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"I got caught in the rain on the way back from the gym " Ohhhhh my.. Were you wearing a white t-shirt  | |||
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"No garlic in my mash ruined my roast dinner "Oh i only recently discovered garlic mash and i am a total convert!! | |||
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"Booked a train to London from Wales. It was full of people and was left standing for about an hour of the journey." On the bright side at least it wasn't cancelled??? | |||
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"I put up balloons and bunting in pouring rain for our Jubilee Street Party and then it got cancelled" Oh nooooo..... Had people made food?? | |||
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"My favourite trainers have now got a hole in them. It's been a long time coming, but definitely time to consign them to the bin "Duct tape is your friend 
I have some in the same situation.. I refuse to throw them out yet | |||
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"I got to the tip with a hire van full of stuff only to be told I had to have a permit that takes 48 working hours to get." FFS.. Its no wonder there is so much flytipping | |||
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"The hinge on the washing machine door snapped " Omg that sounds fairly catastrophic.. Even duct tape won't save that | |||
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"Came off a night shift and the bread was out of date by 2 days. Who does this? Not acceptable in these modern times "I gotta be honest, if there are no spots of mold i would defo toast +eat | |||
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"I got caught in the rain on the way back from the gym Ohhhhh my.. Were you wearing a white t-shirt
I was did you drive past me "Dammit
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"I was practicing French on Babbel and got 2/10 "
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"The hangover is outrageously bad " We'll whisper quietly | |||
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"The hangover is outrageously bad We'll whisper quietly "Very thoughtful x | |||
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"A horrible snapping episode in my hip "Wtf
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"had to wait circa. half an hour for a bus in the heavy rain at 3am to get me to Oxford Circus for onward journey to get me back home from pumpkin city..." Urghhhh.. Are you soaked through? | |||
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"Hit my thumb with a hammer " Yikes, bet that throbs! | |||
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"Spilled my precious coffee (: Oh gutted for you " *hugs* | |||
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"I'm stuck at work, here for another week at least and I've got zip to do for the next 5 days " Ohhhh.. What do you do? Gosh I'd love to have nothing to do for a week! | |||
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"A horrible snapping episode in my hip
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Omg are you ok!? "It hurts. I'm ensconced on the sofa. It probably the fact I'm overdoing things having to look after my Dad at the moment. | |||
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Very thoughtful x"
Crisps ?? | |||
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"The hangover is outrageously bad We'll whisper quietly
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Crisps ?? "Nuts please | |||
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"My ex didn't turn up to see the kids so I couldn't go snooze. " Oh no... You need a mask with open eyes, so you can wear it on top of your face and have a snooze | |||
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"A horrible snapping episode in my hip
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Omg are you ok!?
It hurts. I'm ensconced on the sofa. It probably the fact I'm overdoing things having to look after my Dad at the moment. "Omg please try and look after yourself xx | |||
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"A horrible snapping episode in my hip
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Omg are you ok!?
It hurts. I'm ensconced on the sofa. It probably the fact I'm overdoing things having to look after my Dad at the moment.
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"Booked a train to London from Wales. It was full of people and was left standing for about an hour of the journey. On the bright side at least it wasn't cancelled??? " Yes  Had to skip 2 trains because of the crowd which caused a 2 hours delay. But it's all fine as I reached home eventually. | |||
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"Woke up at 12 only had 5 hours sleep and at work again tonight " Fingers crossed it's an easy night! | |||
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"Booked a train to London from Wales. It was full of people and was left standing for about an hour of the journey. On the bright side at least it wasn't cancelled??? Yes Had to skip 2 trains because of the crowd which caused a 2 hours delay. But it's all fine as I reached home eventually."Blimey | |||
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"I got to the tip with a hire van full of stuff only to be told I had to have a permit that takes 48 working hours to get. FFS.. Its no wonder there is so much flytipping "thats exactly what we said now we are going to have to hire the van for another 2 days to wait for the permit to come through yet more money gone. | |||
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"An itchy ankle Flea bite?? " Fleabitis? | |||
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"had to wait circa. half an hour for a bus in the heavy rain at 3am to get me to Oxford Circus for onward journey to get me back home from pumpkin city... Urghhhh.. Are you soaked through? " yes but to be fair was soaked walking out of club and it was not rain water | |||
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"I'm stuck at work, here for another week at least and I've got zip to do for the next 5 days Ohhhh.. What do you do? Gosh I'd love to have nothing to do for a week! " Offshore, I'm sat on a drilling rig in the middle of the north sea. Could be worse but I'd prefer to be at home | |||
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"I got to the tip with a hire van full of stuff only to be told I had to have a permit that takes 48 working hours to get." At my local tip, you need a bill showing where you live and a form of photo ID. | |||
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"I got to the tip with a hire van full of stuff only to be told I had to have a permit that takes 48 working hours to get." If it’s a hire van it’s from your house and they must let you in viridor tosser | |||
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"I got to the tip with a hire van full of stuff only to be told I had to have a permit that takes 48 working hours to get. FFS.. Its no wonder there is so much flytipping thats exactly what we said now we are going to have to hire the van for another 2 days to wait for the permit to come through yet more money gone."What a pain in the arse  | |||
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I’ve actually had a good day, which surprised me for having to work a Sunday. | |||
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"It is just a grim day. About the grimmest June day in memory. Not even (round here at least)the usual thunderstorms characteristic of the first weekend in June. I've historically been in a tent over this weekend for many years doing radio stuff so I am very aware of the likelihood of electric storms coupled with the knowledge that we were the most strike attracting target around! I have been in my dressing gown all day and only ventured outside twice to throw scraps for the birds. However, I have been back to bed twice and none of the phone callers I've had have been after nookie. The evening, though, is young and desperation could still come into play..." I have everything crossed! | |||
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"3 baskets of washing to put away " 3!! Wth.. That's a lot of washing | |||
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"Drove 45mins to time capsule, water world, Coatbridge to find out we needed to book first (didn't need booking previously, but that was pre covid, should have checked first). Drove an hour further cross country to Perth leisure pool instead. So turned out okay in the end. "Urgh! I feel your pain .. Glad plan b worked out! | |||
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"The electronic handbrake on my car has stuck locking the handbrake on just as I was going out. Presently waiting for a recovery vehicle to take it to a repair garage " Oh no
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"I got to the tip with a hire van full of stuff only to be told I had to have a permit that takes 48 working hours to get. If it’s a hire van it’s from your house and they must let you in viridor tosser " Read the Recycling for GM website. The rules around hired vans changed in May 2022. | |||
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"I got to the tip with a hire van full of stuff only to be told I had to have a permit that takes 48 working hours to get. At my local tip, you need a bill showing where you live and a form of photo ID." yes it used to be like that I took bills and hire agreement and nope not good enough. | |||
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"had to wait circa. half an hour for a bus in the heavy rain at 3am to get me to Oxford Circus for onward journey to get me back home from pumpkin city... Urghhhh.. Are you soaked through? yes but to be fair was soaked walking out of club and it was not rain water "
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"I got to the tip with a hire van full of stuff only to be told I had to have a permit that takes 48 working hours to get. If it’s a hire van it’s from your house and they must let you in viridor tosser Read the Recycling for GM website. The rules around hired vans changed in May 2022. " exactly | |||
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"I drank some green tea. I'm trying. It was as disgusting as I remember. If I keep drinking it maybe I will love it." Nooooo.. You are too old to do things you don't enjoy | |||
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"I'm stuck at work, here for another week at least and I've got zip to do for the next 5 days Ohhhh.. What do you do? Gosh I'd love to have nothing to do for a week! Offshore, I'm sat on a drilling rig in the middle of the north sea. Could be worse but I'd prefer to be at home" Fabbing +canteen then 'eh! | |||
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"My biscuit broke on dunking in my tea" Fuck that shit, you need compensating!! | |||
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"I spilt my tea over my cream sofa " Oh fuuuuuck... 1001?? vax?? Omggggggggggg | |||
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It was after midnight so I'm saying it was today! | |||
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"I'm stuck at work, here for another week at least and I've got zip to do for the next 5 days Ohhhh.. What do you do? Gosh I'd love to have nothing to do for a week! Offshore, I'm sat on a drilling rig in the middle of the north sea. Could be worse but I'd prefer to be at home Fabbing +canteen then 'eh! " Plus massage chair and sauna! | |||
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"I'm stuck at work, here for another week at least and I've got zip to do for the next 5 days Ohhhh.. What do you do? Gosh I'd love to have nothing to do for a week! Offshore, I'm sat on a drilling rig in the middle of the north sea. Could be worse but I'd prefer to be at home Fabbing +canteen then 'eh! Plus massage chair and sauna!" Have drilling rigs been pimped up in the last 10 years or so? Asking for a friend | |||
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"I drank some green tea. I'm trying. It was as disgusting as I remember. If I keep drinking it maybe I will love it. Nooooo.. You are too old to do things you don't enjoy "Are you saying I'm old? 
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"I'm stuck at work, here for another week at least and I've got zip to do for the next 5 days Ohhhh.. What do you do? Gosh I'd love to have nothing to do for a week! Offshore, I'm sat on a drilling rig in the middle of the north sea. Could be worse but I'd prefer to be at home Fabbing +canteen then 'eh! Plus massage chair and sauna! Have drilling rigs been pimped up in the last 10 years or so? Asking for a friend "Most of the rusty buckets didn't survive covid. This one is about 10 years old but is a decent spec. Coffee machines, carpet, decent cabins, reasonable tinternet speed. | |||
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"I was 50 miles away from where I should have been "Eekk... Did you get to the right place?? | |||
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"I got to the tip with a hire van full of stuff only to be told I had to have a permit that takes 48 working hours to get. At my local tip, you need a bill showing where you live and a form of photo ID." It might be because it's a van, so automatically classed as commercial? | |||
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"I spewed cos I drank too much last night" Yikes.. Did anyone hold your hair? | |||
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"Nothing yet, but I’m sure there is time.
I’ve actually had a good day, which surprised me for having to work a Sunday. "Shit i was supposed to do some work | |||
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"I'm stuck at work, here for another week at least and I've got zip to do for the next 5 days Ohhhh.. What do you do? Gosh I'd love to have nothing to do for a week! Offshore, I'm sat on a drilling rig in the middle of the north sea. Could be worse but I'd prefer to be at home Fabbing +canteen then 'eh! Plus massage chair and sauna! Have drilling rigs been pimped up in the last 10 years or so? Asking for a friend
Most of the rusty buckets didn't survive covid.
This one is about 10 years old but is a decent spec. Coffee machines, carpet, decent cabins, reasonable tinternet speed."We used to be lucky to get one phone call a day from the communal phone. Occasionally you might be able to use MSN Messenger from the logging cabin but often there was insufficient t'internet. It was like another era | |||
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"I dropped some ice cream sundae down my shirt  "Was there someone available to lick it off? | |||
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"Layed new flooring all down stairs only to find a chip in one of the boards had to lift half the floor to replace the chipped board " So frustrating! Thank goodness you hadn't glued it down | |||
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"I saw a tiny man walk inside i mans penis then sneeze grow full size blowing up the other man and his penis i cant get the image out of my head "What | |||
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"Got the D&V bug from work, so missed out on a night out last night, and celebrations today." Oh no.. Silver lining.. That waist line will be easier | |||
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"Not sure if this counts as last night or today but drank so much at our bbq yesterday that I was throwing up before I went to bed.
It was after midnight so I'm saying it was today! "Oh dear.. Better out than in | |||
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"I'm stuck at work, here for another week at least and I've got zip to do for the next 5 days Ohhhh.. What do you do? Gosh I'd love to have nothing to do for a week! Offshore, I'm sat on a drilling rig in the middle of the north sea. Could be worse but I'd prefer to be at home Fabbing +canteen then 'eh! Plus massage chair and sauna!" Woah woah woah.. This cannot possibly stay on the worst thing to happen today thread | |||
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"I saw a tiny man walk inside i mans penis then sneeze grow full size blowing up the other man and his penis i cant get the image out of my head
What "i know who comes up with these ideas thats some sick puppy | |||
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"I'm stuck at work, here for another week at least and I've got zip to do for the next 5 days Ohhhh.. What do you do? Gosh I'd love to have nothing to do for a week! Offshore, I'm sat on a drilling rig in the middle of the north sea. Could be worse but I'd prefer to be at home Fabbing +canteen then 'eh! Plus massage chair and sauna! Have drilling rigs been pimped up in the last 10 years or so? Asking for a friend
Most of the rusty buckets didn't survive covid.
This one is about 10 years old but is a decent spec. Coffee machines, carpet, decent cabins, reasonable tinternet speed.
We used to be lucky to get one phone call a day from the communal phone. Occasionally you might be able to use MSN Messenger from the logging cabin but often there was insufficient t'internet. It was like another era "There is still the odd place that is lacking but generally it's reasonable most places now. I've been doing this 20 years, the difference is vast | |||
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"I drank some green tea. I'm trying. It was as disgusting as I remember. If I keep drinking it maybe I will love it. Nooooo.. You are too old to do things you don't enjoy
Are you saying I'm old?
This is why I need to keep drinking green tea. "Oh i didn't think that through
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"I'm stuck at work, here for another week at least and I've got zip to do for the next 5 days Ohhhh.. What do you do? Gosh I'd love to have nothing to do for a week! Offshore, I'm sat on a drilling rig in the middle of the north sea. Could be worse but I'd prefer to be at home Fabbing +canteen then 'eh! Plus massage chair and sauna! Woah woah woah.. This cannot possibly stay on the worst thing to happen today thread "Ok. I'll pluck the tiny violin. I should have had my daughter today | |||
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"I'm stuck at work, here for another week at least and I've got zip to do for the next 5 days Ohhhh.. What do you do? Gosh I'd love to have nothing to do for a week! Offshore, I'm sat on a drilling rig in the middle of the north sea. Could be worse but I'd prefer to be at home Fabbing +canteen then 'eh! Plus massage chair and sauna! Have drilling rigs been pimped up in the last 10 years or so? Asking for a friend
Most of the rusty buckets didn't survive covid.
This one is about 10 years old but is a decent spec. Coffee machines, carpet, decent cabins, reasonable tinternet speed.
We used to be lucky to get one phone call a day from the communal phone. Occasionally you might be able to use MSN Messenger from the logging cabin but often there was insufficient t'internet. It was like another era
There is still the odd place that is lacking but generally it's reasonable most places now. I've been doing this 20 years, the difference is vast"Sounds like it. He stopped going offshore in 2010 or 2011... | |||
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"I got to the tip with a hire van full of stuff only to be told I had to have a permit that takes 48 working hours to get. At my local tip, you need a bill showing where you live and a form of photo ID. It might be because it's a van, so automatically classed as commercial? " it is it’s all vans cars are fine. | |||
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"Not sure if this counts as last night or today but drank so much at our bbq yesterday that I was throwing up before I went to bed.
It was after midnight so I'm saying it was today!
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"I dropped some ice cream sundae down my shirt "
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"The electronic handbrake on my car has stuck locking the handbrake on just as I was going out. Presently waiting for a recovery vehicle to take it to a repair garage " In my ideal world, all cars would, by law, have a conventional hand brake capable of being reached by a passenger in the event of the driver becoming incapacitated. It could save at least one life and hopefully two. Far too many ill thought out bright ideas on modern vehicles. Who designs these stupid things? | |||
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"Got a bit damp!! Mr Rmb "
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"The electronic handbrake on my car has stuck locking the handbrake on just as I was going out. Presently waiting for a recovery vehicle to take it to a repair garage In my ideal world, all cars would, by law, have a conventional hand brake capable of being reached by a passenger in the event of the driver becoming incapacitated. It could save at least one life and hopefully two. Far too many ill thought out bright ideas on modern vehicles. Who designs these stupid things?" My electronic handbrake is sited in the same place as the conventional handbrake and it's just a little switch to pull upwards. Very easy for a passenger to operate. To the person with the electronic handbrake stuck on, there will be a manual override thingy to pull to get it towed. You can also release via the switch, rather than by pulling away, if it'll allow it. Read your manual | |||
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"I'm stuck at work, here for another week at least and I've got zip to do for the next 5 days Ohhhh.. What do you do? Gosh I'd love to have nothing to do for a week! Offshore, I'm sat on a drilling rig in the middle of the north sea. Could be worse but I'd prefer to be at home Fabbing +canteen then 'eh! Plus massage chair and sauna! Woah woah woah.. This cannot possibly stay on the worst thing to happen today thread
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"Not sure if this counts as last night or today but drank so much at our bbq yesterday that I was throwing up before I went to bed.
It was after midnight so I'm saying it was today!
Oh dear.. Better out than in
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"Got a bit damp!! Mr Rmb
Daddy said "did you not call in case i gave you permission.... and RMB whooped your ass" "See it’s all your fault midnight, task could have said yes and I wouldn’t have had the time to go round a forest getting wet!! You’d have been bruised and I’d have been dry!! | |||
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"I'm stuck at work, here for another week at least and I've got zip to do for the next 5 days Ohhhh.. What do you do? Gosh I'd love to have nothing to do for a week! Offshore, I'm sat on a drilling rig in the middle of the north sea. Could be worse but I'd prefer to be at home Fabbing +canteen then 'eh! Plus massage chair and sauna! Woah woah woah.. This cannot possibly stay on the worst thing to happen today thread
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"The electronic handbrake on my car has stuck locking the handbrake on just as I was going out. Presently waiting for a recovery vehicle to take it to a repair garage In my ideal world, all cars would, by law, have a conventional hand brake capable of being reached by a passenger in the event of the driver becoming incapacitated. It could save at least one life and hopefully two. Far too many ill thought out bright ideas on modern vehicles. Who designs these stupid things? My electronic handbrake is sited in the same place as the conventional handbrake and it's just a little switch to pull upwards. Very easy for a passenger to operate. To the person with the electronic handbrake stuck on, there will be a manual override thingy to pull to get it towed. You can also release via the switch, rather than by pulling away, if it'll allow it. Read your manual "Seemingly that has not been possible as both the rescue operative and the subsequent recovery vehicle driver who both seem vehicle type knowledgeable cannot release it and had to use sliders on the locked rear wheels to get the car onto the flatbed recovery vehicle . | |||
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"My leg's still playing up a bit, but am OK otherwise." Oh dear, i hope it feels better | |||
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"Got a bit damp!! Mr Rmb
Daddy said "did you not call in case i gave you permission.... and RMB whooped your ass"
See it’s all your fault midnight, task could have said yes and I wouldn’t have had the time to go round a forest getting wet!! You’d have been bruised and I’d have been dry!! "
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I’ve actually had a good day, which surprised me for having to work a Sunday.
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"Nothing yet, but I’m sure there is time.
I’ve actually had a good day, which surprised me for having to work a Sunday.
Shit i was supposed to do some work
It’s a little late now. I vote for slacking off. "Defo cba now | |||
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Oh i only recently discovered garlic mash and i am a total convert!! "Try mash with a tea spoon of horseradish pure in, equally as nice, it just gives the mash a little zing | |||
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"I spewed cos I drank too much last night Yikes.. Did anyone hold your hair? " No I am all alone haha. But my mate did take me for Sundays dinner | |||
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"No garlic in my mash ruined my roast dinner
Oh i only recently discovered garlic mash and i am a total convert!!
Try mash with a tea spoon of horseradish pure in, equally as nice, it just gives the mash a little zing "Oh i never knew there were so many variations of mash!! | |||
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"We were on a campsite so had to be quite having sex
Mr"I'd say that's a pdg day all in all then | |||
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"Egg rolled off the worktop as I prepared breakfast. Bah." 5 second rule?? | |||
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"I woke up alone
Aww.. Same as the rest of us
Soon to be fixed though " | |||
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"... Thing that happened to you today?? " Two seconds away from orgasming through oral then he stopped to come up for kissing
Tried to Push his head back down but moment had gone grrrrrr | |||
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"I spewed cos I drank too much last night Yikes.. Did anyone hold your hair? No I am all alone haha. But my mate did take me for Sundays dinner "Sounds like a result! | |||
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"had to wait circa. half an hour for a bus in the heavy rain at 3am to get me to Oxford Circus for onward journey to get me back home from pumpkin city... Urghhhh.. Are you soaked through? yes but to be fair was soaked walking out of club and it was not rain water
Wait i feel you are on the wrong thread! "in need of spanking
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"Not sure if this counts as last night or today but drank so much at our bbq yesterday that I was throwing up before I went to bed.
It was after midnight so I'm saying it was today!
Oh dear.. Better out than in
I slept after that and woke up fine
Ready for round two! "Always | |||
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"Not sure if this counts as last night or today but drank so much at our bbq yesterday that I was throwing up before I went to bed.
It was after midnight so I'm saying it was today!
Oh dear.. Better out than in
I slept after that and woke up fine
Ready for round two!
Always "How awful and unappealing is this post | |||
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"Nothing yet, but I’m sure there is time.
I’ve actually had a good day, which surprised me for having to work a Sunday.
Shit i was supposed to do some work
It’s a little late now. I vote for slacking off.
Defo cba now "Now that’s the go get em attitude I like | |||
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