FabSwingers.com forum: Cheesy chat up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just been flirting with my FWB and I have to admit the cheesiest lines just seem to come out of nowhere

What's the cheesiest line you've heard or used ....don't be shy let the world know

What happens in Jubalee weekend stays in Jubalee weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just been flirting with my FWB and I have to admit the cheesiest lines just seem to come out of nowhere

What's the cheesiest line you've heard or used ....don't be shy let the world know

What happens in Jubalee weekend stays in Jubalee weekend

* Jubilee...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were your clothes 50% off? They would be 100% off at my place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If being sexy Was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

What's the cheesiest line you've heard or used ....don't be shy let the world know

You must be made of cheese.

Because you're looking Gouda tonight!

Will you brie mine?

Are you a pizza?

Cos I wanna spread my cheese all over you......

You know what you and swiss cheese have in common?

Both have holes I wanna eat

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By *intsizedpocketrocketsCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

"Were your clothes 50% off? They would be 100% off at my place."

Top effort there

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Good evening would you mind if I could borrowed your shoe? Her why do you want my shoe? Him I need something to break the ice!!

Hi, my name is.........

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By *intsizedpocketrocketsCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

What's the cheesiest line you've heard or used ....don't be shy let the world know

You must be made of cheese.

Because you're looking Gouda tonight!

Will you brie mine?

Are you a pizza?

Cos I wanna spread my cheese all over you......

You know what you and swiss cheese have in common?

Both have holes I wanna eat

Food related flirting really gets me going

L x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t use cheesy chat up lines. I don’t think they are grate or mature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would use cheesey chat up lines Caerphilly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That dress looks good on you but it look better on my floor

Secretly in my head I was thinking it would look better on me ha ha

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on earth, hasnt stood (or woken up) next to you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the cheesiest line you've heard or used ....don't be shy let the world know

You must be made of cheese.

Because you're looking Gouda tonight!

Will you brie mine?

Are you a pizza?

Cos I wanna spread my cheese all over you......

You know what you and swiss cheese have in common?

Both have holes I wanna eat

Food related flirting really gets me going

L x

You and me both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask her if she knows the difference between kfc and a blow job. When she says no, you say come here and I will show you lol

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By *askedMaster95Man
over a year ago

Swinton

Have you got spanners for eyes?

Every time you look at me, my nuts tighten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want a ride on my boat ( think Cockney rhyme ‘n’ slang)?

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"I would love to get in your panties"

"You would?"

"Yeah, I've just peed mine!"

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By *entDomMan
over a year ago

Paddock Wood, Kent

"Just been flirting with my FWB and I have to admit the cheesiest lines just seem to come out of nowhere

What's the cheesiest line you've heard or used ....don't be shy let the world know

What happens in Jubalee weekend stays in Jubalee weekend

* Jubilee...

Yes, isn't a jubilee a scouting term

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By *entDomMan
over a year ago

Paddock Wood, Kent

One on Tik Tok the other day a girl said

"Why don't you come round and eat something my mother made...

Me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can't brie-lieve how pretty you are

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By *entDomMan
over a year ago

Paddock Wood, Kent

"I dreamt about you last night"

"Did you"?

"No you wouldn't let me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try save the cheese for others its just off milk but apparently it does make your tits grow

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Just been flirting with my FWB and I have to admit the cheesiest lines just seem to come out of nowhere

What's the cheesiest line you've heard or used ....don't be shy let the world know

What happens in Jubalee weekend stays in Jubalee weekend

* Jubilee...

Yes, isn't a jubilee a scouting term

Do you mean jamboree?

Or do I need to visit urban dictionary?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Something about my legs being like an Oreo cookie... And licking out the filling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something about my legs being like an Oreo cookie... And licking out the filling

Oh my word

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By *apden75Man
over a year ago

dundee

Hi my nickname is coffee

I am dark, strong and will keep you awake all night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m here for a Gouda time not a long time

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