FabSwingers.com forum: Your (not really totally serious) dream job ..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you had the chance, what would be your ideal job, you know one that would really give you great job satisfaction?

Yep, we know you’d all love to help disadvantaged kids or volunteer to build a school in an impoverished country but bin all that PC virtue signalling bobbins for now and just have a bit of fun with this, Fabsters!

Maybe you’d be a Sunblock Application Executive for the Swedish Beach Volleyball team, or perhaps the Official Fluffer if ever Tom Hiddleston decided to move to porn?

Anyway, let us know your (not quite so serious) dream careers!

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By *esire in SheffieldMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Musician

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Global Internet Forum Contribution Approver in Chief. Executive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UN envoy, for diplomacy and calling people cnuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The crocodile from punch and judy

'snap SNAP'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Videographer for Dancer36

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ryan Reynolds cock/bum/head massager.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puppy dog floofer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Puppy dog floofer

That's illegal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality control tester for fleshlight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Puppy dog floofer

That's illegal

Noooo not that kind of floof. Floof as in shampooing and backcombing poodles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 of those international hotel inspectors, that get everything paid for to fly around the world trying out new places

Knowing my luck they would repeat send me to Pontins

Claire

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

A tour guide around Scotland.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Liz Hurley's personal photographer is probably an OK gig.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

A bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Karma delivery service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jumper stylist for bebe goats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boris Johnson’s conscience.

Unemployed basically.

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By *aliceWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Cat herder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Karma delivery service"

ooh yeah, good one!! I’ll cover for you on your days off!

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By *inkycatWoman
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Wardrobe mistress for Tom Cruise… as long as helping out of those uniforms was part of the job…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head fluffer on a porn set or swingers club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bikini advisor for Alexandra Daddario

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

A ski instructor

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Chief chocolate taster

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

A tester for sex toys or gymnast. I could do both together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same as when I was a little boy... footballer. What I would do to have my knees and back returned to me so I could play a full 90 minutes. Getting old is cack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you had the chance, what would be your ideal job, you know one that would really give you great job satisfaction?

Maybe you’d be a Sunblock Application Executive for the Swedish Beach Volleyball team, or perhaps the Official Fluffer if ever Tom Hiddleston decided to move to porn?

Anyway, let us know your (not quite so serious) dream careers! "

A professional lottery winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cosmologist

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Guitarist in Thin Lizzy alongside Scott Gorham. Alternatively guitarist in Def Leppard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ryan Reynolds cock/bum/head massager. "

Ryan Reynolds cock/bum/head...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Often think Paxo left a gaping hole......

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Test driver for Ferarri, Lamborghini, Maserati, Aston Martin, Rolls Royce.

One of those ^^^^^

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tess Daly’s tampon inserter …

(*A bit *too* weird / creepy / niche?

I’ll get me coat .. )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to be Jada Pinkett Smith’s PA.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d like to be Jada Pinkett Smith’s PA.

I’m finna get caught in an entanglement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sports physio for the ladies Brazilian beach volleyball team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snogging sparring partner.

If you need a little practice as maybe you’ve never had those compliments how good you’re smooching is. I’m genuine, and professional and willing to practice different styles of kissing.

This is my perfect job.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Forum mod.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Forum mod.

Joking aside, I think you'd be a good Mod.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gigalow.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Tom Hiddleston's fleshlight would be an amazing job. Or a chubby sex doll.

Or... a successful travel blogger. I know, bloggers are the scum of the earth but I'd love it. Maybe not the blogging so much. Can I just write reviews around the world for TripAdvisor?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

The queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motorbike test rider or whisky taster (mr)

Embroidery machine demonstrator (Mrs)

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Build computer systems for charity. Not everyone has the money for one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was hoping to one day start a P.I company but no point now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lingerie designer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to have a little smallholding (no jokes please) growing fruit and veg and producing sustainable meat products. Run training in sustainable farming and food production for local school leavers and also have a restaurant training college type thing on site to showcase our wares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The queen

To be The King

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

God emperor of the world

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Forum mod.

Joking aside, I think you'd be a good Mod.

Winston"

I wouldn't last 5 minutes before I had to mute myself........

Perfect job for me would be chief donut tester at Krispy Kreme.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Being a food critic seems like a good gig to me. Is there a downside to being paid to eat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chief bed tester for 5* hotels…

Making sure they can endure all kinds of action…

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Voice artist/actor for erotic audio books

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being a food critic seems like a good gig to me. Is there a downside to being paid to eat? "

I’ve watched some episodes of Kitchen nightmares and I think yes

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Forum mod.

Joking aside, I think you'd be a good Mod.

Winston

I wouldn't last 5 minutes before I had to mute myself........

Perfect job for me would be chief donut tester at Krispy Kreme.

When you say "mute" you mean award yourself a holiday, yes?

Winston

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

I wanna be Meli's bra loader.

*warms hands......

Winston

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

A gin or mattress tester

J x

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Claudia Schiffer's bra

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

"Musician "

This, but first I need to learn to play something - I can probably manage he triangle at the moment

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

International rollercoaster inspector, , get paid to travel the world and ride rollercoastes

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By *loudF7Man
over a year ago

South East

Carol Vodermans Very "Personal" Assistant

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Lorraine Kelly’s ummm “assistant”

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