FabSwingers.com forum: Penis transplant

By *awpleasure OP Man
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

A bloke woke up in hospital from a motorbike accident to feel relieved he was all intact. Well almost....

A doctor explained to him that his penis was badly injured and had to be removed. However, he was in luck as not only was he insured but this was the only hospital in Europe who did penis transplants.

Early days so not many to choose from he was informed. An English one average sized at £10k, Italian one £12k or a West Indian one at 8" costing £15k.

Bloke said can I think about it. Ideally I'd like to have bigger than before but I have to discuss it in detail with the wife. A 15k payout though. That's amazing.

Next day, doctor asked him so what are you having.....

Bloke said.....

A new kitchen

By *awpleasure OP Man
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

Yep I'd pay £15k for an 8" cock transplant.

I wonder if in years to come, a penis transplant would be a viable option. More chance of a head swap, Worzel Gummidge style

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep I'd pay £15k for an 8" cock transplant.

I wonder if in years to come, a penis transplant would be a viable option. More chance of a head swap, Worzel Gummidge style

Anyway I'm happy with mine. So transplant is a no go. Never been into vanity. Sorry to sound so crude. So yeah the kitchen it is.