FabSwingers.com forum: What do you want right now?

By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm being nosey. So please share your desires.

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just up had breakfast about to go to the shop and probably clock in to work

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Just up had breakfast about to go to the shop and probably clock in to work "

But what do you want?

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By *onny69sMan
over a year ago

Donny

A nice playmate for the evening would be amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To have a coffee with a local lady who smokes

I can dream lol

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Texas bbq Pringles would be good

Ooh I have some in my drawer! Good times!

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

A good long snog and cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A long soak in the bath be heaven

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

A nap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just up had breakfast about to go to the shop and probably clock in to work

But what do you want?"

Ooo now that’s a very complicated question ha ha but emmm I go with good company and awesome chat with someone’s as beautiful as you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long slow mutual oral pleasuring .....

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

A cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice malt whisky and a nice trimmed bush on a petite woman to enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something to stop my eyes burning from hayfever would be nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some good quality sleep.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

To have some meaningful time off work. To relax, spend time with my daughter and not be counting down the hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wank would be lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I should be working and not fabbing I think I need to stop distracting myself from getting on with work.

But then if I let my mind think then I want Mr NBVN home with me.

And if if let my mind think a little more then I want another man with Mr NBVN to pleasure me.

And if I let my mind think a little more then I want more than 2 men to pleasure me.

And then the joys of being bisexual means that my mind can also think of women too.... now let's sit here and think about this for a mo.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As I should be working and not fabbing I think I need to stop distracting myself from getting on with work.

But then if I let my mind think then I want Mr NBVN home with me.

And if if let my mind think a little more then I want another man with Mr NBVN to pleasure me.

And if I let my mind think a little more then I want more than 2 men to pleasure me.

And then the joys of being bisexual means that my mind can also think of women too.... now let's sit here and think about this for a mo.

NBVN x "

You?

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

Just noshed a stupendous fillet tower box meal Posh, so a nanna nap would go down well right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to get face fucked

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"As I should be working and not fabbing I think I need to stop distracting myself from getting on with work.

But then if I let my mind think then I want Mr NBVN home with me.

And if if let my mind think a little more then I want another man with Mr NBVN to pleasure me.

And if I let my mind think a little more then I want more than 2 men to pleasure me.

And then the joys of being bisexual means that my mind can also think of women too.... now let's sit here and think about this for a mo.

NBVN x "

I was going to write a cuppa until I read this and now I've changed my mind

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By *aturefun63Man
over a year ago

Belper

Be sat on a beach in the sun with an ice cold beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to repeat Saturday night all over again!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A nice playmate for the evening would be amazing. "

That's always fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be sat on a beach in the sun with an ice cold beer "

Can do that anytime

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"To have a coffee with a local lady who smokes

I can dream lol"

It's a fine dream...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want a white chocolate magnum…..

And a new Kawasaki Z1000.

I don’t want much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just noshed a stupendous fillet tower box meal Posh, so a nanna nap would go down well right now

Not fair - you had kfc without me

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Texas bbq Pringles would be good

Ooh I have some in my drawer! Good times!"

Now I have Pringle envy

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A good long snog and cuddle"

That's a delicious idea

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

To go home

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

Hmm it's a list.

- An actual relationship that satisfies my BDSM side of me

- My house to finally be finished

- Not to have to deal with the leak that appeared over the weekend from my shower

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By *cotty1376Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

2 amazing females to share a hotel room with me for a weekend. 1 would do ( I think I'm just greedy )

Would give me a weekend off work too

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By *irebrand 1263Man
over a year ago

near you

To meet up with a horny lady & play in my camper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think i really need a good old fashioned wet and wild fuck im well overdue its looking like i may need to make some effort

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Texas bbq Pringles would be good

Ooh I have some in my drawer! Good times!

Now I have Pringle envy

And I just have Pringles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a snog, a cuddle and some oral from a hot guy pretty please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a snog, a cuddle and some oral from a hot guy pretty please.

I can do all three. I’ll run there from my place so when I arrive I will be hot.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

An afternoon nap. I'm knackered.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

A chocolate eclair

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Right this very second I want my Director to stop talking bollocks and finish this bloody conference call! If he uses one more fecking corporate buzzword I'm going to switch my laptop off and pretend it did an automatic update

In general I'd like to know that I'll make the right decision for my pooch's treatment

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I'm being nosey. So please share your desires.

Thank you

Cupcakes served up on a lovely arse would go down well right about now.

Well that and a blowie, but then who doesn’t always want a blowie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Him

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By *heshire-cat74Woman
over a year ago

Stoke on Trent

Someone to share some good times with

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Right at this moment, someone to snuggle

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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago

London & New Brighton

I want to be on a plane, heading for Jamaica for a couple of weeks

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Someone to cook dinner for me, I don’t want to move but I’m hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good night's sleep not one I wake up half way through the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few more hours in the day so I can get everything done. Or am assistant. Or a 50s housewife.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish chips and mushy peas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to cuddle and kiss and make love to a sexy lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Replies on here would be great hehe

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I would like to Not feel constant pain and fatigue please. But that's a boring answer so.....

Can I have what MrsNBVN is having instead. Please.

Also love your new pictures beautiful!

Jo.Xx

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

For it to be Friday so I can commence my 3 days of fun with a certain someone

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

A twister or something similarly fruity. Maybe a calippo.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"A twister or something similarly fruity. Maybe a calippo. "

Oh a calippo - I now want one of these also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A massive Chinese.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

A double decker please (the chocolate not the bus)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cozy nap with someone

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By *overGrrlWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A sexy lady x

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

To go home, I'm bored to tears at the office.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

To be rid of the Covid 19 Omicron symptoms that I have had for the past ten days plus. Nightmare!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A packet of crisps, preferably prawn cocktail flavour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A quick nap

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

A big hug xx

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to Not feel constant pain and fatigue please. But that's a boring answer so.....

Can I have what MrsNBVN is having instead. Please.

Also love your new pictures beautiful!

Jo.Xx "

Oh absolutely you can have some of my naughtiness

And thank you, its time I started taking more pics and I feel ready to do it again.

Your pics have been so enticing lately, both of you are so sexy.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be happy again but the likelihood is getting smaller and smaller now and its a fucking waste being sexy and desirable clearly isnt everything

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I would like to Not feel constant pain and fatigue please. But that's a boring answer so.....

Can I have what MrsNBVN is having instead. Please.

Also love your new pictures beautiful!

Jo.Xx

Oh absolutely you can have some of my naughtiness

And thank you, its time I started taking more pics and I feel ready to do it again.

Your pics have been so enticing lately, both of you are so sexy.

NBVN x"

Thank you beautiful.

Always happy to share your naughtiness gorgeous!

You definitely should be taking more pictures. If you feel upto it.

I hope you're recovering well.

(flowers)

Jo.Xx

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I would love some undisturbed sleep, no one to wake me up, not having to be anywhere. Just stay in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now. A lounge around on a sofa next to a beautiful girl. We’d listen to music and have hot drinks, coffees teas and hot chocolates, we cuddle and just sit and explore each other’s thoughts….

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

A massage

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By *handlerMonicaCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Cup of tea with a chocolate hobnob would really hit the spot right now

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

For next Wednesday to come round really quickly

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By *nto the LouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Somebody to write my assignment for me and if they could also make dinner that would be great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Company, the kids have been away since Thursday and I'm bored senseless already.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Brownies

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By *acksLamentMan
over a year ago

Wales

I really really really wanna zig a zig ahh

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Erm... I'm trying to ignore my libido so I'll say my fiancé to finish work so I can watch another episode of Stranger Things and finally unmute my favourite twonk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm... I'm trying to ignore my libido so I'll say my fiancé to finish work so I can watch another episode of Stranger Things and finally unmute my favourite twonk. "

Meli's libido to scream loudly at her so she can't ignore it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and some motivation to do a run

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Erm... I'm trying to ignore my libido so I'll say my fiancé to finish work so I can watch another episode of Stranger Things and finally unmute my favourite twonk.

Meli's libido to scream loudly at her so she can't ignore it.

Mr"

Oi Mr! If I end up sending you a shameless message you only have yourself to blame.

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Something good to eat as I’m parked up in my truck miles from nowhere

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By *imandLiz14Couple
over a year ago

Needham

It to be Thursday so we can go on holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A freshly made Jersey milk banana milkshake with a dash of pouring cream and lots of malt powder in it. Some succulent strawberries and freshly whipped cream on the side. I blame a friend for describing to me what he was having after lunch today and I can’t get it out of my mind now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For this damn cold to bugger off. It's been a particularly brutal one this year. It's been over a week now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enough money to buy happiness.

And if that’s too much to ask for then I’d like flights to Jamaica

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like for my noisy neighbour to shut up once and for all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady nudes in my PMs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large glass of Chardonnay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit of manscaping. It's time...

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

oooooo a cuddle and smooch for a start please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love to kiss a ladies delicious lips.. both sets of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To tactile explore a woman's body. No looking just touch as I explore every inch of her body with just my fingers.

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Right now... I would love a fully body massage

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"Right now... I would love a fully body massage

Oh that would be nice

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

A nice cuddle either on sofa or in bed. If anything further a bonus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My shift to be over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A spoon, a massage and a good dicking

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By *he HandiemanMan
over a year ago

north west

"A spoon, a massage and a good dicking "

On my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to go to sleep, but I really fancy a bacon sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lovely sexy couple or lady to enjoy

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"A spoon, a massage and a good dicking "

Teaspoon, dessert spoon, soup spoon or tablespoon?

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By *rgasmicChemistryCouple
over a year ago

east coast

My wife H to be sat on my face with a lovely lady sat on my cock

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By *ornyltlfkrMan
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

8 hours uninterrupted sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peace, Love and Happiness

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Not to be at work.

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

Just finished a 3hr call out, now for the hr long drive home… why isn’t teleportation a thing yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just finished a 3hr call out, now for the hr long drive home… why isn’t teleportation a thing yet? "

Maybe it is?

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By *aughty but nice2020Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Have group sex. xxx

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"I’d like to get face fucked"

I'd like to be the one doing it

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Have group sex. xxx"

Part of the group!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A slow blowjob

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By *iquid GoldCouple
over a year ago

gloucestershire

"My wife H to be sat on my face with a lovely lady sat on my cock

My thoughts exactly, you must have read my mind!

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

An espresso would do me right now and the tubes to be running!

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

To not be awake as I have a long day ahead travelling to the Isle of Man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little spoon

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By *ustfulbigboyMan
over a year ago

North Wales

A hug would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice freshly ground coffee served by a lingerie clad

Hotwife

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By *S chanel demarTV/TS
over a year ago

peterborough

To have this site to distinguish once and for fecking all, to separate TS and TV......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hug would be nice "

I feel your pain. *offers a man hug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To have a full English breakfast, yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now......a big cuddle. Very soon after, to be deep inside of someone. I feel so horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to get the job I have an interview for today Wish me luck xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To win the lottery tonight and retire to Spain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to get the job I have an interview for today Wish me luck xx"

Good luck! You’ll ace it!

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

The disappointments to end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to get the job I have an interview for today Wish me luck xx

Good luck! You’ll ace it!"

Thank you xx

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

A coffee to kickstart the day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to get the job I have an interview for today Wish me luck xx"

Good luck

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By *igBobby82Man
over a year ago

Hartlepool

"I'm being nosey. So please share your desires.

Thank you

A beautiful woman to sit on my face

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Hyderabad India

Lunch

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

A bacon sandwich and a steaming hot coffee!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

To be honest right now a nice cuddle naked In bed while watching a bad 80s police series

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I really don’t know what I want right now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee please

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By *ustysailorMan
over a year ago

lowestoft

"I'm being nosey. So please share your desires.

Thank you

After looking at your pics, I'd love to unwrap one of those cream eggs and slid it in your pussy have a passionate snog with you while it melts then eat the cream egg out of your pussy.

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By *r lovecatMan
over a year ago

leeds

To be sat drinking an ice cold caramel latte in los Gigantes Tenerife. Let the day go with no jobs to do or worries in the world while I try not to turn lobster red under the sun x

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

Peace

Maybe a bit of time for a proper wank.

More aveno cream

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home

To have enough money so that neither S or I have to work.

MJ x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To go back to sleep. I'm tired, have been for days and I’m just done with adulting right now.

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By *assion PapiMan
over a year ago

manchester

"Just noshed a stupendous fillet tower box meal Posh, so a nanna nap would go down well right now

I love it when you talk dirty!!! Lol

I’d like to be your face fucker and you be my willing face fuckee …

I’d go down on you afterwards to drink your fluent juices … I’ve noticed the deeper you go the wetter she gets … happy Tuesday xx

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By *illybeachboyMan
over a year ago

Guernsey

I want not to have to work anymore, I'm a few weeks off 60 & feel I've had enough of the day to day crap that goes with it.

I need a 'sugar son' to keep me!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’m literally busting for pee thanks to all the obsession with drinking ridiculous amounts of water, but darent leave this call in case someone asks me a question.

Anyone local within 1/4 mile on Find near me please pop in & kneel down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to get the job I have an interview for today Wish me luck xx"

Best wishes for the interview

NBVN x

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By *tinerant scribeMan
over a year ago

County Durham

Sunshine.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Birthday cake off you OP

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

A nap

Someone to go and do my work/chores for me

Springtime

My hip to not ache

Some snuggling

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

My anxiety to ease, the palpitations to stop and to have a reason to smile.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

My eyes to stop feeling sticky

My back to stop aching

My FWB to come home from working away.

A nice cold IPA

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

To finish my afternoon coffee and return to my tech work.

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By *he Devil rides outMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm being nosey. So please share your desires.

Thank you

"
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My work day to be over already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A certain something with someone

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By *IG G77Man
over a year ago

GATLEY

A beach holiday

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

A new rib please

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan
over a year ago

Bourne lincs

A good spanking then fucking

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

For my body to not be broken and constantly fighting itself.

Not that I help myself I'm hurting from the gym last night despite always being in pain I thought I'd make it worse haha

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By *cottishguy9Man
over a year ago

North Ayrshire

A 6 month holiday twice a year

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

K spread on the bed, second woman sat on her face, sharing a kiss with her while I'm deep in K...

LvM

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

"K spread on the bed, second woman sat on her face, sharing a kiss with her while I'm deep in K...

LvM"

Now that is what I call a Wednesday afternoon

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I probably can't say what I really want right now lol but it involves disappearing

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"K spread on the bed, second woman sat on her face, sharing a kiss with her while I'm deep in K...

LvM"

"Now that is what I call a Wednesday afternoon

Making Humpday Great Again ™

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A weekend away with laughs, food and lots of sex. Ain’t gonna happen though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd really like a protein yoghurt but I can't be bothered going to the shop on my lunch hour. First World problems eh?!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'd really like a protein yoghurt but I can't be bothered going to the shop on my lunch hour. First World problems eh?!"

Stick a meet now up, first person to bring you a yoghurt gets a verification

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd really like a protein yoghurt but I can't be bothered going to the shop on my lunch hour. First World problems eh?!"

I only get 40mins

. You hiring?

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

To be free…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd really like a protein yoghurt but I can't be bothered going to the shop on my lunch hour. First World problems eh?!

Stick a meet now up, first person to bring you a yoghurt gets a verification

LvM"

Genius!! I'll be checking and double checking the seal hasn't been tampered with mind you! Fab 'yoghurt'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd really like a protein yoghurt but I can't be bothered going to the shop on my lunch hour. First World problems eh?!

I only get 40mins

. You hiring?"

Sure! I can't pay you anything and the dress code is dubious (naked Fridays for sure), but the team* is great craic

*me

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

A hot woman sat on my desk in front of me instead of my laptop would be great

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I'd really like a protein yoghurt but I can't be bothered going to the shop on my lunch hour. First World problems eh?!"

Your timing’s rubbish. I’d actually bring you one but I’m working from home today instead of next-door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to go on a bouncy castle again, just because why not!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to go on a bouncy castle again, just because why not!!

If you're topless I wanna pull up a deck chair and watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to go on a bouncy castle again, just because why not!!

If you're topless I wanna pull up a deck chair and watch"

Why would I be topless?

If I bounce long enough they'll probably come flying out at some point anyway!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I want to be a tree

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