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By *adyBugs OP   Woman
over a year ago

cognito

…is too long to lie in the bath?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"…is too long to lie in the bath?

"

Two months, six days, fourteen hours and six minutes.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

If you start to develop gills…?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

If your legs look like corrugated cardboard it's been too long

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

When you're wrinkly or the water is cold.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

When your fingers and toes go all pruney

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By *adyBugs OP   Woman
over a year ago

cognito

Loving all your answers

I’m still in the bath…

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Can't afford to heat the water

Not having one.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

When you start belting out, 'part of your world'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until you look like that thing from SpongeBob that doesn't like the chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the water gets cold

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

When the water is cold, the steam dispersed, the bubbles have gone and the wine is d*unk, it time to get out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any amount of time is too long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you develop an extra blowhole.

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

When the bubbles disappear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a wet room so no need for a bath. However plenty of room for two in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any amount of time is too long.

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This is also correct, showers FTW

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Is there a different standard between a hot tub and a bath?

Surely it’s the same principle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, as long as your comfy just keep chilling.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

When all the hot water has run out of the immersion tank, or you start shriveling like a prune

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

When the coffee runs out.

Then go get a refill and get back in the bath.

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

When you stop breathing?

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By *his_Kitty_ScratchesWoman
over a year ago

WSM

There’s no wrong amount of time! Just keep topping up with hot water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until someone in your house needs to poop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you grow webbed feet

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By *wlmanMan
over a year ago

Rugby

The minute you start singing “Under de sea!”

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

When you need to pee.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

When you run out of wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

until your fingers are so wrinkly that you can't reply to your forum post ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you look like a prune

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Once you have dissolved

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

When the skin on yer fingers looks like a dehydrated prune.

OR

Your bath water looks like primordial soup! Followed by a herb to garnish.....!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I start to fall asleep. Or the water goes cold.

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