FabSwingers.com forum: Currently hiring

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

Woman

You will get an influx as you well know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

Woman

You will get an influx as you well know

Hand on heart, I never do!!

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

Not hot, no tattoos, not sure about the good sex.

Apply within where?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

Not hot, no tattoos, not sure about the good sex.

Apply within where?"

You sell yourself well.

Err apply within my inbox or just here is good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t meet the person spec but Godspeed my friend

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan
over a year ago

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

Zero hours contract or full time?

Is there a dental plan included?

If this goes to full gangbang level, are we allowed to form a union?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t meet the person spec but Godspeed my friend

Appreciate it

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Hot - varies depends on who's looking

No tat's or piercings

Good sex - happy to intern on a try before you hire basis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check every box other than coffee.. damn.

Well that and the handsome bit

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

Does one have to meet all the requirements or will a majority do? Asking for a friend…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

On my Second Life account I'm exactly that man for which you're looking for.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Zero hours contract or full time?

Is there a dental plan included?

If this goes to full gangbang level, are we allowed to form a union?"

Variable hours.

I guess I can give your mouth a once over every 3 months?

No gangbanging, I don't have that kind of energy.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

Not hot, no tattoos, not sure about the good sex.

Apply within where?

You sell yourself well.

Err apply within my inbox or just here is good. "

No I just need to think of funny/nice/sarcastic things.

Is there a closing date? 7 business days?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot - varies depends on who's looking

No tat's or piercings

Good sex - happy to intern on a try before you hire basis

Oh I like to try before I buy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

You get a Free 30 day Trial, can be returned after

Happy 'hunting'!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Check every box other than coffee.. damn.

Well that and the handsome bit

Coffee is the non negotiable part I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does one have to meet all the requirements or will a majority do? Asking for a friend…"

Depending on applicants I'll mark on a points basis.

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By *EfellaMan
over a year ago

long eaton

Post is 9 minutes old at time of typing this.

Whats the chance the inbox is full already...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

I'd like to think I'd do pretty well minus drinking coffee!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Post is 9 minutes old at time of typing this.

Whats the chance the inbox is full already...

There's an echo it's that empty.

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

Bugger I don’t like coffee!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

Bugger I don’t like coffee!!"

It's the one thing I can't compromise on.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

*One suitable applicant found. Unfortunately Ryan Reynolds is unavailable at this time*

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*One suitable applicant found. Unfortunately Ryan Reynolds is unavailable at this time*

LvM"

Don't ruin my dreams!!!

Side note: Couples are also welcome

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By *entDomMan
over a year ago

Paddock Wood, Kent

Jesus, I only drink tea. Just my luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, I like coffee

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

"Does one have to meet all the requirements or will a majority do? Asking for a friend…

Depending on applicants I'll mark on a points basis.

- I don’t have a beard, sometimes have stubble

- hot :you need to decide…

- no tattoos

What’s the score?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey, I like coffee

Well hey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does one have to meet all the requirements or will a majority do? Asking for a friend…

Depending on applicants I'll mark on a points basis.

- I don’t have a beard, sometimes have stubble

- hot :you need to decide…

- no tattoos

What’s the score?

Do you like coffee??

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

"Does one have to meet all the requirements or will a majority do? Asking for a friend…

Depending on applicants I'll mark on a points basis.

- I don’t have a beard, sometimes have stubble

- hot :you need to decide…

- no tattoos

What’s the score?

Do you like coffee??"

I do like coffee, have a latte with me right now.

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

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By *EfellaMan
over a year ago

long eaton

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Is there an application form to fill in or can we just apply orally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone call?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does one have to meet all the requirements or will a majority do? Asking for a friend…

Depending on applicants I'll mark on a points basis.

- I don’t have a beard, sometimes have stubble

- hot :you need to decide…

- no tattoos

What’s the score?

Do you like coffee??

I do like coffee, have a latte with me right now.

Right now?

That sounds demanding...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there an application form to fill in or can we just apply orally

Orally is good

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"*One suitable applicant found. Unfortunately Ryan Reynolds is unavailable at this time*

LvM

Don't ruin my dreams!!!

Side note: Couples are also welcome

Just checking, do we each need to check all the boxes or can we complete the form between us?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone call? "

Do you like coffee?

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

"Does one have to meet all the requirements or will a majority do? Asking for a friend…

Depending on applicants I'll mark on a points basis.

- I don’t have a beard, sometimes have stubble

- hot :you need to decide…

- no tattoos

What’s the score?

Do you like coffee??

I do like coffee, have a latte with me right now.

Right now?

That sounds demanding..."

Think you misunderstood, I have a coffee now and am drinking it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope it's not minimum wage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*One suitable applicant found. Unfortunately Ryan Reynolds is unavailable at this time*

LvM

Don't ruin my dreams!!!

Side note: Couples are also welcome

Just checking, do we each need to check all the boxes or can we complete the form between us?

LvM"

It can be a joint effort.

I'll accept just one coffee drinker.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope it's not minimum wage "

Less than minimum wage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone call?

Do you like coffee?"
can’t start my day without one

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan
over a year ago

"Hope it's not minimum wage

Less than minimum wage

Wage is negotiable. Benefits in kind are essentials

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope it's not minimum wage

Less than minimum wage

Giving HMRC a call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of ticks from me but let myself down by wanting to wear those absolutely gorgeous panties with the hearts you have.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone call?

Do you like coffee? can’t start my day without one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recently applied for a similar position and was successful, 4 months in and couldn't be happier. Hope you find your right candidate and it is as good for you and him as it is for myself and my lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lots of ticks from me but let myself down by wanting to wear those absolutely gorgeous panties with the hearts you have. "

They're mine!!

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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago

Welling

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

Hm, interesting

How many days at work? Can o work from home at least 3 days a week?

What is the compensation level? Any bonuses?

Where do I apply finally?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

I’ll ask around. I know a few people.

What are your views on criminal records, btw?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of ticks from me but let myself down by wanting to wear those absolutely gorgeous panties with the hearts you have.

They're mine!!"

I know and they look beautiful on you boo hoo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

Hm, interesting

How many days at work? Can o work from home at least 3 days a week?

What is the compensation level? Any bonuses?

Where do I apply finally? "

Variable hours, we can work it out.

Bonuses? I can cook an awesome breakfast?

I'll add you the list. It's a short list.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

I’ll ask around. I know a few people.

What are your views on criminal records, btw?"

I think they're criminal

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

I just tried applying but your filter says no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey, I like coffee

Well hey

Oh my God, you replied to me! I'm so honoured I don't think I can contain my excitement... Wait, you said non-clingy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey, I like coffee

Well hey

Oh my God, you replied to me! I'm so honoured I don't think I can contain my excitement... Wait, you said non-clingy

I also said sarcastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

Woman

You will get an influx as you well know

Hand on heart, I never do!!

Find that hard to believe V x

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By *unninglinguist69Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

Outside of age range unfortunately.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

Is being a Harry Potter fan and enjoys going to IKEA on the list as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny - Hilarious, ask Nora

Beard/stubble - Yes

Sarcastic - Yes

Fuck me eyes - have been told so

Hot (my version of hot, this varies) - no idea

Tattoos are desirable but not a must - yes

Non clingy - not at all

Non demanding - Easy to please

But also not too aloof - How you doin

Must like coffee - yes

Job description

Message me nice things - I've not sent you a cock pic, does that count?

Make me laugh - Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks!

Give me the good sex - references are available

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Funny - Hilarious, ask Nora

Beard/stubble - Yes

Sarcastic - Yes

Fuck me eyes - have been told so

Hot (my version of hot, this varies) - no idea

Tattoos are desirable but not a must - yes

Non clingy - not at all

Non demanding - Easy to please

But also not too aloof - How you doin

Must like coffee - yes

Job description

Message me nice things - I've not sent you a cock pic, does that count?

Make me laugh - Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks!

Give me the good sex - references are available"

Seems promising.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

Is being a Harry Potter fan and enjoys going to IKEA on the list as well?"

Well they don't hurt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey, I like coffee

Well hey

Oh my God, you replied to me! I'm so honoured I don't think I can contain my excitement... Wait, you said non-clingy

I also said sarcastic

I can do sarcasm, but I try to control it as it tends to be the biting kind that makes people feel bad

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By *xmarkxx321Man
over a year ago

sittingbourne

Hmmm I'd apply but I've not got any tattoos...and it's probably full already!!! Shit I'm always too late on a thread grrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey, I like coffee

Well hey

Oh my God, you replied to me! I'm so honoured I don't think I can contain my excitement... Wait, you said non-clingy

I also said sarcastic

I can do sarcasm, but I try to control it as it tends to be the biting kind that makes people feel bad

I'm tough, I can take it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmm I'd apply but I've not got any tattoos...and it's probably full already!!! Shit I'm always too late on a thread grrrr"

Meh, not really.

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By *xmarkxx321Man
over a year ago

sittingbourne

"Hmmm I'd apply but I've not got any tattoos...and it's probably full already!!! Shit I'm always too late on a thread grrrr

Meh, not really. "
ouchhhhhhh

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

Is being a Harry Potter fan and enjoys going to IKEA on the list as well?

Well they don't hurt!"

Really?

*Ahem*

AM actually thinking of a holiday to the Harry Potter World.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Ah I fell at the first hurdle!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah I fell at the first hurdle!

I can make exceptions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

I can make coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me been 28 put me out as can't show you my face pick for fuck me eyes

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I hear more fab wedding bells ringing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet most of the person specification

I have the beard,hopefully it’s funny haha not funny in the head, like the occasional coffee. The good sex would be on a try before you buy basis.

How would the interview be conducted by yourself or in front of a panel.

Is it a voluntary, part-time, full-time or job share.

Any other non disclosed benefits to prevent candidate being head hunted by another employer ?

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Ah I fell at the first hurdle!

I can make exceptions.

I feel special

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By *ack 500Man
over a year ago

stafford

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By *ack 500Man
over a year ago

stafford

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

I don’t like coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

I believe my initial application was rejected but I’m still available for hire lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

What’s your snack selection like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man. Tick

Funny. I think I’m funny, prob means I’m not tho.

Beard/stubble. Stubble when I can’t be arsed to shave.

Sarcastic. Tick

Fuck me eyes. I can scream I want to fuck with my eyes but that might be desperation.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies). Pass

Tattoos are desirable but not a must. No tats

Non clingy. Tick

Non demanding. Only in bed but I give as good as I get

But also not too aloof. Tick

Must like coffee. Tick

Job description

Message me nice things. If you let me

Make me laugh. My stand up routine is abit rusty but you might laugh out of pitty

Give me the good sex. I won’t stop until satisfied

Always aiming high

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By *ewBurtonMan
over a year ago

Derby

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

All of the above lol. But I’m toooooo old xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"me been 28 put me out as can't show you my face pick for fuck me eyes

Those dam filters

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

I believe my initial application was rejected but I’m still available for hire lol "

She is a bit of a fussy bitch I hear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

What’s your snack selection like? "

Freaking awesome.

I have mini daim bars.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man. Tick

Funny. I think I’m funny, prob means I’m not tho.

Beard/stubble. Stubble when I can’t be arsed to shave.

Sarcastic. Tick

Fuck me eyes. I can scream I want to fuck with my eyes but that might be desperation.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies). Pass

Tattoos are desirable but not a must. No tats

Non clingy. Tick

Non demanding. Only in bed but I give as good as I get

But also not too aloof. Tick

Must like coffee. Tick

Job description

Message me nice things. If you let me

Make me laugh. My stand up routine is abit rusty but you might laugh out of pitty

Give me the good sex. I won’t stop until satisfied

Always aiming high"

When are you free for an interview?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

All of the above lol. But I’m toooooo old xx "

Aren't we all.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I’m happy to do a couple of trial shifts, see how the working conditions are, what the various positions are like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"me been 28 put me out as can't show you my face pick for fuck me eyes

Those dam filters"
indeed thought beard magic would help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

I hate coffee and I've got wonky eyes so I'm out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man. Tick

Funny. I think I’m funny, prob means I’m not tho.

Beard/stubble. Stubble when I can’t be arsed to shave.

Sarcastic. Tick

Fuck me eyes. I can scream I want to fuck with my eyes but that might be desperation.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies). Pass

Tattoos are desirable but not a must. No tats

Non clingy. Tick

Non demanding. Only in bed but I give as good as I get

But also not too aloof. Tick

Must like coffee. Tick

Job description

Message me nice things. If you let me

Make me laugh. My stand up routine is abit rusty but you might laugh out of pitty

Give me the good sex. I won’t stop until satisfied

Always aiming high

When are you free for an interview?"

Any day should be fine, I have a 6 weeks notice and also have some holiday I’ll need to take around Christmas.

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Got a big beard but no tats

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

Ooh I think off quite a bit of your list.. where can I collect a cv lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to apply? My CV and cover letter ready

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got a big beard but no tats

The tattoos are just desirable only. Not a deal breaker.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

Ooh I think off quite a bit of your list.. where can I collect a cv lol"

I like the confidence, I should of put that on the list.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How to apply? My CV and cover letter ready

Ping it to my box please.

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Got a big beard but no tats

The tattoos are just desirable only. Not a deal breaker. "

Well I’m in then get me signed up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

Unicorn poop.

I need a good cleaner, in case you know anyone. X

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By *yourselfMan
over a year ago

Heworth

Ohh I love coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tick all the boxes except I have go to bed eyes grghh. Can I reapply please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

What’s your snack selection like?

Freaking awesome.

I have mini daim bars.

I don’t like the odds, “ I’m out”

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By *eepBlueSeaMan
over a year ago

sandy place

Do we need to send a covering letter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rentacock

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By *eedshandymanMan
over a year ago

leeds

Tattoos but no hoofs x

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By *nSeeNMan
over a year ago

Z'ha'dum

"Rentacock"

If your mansion house needs haunting just call?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm, looks at list……all boxes ticked.

You can stop looking.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I have one of those except he's a tea drinker like me

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Hmm, looks at list……all boxes ticked.

You can stop looking.

She said non-clingy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey, I like coffee

Well hey

Oh my God, you replied to me! I'm so honoured I don't think I can contain my excitement... Wait, you said non-clingy

I also said sarcastic

I can do sarcasm, but I try to control it as it tends to be the biting kind that makes people feel bad

I'm tough, I can take it. "

Challenge accepted

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

More of a voluntary position/care in the community.

A man.

Person specification:

Taller than me

Clean shaven (face)

Sarcastic/dry soh

Pretty eyes (blue/green)

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Must like cake

Must like cats

Job description

Good with their hands

Good communication skills

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Stroke my hair, feed me and tell me I'm beautiful.

Apply within.

Part time hours or job share.

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Damn it, almost ticked all the boxes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not just a jooooob

Its a fucking adventure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi *waves

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Surrey

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

Initially sounded like a dream position. Even thought i may have a chance despite the commute. The benifits and everything sound brilliant and i imagine the required uniform is acceptable to me too.

But the more i liked the idea of the position and vacancy, the more hard work i think it would possibly be.

The 30 day trial, termination of contract may be required.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"A man.

Anyone else currently hiring??

Always, but can't find the staff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its not just a jooooob

Its a fucking adventure

Dam right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi *waves

Hey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

Initially sounded like a dream position. Even thought i may have a chance despite the commute. The benifits and everything sound brilliant and i imagine the required uniform is acceptable to me too.

But the more i liked the idea of the position and vacancy, the more hard work i think it would possibly be.

The 30 day trial, termination of contract may be required.

Me, hard work???

Possibly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man.

Anyone else currently hiring??

Always, but can't find the staff

Tell me about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

What’s your snack selection like?

Freaking awesome.

I have mini daim bars.

I don’t like the odds, “ I’m out” "

Wise choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

job going for a cheeky vwe viking with rugby body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like coffee and have a beard but fall short everywhere else. Can I do one week of work experience, I don’t mind sweeping the floor and taking the rubbish out on a Tuesday morning,

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

What's the pay scale.....

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Surrey

But the more i liked the idea of the position and vacancy, the more hard work i think it would possibly be.

The 30 day trial, termination of contract may be required.

Me, hard work???

Possibly."

I've worked hard all my life and I hope it is hard work. If it was easy, anybody could do it..

And I very much doubt that is the case.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the pay scale.....

Coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like coffee and have a beard but fall short everywhere else. Can I do one week of work experience, I don’t mind sweeping the floor and taking the rubbish out on a Tuesday morning,"

I'm not teaching you how to do stuff though.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"What's the pay scale.....

Coffee"

Depends on the coffee....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you narrowing it down to a shortlist of 3? Did I make it? What's the next stage of the selection process?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I'm a clean-shaven Númenórean.

I don't fit your criteria.

Your ship will come.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like coffee and have a beard but fall short everywhere else. Can I do one week of work experience, I don’t mind sweeping the floor and taking the rubbish out on a Tuesday morning,

I'm not teaching you how to do stuff though. "

I see, we’re at the negotiating stage. I have an appointment at 2:30 on Thursday, alright if I leave work early that day?

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Love it

“I’m currently hiring. Here is the long list of challenging demands I want”

“Great, and what would a successful candidate be getting for fulfilling such a challenging role”

*crickets*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny.-Absolutely hilarious in a dark cynical kind of way.

Beard/stubble.-Give me a couple of days.

Sarcastic.-You have no idea.

Fuck me eyes.- Fuck your anything.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).-Flexible hotness.

Tattoos are desirable but not a must. Blank canvas, negotiable.

Non clingy.-Go fuck yourself.

Non demanding.- No thanks

But also not too aloof.-Hug me.

Must like coffee.- Americano, black, preferably Colombian.

Job description

Message me nice things.- Nice things

Make me laugh.- Tickle expert.

Give me the good sex. - All the sex.

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

Has the position been filed yet or are you still interviewing and giving trials out?

My friend is still asking…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love it

“I’m currently hiring. Here is the long list of challenging demands I want”

“Great, and what would a successful candidate be getting for fulfilling such a challenging role”

*crickets* "

Challenging?

I've not asked for intelligence or an 8inch cock, surely that makes it easier doesn't it??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Also, I can't believe I have to point this out, but I'm not been serious.

Well, only like 70% serious.

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

"Also, I can't believe I have to point this out, but I'm not been serious.

Well, only like 70% serious.

OMG but I just quit my job to move in with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might have these features. And I’m thinking of applying, what’s the pay like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good luck vetting those million and one CV’s, with a profile like yours - interest will be high

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man - I'm a woman

Person specification:

Funny - yes

Beard/stubble - I could get a fake beard.

Sarcastic - yes

Fuck me eyes - I'm fucked eyes

Hot (my version of hot, this varies) - after a few wines I'll appear semi hot

Tattoos are desirable but not a must - no tatoos

Non clingy - yes

Non demanding - yes

But also not too aloof - this might prove tricky.

Must like coffee - yes

Job description

Message me nice things - also might prove tricky

Make me laugh - yes

Give me the good sex - again tricky, could do you a cheeky boob fondle?

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might have these features. And I’m thinking of applying, what’s the pay like? "

And also, how strict is your ‘no fondling the boss’ policy, if you have one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a massive loof so count me out.

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By *oroRick1027Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

Pity I'm too old, I'm not too far away either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its not just a jooooob

Its a fucking adventure

Dam right"
as it should be this is the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man - I'm a woman

Person specification:

Funny - yes

Beard/stubble - I could get a fake beard.

Sarcastic - yes

Fuck me eyes - I'm fucked eyes

Hot (my version of hot, this varies) - after a few wines I'll appear semi hot

Tattoos are desirable but not a must - no tatoos

Non clingy - yes

Non demanding - yes

But also not too aloof - this might prove tricky.

Must like coffee - yes

Job description

Message me nice things - also might prove tricky

Make me laugh - yes

Give me the good sex - again tricky, could do you a cheeky boob fondle?

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

My kinda woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I might have these features. And I’m thinking of applying, what’s the pay like?

And also, how strict is your ‘no fondling the boss’ policy, if you have one?

Jeeez I'm already not enough.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m a massive loof so count me out."

Plus, you know, also a Geordie....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"good luck vetting those million and one CV’s, with a profile like yours - interest will be high "

I think they got lost in the post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a massive loof so count me out.

Plus, you know, also a Geordie....

That’s my USP and it’s also why you L word me.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Recruiting not hiring. We are not in America thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m a massive loof so count me out.

Plus, you know, also a Geordie....

That’s my USP and it’s also why you L word me."

I would never called you a loser. Not in public anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Recruiting not hiring. We are not in America thank you. "

I'm hiring.

My body my choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a massive loof so count me out.

Plus, you know, also a Geordie....

That’s my USP and it’s also why you L word me.

I would never called you a lover. Not in public anyway. "

We can keep it a secret.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m a massive loof so count me out.

Plus, you know, also a Geordie....

That’s my USP and it’s also why you L word me.

I would never called you a lover. Not in public anyway.

We can keep it a secret."

Probably best

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"Recruiting not hiring. We are not in America thank you.

I'm hiring.

My body my choice.

Then out of protest I will not apply. So there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might have these features. And I’m thinking of applying, what’s the pay like?

And also, how strict is your ‘no fondling the boss’ policy, if you have one?

Jeeez I'm already not enough. "

And what about the benifits?

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By *tryder83Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

Someone’s inbox must be an absolute shit show right now haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

Someone’s inbox must be an absolute shit show right now haha"

I'm sure someone's is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to formally withdraw my application for the above discussed role . I have been offered an alternate post with McDonalds at a branch moderately close to me. They have suggested there are promotion opportunities such as moving on from bin clearing to making chips (training provided). I wish you success in finding your bearded, aloof, coffee drinking non-clingy candidate

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Is there an application form to fill in or can we just apply orally

Orally is good"

Book me in for an assessment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you find one ??

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Did you find one ??

She's currently rooting around her empty box looking for applications

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you find one ??

Turns out I'm rather fussy and also a bit lazy at reading messages.

I think I'll just chuck a few fafs about, seems easier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this job cash in hand?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this job cash in hand?"

Cash? I feel this is turning into something entirely different....

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Have you had more wine than usual tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you had more wine than usual tonight

Shockingly no!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Typical. You spend ages over a job application and don't even get a reply..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Typical. You spend ages over a job application and don't even get a reply..

I'll hold my hands up,i failed.

Deepest apologies.

It's just more admin than I thought.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Has there been a successful candidate....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man.

Person specification:

Funny.

Beard/stubble.

Sarcastic.

Fuck me eyes.

Hot (my version of hot, this varies).

Tattoos are desirable but not a must.

Non clingy.

Non demanding.

But also not too aloof.

Must like coffee.

Job description

Message me nice things.

Make me laugh.

Give me the good sex.

Apply within.

Anyone else currently hiring??

What’s your snack selection like?

Freaking awesome.

I have mini daim bars.

I don’t like the odds, “ I’m out”

Wise choice. "

Aha yep, all of mine are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this job cash in hand?

Cash? I feel this is turning into something entirely different...."

I just need to know if I’m going to get bummed by the tax man or not.

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

CV on the way

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