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"you do that, il go twat my neighbour who has started a fire next door....fucking twisted firestarter "Amazingly the neighbour here isn't burning anything today! For once. | |||
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"Ill twat him for you lol" If you're in the mood for twatting people, I have a list... | |||
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"you do that, il go twat my neighbour who has started a fire next door....fucking twisted firestarter
Amazingly the neighbour here isn't burning anything today!
For once."I phoned the council using one of my comedy regional accents for anonymity!! If you get those guns fitted - hey presto - you won't need to strangle them!!  | |||
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"you do that, il go twat my neighbour who has started a fire next door....fucking twisted firestarter
Amazingly the neighbour here isn't burning anything today!
For once.
I phoned the council using one of my comedy regional accents for anonymity!!
If you get those guns fitted - hey presto - you won't need to strangle them!!
"I rang the environmental health, fuck me..NASA must be shitting themselves....so they are twats as well.  | |||
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"Can I have a twat? Whose?" Not too bothered as long as its nice to look at and doesn't spit | |||
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"Can I have a twat?You havent got one? "No I lost it  bloody thing had a mind of its own | |||
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"Can I have a twat?You havent got one?
No I lost it bloody thing had a mind of its own "Thats the thing with twats they are unpredicable.... | |||
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"Can I have a twat? Whose? Not too bothered as long as its nice to look at and doesn't spit " Nice to look at? Um... | |||
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"my daughter for loosing my bank card  "(smart arse mode: on) Where did she set it loose? (smart arse mode: off) | |||
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"my daughter for loosing my bank card "Shouldn't have been so tight with it  | |||
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"today i now wish to strangle the spelling police "She probably didn't lose it! Just wait til all those parcels from the toys'r'us website start arriving!!! | |||
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"today i now wish to strangle the spelling police "*rant rant rant rant rant* lose: opposite of find losing: opposite of finding loose: opposite of tight loosing: letting loose *rant rant rant rant rant*
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"...selfish idiots who don't move over to let you join a dual carriageway, even when the outside lane is totally empty. Where do these people get their driving licences?! I want James Bond style guns fitted to my car. That'd sort 'em out!" I wouldnt expect them to move over for me, i either accelerate to get in front or drop in behind them and then overtake However would still like the bond guns | |||
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"Can I have a twat? Whose? Not too bothered as long as its nice to look at and doesn't spit " | |||
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"...selfish idiots who don't move over to let you join a dual carriageway, even when the outside lane is totally empty. Where do these people get their driving licences?! I want James Bond style guns fitted to my car. That'd sort 'em out! I wouldnt expect them to move over for me, i either accelerate to get in front or drop in behind them and then overtake However would still like the bond guns "I did accelerate and pulled in in front (leaving space) and got repeated blasts of horn and furiously flashing lights. Knobs. Correct (and considerate) practice is to move over, where possible to allow traffic to join a dual carriageway or motorway. I never count on anyone doing it, but it ticks me off when they don't. | |||
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"...selfish idiots who don't move over to let you join a dual carriageway, even when the outside lane is totally empty. Where do these people get their driving licences?! I want James Bond style guns fitted to my car. That'd sort 'em out! I wouldnt expect them to move over for me, i either accelerate to get in front or drop in behind them and then overtake However would still like the bond guns
I did accelerate and pulled in in front (leaving space) and got repeated blasts of horn and furiously flashing lights.
Knobs.
Correct (and considerate) practice is to move over, where possible to allow traffic to join a dual carriageway or motorway. I never count on anyone doing it, but it ticks me off when they don't."should have used the rear oil slick | |||
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"...selfish idiots who don't move over to let you join a dual carriageway, even when the outside lane is totally empty. Where do these people get their driving licences?! I want James Bond style guns fitted to my car. That'd sort 'em out! I wouldnt expect them to move over for me, i either accelerate to get in front or drop in behind them and then overtake However would still like the bond guns
I did accelerate and pulled in in front (leaving space) and got repeated blasts of horn and furiously flashing lights.
Knobs.
Correct (and considerate) practice is to move over, where possible to allow traffic to join a dual carriageway or motorway. I never count on anyone doing it, but it ticks me off when they don't."Did you give them your best Mrs Bouquet wave ? | |||
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"I should have jammed the brakes on and let them write my car off. Sodding thing has been a right pain lately." yes but you have nice shoes...so hush now | |||
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"...selfish idiots who don't move over to let you join a dual carriageway, even when the outside lane is totally empty. Where do these people get their driving licences?! I want James Bond style guns fitted to my car. That'd sort 'em out! I wouldnt expect them to move over for me, i either accelerate to get in front or drop in behind them and then overtake However would still like the bond guns
I did accelerate and pulled in in front (leaving space) and got repeated blasts of horn and furiously flashing lights.
Knobs.
Correct (and considerate) practice is to move over, where possible to allow traffic to join a dual carriageway or motorway. I never count on anyone doing it, but it ticks me off when they don't."ps i thought it was best and correct practice that you give pririty to cars allready on the motorway ? | |||
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"I should have jammed the brakes on and let them write my car off. Sodding thing has been a right pain lately.yes but you have nice shoes...so hush now " Ten new pairs in the last 2 weeks
Only cheap ones, but still...
In fact 13 pairs if you count that I order two pairs each of 3 pairs of boots (the long glittery ones) to be sure I got ones that fit me.
Of course, the three pairs that are too big are going back. | |||
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"I got cut up by a Prius yesterday .. dont know which was the biggest insult! ;)" hang your head in shame young man | |||
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"I got cut up by a Prius yesterday .. dont know which was the biggest insult! ;) hang your head in shame young man "mmmm its the one time I was nearly late for a meet - I nearly followed HIM home lmao | |||
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"...selfish idiots who don't move over to let you join a dual carriageway, even when the outside lane is totally empty. Where do these people get their driving licences?! I want James Bond style guns fitted to my car. That'd sort 'em out! I wouldnt expect them to move over for me, i either accelerate to get in front or drop in behind them and then overtake However would still like the bond guns
I did accelerate and pulled in in front (leaving space) and got repeated blasts of horn and furiously flashing lights.
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Correct (and considerate) practice is to move over, where possible to allow traffic to join a dual carriageway or motorway. I never count on anyone doing it, but it ticks me off when they don't. ps i thought it was best and correct practice that you give pririty to cars allready on the motorway ?"so, do we stop on the sliproad then? till someone lets us onto the motorway??  | |||
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"I want James Bond style guns fitted to my car. That'd sort 'em out!" Kinky darling, I already have them. Mine are the 6000 round-per-minute version for getting old farts who sit in the middle lane doing 60mph, when there is a nice, CLEAR lane to their left.... often at 3am when I am trying to get to Gatwick in one piece..... Grrrrrrrrrr!!!
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"I want James Bond style guns fitted to my car. That'd sort 'em out! Kinky darling, I already have them. Mine are the 6000 round-per-minute version for getting old farts who sit in the middle lane doing 60mph, when there is a nice, CLEAR lane to their left.... often at 3am when I am trying to get to Gatwick in one piece..... Grrrrrrrrrr!!!
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"I want James Bond style guns fitted to my car. That'd sort 'em out! Kinky darling, I already have them. Mine are the 6000 round-per-minute version for getting old farts who sit in the middle lane doing 60mph, when there is a nice, CLEAR lane to their left.... often at 3am when I am trying to get to Gatwick in one piece..... Grrrrrrrrrr!!!
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They drive me round the bend too!"I am having some lettering put on my vehicle next week. I seriously considered putting 'Move to the left you ignorant c**t!!!' on the back door..... Think I might get too much attention from the boys in blue though....
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"I want James Bond style guns fitted to my car. That'd sort 'em out! Kinky darling, I already have them. Mine are the 6000 round-per-minute version for getting old farts who sit in the middle lane doing 60mph, when there is a nice, CLEAR lane to their left.... often at 3am when I am trying to get to Gatwick in one piece..... Grrrrrrrrrr!!!
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They drive me round the bend too!
I am having some lettering put on my vehicle next week. I seriously considered putting 'Move to the left you ignorant c**t!!!' on the back door..... Think I might get too much attention from the boys in blue though....
"ive got "you cant" in small letters on my motorbike reg plate and the police have tried to get me to take it off because of what they think i am trying to say !!!! unbelievable  | |||
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"I want James Bond style guns fitted to my car. That'd sort 'em out! Kinky darling, I already have them. Mine are the 6000 round-per-minute version for getting old farts who sit in the middle lane doing 60mph, when there is a nice, CLEAR lane to their left.... often at 3am when I am trying to get to Gatwick in one piece..... Grrrrrrrrrr!!!
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They drive me round the bend too!
I am having some lettering put on my vehicle next week. I seriously considered putting 'Move to the left you ignorant c**t!!!' on the back door..... Think I might get too much attention from the boys in blue though....
"I considered one of those scrolling dot matrix displays for the back of my car that could be switched on from the driver's seat. Maybe with a few pre-set options to choose from. "Move over to the left" would definitely be on there. | |||
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"I want James Bond style guns fitted to my car. That'd sort 'em out! Kinky darling, I already have them. Mine are the 6000 round-per-minute version for getting old farts who sit in the middle lane doing 60mph, when there is a nice, CLEAR lane to their left.... often at 3am when I am trying to get to Gatwick in one piece..... Grrrrrrrrrr!!!
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They drive me round the bend too!
I am having some lettering put on my vehicle next week. I seriously considered putting 'Move to the left you ignorant c**t!!!' on the back door..... Think I might get too much attention from the boys in blue though....
I considered one of those scrolling dot matrix displays for the back of my car that could be switched on from the driver's seat. Maybe with a few pre-set options to choose from. "Move over to the left" would definitely be on there."I looked into that (genuinely!) and, unless you happen to be driving a Volvo V70 T5 Police car, you'll get nicked for it!!! They want to keep all the fun for themselves, rotten gits
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"have you passed your test ? what did it say about it in the code ? "yes and no | |||
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"have you passed your test ? what did it say about it in the code ?
yes and no "Can you please send me a schedule of where your likely to be driving each week so i can make sure that i am not in the vicinity | |||
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"Actually I feel the opposite, it annoys me that people coming down a slip road, that clearly has Give Way white dotted lines across it, think they have the right to make me, who has the right of way on a motorway or dual carriageway, take avoiding action to move over to get out of their way. It's for them to give way not me, or it certainly was when I passed my test 35 years ago and still is as far as I know. " | |||
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"Actually I feel the opposite, it annoys me that people coming down a slip road, that clearly has Give Way white dotted lines across it, think they have the right to make me, who has the right of way on a motorway or dual carriageway, take avoiding action to move over to get out of their way. It's for them to give way not me, or it certainly was when I passed my test 35 years ago and still is as far as I know. "
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"Actually I feel the opposite, it annoys me that people coming down a slip road, that clearly has Give Way white dotted lines across it, think they have the right to make me, who has the right of way on a motorway or dual carriageway, take avoiding action to move over to get out of their way. It's for them to give way not me, or it certainly was when I passed my test 35 years ago and still is as far as I know. "So you'd expect them to stop on a sliproad rather than move over into a completely empty lane to allow them to join the carriageway safely? Nice attitude.
I don't barge in and make others brake or swerve but, and it is a big but, the highway code does say traffic on a motorway has priority but it also says to use a sliproad to accelerate to the speed of the traffic on the motorway in order to join it.
Once one has reached that speed, possibly with other traffic behind having done the same, it is a bit difficult to suddenly stop and wait because cars on the carriageway already are driving too close together for there to be a gap to safely move into, and everybody decides to exercise their right of way rather than move temporarily into an empty lane to allow them to merge in.
I'm definitely not advocating barging in and causing other traffic to take evasive action.
When someone does wish to join the carriageway and accelerates to do so (safely and with plenty of room) ahead of another driver who decided not to move over, that driver should not then have a hissy fit of horn and flashing lights because somebody dared to join the road ahead of them.
Personally I prefer to drive with consideration of fellow road users, allowing people to join motorways, exit junctions and make turns where it is safe and appropriate to do so, rather than stubbornly insisting on asserting my right of way. Maybe that's just me though. Certainly with some of the behaviour I've observed from other drivers and the attitudes expressed on here, I'm starting to wonder.
Some people seem to regard allowing other traffic on to a road as somehow losing their place in a queue, even when traffic is flowing freely. Personally I think traffic moves better, and everyone is more likely to reach their destination more quickly and more safely when everyone drives with awareness and consideration for others. | |||
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"Actually I feel the opposite, it annoys me that people coming down a slip road, that clearly has Give Way white dotted lines across it, think they have the right to make me, who has the right of way on a motorway or dual carriageway, take avoiding action to move over to get out of their way. It's for them to give way not me, or it certainly was when I passed my test 35 years ago and still is as far as I know. " | |||
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"Actually I feel the opposite, it annoys me that people coming down a slip road, that clearly has Give Way white dotted lines across it, think they have the right to make me, who has the right of way on a motorway or dual carriageway, take avoiding action to move over to get out of their way. It's for them to give way not me, or it certainly was when I passed my test 35 years ago and still is as far as I know.
So you'd expect them to stop on a sliproad rather than move over into a completely empty lane to allow them to join the carriageway safely? Nice attitude.
I don't barge in and make others brake or swerve but, and it is a big but, the highway code does say traffic on a motorway has priority but it also says to use a sliproad to accelerate to the speed of the traffic on the motorway in order to join it.
Once one has reached that speed, possibly with other traffic behind having done the same, it is a bit difficult to suddenly stop and wait because cars on the carriageway already are driving too close together for there to be a gap to safely move into, and everybody decides to exercise their right of way rather than move temporarily into an empty lane to allow them to merge in.
I'm definitely not advocating barging in and causing other traffic to take evasive action.
When someone does wish to join the carriageway and accelerates to do so (safely and with plenty of room) ahead of another driver who decided not to move over, that driver should not then have a hissy fit of horn and flashing lights because somebody dared to join the road ahead of them.
Personally I prefer to drive with consideration of fellow road users, allowing people to join motorways, exit junctions and make turns where it is safe and appropriate to do so, rather than stubbornly insisting on asserting my right of way. Maybe that's just me though. Certainly with some of the behaviour I've observed from other drivers and the attitudes expressed on here, I'm starting to wonder.
Some people seem to regard allowing other traffic on to a road as somehow losing their place in a queue, even when traffic is flowing freely. Personally I think traffic moves better, and everyone is more likely to reach their destination more quickly and more safely when everyone drives with awareness and consideration for others."after your reasoned argument ive now changed my mind and now think that we should all be allowed to hurtle down the motorway slip road and others should get of our way, | |||
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"Ah yes, I'd forgotten that driving is all about a testosterone fuelled need to assert one's right to the road and that driving is some sort of competition over who can be at the front. "blimey do you know me ? | |||
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"And I stand by my original post that refusing to move into a completely empty lane to allow another driver to more easily join a road, is selfish." you can stand by what you want as long as you accept that the laws say that motorway traffic has the right of way and its up to you to filter in safely | |||
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"I would like to strangle my neighbour who at 11.07 am is pissed and shouting at his son (again) when my poor hubby is trying to sleep after a very long nightshift. At least his music is not on today !!!!! "seriously you cant live like that its not fair, speak to someone or get the boys round to have a word lifes to short to put up with that kind of nuisance | |||
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"And I stand by my original post that refusing to move into a completely empty lane to allow another driver to more easily join a road, is selfish. you can stand by what you want as long as you accept that the laws say that motorway traffic has the right of way and its up to you to filter in safely" Hang on a sec, I never said it's not up to me to join the road safely. What I said is that it's inconsiderate not to move over when possible. Different things entirely. I'm considerate towards other road users and it annoys me when others behave selfishly. I'm actually willing to bet in real life, on actual roads, inconsiderate behaviour towards you annoys you too. | |||
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"And I stand by my original post that refusing to move into a completely empty lane to allow another driver to more easily join a road, is selfish. you can stand by what you want as long as you accept that the laws say that motorway traffic has the right of way and its up to you to filter in safely Hang on a sec, I never said it's not up to me to join the road safely. What I said is that it's inconsiderate not to move over when possible. Different things entirely. I'm considerate towards other road users and it annoys me when others behave selfishly. I'm actually willing to bet in real life, on actual roads, inconsiderate behaviour towards you annoys you too." not at all i have a little wry smile, polish my halo and preceed on my way | |||
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"I wish to strangle everyone that posts inconsiderately, butting in when I am about to make a point and not merging when they should." Existing posters on a thread have right of way dontchaknow? It's up to those joining the thread to match their opinions with those already on the thread in order to join in safely. | |||
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"Actually I feel the opposite, it annoys me that people coming down a slip road, that clearly has Give Way white dotted lines across it, think they have the right to make me, who has the right of way on a motorway or dual carriageway, take avoiding action to move over to get out of their way. It's for them to give way not me, or it certainly was when I passed my test 35 years ago and still is as far as I know. "
I agree with you, massively. I am reading what people are saying on the other side of the fence and the conviction with which they are wallowing in the wrong, fills me with great trepidation. Give way is simply that! GIVE WAY not anything else.
During my lessons, I was taught a simple trick: HOLD BACK. It used to work years ago; and guess what, it still does. I am willing to teach this simple trick to anyone who wants to know. I will take nought for payment as long as you own a licence of some sorts. | |||
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