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By *edonism44 OP   Man
over a year ago

oldham

If I hear " it's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas " or only xx days to go, I am going to get my own island and make it a Christmas free, clothes free, zone !!!!

Baaaa hum bug !!!!!!!

That bloody Miranda idiotic woman was having a Christmas party the other day , thought I had slipped into a coma and woke up on Boxing Day!!!

( early Thursday rant )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think you slipped out of consciousness and posted your thursday rant a day late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's beginning to look a lot like christmas - sung in her bestest voice as she runs away giggling ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im not thinking about it till the end of Novemember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im not thinking about it till the end of Novemember

"

Its beginning to look a lot like christmas - runs off again laughing even more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im not thinking about it till the end of Novemember

Its beginning to look a lot like christmas - runs off again laughing even more "

Thats fine im not bar humbug x

im actually baking christmas cupcakes for my photos pn Facebook this weekend so im not hating christmas x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im not thinking about it till the end of Novemember

Its beginning to look a lot like christmas - runs off again laughing even more

Thats fine im not bar humbug x

im actually baking christmas cupcakes for my photos pn Facebook this weekend so im not hating christmas x"

me neither and I cant get the song out my head now - sooooo all together "its beginning to look a lot like christmas" - and I do know the next line too .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im not thinking about it till the end of Novemember

Its beginning to look a lot like christmas - runs off again laughing even more

Thats fine im not bar humbug x

im actually baking christmas cupcakes for my photos pn Facebook this weekend so im not hating christmas x

me neither and I cant get the song out my head now - sooooo all together "its beginning to look a lot like christmas" - and I do know the next line too ......... "

if it snows this weekend now i will come find u and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im not thinking about it till the end of Novemember

Its beginning to look a lot like christmas - runs off again laughing even more

Thats fine im not bar humbug x

im actually baking christmas cupcakes for my photos pn Facebook this weekend so im not hating christmas x

me neither and I cant get the song out my head now - sooooo all together "its beginning to look a lot like christmas" - and I do know the next line too .........

if it snows this weekend now i will come find u and "

god another threat to end my life prematurely lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im not thinking about it till the end of Novemember

Its beginning to look a lot like christmas - runs off again laughing even more

Thats fine im not bar humbug x

im actually baking christmas cupcakes for my photos pn Facebook this weekend so im not hating christmas x

me neither and I cant get the song out my head now - sooooo all together "its beginning to look a lot like christmas" - and I do know the next line too .........

if it snows this weekend now i will come find u and

god another threat to end my life prematurely lol "

and ........ u know wots coming next "its beginning to look a lot like christmas" .............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coca cola Xmas advert will be showing on Saturday night during X-Factor

That's when you know it's Christmas

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin


"Coca cola Xmas advert will be showing on Saturday night during X-Factor

That's when you know it's Christmas "

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Can someone do my shopping for me please lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coca cola Xmas advert will be showing on Saturday night during X-Factor

That's when you know it's Christmas

"

then we can all sing "Its beginning to look a lot like christmas" ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coca cola Xmas advert will be showing on Saturday night during X-Factor

That's when you know it's Christmas

then we can all sing "Its beginning to look a lot like christmas" ........ "

It's beginning to sound like a broken record

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

Just for MinnieMinx - merry christmas

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Ev'rywhere you go;

Take a look in the five and ten glistening once again

With candy canes and silver lanes aglow.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Toys in ev'ry store

But the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be

On your own front door.

A pair of hopalong boots and a pistol that shoots

Is the wish of Barney and Ben;

Dolls that will talk and will go for a walk

Is the hope of Janice and Jen;

And Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Ev'rywhere you go;

There's a tree in the Grand Hotel, one in the park as well,

The sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas;

Soon the bells will start,

And the thing that will make them ring is the carol that you sing

Right within your heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coca cola Xmas advert will be showing on Saturday night during X-Factor

That's when you know it's Christmas

then we can all sing "Its beginning to look a lot like christmas" ........

It's beginning to sound like a broken record "

I am wondering if the OP has gone as threatened ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just for MinnieMinx - merry christmas

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Ev'rywhere you go;

Take a look in the five and ten glistening once again

With candy canes and silver lanes aglow.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Toys in ev'ry store

But the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be

On your own front door.

A pair of hopalong boots and a pistol that shoots

Is the wish of Barney and Ben;

Dolls that will talk and will go for a walk

Is the hope of Janice and Jen;

And Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Ev'rywhere you go;

There's a tree in the Grand Hotel, one in the park as well,

The sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas;

Soon the bells will start,

And the thing that will make them ring is the carol that you sing

Right within your heart."

It'll have to be a cut n paste job if I have to post that lot lol - and we all know how people feel about cut n paste

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington


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It'll have to be a cut n paste job if I have to post that lot lol - and we all know how people feel about cut n paste "

I don't care if people don't like cut n paste.....actually I'm quite tempted to keep on cutting and pasting christmas songs ho-ho-ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

It'll have to be a cut n paste job if I have to post that lot lol - and we all know how people feel about cut n paste

I don't care if people don't like cut n paste.....actually I'm quite tempted to keep on cutting and pasting christmas songs ho-ho-ho "

oh oooooops wot have I started lol

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Love Christmas and can't wait...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love Christmas and can't wait..."

ok on three - 1 ... 2 ... 3 Its beginning to look a lot like christmas ............ lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know Christmas is round the corner when you start seeing b-movies 'starring' the guy who played JohnBoy off The Waltons. Watched one last night and Siren walked out in disgust at me getting into Xmas films already.

Well, in my defence, we are paying Sky a lot of money per month and if they broadcast a Christmas 24 channel I feel obligated to watch it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know Christmas is round the corner when you start seeing b-movies 'starring' the guy who played JohnBoy off The Waltons. Watched one last night and Siren walked out in disgust at me getting into Xmas films already.

Well, in my defence, we are paying Sky a lot of money per month and if they broadcast a Christmas 24 channel I feel obligated to watch it. "

If u repeatedly sing the following line over n over again to Siren - she will forgive u ........... ready .... Its beginning to look a lot like christmas .... well I think thats how it works

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By *edonism44 OP   Man
over a year ago

oldham


"You know Christmas is round the corner when you start seeing b-movies 'starring' the guy who played JohnBoy off The Waltons. Watched one last night and Siren walked out in disgust at me getting into Xmas films already.

Well, in my defence, we are paying Sky a lot of money per month and if they broadcast a Christmas 24 channel I feel obligated to watch it.

If u repeatedly sing the following line over n over again to Siren - she will forgive u ........... ready .... Its beginning to look a lot like christmas .... well I think thats how it works "

Your all a set of bastards, but I love you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's cold enough to snow up here at the moment... which reminds me...

it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

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over a year ago

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


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Message to Mods!

Could you create a "Bah Humbug" sign?

If not, can we report Wishy as an affront to decency??

It's not yet Xmas!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I hear " it's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas " or only xx days to go, I am going to get my own island and make it a Christmas free, clothes free, zone !!!! Baaaa hum bug !!!!!!!"

As Perky will be making my life hell in a couple of weeks when she 'decorates' my flat - bah bloody humbug indeed - I would like to join you on your desert island for the 'festive yuletide'..

However, I wish to point out that, having expressed a wish to spend said Festive Yuletide alone with a member of the same sex, that I am not suffering with 'Seasonal batting-for-the-other-side Disorder' and shall attempt to bring with me something to alleviate my urges... (hope that's a Fleshlite in me stocking )

Pork

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall

It's the time that every Santa has a ball

Does he ride a red nosed reindeer

Does a ton-up on his sleigh

Do the faries keep him sober for a day.

So here it is Merry Xmas

Everybody's having fun

Look to the future now

It's only just begun.

Are you waiting for the family to arrive

Are you sure you got the room to spare inside

Does your granny always tell ya

That the old songs are the best

Then she's up and rock and rollin' with the rest.

So here it is Merry Xmas

Everybody's having fun

Look to the future now

It's only just begun.

What will your daddy do when he sees

Your mama kissin' Santa Claus

Ah ah

Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall

Are you hoping that the snow will start to fall

Do you ride on down the hillside

In a buggy you have made

When you land upon your head

Then you bin slayed.

So here it is Merry Xmas

Everybody's having fun

Look to the future now

It's only just begun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall

It's the time that every Santa has a ball

Does he ride a red nosed reindeer

Does a ton-up on his sleigh

Do the faries keep him sober for a day.

So here it is Merry Xmas

Everybody's having fun

Look to the future now

It's only just begun.

Are you waiting for the family to arrive

Are you sure you got the room to spare inside

Does your granny always tell ya

That the old songs are the best

Then she's up and rock and rollin' with the rest.

So here it is Merry Xmas

Everybody's having fun

Look to the future now

It's only just begun.

What will your daddy do when he sees

Your mama kissin' Santa Claus

Ah ah

Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall

Are you hoping that the snow will start to fall

Do you ride on down the hillside

In a buggy you have made

When you land upon your head

Then you bin slayed.

So here it is Merry Xmas

Everybody's having fun

Look to the future now

It's only just begun.

"

You can really go off some people, ya know.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know Christmas is round the corner when you start seeing b-movies 'starring' the guy who played JohnBoy off The Waltons. Watched one last night and Siren walked out in disgust at me getting into Xmas films already.

Well, in my defence, we are paying Sky a lot of money per month and if they broadcast a Christmas 24 channel I feel obligated to watch it.

If u repeatedly sing the following line over n over again to Siren - she will forgive u ........... ready .... Its beginning to look a lot like christmas .... well I think thats how it works

Your all a set of bastards, but I love you xxx "

Oh u didnt leave for the island .... come over and join in ...... Its beginning to look a lot like christmas"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall

It's the time that every Santa has a ball

Does he ride a red nosed reindeer

Does a ton-up on his sleigh

Do the faries keep him sober for a day.

So here it is Merry Xmas

Everybody's having fun

Look to the future now

It's only just begun.

Are you waiting for the family to arrive

Are you sure you got the room to spare inside

Does your granny always tell ya

That the old songs are the best

Then she's up and rock and rollin' with the rest.

So here it is Merry Xmas

Everybody's having fun

Look to the future now

It's only just begun.

What will your daddy do when he sees

Your mama kissin' Santa Claus

Ah ah

Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall

Are you hoping that the snow will start to fall

Do you ride on down the hillside

In a buggy you have made

When you land upon your head

Then you bin slayed.

So here it is Merry Xmas

Everybody's having fun

Look to the future now

It's only just begun.

You can really go off some people, ya know.......

"

I haven't posted that YET !!!!! lol but here goes ........ Its beginning to look a lot like christmas" - legs it over the hills quick .................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's cold enough to snow up here at the moment... which reminds me...

it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! "

repeatedly Wishy repeatedly - follow the instructions Its beginning to look a lot like christmas ...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Christmas will begin for me, when i go around the christmas market in brussels. Im really looking forward to it and even going to attempt ice skating.

I am an aweful humbug but im ok this year, even invited mum and stepdad for christmas dinner. Got lots of presents sorted, penny jar is full, tesco card is full so im happy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys funsucker here , please leave the Xmas stuff till December ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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u missed something out - Its beginning to look a lot like christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys funsucker here , please leave the Xmas stuff till December ...... "

Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas ...................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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u missed something out - Its beginning to look a lot like christmas "

That's looking TOO much like Christmas!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I hear " it's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas " or only xx days to go, I am going to get my own island and make it a Christmas free, clothes free, zone !!!! Baaaa hum bug !!!!!!!

As Perky will be making my life hell in a couple of weeks when she 'decorates' my flat - bah bloody humbug indeed - I would like to join you on your desert island for the 'festive yuletide'..

However, I wish to point out that, having expressed a wish to spend said Festive Yuletide alone with a member of the same sex, that I am not suffering with 'Seasonal batting-for-the-other-side Disorder' and shall attempt to bring with me something to alleviate my urges... (hope that's a Fleshlite in me stocking )

Pork"

Whilst u wait to see - here's a little ditty for u from me - Its beginning to look a lot like christmas ......... am waving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I hear " it's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas " or only xx days to go, I am going to get my own island and make it a Christmas free, clothes free, zone !!!! Baaaa hum bug !!!!!!!

As Perky will be making my life hell in a couple of weeks when she 'decorates' my flat - bah bloody humbug indeed - I would like to join you on your desert island for the 'festive yuletide'..

However, I wish to point out that, having expressed a wish to spend said Festive Yuletide alone with a member of the same sex, that I am not suffering with 'Seasonal batting-for-the-other-side Disorder' and shall attempt to bring with me something to alleviate my urges... (hope that's a Fleshlite in me stocking )

Pork

Whilst u wait to see - here's a little ditty for u from me - Its beginning to look a lot like christmas ......... am waving "

I'd get down from that hilltop if I were you...... (loads snipers rifle..... )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I hear " it's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas " or only xx days to go, I am going to get my own island and make it a Christmas free, clothes free, zone !!!! Baaaa hum bug !!!!!!!

As Perky will be making my life hell in a couple of weeks when she 'decorates' my flat - bah bloody humbug indeed - I would like to join you on your desert island for the 'festive yuletide'..

However, I wish to point out that, having expressed a wish to spend said Festive Yuletide alone with a member of the same sex, that I am not suffering with 'Seasonal batting-for-the-other-side Disorder' and shall attempt to bring with me something to alleviate my urges... (hope that's a Fleshlite in me stocking )

Pork

Whilst u wait to see - here's a little ditty for u from me - Its beginning to look a lot like christmas ......... am waving

I'd get down from that hilltop if I were you...... (loads snipers rifle..... )

"

Have tin hat and flak jacket on - standard dress near me these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I hear " it's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas " or only xx days to go, I am going to get my own island and make it a Christmas free, clothes free, zone !!!! Baaaa hum bug !!!!!!!

As Perky will be making my life hell in a couple of weeks when she 'decorates' my flat - bah bloody humbug indeed - I would like to join you on your desert island for the 'festive yuletide'..

However, I wish to point out that, having expressed a wish to spend said Festive Yuletide alone with a member of the same sex, that I am not suffering with 'Seasonal batting-for-the-other-side Disorder' and shall attempt to bring with me something to alleviate my urges... (hope that's a Fleshlite in me stocking )

Pork

Whilst u wait to see - here's a little ditty for u from me - Its beginning to look a lot like christmas ......... am waving

I'd get down from that hilltop if I were you...... (loads snipers rifle..... )

Have tin hat and flak jacket on - standard dress near me these days "

and its beginning to look a lot like christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I hear " it's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas " or only xx days to go, I am going to get my own island and make it a Christmas free, clothes free, zone !!!! Baaaa hum bug !!!!!!!

As Perky will be making my life hell in a couple of weeks when she 'decorates' my flat - bah bloody humbug indeed - I would like to join you on your desert island for the 'festive yuletide'..

However, I wish to point out that, having expressed a wish to spend said Festive Yuletide alone with a member of the same sex, that I am not suffering with 'Seasonal batting-for-the-other-side Disorder' and shall attempt to bring with me something to alleviate my urges... (hope that's a Fleshlite in me stocking )

Pork

Whilst u wait to see - here's a little ditty for u from me - Its beginning to look a lot like christmas ......... am waving

I'd get down from that hilltop if I were you...... (loads snipers rifle..... )

Have tin hat and flak jacket on - standard dress near me these days

and its beginning to look a lot like christmas "

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mistletoe at the ready.. c'mon folks all queue up for a smooch haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mistletoe at the ready.. c'mon folks all queue up for a smooch haha xx"

we could have a little singsong whilst we are waiting for em to get in line lol

Ready steady - u all know the words now - its beginning to look a lot like christmas .............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I hear " it's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas " or only xx days to go, I am going to get my own island and make it a Christmas free, clothes free, zone !!!! Baaaa hum bug !!!!!!!

As Perky will be making my life hell in a couple of weeks when she 'decorates' my flat - bah bloody humbug indeed - I would like to join you on your desert island for the 'festive yuletide'..

However, I wish to point out that, having expressed a wish to spend said Festive Yuletide alone with a member of the same sex, that I am not suffering with 'Seasonal batting-for-the-other-side Disorder' and shall attempt to bring with me something to alleviate my urges... (hope that's a Fleshlite in me stocking )

Pork

Whilst u wait to see - here's a little ditty for u from me - Its beginning to look a lot like christmas ......... am waving

I'd get down from that hilltop if I were you...... (loads snipers rifle..... )

Have tin hat and flak jacket on - standard dress near me these days

and its beginning to look a lot like christmas

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"

X marks the spot Porky - its beginning to look a lot like christmas

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Well I've got to get my Chrimbo pressies bought, wrapped and delivered before I go into hospital on 14th December (first year ever that I've not got everything bought by mid November...) so....

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not officially christmas until you see the advert

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Wait till I start my CLIFFmas countdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its not officially christmas until you see the advert "

we've done that one then we can all sing Its beginning to look a lot like christmas lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait till I start my CLIFFmas countdown "

does it start with Its beginning to look a lot like christmas ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its not officially christmas until you see the advert "

Holidays R cummin'

Holidays R cummin'......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its not officially christmas until you see the advert

Holidays R cummin'

Holidays R cummin'......

"

wrong song Porky - its the one that goes - its beginning to look a lot like christmas - the one has been derailed lol

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By *edonism44 OP   Man
over a year ago

oldham

Hot news on sky news .....

CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED DUE TO AN OUTBREAK OF MAD REINDEER DISEASE AND SANTA HAS COME DOWN WITH LEGIONNAIRES DISEASE , DIPTHERIA, AND ANOTHER BIG ILLNESS I CAN'T SPELL !!!!????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hot news on sky news .....

CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED DUE TO AN OUTBREAK OF MAD REINDEER DISEASE AND SANTA HAS COME DOWN WITH LEGIONNAIRES DISEASE , DIPTHERIA, AND ANOTHER BIG ILLNESS I CAN'T SPELL !!!!????"

Its ok it was a false alarm - the humbug brigade had put this about - its ok little children they will all be alright - there there, and its beginning to look a lot like christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am having a child free Christmas this year for the first time since 1991.... I am being really nice and letting the sperm doner have them xmas eve until 2nd Jan.

Well i do have to look after Pork but he is well trained (Perky)

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I've been having Christmas free Christmases for years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know when you get your first christmas card that .... all together now...

IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS!!!!!

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By *edonism44 OP   Man
over a year ago

oldham


"Hot news on sky news .....

CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED DUE TO AN OUTBREAK OF MAD REINDEER DISEASE AND SANTA HAS COME DOWN WITH LEGIONNAIRES DISEASE , DIPTHERIA, AND ANOTHER BIG ILLNESS I CAN'T SPELL !!!!????

Its ok it was a false alarm - the humbug brigade had put this about - its ok little children they will all be alright - there there, and its beginning to look a lot like christmas "

No I can confirm as one of santas disgruntled vertically challenged helpers, CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED, we have all found employ in local pantomimes !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas should only be announced on the 1st of December not bloody October like most stores does my nut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even tho I did receive my snowing Christmas tree the other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just for you Casper I've dedicated a thread to the J_nny Mathis classic you love so much

*runs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No I can confirm as one of santas disgruntled vertically challenged helpers, CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED, we have all found employ in local pantomimes !!!

"

You mean you're one of these disgruntled employees?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMTxrFTr7hk&feature=related

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hot news on sky news .....

CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED DUE TO AN OUTBREAK OF MAD REINDEER DISEASE AND SANTA HAS COME DOWN WITH LEGIONNAIRES DISEASE , DIPTHERIA, AND ANOTHER BIG ILLNESS I CAN'T SPELL !!!!????

Its ok it was a false alarm - the humbug brigade had put this about - its ok little children they will all be alright - there there, and its beginning to look a lot like christmas

No I can confirm as one of santas disgruntled vertically challenged helpers, CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED, we have all found employ in local pantomimes !!!

"

singing - all together now - Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Christmas should only be announced on the 1st of December not bloody October like most stores does my nut "

oh oooooops its November lol Cue the music please maestro Its beginning to look a lot Christmas

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over a year ago


"I am having a child free Christmas this year for the first time since 1991.... I am being really nice and letting the sperm doner have them xmas eve until 2nd Jan.

Well i do have to look after Pork but he is well trained (Perky)"

But is he singing that well known song :-

its beginning to look a lot like Christmas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been having Christmas free Christmases for years. "

well u thought u were - altogether Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

Did somebody mention Cliffmas....

The child is a King, the Caroller sing,

The old is past, there's a new beginning.

Dreams of Santa, dreams of snow,

Fingers numb, faces aglow.

Christmas time, Mistletoe and Wine

Children singing Christian rhyme

With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree

A time to rejoice in the good that we see

A time for living, a time for believing

A time for trusting, not deceiving,

Love and laughter and joy ever after

hours for the taking, just follow the master.

Christmas time, Mistletoe and Wine

Children singing Christian rhyme

With logs on the fire and gifts in the tree

A time to rejoice in the good that we see

Silent night, holy night

Its a time for giving, a time for getting,

A time for forgiving and for forgetting.

Christmas is love, Christmas is peace,

A time for hating and fighting to cease.

Christmas time, Mistletoe and Wine

Children singing Christian rhyme

With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree

A time to rejo

With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree

A time to rejoice in the good that we see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did somebody mention Cliffmas....

The child is a King, the Caroller sing,

The old is past, there's a new beginning.

Dreams of Santa, dreams of snow,

Fingers numb, faces aglow.

Christmas time, Mistletoe and Wine

Children singing Christian rhyme

With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree

A time to rejoice in the good that we see

A time for living, a time for believing

A time for trusting, not deceiving,

Love and laughter and joy ever after

hours for the taking, just follow the master.

Christmas time, Mistletoe and Wine

Children singing Christian rhyme

With logs on the fire and gifts in the tree

A time to rejoice in the good that we see

Silent night, holy night

Its a time for giving, a time for getting,

A time for forgiving and for forgetting.

Christmas is love, Christmas is peace,

A time for hating and fighting to cease.

Christmas time, Mistletoe and Wine

Children singing Christian rhyme

With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree

A time to rejo

With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree

A time to rejoice in the good that we see.

"

yep can see a theme here - its beginning to look a lot like christmas lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Jeremy Kyle Christmas Song!!!

12 Cans of Carling

11 DA Tests

10 Dads to choose from

9 Teeth between them

8 Squeezed in tracksuits

7 Stinking smack rats

6 Dunlop trainers

5 STOLEN RINGS

4 Fat slags

3 Ugly twats

2 Timing ratbags

AND ONE PROCESSED NUTTER THAT PARADES THEM ON TV !!

" It's definitely beginning to feel like Christmas lol"

(Perky)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did somebody mention Cliffmas....

The child is a King, the Caroller sing,

The old is past, there's a new beginning.

Dreams of Santa, dreams of snow,

Fingers numb, faces aglow.

Christmas time, Mistletoe and Wine

Children singing Christian rhyme

With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree

A time to rejoice in the good that we see

A time for living, a time for believing

A time for trusting, not deceiving,

Love and laughter and joy ever after

hours for the taking, just follow the master.

Christmas time, Mistletoe and Wine

Children singing Christian rhyme

With logs on the fire and gifts in the tree

A time to rejoice in the good that we see

Silent night, holy night

Its a time for giving, a time for getting,

A time for forgiving and for forgetting.

Christmas is love, Christmas is peace,

A time for hating and fighting to cease.

Christmas time, Mistletoe and Wine

Children singing Christian rhyme

With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree

A time to rejo

With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree

A time to rejoice in the good that we see.

"

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By *edonism44 OP   Man
over a year ago

oldham

RIGHT LAST TIME NOW BEFORE I THROW MY TEDDY OUT IF THE PRAM!!!!

IT'S BEEN CANCELLED!!!!!!!

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over a year ago


"RIGHT LAST TIME NOW BEFORE I THROW MY TEDDY OUT IF THE PRAM!!!!

IT'S BEEN CANCELLED!!!!!!!"

oh didddumms let me sing u a little lullaby - there;s teddy - its beginning to look a lot like christmas ....... shhhh everywhere u go ...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Jeremy Kyle Christmas Song!!!

12 Cans of Carling

11 DA Tests

10 Dads to choose from

9 Teeth between them

8 Squeezed in tracksuits

7 Stinking smack rats

6 Dunlop trainers

5 STOLEN RINGS

4 Fat slags

3 Ugly twats

2 Timing ratbags

AND ONE PROCESSED NUTTER THAT PARADES THEM ON TV !!

" It's definitely beginning to feel like Christmas lol"

(Perky)"

yayyyyy hiya Porky

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By *edonism44 OP   Man
over a year ago

oldham


"RIGHT LAST TIME NOW BEFORE I THROW MY TEDDY OUT IF THE PRAM!!!!

IT'S BEEN CANCELLED!!!!!!!

oh didddumms let me sing u a little lullaby - there;s teddy - its beginning to look a lot like christmas ....... shhhh everywhere u go ........... "

You are really not helping you turn coat you !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Jeremy Kyle Christmas Song!!!

12 Cans of Carling

11 DA Tests

10 Dads to choose from

9 Teeth between them

8 Squeezed in tracksuits

7 Stinking smack rats

6 Dunlop trainers

5 STOLEN RINGS

4 Fat slags

3 Ugly twats

2 Timing ratbags

AND ONE PROCESSED NUTTER THAT PARADES THEM ON TV !!

" It's definitely beginning to feel like Christmas lol"

(Perky)

yayyyyy hiya Porky "

Sorry it was Perky wheres Porky ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Jeremy Kyle Christmas Song!!!

12 Cans of Carling

11 DA Tests

10 Dads to choose from

9 Teeth between them

8 Squeezed in tracksuits

7 Stinking smack rats

6 Dunlop trainers

5 STOLEN RINGS

4 Fat slags

3 Ugly twats

2 Timing ratbags

AND ONE PROCESSED NUTTER THAT PARADES THEM ON TV !!

" It's definitely beginning to feel like Christmas lol"

(Perky)

yayyyyy hiya Porky

Sorry it was Perky wheres Porky ???? "

'Porky' (cheek!) is back home now....... but I'll be at Gatters again very soon.......

Pork - see that? P-O-R-K. Pork xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Jeremy Kyle Christmas Song!!!

12 Cans of Carling

11 DA Tests

10 Dads to choose from

9 Teeth between them

8 Squeezed in tracksuits

7 Stinking smack rats

6 Dunlop trainers

5 STOLEN RINGS

4 Fat slags

3 Ugly twats

2 Timing ratbags

AND ONE PROCESSED NUTTER THAT PARADES THEM ON TV !!

" It's definitely beginning to feel like Christmas lol"

(Perky)

yayyyyy hiya Porky

Sorry it was Perky wheres Porky ????

'Porky' (cheek!) is back home now....... but I'll be at Gatters again very soon.......

Pork - see that? P-O-R-K. Pork xx"

oh not ohhhhhhh ooooooops errrm I appear to have dropped a clanger again ............. sowwwy

blows kisses and sings a little ditty to make up for faux pas Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas .......... errrrm I think i have ballsed up on another thread tooo ........ sowwy

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

It was Christmas Eve babe

In the d*unk tank

An old man said to me, won't see another one

And then he sang a song

The Rare Old Mountain Dew

I turned my face away

And dreamed about you

Got on a lucky one

Came in at eighteen to one

I've got a feeling

This year's for me and you

So Happy Christmas

I love you baby

I can see a better time

When all our dreams come true

They've got cars big as bars

They've got rivers of gold

But the wind goes right through you

It's no place for the old

When you first took my hand

On a cold Christmas Eve

You promised me

Broadway was waiting for me

You were handsome

You were pretty

Queen of New York City

When the band finished playing

They howled out for more

Sinatra was swinging,

All the d*unks they were singing

We kissed on a corner

Then danced through the night

The boys of the NYPD choir

Were singing "Galway Bay"

And the bells were ringing out

For Christmas day

You're a bum

You're a punk

You're an old slut on junk

Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed

You scumbag, you maggot

You cheap lousy faggot

Happy Christmas your arse

I pray God it's our last

The boys of the NYPD choir

Still singing "Galway Bay"

And the bells were ringing out

For Christmas day

I could have been someone

Well so could anyone

You took my dreams from me

When I first found you

I kept them with me babe

I put them with my own

Can't make it all alone

I've built my dreams around you

The boys of the NYPD choir

Still singing "Galway Bay"

And the bells are ringing out

For Christmas Day

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have changed my song choice today - How about "A Fairytale In New York", although its decided if people like this one

Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas

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