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Vladimir Putin's nukes will be stopped by aliens claims spoon botherer Uri Geller

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By *irtydevil666 OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol

Uri Geller reckons aliens will stop Vladimir Putin if he tries to fire his nuclear weapons.

The spoon bender thinks they will use advanced technology to scramble the Russian dictator’s warheads.

Uri, 75, said: “With one click of a button we can stop the traffic on the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco and we can knock out radar systems.

“We can do anything with cyber today – you can imagine what extraterrestrials can do”

Uri thinks aliens could visit us in the next five years – and will come in peace.

He predicts they will land at an iconic location such as mysterious Easter Island or among the pyramids.

Uri claims to have had his mysterious powers tested by the CIA at the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California, where research has been carried out into nuclear weapons.

And he says the Americans called on him when they needed the Russians to sign the Nuclear Arms Reduction Treaty in 1991.

He claims he used the power of his mind to convince one Russian signatory to put pen to paper.

Uri says he had his first encounter of the third kind when he was five years old, and shortly after found out he could activate his powers.

And while working with the CIA, he claims to have been shown a piece of a UFO by Nazi scientist Dr Werhner von Braun, alongside a room of alien corpses.

It makes you wonder.....

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

You’re as bad as he is for posting it here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinda makes me wonder why hes not on stronger medication.

And where his straight jacket is.

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By *agpie and RavenMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"It makes you wonder.....

"

It makes you wonder what? How gullible you are? How delusional he is?

Frank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It makes me wonder why that loony is still at large peddling his utter bollocks to the gullible.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Gosh I wish uri could do some magic in fab so I could get some dates with a woman or two

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Would say he's now gone the way of the David Ike, but he travelled there way before him....

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

I remember when before a world cup David Beckham broke his foot,and one day on the front of a newspaper was a photo of his foot and Uri Gellar wanted everyone to touch it so he could heal him with his powers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing credible ever comes from this guy and more fool those who believe his tripe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh good.

I’ll stop worrying about the threat of nuclear annihilation then.

Phew!

Sky Breaking news. Don’t panic folks Uri’s said we’ll be ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are these the same alien lizards that come out of the big hole in the earth???

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Maybe we could launch uri at Russia

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


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And while working with the CIA, he claims to have been shown a piece of a UFO by Nazi scientist Dr Werhner von Braun, alongside a room of alien corpses.

"

Why did he collaborate with a Nazi ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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And while working with the CIA, he claims to have been shown a piece of a UFO by Nazi scientist Dr Werhner von Braun, alongside a room of alien corpses.

Why did he collaborate with a Nazi ?"

The Americans loved Nazi scientists. Loads never faced trial for thibgs they did, they all git new jobs

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Check him out on YouTube on the Johnny Carson show, James Randi tests his powers. Let’s say it doesn’t go so well for Uri

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By *TMA that man againMan
over a year ago

worester

Also he never worked for the CIA....apart from in his head!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Is Uri still about? How on earth has he kept this pretence up all this time?

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