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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So maybe I’ll take the hint that nobody on fab wants some fresh squirty cream dripping down their chin from a hot sexy man.

So, I need some ideas for a new profile picture, or what else could I put down my pants.

Or should I keep it, as it clearly reflects that I will simply pop it out for anyone.

Maybe this thread might inspire others that stick with the same one to change theirs too.

Have a fab day

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Ah. New picture not new profile.

Never hurts to vary it Nd does keep people on their toes as they'll think "who's that hunka hunk of burning love popping up in my feed?"

Before realising who it is and going ahhhhhh - new photo. Crafty.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah. New picture not new profile.

Never hurts to vary it Nd does keep people on their toes as they'll think "who's that hunka hunk of burning love popping up in my feed?"

Before realising who it is and going ahhhhhh - new photo. Crafty.......

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Hahaha. You see my point then and why I keep it as it is for so long. It is like a new profile when people change theirs all the time on the forum.

I don’t mind, keeps me on my toes who’d posting or is on Fab. But I do feel a change is in the air for me.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

To be fair Woody, it's a classic picture. You could maybe continue the series. Maybe a plunger down your pants next, or a lynx can. They always do well here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A meercat toy

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"A meercat toy "

Ooh - good shout.

Could become the new 'Colin the Chicken'.

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*for anyone not getting the reference - Colin was a rubber chicken that did the rounds amongst several forumites many moons ago and appeared in many a profile photo.

**yes. Childish I know

*** was funny as fuck though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Surely a satirical sky remote?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you should abandon the whole ‘things sticking out of your trousers’ thing and put up a picture of you hanging out of the arse of some lass, you know one of those single male profile pics where 90% of the pic is the lady they’re fucking.

They always work well. The ladies will understand that since another woman was quite happy to be fucked by you, then you must be a quality shagger. Sex meets will other ladies keen to the star of your next profile pic will no doubt rapidly ensue

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Sex meets will other ladies keen to be the star of your next profile pic will no doubt rapidly ensue "

This wise old man speaks the truth Woody. Get shaggin' and snappin'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a hammer, show those bitches you are ready to NAIL.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sex meets will other ladies keen to be the star of your next profile pic will no doubt rapidly ensue

This wise old man speaks the truth Woody. Get shaggin' and snappin'."

I know Dan is right…I have a camera but not the woman .

I’m currently going with a photo of me and a Merekat hanging out of my ass.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Use a hammer, show those bitches you are ready to NAIL."

I think I already have one

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Sex meets will other ladies keen to be the star of your next profile pic will no doubt rapidly ensue

This wise old man speaks the truth Woody. Get shaggin' and snappin'.

I know Dan is right…I have a camera but not the woman .

I’m currently going with a photo of me and a Merekat hanging out of my ass. "

You could recreate 'that scene' from The Boys using a lego man shoved down uour japs eye?

I'm sure that would have the laydeez wetter than the weather on a UK Bank Holiday in June?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use a hammer, show those bitches you are ready to NAIL."

Your comment made me spurt my coffee and now I’ve burnt my c*ck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sex meets will other ladies keen to be the star of your next profile pic will no doubt rapidly ensue

This wise old man speaks the truth Woody. Get shaggin' and snappin'.

I know Dan is right…I have a camera but not the woman .

I’m currently going with a photo of me and a Merekat hanging out of my ass.

You could recreate 'that scene' from The Boys using a lego man shoved down uour japs eye?

I'm sure that would have the laydeez wetter than the weather on a UK Bank Holiday in June?

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I tightened my belt as I read that above, so no, definitely no

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"You could recreate 'that scene' from The Boys using a lego man shoved down uour japs eye?

I'm sure that would have the laydeez wetter than the weather on a UK Bank Holiday in June?

I tightened my belt as I read that above, so no, definitely no "

Noooo. Obi's idea was pure sex. Lego men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Variety can be a good thing but then again you’ve created an interesting brand image to your profile which maybe best left alone. You can always test the waters by maybe changing from B&W to colour, etc.

Squirting cream can be a tasty image

Already have nice variety in profile and maybe see which has attracted most likes and stick with that on profile.

Your profile has plenty gr8 pics. and I’m forever adding and deleting pics. so probably the last person to best advise.

Thought-provoking images say it all, and the Hammer and Nail pic. did make me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could recreate 'that scene' from The Boys using a lego man shoved down uour japs eye?

I'm sure that would have the laydeez wetter than the weather on a UK Bank Holiday in June?

I tightened my belt as I read that above, so no, definitely no

Noooo. Obi's idea was pure sex. Lego men. "

A picture of my cock…. and Lego superman with a shocked look on his face? Got it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Variety can be a good thing but then again you’ve created an interesting brand image to your profile which maybe best left alone. You can always test the waters by maybe changing from B&W to colour, etc.

Squirting cream can be a tasty image

Already have nice variety in profile and maybe see which has attracted most likes and stick with that on profile.

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My profile pic has the most attention.

Colour is a good idea.

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