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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Been nervous about going out while dieting - drinking is fine as I can just stick to diet and vodka but it's the "fuck it" attitude to greasy food at the end of the night/binges when I get home that I get when I'm d*unk that I was worried about.

Pleased to report that even though I was absolutely steamed last night I did NOT cave and get a Maccas, even when my friends kept offering me their fries because I was the only one without food. AND I went straight to bed when I got home. AND to top it off I was 1kg lighter today

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Well done.

I'm not sure how many calories the McPlant is but my sister says it tastes nice, as an alternative to the meat ones.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Well done.

I'm not sure how many calories the McPlant is but my sister says it tastes nice, as an alternative to the meat ones."

500 calories still. I like the filet o fish which only has 220 calories.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Been nervous about going out while dieting - drinking is fine as I can just stick to diet and vodka but it's the "fuck it" attitude to greasy food at the end of the night/binges when I get home that I get when I'm d*unk that I was worried about.

Pleased to report that even though I was absolutely steamed last night I did NOT cave and get a Maccas, even when my friends kept offering me their fries because I was the only one without food. AND I went straight to bed when I got home. AND to top it off I was 1kg lighter today "

That is some admirable will power right there. Kudos to you. Let me know when toy your work out how to bottle it and I'll buy a shed load.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Been nervous about going out while dieting - drinking is fine as I can just stick to diet and vodka but it's the "fuck it" attitude to greasy food at the end of the night/binges when I get home that I get when I'm d*unk that I was worried about.

Pleased to report that even though I was absolutely steamed last night I did NOT cave and get a Maccas, even when my friends kept offering me their fries because I was the only one without food. AND I went straight to bed when I got home. AND to top it off I was 1kg lighter today

That is some admirable will power right there. Kudos to you. Let me know when toy your work out how to bottle it and I'll buy a shed load."

*when you work out

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Love drinking a bunch of alcohol calories but waking up with a much more defined 6 pack due to dehydration.

Well done in saying no. I wouldn’t have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been nervous about going out while dieting - drinking is fine as I can just stick to diet and vodka but it's the "fuck it" attitude to greasy food at the end of the night/binges when I get home that I get when I'm d*unk that I was worried about.

Pleased to report that even though I was absolutely steamed last night I did NOT cave and get a Maccas, even when my friends kept offering me their fries because I was the only one without food. AND I went straight to bed when I got home. AND to top it off I was 1kg lighter today "

lost 1kg while drinking. You deserve a medal. I assume you were drinking vodka and some form of sugar free mixer?? That or fact you probably hadn't eaten all day?. No-one can lose 1kg in an evening by not eating while drinking alcohol

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham


"Been nervous about going out while dieting - drinking is fine as I can just stick to diet and vodka but it's the "fuck it" attitude to greasy food at the end of the night/binges when I get home that I get when I'm d*unk that I was worried about.

Pleased to report that even though I was absolutely steamed last night I did NOT cave and get a Maccas, even when my friends kept offering me their fries because I was the only one without food. AND I went straight to bed when I got home. AND to top it off I was 1kg lighter today lost 1kg while drinking. You deserve a medal. I assume you were drinking vodka and some form of sugar free mixer?? That or fact you probably hadn't eaten all day?. No-one can lose 1kg in an evening by not eating while drinking alcohol

"

What do you think a hangover is? Dehydration. Also known as water weight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been nervous about going out while dieting - drinking is fine as I can just stick to diet and vodka but it's the "fuck it" attitude to greasy food at the end of the night/binges when I get home that I get when I'm d*unk that I was worried about.

Pleased to report that even though I was absolutely steamed last night I did NOT cave and get a Maccas, even when my friends kept offering me their fries because I was the only one without food. AND I went straight to bed when I got home. AND to top it off I was 1kg lighter today lost 1kg while drinking. You deserve a medal. I assume you were drinking vodka and some form of sugar free mixer?? That or fact you probably hadn't eaten all day?. No-one can lose 1kg in an evening by not eating while drinking alcohol

What do you think a hangover is? Dehydration. Also known as water weight."

So you can lose 1kg of water weight in an evening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its probs the loss of water through dehydration

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham


"Been nervous about going out while dieting - drinking is fine as I can just stick to diet and vodka but it's the "fuck it" attitude to greasy food at the end of the night/binges when I get home that I get when I'm d*unk that I was worried about.

Pleased to report that even though I was absolutely steamed last night I did NOT cave and get a Maccas, even when my friends kept offering me their fries because I was the only one without food. AND I went straight to bed when I got home. AND to top it off I was 1kg lighter today lost 1kg while drinking. You deserve a medal. I assume you were drinking vodka and some form of sugar free mixer?? That or fact you probably hadn't eaten all day?. No-one can lose 1kg in an evening by not eating while drinking alcohol

What do you think a hangover is? Dehydration. Also known as water weight.

So you can lose 1kg of water weight in an evening? "

Absolutely, if not more.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"So you can lose 1kg of water weight in an evening? "

It's easily done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll put some of it back on again as soon as you rehydrate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been nervous about going out while dieting - drinking is fine as I can just stick to diet and vodka but it's the "fuck it" attitude to greasy food at the end of the night/binges when I get home that I get when I'm d*unk that I was worried about.

Pleased to report that even though I was absolutely steamed last night I did NOT cave and get a Maccas, even when my friends kept offering me their fries because I was the only one without food. AND I went straight to bed when I got home. AND to top it off I was 1kg lighter today lost 1kg while drinking. You deserve a medal. I assume you were drinking vodka and some form of sugar free mixer?? That or fact you probably hadn't eaten all day?. No-one can lose 1kg in an evening by not eating while drinking alcohol

What do you think a hangover is? Dehydration. Also known as water weight.

So you can lose 1kg of water weight in an evening? "

More, after a good drink 2kg down would not be unusual for me

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

Something to be proud of yourself for.

It's so hard whe faces with that much temptation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done on not food binging though. I have today. Puddings, cakes and a McDonald's.

Oh well, back to starving myself tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been nervous about going out while dieting - drinking is fine as I can just stick to diet and vodka but it's the "fuck it" attitude to greasy food at the end of the night/binges when I get home that I get when I'm d*unk that I was worried about.

Pleased to report that even though I was absolutely steamed last night I did NOT cave and get a Maccas, even when my friends kept offering me their fries because I was the only one without food. AND I went straight to bed when I got home. AND to top it off I was 1kg lighter today lost 1kg while drinking. You deserve a medal. I assume you were drinking vodka and some form of sugar free mixer?? That or fact you probably hadn't eaten all day?. No-one can lose 1kg in an evening by not eating while drinking alcohol

"

Yeah some of it would have been dehydration obviously. I also got my period so probably dropped some of the water I was holding to since ovulation.

But I also had a full body training session yesterday morning, only had time to eat one meal and worked the fuck out of the dancefloor til 3am so not absurd to think there's at least a little fat loss.

Yeah my drinks were sugar free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its probs the loss of water through dehydration "
medically any more that 830ml of water loss overnight will overload kidney function causing massive problems to internal organs. The claim of 1kg overnight is medically absolute bullshit.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Yeah my drinks were sugar free "

But you got d*unk on them

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Honey that deserves a fucking standing ovation dunno about applause

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Its probs the loss of water through dehydration medically any more that 830ml of water loss overnight will overload kidney function causing massive problems to internal organs. The claim of 1kg overnight is medically absolute bullshit.

"

Empirical evidence says otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been nervous about going out while dieting - drinking is fine as I can just stick to diet and vodka but it's the "fuck it" attitude to greasy food at the end of the night/binges when I get home that I get when I'm d*unk that I was worried about.

Pleased to report that even though I was absolutely steamed last night I did NOT cave and get a Maccas, even when my friends kept offering me their fries because I was the only one without food. AND I went straight to bed when I got home. AND to top it off I was 1kg lighter today lost 1kg while drinking. You deserve a medal. I assume you were drinking vodka and some form of sugar free mixer?? That or fact you probably hadn't eaten all day?. No-one can lose 1kg in an evening by not eating while drinking alcohol

What do you think a hangover is? Dehydration. Also known as water weight.

So you can lose 1kg of water weight in an evening?

More, after a good drink 2kg down would not be unusual for me"

your kidneys would fail mate. Don't talk shite

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham


"Its probs the loss of water through dehydration medically any more that 830ml of water loss overnight will overload kidney function causing massive problems to internal organs. The claim of 1kg overnight is medically absolute bullshit.

"

I’ve cut 2kg of water weight over night for a competition so maybe I’m a medical anomaly?

Pretty much all my buddies that compete do the same too, maybe we’re all medical anomalies?

In fact plenty of fighters will cuts 8-10kg for fights and rehydrate. Maybe they are medical anomalies too?

Where did you study medicine? Could you get them to take a look at me? I’ll drop 1kg any night you want. But you have to supply the red wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well done.

I'm not sure how many calories the McPlant is but my sister says it tastes nice, as an alternative to the meat ones."

I do enjoy a Mcplant, I can't tell the difference between that and the full fat one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its probs the loss of water through dehydration medically any more that 830ml of water loss overnight will overload kidney function causing massive problems to internal organs. The claim of 1kg overnight is medically absolute bullshit.

"

I just checked my MFP and it was actually 1.4kg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds great! I have friends who talk about how hard it is to follow diet especially when d*unk. You do deserve an applause.

By the way, what is a fucking applause? How do you give it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its probs the loss of water through dehydration medically any more that 830ml of water loss overnight will overload kidney function causing massive problems to internal organs. The claim of 1kg overnight is medically absolute bullshit.

I just checked my MFP and it was actually 1.4kg "

Also I've dropped 5kg in total this week, mostly water due to cutting out carbs on Monday and getting my period. No organ failure yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds great! I have friends who talk about how hard it is to follow diet especially when d*unk. You do deserve an applause.

By the way, what is a fucking applause? How do you give it? "

It's the sound balls make when they clap against ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You'll put some of it back on again as soon as you rehydrate "

I'll report back tomorrow

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Been nervous about going out while dieting - drinking is fine as I can just stick to diet and vodka but it's the "fuck it" attitude to greasy food at the end of the night/binges when I get home that I get when I'm d*unk that I was worried about.

Pleased to report that even though I was absolutely steamed last night I did NOT cave and get a Maccas, even when my friends kept offering me their fries because I was the only one without food. AND I went straight to bed when I got home. AND to top it off I was 1kg lighter today lost 1kg while drinking. You deserve a medal. I assume you were drinking vodka and some form of sugar free mixer?? That or fact you probably hadn't eaten all day?. No-one can lose 1kg in an evening by not eating while drinking alcohol

Yeah some of it would have been dehydration obviously. I also got my period so probably dropped some of the water I was holding to since ovulation.

But I also had a full body training session yesterday morning, only had time to eat one meal and worked the fuck out of the dancefloor til 3am so not absurd to think there's at least a little fat loss.

Yeah my drinks were sugar free "

Alcohol (ethanol) has a higher energy content than either carbohydrates or proteins, per gram. Consuming alcoholic drinks will contribute a significant number of calories in a given day, irrespective of the type of mixer.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham


"Been nervous about going out while dieting - drinking is fine as I can just stick to diet and vodka but it's the "fuck it" attitude to greasy food at the end of the night/binges when I get home that I get when I'm d*unk that I was worried about.

Pleased to report that even though I was absolutely steamed last night I did NOT cave and get a Maccas, even when my friends kept offering me their fries because I was the only one without food. AND I went straight to bed when I got home. AND to top it off I was 1kg lighter today lost 1kg while drinking. You deserve a medal. I assume you were drinking vodka and some form of sugar free mixer?? That or fact you probably hadn't eaten all day?. No-one can lose 1kg in an evening by not eating while drinking alcohol

Yeah some of it would have been dehydration obviously. I also got my period so probably dropped some of the water I was holding to since ovulation.

But I also had a full body training session yesterday morning, only had time to eat one meal and worked the fuck out of the dancefloor til 3am so not absurd to think there's at least a little fat loss.

Yeah my drinks were sugar free

Alcohol (ethanol) has a higher energy content than either carbohydrates or proteins, per gram. Consuming alcoholic drinks will contribute a significant number of calories in a given day, irrespective of the type of mixer. "

Off the top of my head, is it 7 per gram? Can’t remember, but I also remember they get burnt off in a weird way that makes 7 not quite right?

For reference, if I’m right, fat is 9 calories per gram, C&P are 4. So alcohol is up there when it comes to racking up easy calories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its probs the loss of water through dehydration medically any more that 830ml of water loss overnight will overload kidney function causing massive problems to internal organs. The claim of 1kg overnight is medically absolute bullshit.

"

Wrong, as per Thiccasfuck, I've dropped over 2kg in 24 hours for comp prep, 2.4kg to be precise, all water.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been nervous about going out while dieting - drinking is fine as I can just stick to diet and vodka but it's the "fuck it" attitude to greasy food at the end of the night/binges when I get home that I get when I'm d*unk that I was worried about.

Pleased to report that even though I was absolutely steamed last night I did NOT cave and get a Maccas, even when my friends kept offering me their fries because I was the only one without food. AND I went straight to bed when I got home. AND to top it off I was 1kg lighter today lost 1kg while drinking. You deserve a medal. I assume you were drinking vodka and some form of sugar free mixer?? That or fact you probably hadn't eaten all day?. No-one can lose 1kg in an evening by not eating while drinking alcohol

Yeah some of it would have been dehydration obviously. I also got my period so probably dropped some of the water I was holding to since ovulation.

But I also had a full body training session yesterday morning, only had time to eat one meal and worked the fuck out of the dancefloor til 3am so not absurd to think there's at least a little fat loss.

Yeah my drinks were sugar free

Alcohol (ethanol) has a higher energy content than either carbohydrates or proteins, per gram. Consuming alcoholic drinks will contribute a significant number of calories in a given day, irrespective of the type of mixer. "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Been nervous about going out while dieting - drinking is fine as I can just stick to diet and vodka but it's the "fuck it" attitude to greasy food at the end of the night/binges when I get home that I get when I'm d*unk that I was worried about.

Pleased to report that even though I was absolutely steamed last night I did NOT cave and get a Maccas, even when my friends kept offering me their fries because I was the only one without food. AND I went straight to bed when I got home. AND to top it off I was 1kg lighter today lost 1kg while drinking. You deserve a medal. I assume you were drinking vodka and some form of sugar free mixer?? That or fact you probably hadn't eaten all day?. No-one can lose 1kg in an evening by not eating while drinking alcohol

Yeah some of it would have been dehydration obviously. I also got my period so probably dropped some of the water I was holding to since ovulation.

But I also had a full body training session yesterday morning, only had time to eat one meal and worked the fuck out of the dancefloor til 3am so not absurd to think there's at least a little fat loss.

Yeah my drinks were sugar free

Alcohol (ethanol) has a higher energy content than either carbohydrates or proteins, per gram. Consuming alcoholic drinks will contribute a significant number of calories in a given day, irrespective of the type of mixer.

Off the top of my head, is it 7 per gram? Can’t remember, but I also remember they get burnt off in a weird way that makes 7 not quite right?

For reference, if I’m right, fat is 9 calories per gram, C&P are 4. So alcohol is up there when it comes to racking up easy calories "

Ethanol = 7kcal per gram

Carbs and proteins are both 4kcal per gram

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By *uffnmuffCouple
over a year ago

London


"Been nervous about going out while dieting - drinking is fine as I can just stick to diet and vodka but it's the "fuck it" attitude to greasy food at the end of the night/binges when I get home that I get when I'm d*unk that I was worried about.

Pleased to report that even though I was absolutely steamed last night I did NOT cave and get a Maccas, even when my friends kept offering me their fries because I was the only one without food. AND I went straight to bed when I got home. AND to top it off I was 1kg lighter today "

Well done I know how hard it is especially after a drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds great! I have friends who talk about how hard it is to follow diet especially when d*unk. You do deserve an applause.

By the way, what is a fucking applause? How do you give it?

It's the sound balls make when they clap against ass"

I guessed so

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

I always get the five piece chicken select meal from McDs after a night out, in though I say I won't. I don't even drink, it not like I need to soak up the alcohol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done indeed, wish I had that kind of willpower...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done if there were a woman in front of me now you would hear the fucking applause up my balls slapping off her shins while i hump her leg

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