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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bollocks I meant "Men on Fab"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The shame of it all.

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By *inkycatWoman
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior."

And they never offer cake. Ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit harsh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior.

And they never offer cake. Ever. "

I know right!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And why are you all heavy cummers? Our fannies are not buckets.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bit harsh "

Harsh but true my friend.

Harsh but true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd take a coffee right now.

It is a disappointing site. Not a single piece of playground equipment to be found. Let alone a fab one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd take a coffee right now.

It is a disappointing site. Not a single piece of playground equipment to be found. Let alone a fab one. "

It's all swings and roundabouts

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

High sex drives or just talk about sex a lot?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Bollocks I meant "Men on Fab" "

I'm now singing this to the tune of 'Men in Black'

Thanks.

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And why are you all heavy cummers? Our fannies are not buckets."

This combined with the "lick you for hours".

Leakage all over the place.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Bollocks I meant "Men on Fab"

I'm now singing this to the tune of 'Men in Black'

Thanks.

A"

Damn it!!!!! So am I now

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By *nnasHammerCouple
over a year ago

The Upside Down


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior."

A lot of males on her are under the impression that this is a sex site, so they think they will get an easy lay. It’s a Swingers site. It’s not always about the sex but about being social with others who are on the scene. Going to social events or club events is one of the biggest highlights for us on here. We get to meet new people and make friends. If there’s an amazing connection then play time comes after. Get to know people before trying to get into their pants.

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

#notallmen or maybe #some men...#most men ...#the majority of men

#NotMe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want a good coffee. And cake. And maybe a bacon sandwich

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"And why are you all heavy cummers? Our fannies are not buckets.

This combined with the "lick you for hours".

Leakage all over the place."

What about if the hours of licking happened after the non bucket fannies had been heavily loaded?

Is leakage an issue then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" just talk about sex a lot? "
oral sex.... Amirite?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bollocks I meant "Men on Fab"

I'm now singing this to the tune of 'Men in Black'

Thanks.

A

Damn it!!!!! So am I now "

You are welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never used any of those, err, gambits. Maybe I'm just weird

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By *inkycatWoman
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior.

And they never offer cake. Ever.

I know right!! "

And they’re all repeaters… isn’t once enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior."

You shocked? I find that HARD to comprehend!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"High sex drives or just talk about sex a lot? "

Either way, they're a randy lot.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior.

And they never offer cake. Ever.

I know right!! "

I make really nice cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit harsh

Harsh but true my friend.

Harsh but true."

And anyway I don’t like cake

An apple fresh cream turnover or choux buns with fresh cream thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"#notallmen or maybe #some men...#most men ...#the majority of men

#NotMe

"

#saysthwguyseducingyouwithhismoves

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"#notallmen or maybe #some men...#most men ...#the majority of men

#NotMe

#saysthwguyseducingyouwithhismoves

"

I messed that up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just want a good coffee. And cake. And maybe a bacon sandwich "

How you doin?

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By *hieldMan
over a year ago

Neath


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior.

And they never offer cake. Ever.

I know right!! "

I'd gladly offer cake... if I haven't already eaten it all. Which is often the case sorry lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior.

And they never offer cake. Ever.

I know right!!

And they’re all repeaters… isn’t once enough? "

Yes!!! I don't have time for that nonsense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biology init.

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By *xmarkxx321Man
over a year ago

sittingbourne

That's what I want too from women but majority seems just want me to cam with my cock out lol so wouldn't say it's a male thing!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want a good coffee. And cake. And maybe a bacon sandwich

How you doin? "

You best be offering at least one of those options...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior.

You shocked? I find that HARD to comprehend!"

Oh it's always hard with you men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll admit to having a very high sex drive, and loving talking about sex, but I'd never open with something like that, and I'll quite happily chat away about non-sexual topics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior.

And they never offer cake. Ever.

I know right!!

And they’re all repeaters… isn’t once enough?

Yes!!! I don't have time for that nonsense."

That's why I always say bring a friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just want a good coffee. And cake. And maybe a bacon sandwich

How you doin?

You best be offering at least one of those options... "

I'll swing by Costa

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior.

And they never offer cake. Ever.

I know right!!

And they’re all repeaters… isn’t once enough?

Yes!!! I don't have time for that nonsense.

That's why I always say bring a friend "

Or...just meet the friend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Biology init. "

Dam right

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By *inkycatWoman
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior.

And they never offer cake. Ever.

I know right!!

I'd gladly offer cake... if I haven't already eaten it all. Which is often the case sorry lol"

Typical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want a good coffee. And cake. And maybe a bacon sandwich

How you doin?

You best be offering at least one of those options...

I'll swing by Costa"

Perfect. Want me to put the bacon on? (was that a euphemism)

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I don't believe it.....in his best Victor Meldew impression.....

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

UK


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior."

i agree , takes the fun out of it.

if you wouldnt say it in a pub/cafe or restraunt on a first date or anytime to be frank dont say it on here.

show the women some respect i say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior.

i agree , takes the fun out of it.

if you wouldnt say it in a pub/cafe or restraunt on a first date or anytime to be frank dont say it on here.

show the women some respect i say.

"

TIL ... I've been doing first dates wrong. At least there was coffee. And explains why I'm banned from Starbucks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior.

i agree , takes the fun out of it.

if you wouldnt say it in a pub/cafe or restraunt on a first date or anytime to be frank dont say it on here.

show the women some respect i say.

TIL ... I've been doing first dates wrong. At least there was coffee. And explains why I'm banned from Starbucks. "

How about Costa??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior.

i agree , takes the fun out of it.

if you wouldnt say it in a pub/cafe or restraunt on a first date or anytime to be frank dont say it on here.

show the women some respect i say.

"

The problem is some men would say it regardless of where they were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior.

i agree , takes the fun out of it.

if you wouldnt say it in a pub/cafe or restraunt on a first date or anytime to be frank dont say it on here.

show the women some respect i say.

TIL ... I've been doing first dates wrong. At least there was coffee. And explains why I'm banned from Starbucks.

How about Costa??"

they're more liberal TBF.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior.

i agree , takes the fun out of it.

if you wouldnt say it in a pub/cafe or restraunt on a first date or anytime to be frank dont say it on here.

show the women some respect i say.

TIL ... I've been doing first dates wrong. At least there was coffee. And explains why I'm banned from Starbucks.

How about Costa??they're more liberal TBF. "

I'd have to agree.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Who needs mumsnet when there's fabmums

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By *nselfishpleaserMan
over a year ago

kent


"I'll admit to having a very high sex drive, and loving talking about sex, but I'd never open with something like that, and I'll quite happily chat away about non-sexual topics!"

Same as that. It's not all about the sex, has to be a connection.

And then talk about sex lol

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior."

I've never messaged any of these things and that's truly shocking that anyone would

I do have a massive sex drive though

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"#notallmen or maybe #some men...#most men ...#the majority of men

#NotMe

#saysthwguyseducingyouwithhismoves

"

Oi...you can’t blame me for that one

And where's that ice cube you promised

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"#notallmen or maybe #some men...#most men ...#the majority of men

#NotMe

#saysthwguyseducingyouwithhismoves

Oi...you can’t blame me for that one

And where's that ice cube you promised "

In my mouth

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"#notallmen or maybe #some men...#most men ...#the majority of men

#NotMe

#saysthwguyseducingyouwithhismoves

Oi...you can’t blame me for that one

And where's that ice cube you promised

In my mouth"

Oh...wow, I mean...well...that's uhm...wow...OK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"#notallmen or maybe #some men...#most men ...#the majority of men

#NotMe

"

#haha

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London


"Bollocks I meant "Men on Fab" "

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

I've given sex up for Lent

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I don’t give a toss about sex, I just want to get my reaction fix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And why are you all heavy cummers? Our fannies are not buckets."

This had me crying

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"I've given sex up for Lent "

Lent is over for the year

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By *aturefun63Man
over a year ago

Belper

Happy for coffee and cake especially if cake smothered over your boobs

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By *iberius61Man
over a year ago

Pontefract


"...And they never offer cake. Ever. "

I don't like cake, none in the house. I can offer chocolate, does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior.

And they never offer cake. Ever.

I know right!!

And they’re all repeaters… isn’t once enough?

Yes!!! I don't have time for that nonsense.

That's why I always say bring a friend

Or...just meet the friend."

Bit selfish no? Plus we both have threesomes on our profiles. Whoever comes first has to bake the cake

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"And why are you all heavy cummers? Our fannies are not buckets.

This had me crying "

Some are though I think if you can fit a subway sandwich in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

coffee & social extraordinaire here.

Sex drives and sex are way over rated.

Receipt printers & satellite dish's are where its at.

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By *iberius61Man
over a year ago

Pontefract


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??"

Because we've been staring at your ass for 2 weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior."

So, how do you like your coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior.

So, how do you like your coffee?"

Black like her men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And why straight in with the cock pick, like what the hell is that about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always nice and polite to women and I don't show them pictures or ask them about sex unless you ask me first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had my package fondled while queueing up last week

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" coffee & social extraordinaire here.

Sex drives and sex are way over rated.

Receipt printers & satellite dish's are where its at. "

How you doin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

Because we've been staring at your ass for 2 weeks "

Why only 2 weeks??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t give a toss about sex, I just want to get my reaction fix "

Me too.

Me too.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Don’t think I’ve sent a single one of those messages but I’m a good lad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m Only here for the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" coffee & social extraordinaire here.

Sex drives and sex are way over rated.

Receipt printers & satellite dish's are where its at.

How you doin? "

Sound, wana see my helmet?

Hooow you doin?

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Probably wouldn’t be here if I didn’t!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m Only here for the forums. "

Retract the FAF message!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" coffee & social extraordinaire here.

Sex drives and sex are way over rated.

Receipt printers & satellite dish's are where its at.

How you doin?

Sound, wana see my helmet?

Hooow you doin? "

Love a good helmet.

Safety first and all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m Only here for the forums.

Retract the FAF message!!!"

Sure, I accept your retraction.

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By *iberius61Man
over a year ago

Pontefract


"Why only 2 weeks??"

Coz you swapped it to fishnets. Note: I'm not complaining, legs look good too.

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By *inkycatWoman
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"...And they never offer cake. Ever.

I don't like cake, none in the house. I can offer chocolate, does that count?"

I’d settle for chocolate as long as it’s not Bounty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was never like other men. That’s why my dad didn’t want me I guess.

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By *iberius61Man
over a year ago

Pontefract


"...I’d settle for chocolate as long as it’s not Bounty "

That's the coconut filled one? No, that's disgusting.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

How about if I offered cake and some coffee?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

The men are all horny bastards and the women are all frigid.

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By *inkycatWoman
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"...I’d settle for chocolate as long as it’s not Bounty

That's the coconut filled one? No, that's disgusting. "

Perfect - anything with coconut is a no… unless it’s alcoholic

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By *inkycatWoman
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"How about if I offered cake and some coffee? "

Could we substitute coffee for tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The men are all horny bastards and the women are all frigid."
is that so

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By *roop69Man
over a year ago

St Columb Major


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior."

we are all not like that I’d love to chat with you

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"The men are all horny bastards and the women are all frigid. is that so"

We're only here to swap cake recipes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The men are all horny bastards and the women are all frigid. is that so

We're only here to swap cake recipes. "

Do I have to be a site supporter to receive recipes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

I’ve never messaged a woman like this, guess some like it and some don’t.

If you’re ever near Bolton and fancy a brew, or even a natter on here, feel free.

Honestly, it's shocking behavior."

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"The men are all horny bastards and the women are all frigid. is that so

We're only here to swap cake recipes.

Do I have to be a site supporter to receive recipes?"

I started a thread for the one I wanted. Best Vicky sponge I ever made.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So in conclusion, men are horny bastards and we just want cake?

Awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are on a swinging site not a dating site. Why is it such a surprise that people want to meet up to swing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You are on a swinging site not a dating site. Why is it such a surprise that people want to meet up to swing.

"

Would appear, also a humourless site ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior.

And they never offer cake. Ever. "

I do a whole spread with finger sandwiches and everything

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

.... Did someone mention cake?

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By *inkycatWoman
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior.

And they never offer cake. Ever.

I do a whole spread with finger sandwiches and everything "

Wondering if Leicestershire isn’t too far

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Bollocks I meant "Men on Fab" "

I guessed that

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By *inkycatWoman
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"So in conclusion, men are horny bastards and we just want cake?

Awesome. "

I think this is a fair assessment (or maybe that’s why I don’t have much success )

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"You are on a swinging site not a dating site. Why is it such a surprise that people want to meet up to swing.

"

Swinging is social not just sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it makes you feel any better, I'd 100% expect to have a coffee first before asking you to jump in my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it makes you feel any better, I'd 100% expect to have a coffee first before asking you to jump in my cock "

Jump on! ON!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

The simple truth is, too many people think Fab is a sex site.

It's not, swinging is more than just sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/06/22 18:17:16]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior."

Alright, can we have a coffee THEN can you suck my cock, let me lick you for hours, ride my cock and show me your pussy, tits AND arse?

Fuck me, you’re an expensive date!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sold my sex drive for 3 magic beans that only grew a single tomato

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"If it makes you feel any better, I'd 100% expect to have a coffee first before asking you to jump in my cock

Jump on! ON! "

I'd have a coffee with you

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By *arried-BBW-LookingWoman
over a year ago

Truro


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior.

And they never offer cake. Ever. "

Love this Lol so true I might meet more if they did

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it makes you feel any better, I'd 100% expect to have a coffee first before asking you to jump in my cock "

Jumping in...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior.

Alright, can we have a coffee THEN can you suck my cock, let me lick you for hours, ride my cock and show me your pussy, tits AND arse?

Fuck me, you’re an expensive date! "

An iced coffee and a cake then I'll think about it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I sold my sex drive for 3 magic beans that only grew a single tomato "

More than I grew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it makes you feel any better, I'd 100% expect to have a coffee first before asking you to jump in my cock

Jump on! ON!

I'd have a coffee with you "

I mean, what's stopping us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it makes you feel any better, I'd 100% expect to have a coffee first before asking you to jump in my cock

Jumping in..."

It's a horrific typo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it makes you feel any better, I'd 100% expect to have a coffee first before asking you to jump in my cock

Jumping in...

It's a horrific typo "

I can work with it, don't worry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it makes you feel any better, I'd 100% expect to have a coffee first before asking you to jump in my cock

Jumping in...

It's a horrific typo

I can work with it, don't worry."

I'd rather you wouldn't try to take it literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And why are you all heavy cummers? Our fannies are not buckets."

Yes they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior."

Noooo just ask if they like snacks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior.

Noooo just ask if they like snacks. "

There's snacks?? Where??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it makes you feel any better, I'd 100% expect to have a coffee first before asking you to jump in my cock

Jumping in...

It's a horrific typo

I can work with it, don't worry.

I'd rather you wouldn't try to take it literally "

Too late now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it makes you feel any better, I'd 100% expect to have a coffee first before asking you to jump in my cock

Jumping in...

It's a horrific typo

I can work with it, don't worry.

I'd rather you wouldn't try to take it literally

Too late now."

I'm just imagining you going 3... 2... 1... Geronimo!

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior.

And they never offer cake. Ever.

I know right!! "

I’ll happily buy you a cake - sorry I refuse to learn how to make them as I’m sure I’d get fat from eating them all!

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Actually, OP, it’s simply human nature and the way us guys are wired up. Ladies like you who are stunningly sexy just make us madly sexually attracted to you! It’s biology and the way nature works to promote procreation.

It’s not meant to be offensive… well, not from most of us guys I think - I’m sure you can tell the misogynistic egotits a mile off! (Yep, I’ll leave that typo in there - a touch of irony eh!)

So, ladies, be upset with us, send us a cyber-slap if we step over your red lipstick, whoops I meant red lines, tell us we’re a load of tossers and break our self-confidence, but it will never stop us from worshipping and adoring you, which is basically what us guys have been put on this planet to do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't know op can't explain everyone is different

if get a beard stroke and a hug i am good

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'd have a coffee with you

I mean, what's stopping us? "

Nothing

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'd have a coffee with you

I mean, what's stopping us?

Nothing "

I don't even eat cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd have a coffee with you

I mean, what's stopping us?

Nothing "

Cool, fancy a coffee?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'd have a coffee with you

I mean, what's stopping us?

Nothing

Cool, fancy a coffee? "

Yes please

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Right now that's decided, you two get a room!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right now that's decided, you two get a room!

"

But keep the door open so we can watch

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Right now that's decided, you two get a room!

But keep the door open so we can watch "

You like watching people drink coffee

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"Right now that's decided, you two get a room!

But keep the door open so we can watch

You like watching people drink coffee "

I think he's more interested in seeing people eat cake . . .

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By *ess King tvTV/TS
over a year ago

KING'S LYNN


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior."

Maybe because it's not a site for chatty cake consuming singletons

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior.

Maybe because it's not a site for chatty cake consuming singletons "

Well said! This site is actually for men like me: married with a penchant for having cake and eating it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior.

Maybe because it's not a site for chatty cake consuming singletons "

Other snacks are acceptable.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

What if the offer is "Want to eat cake off me knob?" ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What if the offer is "Want to eat cake off me knob?" ?"

Are they short on plates?

I can provide plates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if the offer is "Want to eat cake off me knob?" ?

Are they short on plates?

I can provide plates. "

does the cake come with nuts

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Frankly, what was left of my sex drive withered on the vine during Covid. Right now I'd just like a coffee, some carrot cake and a good natter.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I've a high sex drive but very rarely comment on sexually related threads.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

I can’t lick you for hours.

My stamina is crap.

My cock has a mind of its own.

But I’m awesome at making a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are the men in fab

Vagina defenders

I dont have a high sex drive anymore i need inspiration for it to explode otherwise i vent my frustration in other ways and exhaust myself as often as i can

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By *ookup75Man
over a year ago

kent


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior."

Because its a sex site.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior.

Because its a sex site."

Well fuck me.

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior.

Because its a sex site.

Well fuck me. "

OK

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Surrey


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior.

Because its a sex site.

Well fuck me. "

Isnt that the opposite to what the thread was on about ?

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior.

Because its a sex site.

Well fuck me. "

I'm confused now I thought you just wanted a cuppa and chat?

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By *ohnywrongunMan
over a year ago

Epping


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior."

I'm sorry,would you like to spank me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want to annoy people on the forums.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior.

Because its a sex site.

Well fuck me.

OK "

One day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just want to annoy people on the forums."

You do it very well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want to annoy people on the forums.

You do it very well "

Not well enough. You keep replying.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just want to annoy people on the forums.

You do it very well

Not well enough. You keep replying."

I'm hard to annoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want to annoy people on the forums.

You do it very well

Not well enough. You keep replying.

I'm hard to annoy"

Sarcasm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want to annoy people on the forums.

You do it very well

Not well enough. You keep replying.

I'm hard to annoy"

as opposed to men .. who are annoying when hard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just want to annoy people on the forums.

You do it very well

Not well enough. You keep replying.

I'm hard to annoy

Sarcasm?"

Do you have any??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just want to annoy people on the forums.

You do it very well

Not well enough. You keep replying.

I'm hard to annoyas opposed to men .. who are annoying when hard. "

Very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want to annoy people on the forums.

You do it very well

Not well enough. You keep replying.

I'm hard to annoy

Sarcasm?

Do you have any??"

I’m too serious for sarcasm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just want to annoy people on the forums.

You do it very well

Not well enough. You keep replying.

I'm hard to annoy

Sarcasm?

Do you have any??

I’m too serious for sarcasm."

That's what all the unfunny people say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want to annoy people on the forums.

You do it very well

Not well enough. You keep replying.

I'm hard to annoy

Sarcasm?

Do you have any??

I’m too serious for sarcasm.

That's what all the unfunny people say. "

Some say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Can I get an award and share with my folks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want to annoy people on the forums.

You do it very well

Not well enough. You keep replying.

I'm hard to annoy

Sarcasm?

Do you have any??

I’m too serious for sarcasm.

That's what all the unfunny people say. "

That’s the nicest thing anyone had ever said to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just want to annoy people on the forums.

You do it very well

Not well enough. You keep replying.

I'm hard to annoy

Sarcasm?

Do you have any??

I’m too serious for sarcasm.

That's what all the unfunny people say.

That’s the nicest thing anyone had ever said to me."

I'm super nice me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want to annoy people on the forums.

You do it very well

Not well enough. You keep replying.

I'm hard to annoy

Sarcasm?

Do you have any??

I’m too serious for sarcasm.

That's what all the unfunny people say.

That’s the nicest thing anyone had ever said to me.

I'm super nice me."

Just not nice enough to show him your tits, suck his cock or let him lick you for hours.

I'd say your being quite selective with your niceness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want to annoy people on the forums.

You do it very well

Not well enough. You keep replying.

I'm hard to annoy

Sarcasm?

Do you have any??

I’m too serious for sarcasm.

That's what all the unfunny people say.

That’s the nicest thing anyone had ever said to me.

I'm super nice me."

You really are. You’re a good egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want to annoy people on the forums.

You do it very well

Not well enough. You keep replying.

I'm hard to annoy

Sarcasm?

Do you have any??

I’m too serious for sarcasm.

That's what all the unfunny people say.

That’s the nicest thing anyone had ever said to me.

I'm super nice me.

Just not nice enough to show him your tits, suck his cock or let him lick you for hours.

I'd say your being quite selective with your niceness. "

That would technically be flashing and sexual assault because I don’t want any of those things. I hope that’s not how you be nice to people

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Shocking isn’t it OP. These filthy guys who can get hard and stay hard. What are they thinking! How dare they show there libidos.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want to annoy people on the forums.

You do it very well

Not well enough. You keep replying.

I'm hard to annoy

Sarcasm?

Do you have any??

I’m too serious for sarcasm.

That's what all the unfunny people say.

That’s the nicest thing anyone had ever said to me.

I'm super nice me.

Just not nice enough to show him your tits, suck his cock or let him lick you for hours.

I'd say your being quite selective with your niceness.

That would technically be flashing and sexual assault because I don’t want any of those things. I hope that’s not how you be nice to people "

Not if its consensual. He asks she delivers lol.

Not how I'm nice to people no. I'd get cramp on my tongue trying too lick for hours. Can Google tits anytime I want to see them. Someone to suck my cock would be nice tho. Can't have everything we want tho eh.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior."

Tbf to balance this out I have zero sex drive this evening and I don't even feel ill..

Just cba tonight. Even us men feel like that sometimes

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester


"Why do you all have such high sex drives??

I came on here expecting a nice chat, maybe a coffee. But no. It's all about the sex with you guys.

Do you want to suck my cock?

I could lick you for hours.

Come ride my cock baby.

Show us your pussy/tits/arse (delete as appropriate)

Honestly, it's shocking behavior."

Yes, utterly!! Chatted with a lovely young couple today. Completely new to swinging. Within a day of joining they'd been offered sex for money and had received over 50 "lewd" descriptive message's before changing filters as we advised..

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Give it 10 minutes OP, I’ll have a wank, suffer crushing petite mort and disgusted guilt and then hide in the lift for another week xx

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I don’t have a high sex drive. I also never mention sex in my messages. I have no c… pics. I’m older than most but, I’ve met loads of people on Fab. What am I doing wrong er right?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm upset now... I don't get those messages

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