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Amber Heard is a good looking lass, so ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.. would you* gents?

I reckon I would* but tell her my name was Steve. From Middlesbrough.

(*put your winkle up her lady bits. And tweak her nipples like a radio tuner. I reckon she’d be into some mad, crazy shagging personally. Worth it as long as you could get away quickly, safely and anonymously)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ok hun?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You ok hun?

"

Anyone seen my meds?

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston


"You ok hun?

"

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


".. would you* gents?

I reckon I would* but tell her my name was Steve. From Middlesbrough.

(*put your winkle up her lady bits. And tweak her nipples like a radio tuner. I reckon she’d be into some mad, crazy shagging personally. Worth it as long as you could get away quickly, safely and anonymously)

"

Like a girl off of PoF? Catch and release?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Just don’t leave her alone in your bed (what no poop emoji)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever heard the phrase don't stick your dick in crazy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like fuck id rather put my cock in a bear trap coated in rabies and ebola than give her the glory or the fuck of her life

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"Ever heard the phrase don't stick your dick in crazy?"

Sometimes crazy doesnt materialise until after the dick sticking though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From what I hear

When guys leave their wives the wives almost always turn into Ambers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh this thread is sponsored by #MeToo and #BeKind. I know, I know, I’m a fucking hypocrite!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"From what I hear

When guys leave their wives the wives almost always turn into Ambers

"

Not all of us some are just happy he’s no longer in our space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ugly on the inside? Then no

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The only thing that went against Amber Heard is that she defamed J. Depp.

Now if she shagged any of you lot ....... yeah .... then i'd say crazy.

Even then ...... crazies have standards!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only thing that went against Amber Heard is that she defamed J. Depp.

Now if she shagged any of you lot ....... yeah .... then i'd say crazy.

Even then ...... crazies have standards!"

I definitely would* (*you know the radio tuning, winkle : lady bits thing), as I say she’s a good looking lass. But yeah, even I don’t think she’s *that* loopy that she’d shag a podgy, greying randomer nobody from England. My bank balance isn’t big enough for starters, but a podgy, greying, randomer nobody can dream, can’t they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Careful during foreplay fellas.. you might lose a finger.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I’ve got to say I wouldn’t let her stay round. I love my dogs and I would hate for her to blame an “accident” on them.

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By *m3232Man
over a year ago

maidenhead


"Ever heard the phrase don't stick your dick in crazy?"

Lol spot on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".. would you* gents?

I reckon I would* but tell her my name was Steve. From Middlesbrough.

(*put your winkle up her lady bits. And tweak her nipples like a radio tuner. I reckon she’d be into some mad, crazy shagging personally. Worth it as long as you could get away quickly, safely and anonymously)

"

Make sure you have a Kylie on the bed for when she shits in it.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Ever heard the phrase don't stick your dick in crazy?"

Tbh I've probably put it in crazier than Amber at times in my life.

And I'm sure plenty of people on here (of both sexes) have had random, one off encounters with people that they realised weren't going to be repeat occurrences once they'd parted ways, due to a hint of batshit.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crazy people are always good in bed so I would.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local


"Ever heard the phrase don't stick your dick in crazy?"

I always heard the crazy ones are the best.

Admittedly that was from one of the crazy ones.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

Hah. Jinx.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Nah if you can't make her famous and help her pay over her debt I don't think she would be interested.

K

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By *iberius61Man
over a year ago

Pontefract


"Crazy people are always good in bed so I would. "

This, although I'd perhaps change 'good' to 'interesting'. Can be good, can be...interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crazy people are always good in bed so I would.

This, although I'd perhaps change 'good' to 'interesting'. Can be good, can be...interesting "

She’d probably ride the bollocks of you, bite and kick you and then shit on the bed but I guarantee you wouldn’t forget it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes / no answer question...

yes if unaware of her true identity and how she comes across

but now knowing the truth about her - answers a definite no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she’s batshit crazy

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I'd have to have a chat and coffee first.

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By *iberius61Man
over a year ago

Pontefract


"...She’d probably ride the bollocks of you, bite and kick you and then shit on the bed but I guarantee you wouldn’t forget it."

Sometimes you want a nice easy life, other times an interesting one has appeal. I'm 60, riding the bollocks off me I'll take as a positive. Biting and kicking are par for the course sometimes ...but most importantly, I can afford a new bed I think I'd swap that for a shag with that bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen as she seems to be off men at the moment.. J x

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"...She’d probably ride the bollocks of you, bite and kick you and then shit on the bed but I guarantee you wouldn’t forget it.

Sometimes you want a nice easy life, other times an interesting one has appeal. I'm 60, riding the bollocks off me I'll take as a positive. Biting and kicking are par for the course sometimes ...but most importantly, I can afford a new bed I think I'd swap that for a shag with that bitch "

That sounds like using sex as some kind of punishment against a woman you don't like

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By *iberius61Man
over a year ago

Pontefract


"...That sounds like using sex as some kind of punishment against a woman you don't like "

Sorry, I'm lost here? How is accepting the concept that someone will bite and kick me interpreted as using sex as a punishment against a woman?

Note I'm making no judgement that she would bite or kick me, I'm simply responding to that suggestion from someone else.

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"...That sounds like using sex as some kind of punishment against a woman you don't like

Sorry, I'm lost here? How is accepting the concept that someone will bite and kick me interpreted as using sex as a punishment against a woman?

Note I'm making no judgement that she would bite or kick me, I'm simply responding to that suggestion from someone else."

That bitch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...That sounds like using sex as some kind of punishment against a woman you don't like

Sorry, I'm lost here? How is accepting the concept that someone will bite and kick me interpreted as using sex as a punishment against a woman?

Note I'm making no judgement that she would bite or kick me, I'm simply responding to that suggestion from someone else.

That bitch?"

It’s Amber Heard. I think it’s allowed.

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By *iberius61Man
over a year ago

Pontefract


"...That bitch?

It’s Amber Heard. I think it’s allowed."

Allowed or not, I still have no idea how it corresponds to using sex as punishment? I thought I gave the impression that it would be enjoyable actually.

Note, there is actually zero chance of her wanting sex with me, but the question was would I, not would she want to. All I'm doing is answering the question as asked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


".. would you* gents?

I reckon I would* but tell her my name was Steve. From Middlesbrough.

(*put your winkle up her lady bits. And tweak her nipples like a radio tuner. I reckon she’d be into some mad, crazy shagging personally. Worth it as long as you could get away quickly, safely and anonymously)

"

A simple yes or no will do

#TeamYes

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"...That bitch?

It’s Amber Heard. I think it’s allowed.

Allowed or not, I still have no idea how it corresponds to using sex as punishment? I thought I gave the impression that it would be enjoyable actually.

Note, there is actually zero chance of her wanting sex with me, but the question was would I, not would she want to. All I'm doing is answering the question as asked."

Why did you refer to her as a bitch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...That bitch?

It’s Amber Heard. I think it’s allowed.

Allowed or not, I still have no idea how it corresponds to using sex as punishment? I thought I gave the impression that it would be enjoyable actually.

Note, there is actually zero chance of her wanting sex with me, but the question was would I, not would she want to. All I'm doing is answering the question as asked.

Why did you refer to her as a bitch?"

Because she's a bitch

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By *iberius61Man
over a year ago

Pontefract


"...Why did you refer to her as a bitch?"

I (and others) think it's a good description of the way she acts. Listen I have no problem if you object to the way I refer to her, none at all, you might think she's a perfectly sane normal person, that's not what I'm arguing here. I'm just trying to understand why you think I was suggesting using sex as a punishment. I honestly just don't get that. The question asked was 'would you', some people said no (with reasons), others, me included, said yes.

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