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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

So there I am, in a lift, trying not to pick at blemishes in the scarily lit mirror.

So I start pulling faces.

And just as I'm discovering how odd my best pob face looks when wearing scarlet glossy lipstick...

.. The doors open and a fit bloke catches me at it then just smirks for five floors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Class! Go you! Hahaha

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I do an amazing POB impression and I dont even have to do much other than puff my cheeks out.

Its all in the ears, unfuckingfortunatly.

Providing we dont see a fresh post here saying 'Hysterical Lift Moment' you might of just got away with it, for now.

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I do an amazing POB impression and I dont even have to do much other than puff my cheeks out.

Its all in the ears, unfuckingfortunatly.

Providing we dont see a fresh post here saying 'Hysterical Lift Moment' you might of just got away with it, for now."

Try it with lippy on, it really adds something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So there I am, in a lift, trying not to pick at blemishes in the scarily lit mirror.

So I start pulling faces.

And just as I'm discovering how odd my best pob face looks when wearing scarlet glossy lipstick...

.. The doors open and a fit bloke catches me at it then just smirks for five floors "

You mean you went a whole five floors without ravishing him ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do an amazing POB impression and I dont even have to do much other than puff my cheeks out.

Its all in the ears, unfuckingfortunatly.

Providing we dont see a fresh post here saying 'Hysterical Lift Moment' you might of just got away with it, for now.

Try it with lippy on, it really adds something "

Five words!

Get a pic up now!

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Were you typing this thursday rant whilst still in the lift? You should have used that time asking for the fit bloke number...

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I was hungry.

For food!

And now rants part two and three...

2) why serve falafel and dip but put the dip in a pot too small to properly dip the falafel?

3) why is it that the thing I spill down me is beetroot??

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I do an amazing POB impression and I dont even have to do much other than puff my cheeks out.

Its all in the ears, unfuckingfortunatly.

Providing we dont see a fresh post here saying 'Hysterical Lift Moment' you might of just got away with it, for now.

Try it with lippy on, it really adds something "

Im quite happy taking your word for it I used to let my Daughter paint my toe nails but thats about it

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

stop eating falafel

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"stop eating falafel"

I have.

Lamb chops now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So there I am, in a lift, trying not to pick at blemishes in the scarily lit mirror.

So I start pulling faces.

And just as I'm discovering how odd my best pob face looks when wearing scarlet glossy lipstick...

.. The doors open and a fit bloke catches me at it then just smirks for five floors "

Bet you didn't notice the discreet CCTV camera in there looking at you! lol

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"stop eating falafel

I have.

Lamb chops now "

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"

And just as I'm discovering how odd my best pob face looks when wearing scarlet glossy lipstick...

.. The doors open and a fit bloke catches me at it then just smirks for five floors

Bet you didn't notice the discreet CCTV camera in there looking at you! lol "

Prolly one of rustys friends monitoring it!

Is why I didn't want to be picking pimples

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