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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A new word..

'Bumbershoot'

Isnt it glorious,

a old man said 'it looks like rain i must erect my Bumbershoot' as he walked out the grocer's earlier.

I like it and going to use it at every opportunity fitting to the cause or not.

What have you you learnt recently?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fancy word for umbrella apparently so that could be fun to use, imagine going into B&M and asking if they have any 'bumbershoots in purple'

Not learned anything new recently, last thing was when I got called a boghouse in my dream, still not sure what a boghouse is, I imagine it's the worst toilet in the world lol

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Brolley will suffice for me.

It is a funny word tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A fancy word for umbrella apparently so that could be fun to use, imagine going into B&M and asking if they have any 'bumbershoots in purple'

Not learned anything new recently, last thing was when I got called a boghouse in my dream, still not sure what a boghouse is, I imagine it's the worst toilet in the world lol "

Im gona do it!

A boghouse great word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A fancy word for umbrella apparently so that could be fun to use, imagine going into B&M and asking if they have any 'bumbershoots in purple'

Not learned anything new recently, last thing was when I got called a boghouse in my dream, still not sure what a boghouse is, I imagine it's the worst toilet in the world lol

Im gona do it!

A boghouse great word "

Yes boss! Do it in a really posh accent!!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Lots of things relating to the job I'll be doing once I qualify...the randomist being your ear wax will be a different colour dependant on your race

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Lots of things relating to the job I'll be doing once I qualify...the randomist being your ear wax will be a different colour dependant on your race "

Whaaaaa?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lots of things relating to the job I'll be doing once I qualify...the randomist being your ear wax will be a different colour dependant on your race

Whaaaaa? "

I echo Whaaaaa thats crazy.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Bumbershoot! What a fantastic word.

I have learned (kind of) but been given some really good advice on some things. Vague.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Lots of things relating to the job I'll be doing once I qualify...the randomist being your ear wax will be a different colour dependant on your race "

So what is the correlation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably learned a lesson.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Lots of things relating to the job I'll be doing once I qualify...the randomist being your ear wax will be a different colour dependant on your race

Whaaaaa?

I echo Whaaaaa thats crazy. "

I know right!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

It's not really really new, but a hark back to long ago. "Cesspool"....

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Lots of things relating to the job I'll be doing once I qualify...the randomist being your ear wax will be a different colour dependant on your race

So what is the correlation?"

East Asian and Native American have different wax to Caucasian and Black, one is light in colour and the other darker, one is dry and flaky and the other soft and wet... apparently relates to the same gene that control body sweat/odour, the former have very little smell and the latter more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I learned that mashed potato on toast is a thing. My face is still doing this several hours later.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Lots of things relating to the job I'll be doing once I qualify...the randomist being your ear wax will be a different colour dependant on your race

So what is the correlation?

East Asian and Native American have different wax to Caucasian and Black, one is light in colour and the other darker, one is dry and flaky and the other soft and wet... apparently relates to the same gene that control body sweat/odour, the former have very little smell and the latter more "

Why is my ear wax light, dry and flaky?! I'm neither Asian nor Native American at all..... I'm not entirely Caucasian either actually, where does the Jewish ear wax gene fall?!

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Lots of things relating to the job I'll be doing once I qualify...the randomist being your ear wax will be a different colour dependant on your race

So what is the correlation?

East Asian and Native American have different wax to Caucasian and Black, one is light in colour and the other darker, one is dry and flaky and the other soft and wet... apparently relates to the same gene that control body sweat/odour, the former have very little smell and the latter more "

Something for the proponents of ear sex to bear in mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Today I learned that mashed potato on toast is a thing. My face is still doing this several hours later."

double carb heaven

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"A new word..

'Bumbershoot'

Isnt it glorious,

a old man said 'it looks like rain i must erect my Bumbershoot' as he walked out the grocer's earlier.

I like it and going to use it at every opportunity fitting to the cause or not.

What have you you learnt recently?

"

I have learned that I can call my penis a Bumbershoot, but only if it's raining.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Lots of things relating to the job I'll be doing once I qualify...the randomist being your ear wax will be a different colour dependant on your race

So what is the correlation?

East Asian and Native American have different wax to Caucasian and Black, one is light in colour and the other darker, one is dry and flaky and the other soft and wet... apparently relates to the same gene that control body sweat/odour, the former have very little smell and the latter more

Why is my ear wax light, dry and flaky?! I'm neither Asian nor Native American at all..... I'm not entirely Caucasian either actually, where does the Jewish ear wax gene fall?! "

You probably fall in the small percentage that has it outside of the typical range, it could also be you have a very dry ear canal, like everything there's always the few that fall out of the typical criteria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read the bumba bit and hoped it was going to be a different word. Unsurprisingly perhaps

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