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It's Thursday - 50 Fucking Shades Sex Toys? Really?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just found my perfect Thursday rant material!!

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/fiftyshadesofgrey/?gclid=CPzxmo_Cv7MCFW_KtAodWgcA3g

A whole range of "50 Shades" inspired sex toys - wow - marketing genius!!

Take a whole bunch of stuff you already sell. Stick those words (that I can't bring myself to even say) on them, put them in some fancy packaging - and then whack a huge mark up on the price!!

What's next?

50 Shades gaffer tape?

50 Shades cable ties?

Arrrrrrrrrrrgh - I hope the sensible folk out there will avoid like the plague - but I sense there'll be a lot of embarrassment come Xmas when auntie Mabel opens her new butt plug in front of little Jimmy!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

50 Shades gaffer tape?

50 Shades cable ties?

ingenious do you want to go 50/50 on dragons den, might get the ladies interested in diy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All hype,

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Be even worse if there was a mix up in the Chinese factory it was made in and starts playing rap songs aswell.

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

THat womanis just making more and more and more money

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

agree but in these troubled times if it increases there sales then who can blaim them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just found my perfect Thursday rant material!!

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/fiftyshadesofgrey/?gclid=CPzxmo_Cv7MCFW_KtAodWgcA3g

A whole range of "50 Shades" inspired sex toys - wow - marketing genius!!

Take a whole bunch of stuff you already sell. Stick those words (that I can't bring myself to even say) on them, put them in some fancy packaging - and then whack a huge mark up on the price!!

What's next?

50 Shades gaffer tape?

50 Shades cable ties?

Arrrrrrrrrrrgh - I hope the sensible folk out there will avoid like the plague - but I sense there'll be a lot of embarrassment come Xmas when auntie Mabel opens her new butt plug in front of little Jimmy! "

Or when your Dad's cousin Jack (who we always thought was a bit 'odd') opens his 'Inner Goddess Silver Pleasure Balls'..... and smiles... 'whistfully'....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"50 Shades gaffer tape?

50 Shades cable ties?

ingenious do you want to go 50/50 on dragons den, might get the ladies interested in diy"

I've already applied to go on with my 50 Shades range of mood lighting ....

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

they'll be an instant flop

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"50 Shades gaffer tape?

50 Shades cable ties?

ingenious do you want to go 50/50 on dragons den, might get the ladies interested in diy

I've already applied to go on with my 50 Shades range of mood lighting ....

"

you can come under are 5o shades group, anyone else want to join us with a good idea of how to abuse the 50 shades title

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're looking for a sure fire addition to the range, could we do a '50 Shades Ladies Car Washing set'???? I'll have three just for Perky!

Lol! - Oh I am soooo dead when she see this.....

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

notes made and will source it the next time i am in the far east

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

50 shades of grey sunglasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a carpet company in derby got an ad that starts with 50 shades of grey 40 shades of red I could only find 10 shades of grey should I take them to court lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50 shades of grey fabric whitner ha ha

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Can't say I can complain about 50 shades, has been ingenious for me! Am selling bondage till it comes out of my ears still, and the themed parties are still very popular! Mr Grey has earned me a lot of money the last few months!!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Can't say I can complain about 50 shades, has been ingenious for me! Am selling bondage till it comes out of my ears still, and the themed parties are still very popular! Mr Grey has earned me a lot of money the last few months!! "

Long may that continue

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Can we buy some from the £land????

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I recently trawled round 8 private shops in Belfast looking for a cane for a friend.

And in every blasted.one I had to explain the no I haven't been reading that book!

And in half of them I had to explain why bamboo will not do instead of cane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I recently trawled round 8 private shops in Belfast looking for a cane for a friend.

And in every blasted.one I had to explain the no I haven't been reading that book!

And in half of them I had to explain why bamboo will not do instead of cane "

Order online from Quality Control.

Really worrying that they didn't know not to use bamboo

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

It was for a friend who didn't want anything delivered to hers ( I've got a strap on waiting for my next trip over).

Even I know not to use bamboo (unless your sub has a medical fetish and you have big tweezers and lots of antiseptic for after) and I'm not into BDSM!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just looking forward to when Disney but the rights to a 'sequel trilogy'.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Are they doing action figures?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Are they doing action figures?"

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Out of 3 books and a collection of sex toys has made a few million quid....wait till my book comes out my life plus swinging.. i then plan to bring out my own brand vodka ...titled no knickers vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd release vodka in a bottle with a basque and stockings on the bottle (think Jean Paul Gaultier classique perfume) and a little feather boa round the neck, called Va-Va-Vodka.

Burlesque vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're looking for a sure fire addition to the range, could we do a '50 Shades Ladies Car Washing set'???? I'll have three just for Perky!

Lol! - Oh I am soooo dead when she see this.....

"

I like my Gerty a little dirty just like me

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