FabSwingers.com forum: Things we say... but probably shouldn't.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You know the stuff... Like when were in a taxi.. We all say, been busy then?? I know I shouldn't ask... but you still do lol..

or.... in the shop or whatever we say.. Gets dark early eh.. It always gets feckin dark early at this time of the year but we still say it..

Any others???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any plans for the weekend? going anywere nice for yr holidays? ever seen a grown man naked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when a mate has lost loads of weight u just have to say..... are u pregnant lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One always gets me ... in the middle of a meal they come over, poke their nose in a conversation and say... 'Everything alright' pmsl.. I mean if it wasn't do you think I'd not say so ff's lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One I hate is when people say ... nice profile, so what are you into ..... jeez!

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

well lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"well lol

Yes thanks... you??

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

it is a great profile and fab pictures x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it is a great profile and fab pictures x

Thank you (if that was to me lol) .... but what I'm getting at is if they had read the profile they would know what we are into lol x

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

My hubbs said to me just last week..

'You're not wearing that are you ?'

I made him wait aother half hour while I changed, bloody cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

going anywhere nice on hol gets me..... we wouldnt knowingly book a shit hole would we......always ask the taxi driver what time do you finish tonight and then say really what time did you start........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet someone in the Doctors surgery and out comes: 'Hi, how are you ??' lol

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

lol very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol very good

Oooo at last someone who knows I'm a good girl !!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's minus 5 degrees and you say .... chilly today isn't it

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

mmm how good is good ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mmm how good is good ?"

I'm a totally goody goody two shoes (preferably ones with fabulous heels on)

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mmm how good is good ?

I'm a totally goody goody two shoes (preferably ones with fabulous heels on)

xxx"

When people say their goody goody two shoe when clearly they are naughty people

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By *ansue35Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mmm how good is good ?

I'm a totally goody goody two shoes (preferably ones with fabulous heels on)

xxx

When people say their goody goody two shoe when clearly they are naughty people

Hey cheeky boy !!! you don't KNOW I'm a naughty girl though do you .......... ??? lol xxx

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mmm how good is good ?

I'm a totally goody goody two shoes (preferably ones with fabulous heels on)

xxx

When people say their goody goody two shoe when clearly they are naughty people

Hey cheeky boy !!! you don't KNOW I'm a naughty girl though do you .......... ??? lol xxx

xxx"

Well no very true but im sure ill find out very soon

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"lol very good

Oooo at last someone who knows I'm a good girl !!! xx

xx"

I'm a good girl too...leastwise I don't usually get any compaints

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By *yber pimpMan
over a year ago

durham area

i have been asked WHAT AM I DOING ON THIS SITE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mmm how good is good ?

I'm a totally goody goody two shoes (preferably ones with fabulous heels on)

xxx

When people say their goody goody two shoe when clearly they are naughty people

Hey cheeky boy !!! you don't KNOW I'm a naughty girl though do you .......... ??? lol xxx

xxx

Well no very true but im sure ill find out very soon

Mmmmmm I''m sure you will xxx

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when someone says "Hi how are you" and we always answer "Oh im fine thanks" even if we feeling like shite lol

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

i bet your very good and the heels help

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"when someone says "Hi how are you""

The answer should always be, why do you want to know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when someone says "Hi how are you"

The answer should always be, why do you want to know?

Or are you a doctor?

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

"Meet someone in the Doctors surgery and out comes: 'Hi, how are you ??' lol

or when the Doctor asks what wrong with you

ffs its his job to tell me and cure it

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Is It In Yet ???

Nuff said maybe

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Ohhhhh yet again... choices, choices, choices.... the things people really shouldn't have said!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when someone says "Hi how are you"

The answer should always be, why do you want to know?

Or are you a doctor?"

Are you a Doctor, will you bring your stethescope ??? xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when someone says "Hi how are you"

The answer should always be, why do you want to know?

Or are you a doctor?

Are you a Doctor, will you bring your stethescope ??? xxx

Im no doctor but ill give it ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when someone says "Hi how are you"

The answer should always be, why do you want to know?

Or are you a doctor?

Are you a Doctor, will you bring your stethescope ??? xxx

Im no doctor but ill give it ago

I think its called 'role play' lol

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when someone says "Hi how are you"

The answer should always be, why do you want to know?

Or are you a doctor?

Are you a Doctor, will you bring your stethescope ??? xxx

Im no doctor but ill give it ago

I think its called 'role play' lol

xxx"

Ooooo im with you now

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when someone says "Hi how are you"

The answer should always be, why do you want to know?

Or are you a doctor?

Are you a Doctor, will you bring your stethescope ??? xxx

Im no doctor but ill give it ago

I think its called 'role play' lol

xxx

Ooooo im with you now

lol"

Lol I may hurt a little all over though so you may have to be ready to give me a very very thorough examination

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when someone says "Hi how are you"

The answer should always be, why do you want to know?

Or are you a doctor?

Are you a Doctor, will you bring your stethescope ??? xxx

Im no doctor but ill give it ago

I think its called 'role play' lol

xxx

Ooooo im with you now

lol

Lol I may hurt a little all over though so you may have to be ready to give me a very very thorough examination

xxx"

What before or after? shall i warm my hands up ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when someone says "Hi how are you"

The answer should always be, why do you want to know?

Or are you a doctor?

Are you a Doctor, will you bring your stethescope ??? xxx

Im no doctor but ill give it ago

I think its called 'role play' lol

xxx

Ooooo im with you now

lol

Lol I may hurt a little all over though so you may have to be ready to give me a very very thorough examination

xxx

What before or after? shall i warm my hands up ?

Oh no I love cold hands............. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when someone says "Hi how are you"

The answer should always be, why do you want to know?

Or are you a doctor?

Are you a Doctor, will you bring your stethescope ??? xxx

Im no doctor but ill give it ago

I think its called 'role play' lol

xxx

Ooooo im with you now

lol

Lol I may hurt a little all over though so you may have to be ready to give me a very very thorough examination

xxx

What before or after? shall i warm my hands up ?

Oh no I love cold hands............. xxx"

So i noticed at barnsley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when someone says "Hi how are you"

The answer should always be, why do you want to know?

Or are you a doctor?

Are you a Doctor, will you bring your stethescope ??? xxx

Im no doctor but ill give it ago

I think its called 'role play' lol

xxx

Ooooo im with you now

lol

Lol I may hurt a little all over though so you may have to be ready to give me a very very thorough examination

xxx

What before or after? shall i warm my hands up ?

Oh no I love cold hands............. xxx

So i noticed at barnsley

No that was a shame cause I like them to stay around long enough to warm up

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when someone says "Hi how are you"

The answer should always be, why do you want to know?

Or are you a doctor?

Are you a Doctor, will you bring your stethescope ??? xxx

Im no doctor but ill give it ago

I think its called 'role play' lol

xxx

Ooooo im with you now

lol

Lol I may hurt a little all over though so you may have to be ready to give me a very very thorough examination

xxx

What before or after? shall i warm my hands up ?

Oh no I love cold hands............. xxx

So i noticed at barnsley

No that was a shame cause I like them to stay around long enough to warm up

xxx"

Well wont be long and you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when someone says "Hi how are you"

The answer should always be, why do you want to know?

Or are you a doctor?

Are you a Doctor, will you bring your stethescope ??? xxx

Im no doctor but ill give it ago

I think its called 'role play' lol

xxx

Ooooo im with you now

lol

Lol I may hurt a little all over though so you may have to be ready to give me a very very thorough examination

xxx

What before or after? shall i warm my hands up ?

Oh no I love cold hands............. xxx

So i noticed at barnsley

No that was a shame cause I like them to stay around long enough to warm up

xxx

Well wont be long and you can

Mmmmmmm will take that thought out with me into the cold cold night.............. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when someone says "Hi how are you"

The answer should always be, why do you want to know?

Or are you a doctor?

Are you a Doctor, will you bring your stethescope ??? xxx

Im no doctor but ill give it ago

I think its called 'role play' lol

xxx

Ooooo im with you now

lol

Lol I may hurt a little all over though so you may have to be ready to give me a very very thorough examination

xxx

What before or after? shall i warm my hands up ?

Oh no I love cold hands............. xxx

So i noticed at barnsley

No that was a shame cause I like them to stay around long enough to warm up

xxx

Well wont be long and you can

Mmmmmmm will take that thought out with me into the cold cold night.............. xxx"

Well im sue you have something close to you to remind you and to help warm you up while in the cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when someone says "Hi how are you"

The answer should always be, why do you want to know?

Or are you a doctor?

Are you a Doctor, will you bring your stethescope ??? xxx

Im no doctor but ill give it ago

I think its called 'role play' lol

xxx

Ooooo im with you now

lol

Lol I may hurt a little all over though so you may have to be ready to give me a very very thorough examination

xxx

What before or after? shall i warm my hands up ?

Oh no I love cold hands............. xxx

So i noticed at barnsley

No that was a shame cause I like them to stay around long enough to warm up

xxx

Well wont be long and you can

Mmmmmmm will take that thought out with me into the cold cold night.............. xxx

Well im sue you have something close to you to remind you and to help warm you up while in the cold

Indeed I do !!!

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when someone says "Hi how are you"

The answer should always be, why do you want to know?

Or are you a doctor?

Are you a Doctor, will you bring your stethescope ??? xxx

Im no doctor but ill give it ago

I think its called 'role play' lol

xxx

Ooooo im with you now

lol

Lol I may hurt a little all over though so you may have to be ready to give me a very very thorough examination

xxx

What before or after? shall i warm my hands up ?

Oh no I love cold hands............. xxx

So i noticed at barnsley

No that was a shame cause I like them to stay around long enough to warm up

xxx

Well wont be long and you can

Mmmmmmm will take that thought out with me into the cold cold night.............. xxx

Well im sue you have something close to you to remind you and to help warm you up while in the cold

Indeed I do !!!

xxx"

Good job the cold wont effect that

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope, dont ask anything, im a miserable bitch that just throws a look that says..."shut the fook up, i dont want to make small talk"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Yes the one that gets me on here is so what are you into, wouldnt mind if i didnt have a full profile.

The doctors one as well, you just cant help asking someone how they are lol.

Gets dark early now doesnt it?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh yes and in the past ive had "your a big girl" like i dont have a fucking mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or when i aint gonna see me FB and i know im gonna say im gonna miss you.....

And i shouldnt.

Thats life aint it.

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