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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm an electrician. Have been pretty much all my life since leaving school.

But I was wondering, how many construction/trades men/women are there here on Fab? Doctors, lawyers, teachers, shop workers, office personnel, car mechanics, ect?

You don't have to say who you are, just what you do for a living. I know we have quite a lot of office staff here(well I've recently received a lot of stick from the buggers).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never ask anyone what they do for a living and don't like being asked myself.

In India its like the second question they ask

1) How are you?

2) What do you do?

3) Why aren't you married

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I never ask anyone what they do for a living and don't like being asked myself.

In India its like the second question they ask

1) How are you?

2) What do you do?

3) Why aren't you married

"

Wrong answer again. To the back of the class.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

This is going so well . . .

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

Nobody else's business what anyone else does for a living. And if you get stick from certain types of workers you might like to reflect on why that is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is going so well . . ."

This isn't a criptic puzzle. It's not rocket science. Answer the question or Nora will spank you... To death.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"Nobody else's business what anyone else does for a living. And if you get stick from certain types of workers you might like to reflect on why that is. "

I so want to answer that . . . . .

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"Nobody else's business what anyone else does for a living. And if you get stick from certain types of workers you might like to reflect on why that is.

I so want to answer that . . . . .

It's a forum do it "

I've been banned once already

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nobody else's business what anyone else does for a living. And if you get stick from certain types of workers you might like to reflect on why that is.

I so want to answer that . . . . .

It's a forum do it "

I know their such a bunch of whimps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, I'll get accused of sitting at home wanking all day by the OP, couldn't be further from the truth but never mind.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"

You don't have to say who you are, just what you do for a living."

Sometimes saying what you do for a living pretty much says who you are though.

So I'll pass on both, apart from a simple 'I'm self employed'.

And couldn't give a monkey's if that's 'the wrong answer'.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t say what I do on a public forum because it would be quite easy to identify me if I did.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Nah, I'll get accused of sitting at home wanking all day by the OP, couldn't be further from the truth but never mind."

Are you a stay at home wanker*?

*Apologies, autocarrot. Should say worker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah, I'll get accused of sitting at home wanking all day by the OP, couldn't be further from the truth but never mind.

Are you a stay at home wanker*?

*Apologies, autocarrot. Should say worker "

Are you on a phone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn’t say what I do on a public forum because it would be quite easy to identify me if I did."

Hello Boris.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Nah, I'll get accused of sitting at home wanking all day by the OP, couldn't be further from the truth but never mind.

Are you a stay at home wanker*?

*Apologies, autocarrot. Should say worker

Are you on a phone? "

I am indeed. I do have fat fingers though

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"Nah, I'll get accused of sitting at home wanking all day by the OP, couldn't be further from the truth but never mind.

Are you a stay at home wanker*?

*Apologies, autocarrot. Should say worker "

Autocorrect is for aunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn’t say what I do on a public forum because it would be quite easy to identify me if I did.

Hello Boris. "

I’m a bit too Northern for his liking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Okay can we contain the drama and all do our homework please. This is getting out hand now. Not quite going to plan.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"Nah, I'll get accused of sitting at home wanking all day by the OP, couldn't be further from the truth but never mind.

Are you a stay at home wanker*?

*Apologies, autocarrot. Should say worker

Are you on a phone?

I am indeed. I do have fat fingers though

It's quite common on here oddly enough "

Fat fingers next to a Sky remote or a lynx can?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn’t say what I do on a public forum because it would be quite easy to identify me if I did.

Hello Boris.

I’m a bit too Northern for his liking."

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Nah, I'll get accused of sitting at home wanking all day by the OP, couldn't be further from the truth but never mind.

Are you a stay at home wanker*?

*Apologies, autocarrot. Should say worker

Are you on a phone?

I am indeed. I do have fat fingers though

It's quite common on here oddly enough "

I'd win a fattest finger first competition. Hands down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/06/22 19:49:00]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Job Title Removed by poster at 03/06/22 19:49:00]"

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"[Job Title Removed by poster at 03/06/22 19:49:00]"

Ah.

He's obviously a removals man.

Or an editor.

Or a magician that makes things disappear......

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nah, I'll get accused of sitting at home wanking all day by the OP, couldn't be further from the truth but never mind."

Good man. But Musk wants you back in the office/sorry workshop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Job Title Removed by poster at 03/06/22 19:49:00]

Ah.

He's obviously a removals man.

Or an editor.

Or a magician that makes things disappear......

A"

Or a dentist.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"[Job Title Removed by poster at 03/06/22 19:49:00]

Ah.

He's obviously a removals man.

Or an editor.

Or a magician that makes things disappear......

A

Or a dentist."

Bugger - missed that one.

He could be a Tory MP?

They're really good at making things disappear.

Billions of pounds of tax payers money, manifesto promises, the Russian report, any semblance of credibility..........

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Job Title Removed by poster at 03/06/22 19:49:00]

Ah.

He's obviously a removals man.

Or an editor.

Or a magician that makes things disappear......

A

Or a dentist.

Bugger - missed that one.

He could be a Tory MP?

They're really good at making things disappear.

Billions of pounds of tax payers money, manifesto promises, the Russian report, any semblance of credibility..........

A"

You’ve cracked it. He’s Priti Patel. She’s good at making people disappear.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"[Job Title Removed by poster at 03/06/22 19:49:00]

Ah.

He's obviously a removals man.

Or an editor.

Or a magician that makes things disappear......

A

Or a dentist.

Bugger - missed that one.

He could be a Tory MP?

They're really good at making things disappear.

Billions of pounds of tax payers money, manifesto promises, the Russian report, any semblance of credibility..........

A

You’ve cracked it. He’s Priti Patel. She’s good at making people disappear."

And today's comment winner is........

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roadside technician.

Have been for the past 18 years, before that, apprentice at Audi.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Roadside technician.

Have been for the past 18 years, before that, apprentice at Audi. "

Ahhh you're a car mechanic. I wanted to be a car mechanic before I left school. I did it for a short while weekends at a archway garage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm an electrician. Have been pretty much all my life since leaving school.

But I was wondering, how many construction/trades men/women are there here on Fab? Doctors, lawyers, teachers, shop workers, office personnel, car mechanics, ect?

You don't have to say who you are, just what you do for a living. I know we have quite a lot of office staff here(well I've recently received a lot of stick from the buggers). "

A sparky then...how the hell are you still alive?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm an electrician. Have been pretty much all my life since leaving school.

But I was wondering, how many construction/trades men/women are there here on Fab? Doctors, lawyers, teachers, shop workers, office personnel, car mechanics, ect?

You don't have to say who you are, just what you do for a living. I know we have quite a lot of office staff here(well I've recently received a lot of stick from the buggers).

A sparky then...how the hell are you still alive?

"

What do you do? It's not a difficult or scary question that is life threatening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm an electrician. Have been pretty much all my life since leaving school.

But I was wondering, how many construction/trades men/women are there here on Fab? Doctors, lawyers, teachers, shop workers, office personnel, car mechanics, ect?

You don't have to say who you are, just what you do for a living. I know we have quite a lot of office staff here(well I've recently received a lot of stick from the buggers).

A sparky then...how the hell are you still alive?

What do you do? It's not a difficult or scary question that is life threatening. "

What do I do...you are not going to believe it but, I have a career and a profession (:

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a mechanic.

Correct title is roadside technician / recovery operative.

It covers a broad spectrum, I can get your car going, get in your car within 20 seconds or tow it away with out even unlocking it.

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

I would be contravening the Official Secrets Act if I told you what I did. But I have a big mop of blonde hair, you see me on telly often and I used to be Mayor of London! I’m also a self-confessed authority on Greek and Roman history and you chaps seem to not like me much at the mo, but my government is all about progress! We got Brexit done and all I want to say is Party? What Party? I’m not just at the head of a party I’m ruddy Prime Minister thank you very much! So be upstanding and drink a toast to Britain! Cheers!

Love,

Bozzerz!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play i work in audit and loss prevention

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Oops I might have just given myself away to one or two of you brainy folks there! Ah, Brrrrr! Never mind! Priti, how do you delete these ruddy messages? I don’t want Keir to read them! You know he‘s always perving on this site!

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley


"I would be contravening the Official Secrets Act if I told you what I did. But I have a big mop of blonde hair, you see me on telly often and I used to be Mayor of London! I’m also a self-confessed authority on Greek and Roman history and you chaps seem to not like me much at the mo, but my government is all about progress! We got Brexit done and all I want to say is Party? What Party? I’m not just at the head of a party I’m ruddy Prime Minister thank you very much! So be upstanding and drink a toast to Britain! Cheers!

Love,

Bozzerz! "

Blimey Bozzerz got a lot fitter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oops I might have just given myself away to one or two of you brainy folks there! Ah, Brrrrr! Never mind! Priti, how do you delete these ruddy messages? I don’t want Keir to read them! You know he‘s always perving on this site! "

So you work in government?

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne


"I would be contravening the Official Secrets Act if I told you what I did. But I have a big mop of blonde hair, you see me on telly often and I used to be Mayor of London! I’m also a self-confessed authority on Greek and Roman history and you chaps seem to not like me much at the mo, but my government is all about progress! We got Brexit done and all I want to say is Party? What Party? I’m not just at the head of a party I’m ruddy Prime Minister thank you very much! So be upstanding and drink a toast to Britain! Cheers!

Love,

Bozzerz!

Blimey Bozzerz got a lot fitter."

Thanks, Carrie says so too!

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne


"Oops I might have just given myself away to one or two of you brainy folks there! Ah, Brrrrr! Never mind! Priti, how do you delete these ruddy messages? I don’t want Keir to read them! You know he‘s always perving on this site!

So you work in government? "

No, heavens no, I um… er… work in a quiet little village in the centre of London called Westminster. You might not have heard of it! Just got a nice little green where we can play a little cricket and a few old buildings! Very modest really! Well I say work… I don’t really work you see! I just… um… say whatever people advise me to say, and whatever I say, they do… and… erm… that’s how the country progresses! Simple really!

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By *yourselfMan
over a year ago

Heworth

I'm a rocket scientist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah, I'll get accused of sitting at home wanking all day by the OP, couldn't be further from the truth but never mind.

Are you a stay at home wanker*?

*Apologies, autocarrot. Should say worker "

I'm actually an Engineer keeping the British public topped up with electricity and developing green fuels technology for the net zero goal.

I'm sure OP will read that as stay at home tv wanker

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne


"Oops I might have just given myself away to one or two of you brainy folks there! Ah, Brrrrr! Never mind! Priti, how do you delete these ruddy messages? I don’t want Keir to read them! You know he‘s always perving on this site!

So you work in government? "

And Ssssssssshhhhhhhhh! If anyone tells Teresa I’m here she’ll spank me again like she did last time - Carrie said how sore my backside was afterwards! She was shocked and thought T might have enjoyed it! I can’t have that again! A humiliation too far!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would be contravening the Official Secrets Act if I told you what I did. But I have a big mop of blonde hair, you see me on telly often and I used to be Mayor of London! I’m also a self-confessed authority on Greek and Roman history and you chaps seem to not like me much at the mo, but my government is all about progress! We got Brexit done and all I want to say is Party? What Party? I’m not just at the head of a party I’m ruddy Prime Minister thank you very much! So be upstanding and drink a toast to Britain! Cheers!

Love,

Bozzerz!

Blimey Bozzerz got a lot fitter.

Thanks, Carrie says so too! "

Don't you know the 'golden rule of Fab'? 'What happens in Fab stays in Fab'!

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By *eviathon11000Man
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

Currently, a barista!

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne


"Nah, I'll get accused of sitting at home wanking all day by the OP, couldn't be further from the truth but never mind.

Are you a stay at home wanker*?

*Apologies, autocarrot. Should say worker

I'm actually an Engineer keeping the British public topped up with electricity and developing green fuels technology for the net zero goal.

I'm sure OP will read that as stay at home tv wanker "

Well, I’m not entirely sure he’s figured out who I am yet so I reckon you’re right!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh that's the secret act of Fab. It's highly secure (sexually).

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne


"I would be contravening the Official Secrets Act if I told you what I did. But I have a big mop of blonde hair, you see me on telly often and I used to be Mayor of London! I’m also a self-confessed authority on Greek and Roman history and you chaps seem to not like me much at the mo, but my government is all about progress! We got Brexit done and all I want to say is Party? What Party? I’m not just at the head of a party I’m ruddy Prime Minister thank you very much! So be upstanding and drink a toast to Britain! Cheers!

Love,

Bozzerz!

Blimey Bozzerz got a lot fitter.

Thanks, Carrie says so too!

Don't you know the 'golden rule of Fab'? 'What happens in Fab stays in Fab'! "

That’s not very reassuring when half of Whitehall are already here!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Freelance I.T. I've been in that industry since I was 17.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a mild mannered reporter who purely by coincidence looks like someone that is a super crime fighter except that I wear glasses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Freelance I.T. I've been in that industry since I was 17."

Ooooh can I ask your advice. What is the strongest WiFi modem that stretches over 50m? It's a long story.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m a mild mannered reporter who purely by coincidence looks like someone that is a super crime fighter except that I wear glasses. "

Forensics?

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne


"Freelance I.T. I've been in that industry since I was 17.

Ooooh can I ask your advice. What is the strongest WiFi modem that stretches over 50m? It's a long story. "

That’s one very stretchy modem! Do you mean the length of its cable stretches over 50m or perhaps its signal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in a charity organisation working on referrals but I've gone back to working in an office government related. Bitterly regret the change

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I left work in 1995 to have a baby and never went back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm an electrician. Have been pretty much all my life since leaving school.

But I was wondering, how many construction/trades men/women are there here on Fab? Doctors, lawyers, teachers, shop workers, office personnel, car mechanics, ect?

You don't have to say who you are, just what you do for a living. I know we have quite a lot of office staff here(well I've recently received a lot of stick from the buggers). "

Office work, my role is administrative

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Freelance I.T. I've been in that industry since I was 17.

Ooooh can I ask your advice. What is the strongest WiFi modem that stretches over 50m? It's a long story.

That’s one very stretchy modem! Do you mean the length of its cable stretches over 50m or perhaps its signal? "

Signal. Why? Have you got any suggestions?

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

I'm in a very niche part of the motorcycle industry. I generally tell people I sell a few motorcycle parts for a living.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Oops I might have just given myself away to one or two of you brainy folks there! Ah, Brrrrr! Never mind! Priti, how do you delete these ruddy messages? I don’t want Keir to read them! You know he‘s always perving on this site! "

I saw that in my head as his Spitting Image puppet.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Nah, I'll get accused of sitting at home wanking all day by the OP, couldn't be further from the truth but never mind.

Are you a stay at home wanker*?

*Apologies, autocarrot. Should say worker

I'm actually an Engineer keeping the British public topped up with electricity and developing green fuels technology for the net zero goal.

I'm sure OP will read that as stay at home tv wanker "

Net zero goal? I think Man Utd already invented that...

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I calibrate the tools used to calibrate tire pressure machines

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Ramp Agent.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I calibrate the tools used to calibrate tire pressure machines "

Who calibrates the tool used to calibrate the tool used to calibrate the tyre pressure machine, eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I calibrate the tools used to calibrate tire pressure machines "

Technician

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remind people that I’m not a Vet who specialises in feline care!!! I’m a Pussy inspector damn it!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I remind people that I’m not a Vet who specialises in feline care!!! I’m a Pussy inspector damn it!!!!! "

So you're a veterinarian? You help cats and dogs, pigeons, and all animals? You must be good with animals then. Nothing to be ashamed of.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I'm a jack of all trades in my job.... I tell you if you look good in something and how it will help, how to insert and take out something from a particular body part, qualified to look into another body part and soon to be qualified on how to improve how a certain body part works

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"I would be contravening the Official Secrets Act if I told you what I did. But I have a big mop of blonde hair, you see me on telly often and I used to be Mayor of London! I’m also a self-confessed authority on Greek and Roman history and you chaps seem to not like me much at the mo, but my government is all about progress! We got Brexit done and all I want to say is Party? What Party? I’m not just at the head of a party I’m ruddy Prime Minister thank you very much! So be upstanding and drink a toast to Britain! Cheers!

Love,

Bozzerz! "

Isn't it against the law to tell people you've signed the official secrets act?

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

I work in retail the mans department

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I get paid to spend a lot of company money - about £150k per month - to keep things working.

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By *mwirralMan
over a year ago

wirral


"I never ask anyone what they do for a living and don't like being asked myself.

In India its like the second question they ask

1) How are you?

2) What do you do?

3) Why aren't you married

"

When I lived in Asia the 1st question always seemed to be how much do you earn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Street corner prostitute

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Street corner prostitute"
is it classed as an outdoor or indoor profession

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I work in retail the mans department "

Suits you, sir!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I get paid to spend a lot of company money - about £150k per month - to keep things working."
.

I just read your profile. Wow so interesting. My sister went to boarding school and one her friends dad works in the music industry. He said you can have some one who can't sing or a bad voice yet with modern technology they will sound amazing. The music industry.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"I work in retail the mans department

Suits you, sir!"

yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would be contravening the Official Secrets Act if I told you what I did. But I have a big mop of blonde hair, you see me on telly often and I used to be Mayor of London! I’m also a self-confessed authority on Greek and Roman history and you chaps seem to not like me much at the mo, but my government is all about progress! We got Brexit done and all I want to say is Party? What Party? I’m not just at the head of a party I’m ruddy Prime Minister thank you very much! So be upstanding and drink a toast to Britain! Cheers!

Love,

Bozzerz!

Isn't it against the law to tell people you've signed the official secrets act?"

He's used to breaking the law and getting away with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Street corner prostituteis it classed as an outdoor or indoor profession "

guessing OP will be asking about earnings next? how much?

me luv u long time

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Street corner prostituteis it classed as an outdoor or indoor profession

guessing OP will be asking about earnings next? how much?

me luv u long time"

and are you paying income tax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Street corner prostituteis it classed as an outdoor or indoor profession

guessing OP will be asking about earnings next? how much?

me luv u long time"

One dollah?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Street corner prostituteis it classed as an outdoor or indoor profession

guessing OP will be asking about earnings next? how much?

me luv u long timeand are you paying income tax "

no Vat no money back no guarantee

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Street corner prostituteis it classed as an outdoor or indoor profession

guessing OP will be asking about earnings next? how much?

me luv u long timeand are you paying income tax

no Vat no money back no guarantee "

but guaranteed fun

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe


"I get paid to spend a lot of company money - about £150k per month - to keep things working..

I just read your profile. Wow so interesting. My sister went to boarding school and one her friends dad works in the music industry. He said you can have some one who can't sing or a bad voice yet with modern technology they will sound amazing. The music industry. "

The music industry is not my "day job". The music industry is something I actually enjoy doing, and I give my time up freely for the pleasure of doing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Street corner prostituteis it classed as an outdoor or indoor profession

guessing OP will be asking about earnings next? how much?

me luv u long time

One dollah?"

No, each you 15 dollar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Street corner prostituteis it classed as an outdoor or indoor profession

guessing OP will be asking about earnings next? how much?

me luv u long timeand are you paying income tax

no Vat no money back no guarantee but guaranteed fun "

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Street corner prostituteis it classed as an outdoor or indoor profession

guessing OP will be asking about earnings next? how much?

me luv u long time

One dollah?

No, each you 15 dollar. "

how many can you see at one time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Street corner prostituteis it classed as an outdoor or indoor profession

guessing OP will be asking about earnings next? how much?

me luv u long time

One dollah?

No, each you 15 dollar. how many can you see at one time "

only have two holes so max. five, which I’ll leave it to your imagination to work out the how

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"I know their such a bunch of whimps!"

Aren't you the same person who said lazy spelling and bad grammar was one of your big pet hates?

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Isn't it against the law to tell people you've signed the official secrets act?"

I'm afraid I can't tell you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Street corner prostituteis it classed as an outdoor or indoor profession

guessing OP will be asking about earnings next? how much?

me luv u long time

One dollah?

No, each you 15 dollar. how many can you see at one time

only have two holes so max. five, which I’ll leave it to your imagination to work out the how"

What you can take 5 customers at one sit in? I'm being serious and curious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Street corner prostituteis it classed as an outdoor or indoor profession

guessing OP will be asking about earnings next? how much?

me luv u long time

One dollah?

No, each you 15 dollar. how many can you see at one time

only have two holes so max. five, which I’ll leave it to your imagination to work out the how

What you can take 5 customers at one sit in? I'm being serious and curious. "

don’t wish to corrupt your mind, since you seem like a nice guy and innocent to be spoilt by a slapper like me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Street corner prostituteis it classed as an outdoor or indoor profession

guessing OP will be asking about earnings next? how much?

me luv u long time

One dollah?

No, each you 15 dollar. how many can you see at one time

only have two holes so max. five, which I’ll leave it to your imagination to work out the how

What you can take 5 customers at one sit in? I'm being serious and curious.

don’t wish to corrupt your mind, since you seem like a nice guy and innocent to be spoilt by a slapper like me "

Really? Take me to your leader!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Street corner prostituteis it classed as an outdoor or indoor profession

guessing OP will be asking about earnings next? how much?

me luv u long time

One dollah?

No, each you 15 dollar. how many can you see at one time

only have two holes so max. five, which I’ll leave it to your imagination to work out the how

What you can take 5 customers at one sit in? I'm being serious and curious.

don’t wish to corrupt your mind, since you seem like a nice guy and innocent to be spoilt by a slapper like me

Really? Take me to your leader! "

don’t have one since they always seem to get a bit too carried away with their extreme fetishes which just isn’t for me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Street corner prostituteis it classed as an outdoor or indoor profession

guessing OP will be asking about earnings next? how much?

me luv u long time

One dollah?

No, each you 15 dollar. how many can you see at one time

only have two holes so max. five, which I’ll leave it to your imagination to work out the how

What you can take 5 customers at one sit in? I'm being serious and curious.

don’t wish to corrupt your mind, since you seem like a nice guy and innocent to be spoilt by a slapper like me

Really? Take me to your leader!

don’t have one since they always seem to get a bit too carried away with their extreme fetishes which just isn’t for me..."

Was is for you? I'm not a mind reader.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’m generally more interested what people do when they aren’t working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a mechanic.

Correct title is roadside technician / recovery operative.

It covers a broad spectrum, I can get your car going, get in your car within 20 seconds or tow it away with out even unlocking it. "

That's really cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm an electrician. Have been pretty much all my life since leaving school.

But I was wondering, how many construction/trades men/women are there here on Fab? Doctors, lawyers, teachers, shop workers, office personnel, car mechanics, ect?

You don't have to say who you are, just what you do for a living. I know we have quite a lot of office staff here(well I've recently received a lot of stick from the buggers). "

I do fuck all when wfh. I'm office staff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a picker

I'm a grinner

I'm a lover

And I'm a sinner.

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