FabSwingers.com forum: Right …. Enough of the bollocks

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell me something fascinating please

Anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hamsters can’t vomit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hamsters can’t vomit

That’s utterly weird and gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take the bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The goat crosses the bridge to the sound of cliquerty clop cliquerty clop because he like green grass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hamsters can’t vomit

That’s utterly weird and gross "

Yep lol. I only found out because my hamster ate something she wouldn’t of and I assumed it’d be fine because she’d just vomit it back up. How wrong I was

luckily she was fine and on the bright side it meant I didn’t have to clean vomit up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Former US President and Former Pea Nut Farmer Jimmy Carter only has one nut - I mean one testicle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balls can grow up to twice the size during sex.

In the Middle Ages, men who wanted sons would sometimes have their left testicle chopped off because they thought the right testicle made male sperm, and the left made female.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

The average blue whale weighs the same as around 3 elephants combined.

I don’t feel so hefty now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Balls can grow up to twice the size during sex.

In the Middle Ages, men who wanted sons would sometimes have their left testicle chopped off because they thought the right testicle made male sperm, and the left made female."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll take the bollocks."

Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hamsters can’t vomit

That’s utterly weird and gross

Yep lol. I only found out because my hamster ate something she wouldn’t of and I assumed it’d be fine because she’d just vomit it back up. How wrong I was

luckily she was fine and on the bright side it meant I didn’t have to clean vomit up"

Haha

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Hamsters can’t vomit

That’s utterly weird and gross "

They can't tie up their own shoelaces either

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Despite some people thinking Guinness is high in Iron, you need to drink 33 pints to get your recommended daily intake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wombat poo comes out in cubes

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Hamsters can’t vomit

That’s utterly weird and gross

They can't tie up their own shoelaces either

they do chew them given half a chance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Former US President and Former Pea Nut Farmer Jimmy Carter only has one nut - I mean one testicle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Despite some people thinking Guinness is high in Iron, you need to drink 33 pints to get your recommended daily intake!"

Hate Guinness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wombat poo comes out in cubes"

Shiiiit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wombat poo comes out in cubes"

Odd

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Natural gas (methane mostly) won't burn/explode if it has concentrations less than 5% in air or greater than 15% in air. It's why farts are so difficult to light

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Natural gas (methane mostly) won't burn/explode if it has concentrations less than 5% in air or greater than 15% in air. It's why farts are so difficult to light

If it’s not sex …. It’s bodily functions

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over a year ago

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"The average blue whale weighs the same as around 3 elephants combined.

I don’t feel so hefty now. "

African or Indian?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Natural gas (methane mostly) won't burn/explode if it has concentrations less than 5% in air or greater than 15% in air. It's why farts are so difficult to light

How do you know they're difficult to light?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The average blue whale weighs the same as around 3 elephants combined.

I don’t feel so hefty now. "

I feel positively minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found lots of funny green slugs in my son's garden when clearing stuff. Apparently they are called tiger slugs and eat dead things and purify the soil. They also eat slugs who destruct things, so they're OK in my book, I left them be

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Pigs can suffer from sunburn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I found lots of funny green slugs in my son's garden when clearing stuff. Apparently they are called tiger slugs and eat dead things and purify the soil. They also eat slugs who destruct things, so they're OK in my book, I left them be

Yuk

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

A lit cigarette can not ignite petrol

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

"Natural gas (methane mostly) won't burn/explode if it has concentrations less than 5% in air or greater than 15% in air. It's why farts are so difficult to light

How do you know they're difficult to light?

Adolescent experiments

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pigs can suffer from sunburn "

I knew this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hammered head shark has 360 degree vision so no getting away from the buggers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A lit cigarette can not ignite petrol"

Interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pigs can suffer from sunburn "

I have to stay in the shade.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A hammered head shark has 360 degree vision so no getting away from the buggers "

Wow

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"The average blue whale weighs the same as around 3 elephants combined.

I don’t feel so hefty now.

I feel positively minute

Ooh excuse my typo. It should be 30 elephants (according to National Geographic mind. I haven’t had my scales out)

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By *ockey64Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Humming birds are the only birds that can fly backwards

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

" Solar system: If the Earth is the size of a pea, Jupiter is 1000 feet away and Pluto is a bacteria 1 1/2 miles away. The nearest star is 10,000 miles away!! " Bill Bryson.

We are all insignificant, but oh so precious.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pigs can suffer from sunburn

I have to stay in the shade.

Shut up !!!!

Woman! You’re gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The average blue whale weighs the same as around 3 elephants combined.

I don’t feel so hefty now.

I feel positively minute

Ooh excuse my typo. It should be 30 elephants (according to National Geographic mind. I haven’t had my scales out)

Hahaha

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Diesel has a higher flashpoint than petrol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Humming birds are the only birds that can fly backwards "

That’s interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"" Solar system: If the Earth is the size of a pea, Jupiter is 1000 feet away and Pluto is a bacteria 1 1/2 miles away. The nearest star is 10,000 miles away!! " Bill Bryson.

We are all insignificant, but oh so precious. "

I saw a video on this once…. Blew my tiny mind

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By *rivingmanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

Horses can't scratch their own ears

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Diesel has a higher flashpoint than petrol"

Really?

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By *ockey64Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Humming birds are the only birds that can fly backwards

That’s interesting"
Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Horses can't scratch their own ears"

That’s why they need an ear scratcher

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"" Solar system: If the Earth is the size of a pea, Jupiter is 1000 feet away and Pluto is a bacteria 1 1/2 miles away. The nearest star is 10,000 miles away!! " Bill Bryson.

We are all insignificant, but oh so precious.

I saw a video on this once…. Blew my tiny mind "

Yeah, mine too.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I got nothing fascinating for you, you gorgeous hooman bean...

But I'm baking brownies for my weekend guest. Which is vaguely interesting I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got nothing fascinating for you, you gorgeous hooman bean...

But I'm baking brownies for my weekend guest. Which is vaguely interesting I think

Missed you beautiful

Enjoy

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Humans can’t lick their elbows ( how many of you are trying it now )

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I got nothing fascinating for you, you gorgeous hooman bean...

But I'm baking brownies for my weekend guest. Which is vaguely interesting I think

Missed you beautiful

Enjoy

You too gorgeous

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By *nto the LouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Something I was told this week which I can’t believe I’ve never realised before - we only remember events that have an emotion attached to them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Humans can’t lick their elbows ( how many of you are trying it now ) "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something I was told this week which I can’t believe I’ve never realised before - we only remember events that have an emotion attached to them"

That’s interesting …. what emotion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you took the National debt of America (28 Trillion Dollars) and stacked it on one Dollar bills it would stretch to the moon and back twice -

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By *ockey64Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"" Solar system: If the Earth is the size of a pea, Jupiter is 1000 feet away and Pluto is a bacteria 1 1/2 miles away. The nearest star is 10,000 miles away!! " Bill Bryson.

We are all insignificant, but oh so precious. "
the nearest star is the sun and it 93 million miles away., so that equation doesn’t compute on your scale. As the sun is a lot closer than Pluto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the Earth formed at midnight and the present moment is the next midnight, 24 hours later, modern humans have been around since 11:59:59pm—1 second. And if human history itself spans 24 hours from one midnight to the next, 14 minutes represents the time since Christ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Humans can’t lick their elbows ( how many of you are trying it now ) "
wrong it is possible i seen it

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Forumites can change their minds.

Erect Jim can change his underpants.

Flørø, don't ever change your eyes.

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By *nto the LouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Something I was told this week which I can’t believe I’ve never realised before - we only remember events that have an emotion attached to them

That’s interesting …. what emotion?"

It can be any emotion, it doesn’t matter which one x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you took the National debt of America (28 Trillion Dollars) and stacked it on one Dollar bills it would stretch to the moon and back twice -

Wow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If the Earth formed at midnight and the present moment is the next midnight, 24 hours later, modern humans have been around since 11:59:59pm—1 second. And if human history itself spans 24 hours from one midnight to the next, 14 minutes represents the time since Christ.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forumites can change their minds.

Erect Jim can change his underpants.

Flørø, don't ever change your eyes."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something I was told this week which I can’t believe I’ve never realised before - we only remember events that have an emotion attached to them

That’s interesting …. what emotion?

It can be any emotion, it doesn’t matter which one x"

That’s really interesting

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Hamsters can’t vomit

Neither can horses or rabbits.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Rolling your tongue is a genetic quirk. Either you can or you can't do it, it can't be learned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something I was told this week which I can’t believe I’ve never realised before - we only remember events that have an emotion attached to them"

Haha! That's why I can't remember much of my ex husband!

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Most people after sex, don't have a cwtch or cuddle, but check their social media (apparently)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogs can't look up.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

95% of asphalt is recycled

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rolling your tongue is a genetic quirk. Either you can or you can't do it, it can't be learned.

I can … my daughter can’t

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Most people after sex, don't have a cwtch or cuddle, but check their social media (apparently)"

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dogs can't look up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"95% of asphalt is recycled

Interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ooh aah bird is so called because it lays square eggs

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By *rDiscretionXXXMan
over a year ago

Gilfach

"Hamsters can’t vomit

Frogs can't vomit, but they can invert their stomach, push it up outside their mouth, and then clean it with their front feet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The ooh aah bird is so called because it lays square eggs"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hamsters can’t vomit

Frogs can't vomit, but they can invert their stomach, push it up outside their mouth, and then clean it with their front feet."

Disgusting

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By *rDiscretionXXXMan
over a year ago

Gilfach

If a fire starts in a bale of cotton, you can't use water to put it out, because the water just stays on the surface and won't penetrate through the bale.

Instead they use kerosene to extinguish the fire.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If a fire starts in a bale of cotton, you can't use water to put it out, because the water just stays on the surface and won't penetrate through the bale.

Instead they use kerosene to extinguish the fire."

Haha that’s fantastic

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Walt Disney was afraid of mice....

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

The Blue Marble photograph is the most reproduced photo is history. The photo was taken by accident as the astronauts were not supposed to be looking out the window or wasting film with “tourist” shots.

For me it’s one of the most awe inspiring photographs ever taken.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Walt Disney was afraid of mice...."

I can believe that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Blue Marble photograph is the most reproduced photo is history. The photo was taken by accident as the astronauts were not supposed to be looking out the window or wasting film with “tourist” shots.

For me it’s one of the most awe inspiring photographs ever taken. "

Loving this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vanilla ext act comes from a beavers anal glands

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vanilla ext act comes from a beavers anal glands "

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

If you stretched out all the DNA in your body and put them end-to-end, it would be about six times the distance that Pluto is from the Sun.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Yuk "

this reminds me of the time I went in the garden with no shoes and squelch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you stretched out all the DNA in your body and put them end-to-end, it would be about six times the distance that Pluto is from the Sun."

7x for me …. My dna is extraordinary

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yuk

this reminds me of the time I went in the garden with no shoes and squelch

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

There’re more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth.

Salvadore Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo.

Falling coconuts kill far more people per year than sharks.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

For me it’s one of the most awe inspiring photographs ever taken. "

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A little known fact that it was taken using a Hasselblad camera.

Also little know is that my smartphone (OnePlus 9) has Hasselblad optics/lens in the camera.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There’re more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth.

Salvadore Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo.

Falling coconuts kill far more people per year than sharks."

I’m learning so much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For me it’s one of the most awe inspiring photographs ever taken.

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A little known fact that it was taken using a Hasselblad camera.

Also little know is that my smartphone (OnePlus 9) has Hasselblad optics/lens in the camera.

Wow … really?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Wombats poo cubes.....love that fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hamsters can’t vomit

I know rats can’t

That’s why rat poison is effective

Unfortunately I discovered my ex wife could vomit it out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats have spikey penises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dogs can't look up.

Mine do all the time

Perhaps a genetic querp

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Sharks have been around longer than trees

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is enough education now

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

If you were to stretch a person’s intestines out into one straight line, you’d be arrested and probably be put in a secure mental institution for the rest of your life

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you were to stretch a person’s intestines out into one straight line, you’d be arrested and probably be put in a secure mental institution for the rest of your life"

Enough !!

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"There’re more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth.

And apparently there are more atoms in one grain of sand than stars in the universe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There’re more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth.

And apparently there are more atoms in one grain of sand than stars in the universe."

Shut up !! There’s a fact !!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

....and there are more posts by Wonko and Essex Tom put together than there are atoms in the whole cosmos. Just sayin'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"....and there are more posts by Wonko and Essex Tom put together than there are atoms in the whole cosmos. Just sayin'.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Dogs can't look up.

Yes they can

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Walt Disney was afraid of mice...."

Walt Disney was also a major anti-semite.

He also was not frozen.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

The total weight of all ants on earth is greater than the total weight of all humans.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

If all humans stood together, they could all fit into the landmass of Texas with room leftover

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

McDonalds started selling the Fillet O Fish due to Catholics not eating meat on Fridays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greggs started as Greggs of Gosforth, one shop and now they're Nationwide.

Who knows they could become a multi national company in the future.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The eiffel tower is 15 cm taller in the summer

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By *ubwife4uCouple
over a year ago

Kent

The best before date on a bag of crisps is always a Saturday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks everyone

Very enlightening

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By *969Jay6969Man
over a year ago

Mid-Cheshire

Swifts never land and sleep on the wing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gnomes come to life at night and shit on your grass.

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

"Tell me something fascinating please

Anything

My favourite is this from Wikipedia.

"Mike the Headless Chicken was a male Wyandotte chicken that lived for 18 months after his head had been cut off. After the loss of his head, Mike achieved national fame until his death in March 1947. In Fruita, Colorado, an annual "Mike the Headless Chicken Day" is held every May".

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Bovril gets its name, in part, from a sci-fi novel that features an advanced race that lives underground who power their society using a mysterious force called Vril.

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over a year ago

You can’t lick your own elbow.

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over a year ago

The average penis size of a European beaver is. 30mm

You can all thank vallteri bottas for that wee nugget.

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over a year ago

I like turtles

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