never see flirting when I had sight. "
She cocked up Nutspark. her previous job was as a barmaid, she's finding it hard to get over the Guinness emblem on your pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has to be blatant for me to notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"has to be blatant for me to notice "

OI MINXIE wanna shag

blatent enough for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"has to be blatant for me to notice

OI MINXIE wanna shag

blatent enough for you? "

are we talking birds, rugs, carpets ?? what? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"has to be blatant for me to notice

OI MINXIE wanna shag

blatent enough for you?

are we talking birds, rugs, carpets ?? what? lol "

omg you are hard work aren't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"has to be blatant for me to notice

OI MINXIE wanna shag

blatent enough for you?

are we talking birds, rugs, carpets ?? what? lol

omg you are hard work aren't you "

what have I missed ??

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Just been out for a coffee, meet my youngest sister there. Walked in and ordered a coffee as I usually do, same nice lady that always serves me. Sat down waiting for sister, sister comes in and orders comes sit down, chatting and our coffees comes. Sister says lady behind counter fancies you, answer don't be silly she just polite. So why as she done heart shape on top of coffee then. Well how was I ever going to see that. How well could never see flirting when I had sight. "
can you not braille read coffee ? dip your fingers in the next coffee she serves you to see what else she is trying to say i think youve pulled mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"has to be blatant for me to notice

OI MINXIE wanna shag

blatent enough for you?

are we talking birds, rugs, carpets ?? what? lol

omg you are hard work aren't you

what have I missed ?? "

im beginning to think this is all just a ruse to hide your downright naughtiness, i bet your at it more than rabbits in a warren

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"has to be blatant for me to notice

OI MINXIE wanna shag

blatent enough for you?

are we talking birds, rugs, carpets ?? what? lol

omg you are hard work aren't you

what have I missed ??

im beginning to think this is all just a ruse to hide your downright naughtiness, i bet your at it more than rabbits in a warren "

who moi????? little miss innocent .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"has to be blatant for me to notice

OI MINXIE wanna shag

blatent enough for you?

are we talking birds, rugs, carpets ?? what? lol

omg you are hard work aren't you

what have I missed ??

im beginning to think this is all just a ruse to hide your downright naughtiness, i bet your at it more than rabbits in a warren

who moi????? little miss innocent ....... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"has to be blatant for me to notice

OI MINXIE wanna shag

blatent enough for you?

are we talking birds, rugs, carpets ?? what? lol

omg you are hard work aren't you

what have I missed ??

im beginning to think this is all just a ruse to hide your downright naughtiness, i bet your at it more than rabbits in a warren

who moi????? little miss innocent .......

"

or was it Little Miss Naughty - I do get sooo muddled lol

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By *ucspark OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley


"has to be blatant for me to notice

OI MINXIE wanna shag

blatent enough for you?

are we talking birds, rugs, carpets ?? what? lol

omg you are hard work aren't you

what have I missed ??

im beginning to think this is all just a ruse to hide your downright naughtiness, i bet your at it more than rabbits in a warren

who moi????? little miss innocent .......

or was it Little Miss Naughty - I do get sooo muddled lol "

Most women do except when it comes to sales shopping

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I wouldn't a come on if someone kicked me up the arse and said "fancy a shag fatty?"

Once on a night out with the lads a lass literally kicked me in the ass to get my attention. Turns out she did want a shag ... Didn't call me fatty though. "

As far as I'm aware that is practically a proposal in Doncaster!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"has to be blatant for me to notice "

Same as. Would need to be written on a massive sign for me to notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The intricacies of forum life on here. I never see who's having a sly dig at who and who doesn't like who. It goes straight over the top of my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The intricacies of forum life on here. I never see who's having a sly dig at who and who doesn't like who. It goes straight over the top of my head."

mine aint just on here - I dont have a clue in the real world either lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

So, Nuccy, are you joining the growing band of fabbers who are nilla dating now?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"So, Nuccy, are you joining the growing band of fabbers who are nilla dating now? "

I've given up on dating I am waiting for Mr right to come to me...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The intricacies of forum life on here. I never see who's having a sly dig at who and who doesn't like who. It goes straight over the top of my head."

I don't either until someone tells me!

Unlike Minxie, face to face it's much easier: I am skilled in reading body language when it speaks sarky or loathing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't a come on if someone kicked me up the arse and said "fancy a shag fatty?"

Once on a night out with the lads a lass literally kicked me in the ass to get my attention. Turns out she did want a shag ... Didn't call me fatty though.

As far as I'm aware that is practically a proposal in Doncaster! "

Dunno about Doncaster -have only just moved back to the area recently and yet to 'do Donny'- but it happened up in Darlington, and there certainly less polite ways to be approached by someone in Darlo

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By *ucspark OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley


"So, Nuccy, are you joining the growing band of fabbers who are nilla dating now? "

I have to every once in a while to please my sisters, usually wait for it all to go tits up and then I get left alone again for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps it is your sister she fancies

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"So, Nuccy, are you joining the growing band of fabbers who are nilla dating now?

I've given up on dating I am waiting for Mr right to come to me... "

I'm settling.

For a selection of Mr Right Nows

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By *ucspark OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley


"So, Nuccy, are you joining the growing band of fabbers who are nilla dating now?

I've given up on dating I am waiting for Mr right to come to me... "

Jess I am over here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"has to be blatant for me to notice

Same as. Would need to be written on a massive sign for me to notice "

Same here, don't expect it so perhaps why I don't see it when it's clear to others??

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By *ucspark OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley


"Perhaps it is your sister she fancies "

They are all to straight laced in Dudley for that kind of thing

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I wouldn't a come on if someone kicked me up the arse and said "fancy a shag fatty?"

Once on a night out with the lads a lass literally kicked me in the ass to get my attention. Turns out she did want a shag ... Didn't call me fatty though.

As far as I'm aware that is practically a proposal in Doncaster!

Dunno about Doncaster -have only just moved back to the area recently and yet to 'do Donny'- but it happened up in Darlington, and there certainly less polite ways to be approached by someone in Darlo "

You've got that joy still ahead of you!!!

Be afraid, be very afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't a come on if someone kicked me up the arse and said "fancy a shag fatty?"

Once on a night out with the lads a lass literally kicked me in the ass to get my attention. Turns out she did want a shag ... Didn't call me fatty though.

As far as I'm aware that is practically a proposal in Doncaster!

Dunno about Doncaster -have only just moved back to the area recently and yet to 'do Donny'- but it happened up in Darlington, and there certainly less polite ways to be approached by someone in Darlo

You've got that joy still ahead of you!!!

Be afraid, be very afraid "

Thanks for the warning

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"So, Nuccy, are you joining the growing band of fabbers who are nilla dating now?

I've given up on dating I am waiting for Mr right to come to me... "

Helloooooo! (Waves seductively...!)

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"So, Nuccy, are you joining the growing band of fabbers who are nilla dating now?

I've given up on dating I am waiting for Mr right to come to me...

Helloooooo! (Waves seductively...!)

"

Just glanced at this thread and (it being early and all) had to remind myself that tubbie is not waving seductively at Nuccy...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"So, Nuccy, are you joining the growing band of fabbers who are nilla dating now?

I've given up on dating I am waiting for Mr right to come to me...

Helloooooo! (Waves seductively...!)

"

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By *ucspark OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley


"So, Nuccy, are you joining the growing band of fabbers who are nilla dating now?

I've given up on dating I am waiting for Mr right to come to me...

Helloooooo! (Waves seductively...!)

Just glanced at this thread and (it being early and all) had to remind myself that tubbie is not waving seductively at Nuccy... "

See I never see flirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, Nuc's

Can you ask the lady to get your small change out of your pocket the next time you go in for a coffee?

I'm sure you will find out if she fancies you then.

If it works, you have got yourself a new angle on pulling women lol

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"So, Nuccy, are you joining the growing band of fabbers who are nilla dating now?

I've given up on dating I am waiting for Mr right to come to me...

Helloooooo! (Waves seductively...!)

Just glanced at this thread and (it being early and all) had to remind myself that tubbie is not waving seductively at Nuccy... "

Eeeeeeeep!

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By *ucspark OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley


"Hey, Nuc's

Can you ask the lady to get your small change out of your pocket the next time you go in for a coffee?

I'm sure you will find out if she fancies you then.

If it works, you have got yourself a new angle on pulling women lol "

Arty last time I tried that it took two weeks for the bruising to die down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 11/11/12 07:50:33]"

Hers or yours?

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By *ucspark OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley


"[Removed by poster at 11/11/12 07:50:33]

Hers or yours?"

Unfortunately mine, she was just mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 11/11/12 07:50:33]

Hers or yours?

Unfortunately mine, she was just mean "

Ah yes! She got the gold mine, you got the shaft lol

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By *ucspark OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley


"[Removed by poster at 11/11/12 07:50:33]

Hers or yours?

Unfortunately mine, she was just mean

Ah yes! She got the gold mine, you got the shaft lol"

Those plums are differently not for squeezing

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