FabSwingers.com forum: What's the strangest thing you have found in your house

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex

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By *ilbearniMan
over a year ago

peninsula

Several breeze blocks,which came through the closed windows

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By *cotty1376Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

My next door neighbour . D*unk , fast asleep on the sofa. He had walked in wrong house

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

When we moved to our current house, the previous owner left a photograph of herself dressed in a sort of hooker outfit with boots etc!!! Along with mothballs & an overwhelming stench of JPG perfume!!

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

A frog hopping about

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Peacock

Neighbours cat

There's a floor to ceiling void 3ft x 2ft under the master bedroom floorboards, beside the chimney breast. Would open up the living room/dining room nicely but it's supporting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A meal

We knew what is was meant to be

Just not sure what it was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Previous tenants Star Trek poster and hot pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When we moved to our current house, the previous owner left a photograph of herself dressed in a sort of hooker outfit with boots etc!"

That beats a potted plant

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

A slow worm. Cat brought it in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remnants of equipment from a cannabis grow in the loft

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"When we moved to our current house, the previous owner left a photograph of herself dressed in a sort of hooker outfit with boots etc!

That beats a potted plant

It was the ironing in the background that we loved! Wouldn’t have been out of place on Fab!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

Sparrow flew into the living room and sat on the floor staring at me, I don't know which of us was more surprised at finding the other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When we moved to our current house, the previous owner left a photograph of herself dressed in a sort of hooker outfit with boots etc!

That beats a potted plant

It was the ironing in the background that we loved! Wouldn’t have been out of place on Fab! "

Off topic slightly, but I worked for a well-known pub chain when I was at college and when I did the hourly toilet check, I found a Polaroid photo semi tucked in behind the soap dispenser. It was an elderly female customer naked except for a lead, collar and blindfold with a dogs chew toy in her mouth, slut written across her chest in lipstick. On the telly in the background was a porn flick

That photo stayed up behind the bar for months till the area manager made us take it down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When we moved to our current house, the previous owner left a photograph of herself dressed in a sort of hooker outfit with boots etc!

That beats a potted plant

It was the ironing in the background that we loved! Wouldn’t have been out of place on Fab!

That photo stayed up behind the bar for months till the area manager made us take it down"
great story

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

I’m my old house we found a fake skull in the attic scared the life out of me

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

I was out the kitchen when my cat just strutted in carrying a parrot

.Luckily tho he hadn’t got around to playing with it and scaring it to death .We put it in a box in the quiet and found out who it belonged to thankfully it was a happy ending.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

A dead pigeon in my bedroom

A rat in the kitchen

A fox in the living room.

(Not all at the same time)

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Can’t think of anything but my mate staying in a B&B for work came back to find a small boy sat on his bed watching TV and eating his biscuits!

The owner said his parents went out and I thought you wouldn’t mind!

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Priddy. Visiting

"A dead pigeon in my bedroom

A rat in the kitchen

A fox in the living room.

(Not all at the same time)"
That sounds more a list of UB40 songs.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Closed curtains in dining room one evening. All quiet. Next day went in there to see a sparrow flying around. I think the local cat that visits me must have brought it in. Bird was probably stunned and awoke. Let it out just fine. Luckily had not pooped anywhere!

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Morning all

Hello. You obviously like starting lots of threads which is great as people get to comment on lots of stuff. Can I though make a suggestion please that on this sort of thread and to get us started you perhaps share your finding first woth is? Just a thought. Cheers

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Fleas.

We had to rip all the carpets out as soon as we bought the place.

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By *immo1867Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

When I moved I found a bag in the loft with a wand and the biggest butt plug I've ever seen, so I took it to the couple I bought the house off

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Found a skeleton of a crow behind the vent where the old chimney was, we have left him in there as it supposed to be good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vecna.. squatting bastard.

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

The cat from next door!

Two pigeons flew in through open window in kitchen ,they were just standing on my chopping board they didnt fly out i had to usher them to the window!

A Viagra pill down the back of the sofa!

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By *immo1867Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Vecna.. squatting bastard."

Did you sort him out??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbor and my ex wife

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By *uffymayfairCouple
over a year ago

vera playa, Almeria

I bought a repossession and found pics of the previous owners hidden under the stairs, I guess they were swingers from what I saw

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By *askedMaster95Man
over a year ago

Swinton

"A dead pigeon in my bedroom

A rat in the kitchen

A fox in the living room.

(Not all at the same time)"

Sounds like a scene from Ace Ventura

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

A long time dead rat under the flooring, dogs kept sniffing in that area..

Not as bad as a mate who found a live mills bomb and a two inch mortar flare, half the street evacuated as the bomb squad sorted it..

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Years ago before my parents moved in Roman coin

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Red Volupta

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By *iberius61Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

A sauna.

Seriously, we bought a house that is basically an old farm, complete with a number of outbuildings (old stables/farm buildings). After we had moved in and started to clear out the outbuildings, we found that one had been converted into a sauna. Yes, it does work, although the electricity supply originally run to it was nowhere near adequate, so I had it re-wired. Now works fine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A sauna.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

A snake.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Peacock

Neighbours cat

There's a floor to ceiling void 3ft x 2ft under the master bedroom floorboards, beside the chimney breast. Would open up the living room/dining room nicely but it's supporting.

A peacock??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer Da

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Peacock

Neighbours cat

There's a floor to ceiling void 3ft x 2ft under the master bedroom floorboards, beside the chimney breast. Would open up the living room/dining room nicely but it's supporting.

A peacock??

Percy, he lives a couple of doors down.

Nice guy

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