FabSwingers.com forum: Epitaph's

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was talking with a friend yesterday about Epitaphs, we came to the conclusion mine should say - "it wasn't my fault" ..................

What would yours be? .............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

told you i was ill

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

She's finally grown up

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"told you i was ill"

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Mine is going to have all the usual bollocks on it.

Across the top instead of RIP, or whatever is traditional, it's going to say "Ooopsie"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"told you i was ill"

Hi Spike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was talking with a friend yesterday about Epitaphs, we came to the conclusion mine should say - "it wasn't my fault" ..................

What would yours be? .............

mine could say;

"2nd hand dick for sale"

"he did it Mr not me"

"knock and walk in"

"i can see up your skirt"

"who farted in here"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was talking with a friend yesterday about Epitaphs, we came to the conclusion mine should say - "it wasn't my fault" ..................

What would yours be? .............

mine could say;

"2nd hand dick for sale"

"he did it Mr not me"

"knock and walk in"

"i can see up your skirt"

"who farted in here""

u can't have that many - u have to pick one - think of the poor stonemason banging that lot out lol

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Mine will just say : Return To Sender

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine will just say : Return To Sender"

with a bit of hip wiggling?

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Mine will just say : Return To Sender

with a bit of hip wiggling?

maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine will simply say....

"New I shouldn't have let the ex pack my chute!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather be in Stoke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine will simply say....

"New I shouldn't have let the ex pack my chute!"

ha ha I like that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"male tart within- visitors welcome"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ok

"male tart within- visitors welcome"

see u've been thinking about this ........ that wasnt on your original list lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Is that what you have written on your grave??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much Sugar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is that what you have written on your grave?? "

Adopts posh voice - to whom is this question aimed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too much Sugar

speedy then

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Never, never, never

Never grow old

Never give up

Never stopped loving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grumpy to the last?

Clogs not included?

Kinky has left the building?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No worries anymore !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm behind you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grumpy to the last?

Clogs not included?

Kinky has left the building?"

Ryan will be weeping uncontrollably by the graveside lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm behind you!"

Oh no he isnt

(sorry the christmas thread has got me into panto mode now lol)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

je non regrette rien

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never, never, never

Never grow old

Never give up

Never stopped loving"

I like this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"je non regrette rien"

i would add a sentence - cept killing Minxie repeatedly

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"je non regrette rien

i would add a sentence - cept killing Minxie repeatedly

who says that would be a regret lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grumpy to the last?

Clogs not included?

Kinky has left the building?

Ryan will be weeping uncontrollably by the graveside lol

Only if he accidentally drops his burger into the grave.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"je non regrette rien

i would add a sentence - cept killing Minxie repeatedly

who says that would be a regret lmao"

the queue thats gonna get u

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grumpy to the last?

Clogs not included?

Kinky has left the building?

Ryan will be weeping uncontrollably by the graveside lol

Only if he accidentally drops his burger into the grave.

Nah he'd jump in to retrieve it

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Grumpy to the last?

Clogs not included?

Kinky has left the building?

Ryan will be weeping uncontrollably by the graveside lol

Only if he accidentally drops his burger into the grave.

Just had a mental flash of mourners throwing soil on top of your clog shaped coffin and Ryan throwing a scattering of sesame seeds that have fallen off his burgers into the bottom of his Maccy D bag...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worshipped the ground that was waiting for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apprentice bomb maker !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grumpy to the last?

Clogs not included?

Kinky has left the building?

Ryan will be weeping uncontrollably by the graveside lol

Only if he accidentally drops his burger into the grave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think mine would be

Well erm what happens now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think mine would be

Well erm what happens now?"

not a lot me thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He said he would kill me if I done it. Who's laughing now. Oh wait.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or

He said he would kill me if I done it. Who's laughing now. Oh wait..... "

errrrrm would that be he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somethings are best left unsaid

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By *ixson-BallsMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

i'd like...

he's gone but....

he enjoyed every minute of life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jump on, I'm still hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i'd like...

he's gone but....

he enjoyed every minute of life

like that - if u can say that at the end u must have got it right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Somethings are best left unsaid

blank then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"jump on, I'm still hard"

love the triple meaning of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is one place I wont be able to hear

Go Compare!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It could be worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or, I'd quite like:

Life is not about arriving at one's destination in a perfectly preserved body, but more of a slide in sideways on one's knees, in a shower of gravel, screaming, "Fuck, what a rush!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A drop of your blood will revive me

NO PERIOD BLOOD sorry if that offends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A drop of your blood will revive me

NO PERIOD BLOOD sorry if that offends"

Nothing worse than being raised from the dead and feeling iritated for 7 days.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apprentice bomb maker !"

reminds me of a song - I'm in pieces, bits n pieces

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me."

bang bang bang

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"or, I'd quite like:

Life is not about arriving at one's destination in a perfectly preserved body, but more of a slide in sideways on one's knees, in a shower of gravel, screaming, "Fuck, what a rush!"

A famous lady said something similar to this didnt she

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"he died from living too much" is what I want - in Latin and comic sans font.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

here lies sam aged 106, the good die young

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Has she gone for good this time?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Or "he was happy, but now he is a grave man"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've just been told it will simply say "bonkers!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""he died from living too much" is what I want - in Latin and comic sans font."

u need an interpreter lol and different stone mason than the one mentioned above lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"here lies sam aged 106, the good die young"

Well to quote a different thread then - how come its help the aged!!!???!?!?!?!?!? boom boom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has she gone for good this time?"

i believe not cos she has quoted below the above

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or "he was happy, but now he is a grave man""

maybe a good one would have been :-

them bones them bones them dry bones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just been told it will simply say "bonkers!""

u and mine both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simply sexy and the best

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

that was some fukin ride

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Simply sexy and the best

Brilliant one

wot would M's be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"that was some fukin ride

love this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Simply sexy and the best

Brilliant one

wot would M's be? "

Waiting for J to be on top of me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Simply sexy and the best

Brilliant one

wot would M's be?

Waiting for J to be on top of me

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we there yet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Simply sexy and the best

Brilliant one

wot would M's be?

Waiting for J to be on top of me

PMSL

Or I was a nerd, and still will be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She rode like a bitch, now she'll fly like one!"

;-);-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gone but not...uh...who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally, his tongue's stopped moving...... [Shame...]

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

This one is quite famous...

"As you are now, once I was, as I am now, you will be" or something like that.

Or maybe I will have

"I spent my whole life getting here"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Or how about

"it was a cough that carried him off, it was a coffin they carried him offin"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throughout life he was always punctual....

Now he's late....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Finally, his tongue's stopped moving...... [Shame...]

oh u dont wiggle out of it that easily u know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Throughout life he was always punctual....

Now he's late...."

thats cos he's a little busy at the mo

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Wacky weird but wonderful...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I died young but when I was very very old"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apprentice bomb maker !

reminds me of a song - I'm in pieces, bits n pieces

You have that line on your tombstone if you die of leprosy.

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

still here....well almost..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

usernolongeralive

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"usernolongeralive"

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here lies an Atheist

All dressed up

And no place to go.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"usernolongeralive"

ha ha - love it

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Connection reset by peer.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I've got an old coffee can and I'll cut a slot in the top.

Donations gratefully accepted towards a lovely granite slab with the words: "Minxie minx, jinxed to the end.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas... "

So give generously just in case we have to pay using a scrabble system of accounting - all them x's soon add up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pushin' up pampas grass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's lies Wishy, who's cheese has well and truly slid off his cracker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here is a stone,the timewaster never even turned up for his own funeral!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Siren and I shagged on tombstone once and the next day she complained of having a sore back and asked me take a look at it, so I did. I told her that her back was fine but her ass died in 1972.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'what matters, is you don't make the mistakes i made'

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