FabSwingers.com forum: the full english

By *oonytoon OP Man
over a year ago

derby

Its one of those person above type threads so you were chatting to the person above and to reasons only known to the ancient god known as fuckituss you've arranged a meet

Now when meeting do you:

A- realise what a massive mistake you've made and lie about your great aunties cat being on the verge of falling into there fishbowl where your late great uncles prize posessions are swimming around helpless so you have to rush off to save multiple species and the broken heart of a frail relative or...

B- you find them tolerable either by looks or personality but not both by any means so think in for a penny in for a pound and besides you never know they could turn out to be the time of your life or...

C- think fucking hell all my christmas must have come at once I shall endure the task of pleasuring and being pleasured by such a beautiful tactful and down right dirty being until everyone is left with an eternal memory of naughty times......

Quite simple A, B or C

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By *oonytoon OP Man
over a year ago

derby

Oh and the option D where all expectations are surpassed and you are there with them the next morning with a full english having not slept all night thinking I never want this to end

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By *uck_us_hardCouple
over a year ago

N.E Lincolnshire

Haha based on your scary eye ball picture I'm going with A!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then D lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A.... Sorry rusty your just not my type lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A.... Sorry rusty your just not my type lol

Not even a fry up

The cheek of it hmmmpppfff

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By *oonytoon OP Man
over a year ago

derby

Is that you auntie? Your cats doing what?!! Gotta go byyyeee lol

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh def C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh def C

and that made mine too lol and deffo C back

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By *uck_us_hardCouple
over a year ago

N.E Lincolnshire

"Oh go on then D lol

Why thank you rusty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D with a cuppa please!!

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By *oonytoon OP Man
over a year ago

derby

Its got to be a c with the potential to be upgraded to a d depending what you can do with those lovely legs lol

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over a year ago

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By *oonytoon OP Man
over a year ago

derby

"Oh go on then D lol

Why thank you rusty

If I wear an eye patch would that get me upgraded to a b lol

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