FabSwingers.com forum: Has eating a packet of crisps ever given you a stiffy?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or a wide-on?

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

No but a pringle once made me tingle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No but a pringle once made me tingle

Is that what single Pringle means?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once you pop you can’t stop

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I did fuck a bird on cheesy snacks. My did she so Quaver…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a hard but I've had a few sensations

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Once you pop you can’t stop"

In the 1990's, these days, not so much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I did fuck a bird on cheesy snacks. My did she so Quaver…"

Oh, yellow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not a hard but I've had a few sensations

Only a few?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

There's nothing like a good monster munch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's nothing like a good monster munch

That's a bag I can get into.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I often put my fingers in my hula hoop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only with Walkers ne Viagra flavour. They come in a pale blue packet. As did I.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god

Sex cliches with crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, but an getting to the end of a tube of pringles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only when I imagine where the sour cream and onion Pringles tube could be sliding….

.. went to a really strange place for a moment there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I often put my fingers in my hula hoop"

There was a time when I'd wear Hula Hoops on all ten of my fingers.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Can I lick all the salt off your nik naks Jim?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only with Walkers ne Viagra flavour. They come in a pale blue packet. As did I."

Sometimes to confuse people Viagra flavour comes in a green packet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I lick all the salt off your nik naks Jim?

It'll taste of scampi.

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By *lasgowMassageMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

No but bacon flavoured crisps give me heartburn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beat a cheesey whatsit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No but bacon flavoured crisps give me heartburn

Try Viagra flavour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if its a Monster Munch

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Can't beat a cheesey whatsit"

Prawn and cocktail ones are like viagra to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or a wide-on?"

Yes

Pickled onion space raiders

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't beat a cheesey whatsit"

An enjoyable time has been had if it ends with stinky fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only with Walkers ne Viagra flavour. They come in a pale blue packet. As did I.

Sometimes to confuse people Viagra flavour comes in a green packet."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or a wide-on?

Yes

Pickled onion space raiders "

You're a cheap date.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I ate cheese and onion crisps and a tuna mayo sandwich before deepthroating someone once.

All I'm saying is, don't do it.

#tunacheeseandonionknob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or a wide-on?

Yes

Pickled onion space raiders

You're a cheap date."

I certainly am

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I ate cheese and onion crisps and a tuna mayo sandwich before deepthroating someone once.

All I'm saying is, don't do it.

#tunacheeseandonionknob"

I like tuna.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or a wide-on?

Yes

Pickled onion space raiders

You're a cheap date.

I certainly am

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Floro, do you salt and shake?

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

No. I feel I’m missing out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No. I feel I’m missing out. "

Apparently Walkers do Bugles. That's a lot of horn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who needs a man when you have beef monster munch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you ever had a Tangy Tom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once met a lady who pulled down her nik naks to show me her Wotsit,then we went to a few discos

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Once met a lady who pulled down her nik naks to show me her Wotsit,then we went to a few discos"

You told me you’d never tell that story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

were they viagra flavour?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I ate cheese and onion crisps and a tuna mayo sandwich before deepthroating someone once.

All I'm saying is, don't do it.

#tunacheeseandonionknob

I like tuna."

On your knob?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my god

Sex cliches with crisps

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what's it got to do with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once met a lady who pulled down her nik naks to show me her Wotsit,then we went to a few discos

You told me you’d never tell that story. "
it's all in the best possible taste

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I ate cheese and onion crisps and a tuna mayo sandwich before deepthroating someone once.

All I'm saying is, don't do it.

#tunacheeseandonionknob

I like tuna.

On your knob?"

Yeah!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

You always make me smile Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You always make me smile Jim

Ayyyy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve got to golden wonder about some of the comments at on here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ve got to golden wonder about some of the comments at on here!

You could have been Walkers, and walked past this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ve got to golden wonder about some of the comments at on here!

You could have been Walkers, and walked past this thread."

I do apologise. I just thought this thread was the Real McCoy!

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By *oodoodMan
over a year ago

Suffolk / Essex borders

No but breathing in a freshly opened bag of salt and vinegar has made me hallucinate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ve got to golden wonder about some of the comments at on here!

You could have been Walkers, and walked past this thread.

I do apologise. I just thought this thread was the Real McCoy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No but breathing in a freshly opened bag of salt and vinegar has made me hallucinate"

Groovy.

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

Prawn cocktail does for some unknow reason

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Prawn cocktail does for some unknow reason

It's penetrating the pinkness, that'll be it.

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