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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Is to reply very politely, but literally to the one liners

Nice pics

Thank you

You well

Yes thanks

Up to much

Yes thanks

Got plans for later?

Yep

Want to do something?

I am doing something

With me?

No thanks

Why not?

I don't fancy you

Why not?

Did you read my profile?

Yes

So you're 6ft tall are you?

This is the point it descends into profanity and, being a c*nt I report them!

Am I the only one who plays this game?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I can be bothered to reply to a one-liner, it would in the line of: Fine thanks, goodbye.

And then block.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I do it sometimes but usually can't be bothered.

At the moment I'm getting a lot of I'd like to chat and can we be friends messages. I reply saying I'm not meeting at the moment (which my profile is pretty clear about). The vast majority of the time they then tell me that we don't have to meet to chat and be friends.

Why would I bother chatting to and getting to know random strangers if I have no intention of meeting???

Besides, I know from experience what "chat" means. What are you wearing? What makes you kinky? What do you like to do? What would you do to me? Would you fuck my arse with a strap-on? etc. etc.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

If I'm feeling mischievous, and there is nothing else to entertain me, then I play this game too.

It has been especially fun this week, as I've been advertising for a meet, and so the amount of one liners has trebled!!!

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"

Besides, I know from experience what "chat" means. What are you wearing? What makes you kinky? What do you like to do? What would you do to me? Would you fuck my arse with a strap-on? etc. etc."

Are you wearing those slippers?

Are they fluffy? Can I rub up against them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, I do it sometimes but usually can't be bothered.

At the moment I'm getting a lot of I'd like to chat and can we be friends messages. I reply saying I'm not meeting at the moment (which my profile is pretty clear about). The vast majority of the time they then tell me that we don't have to meet to chat and be friends.

Why would I bother chatting to and getting to know random strangers if I have no intention of meeting???

Besides, I know from experience what "chat" means. What are you wearing? What makes you kinky? What do you like to do? What would you do to me? Would you fuck my arse with a strap-on? etc. etc."

And just saying the conversation did go that way, what would your answers be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Besides, I know from experience what "chat" means. What arue you wearing? What makes you kinky? What do you like to do? What would you do to me? Would you fuck my arse with a strap-on? etc. etc.

Are you wearing those slippers?

Are they fluffy? Can I rub up against them? "

Since it's you...

Men who want to "chat" seem to prefer the fantasy I wear thigh boots 24/7.

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Ooh new game for me,defo going to try it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, I do it sometimes but usually can't be bothered.

At the moment I'm getting a lot of I'd like to chat and can we be friends messages. I reply saying I'm not meeting at the moment (which my profile is pretty clear about). The vast majority of the time they then tell me that we don't have to meet to chat and be friends.

Why would I bother chatting to and getting to know random strangers if I have no intention of meeting???

Besides, I know from experience what "chat" means. What are you wearing? What makes you kinky? What do you like to do? What would you do to me? Would you fuck my arse with a strap-on? etc. etc.

And just saying the conversation did go that way, what would your answers be? "

I wouldn't answer. I'd block, immediately, on the basis they're boring, unimaginative and trying to take advantage of me agreeing to "chat" to get wank fodder or to persuade me to cyber. Yawn!

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Ooh new game for me,defo going to try it "

Remember: answer any question exactly as it is asked, don't answer what you know they're really asking!

So "you up to much?"

We all know it means will you meet me, but your answer could be "trying to unblock the sink" or "waiting for the veet to work" or even "not a lot".

Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Besides, I know from experience what "chat" means. What are you wearing? What makes you kinky? What do you like to do? What would you do to me? Would you fuck my arse with a strap-on? etc. etc.

Are you wearing those slippers?

Are they fluffy? Can I rub up against them? "

Those aren't slippers ... those are your cats

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Besides, I know from experience what "chat" means. What are you wearing? What makes you kinky? What do you like to do? What would you do to me? Would you fuck my arse with a strap-on? etc. etc.

Are you wearing those slippers?

Are they fluffy? Can I rub up against them?

Those aren't slippers ... those are your cats "

I frequently rub up against my cats. Even naked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Besides, I know from experience what "chat" means. What are you wearing? What makes you kinky? What do you like to do? What would you do to me? Would you fuck my arse with a strap-on? etc. etc.

Are you wearing those slippers?

Are they fluffy? Can I rub up against them?

Those aren't slippers ... those are your cats

I frequently rub up against my cats. Even naked!"

Whereas we just want to rub up against your pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, I do it sometimes but usually can't be bothered.

At the moment I'm getting a lot of I'd like to chat and can we be friends messages. I reply saying I'm not meeting at the moment (which my profile is pretty clear about). The vast majority of the time they then tell me that we don't have to meet to chat and be friends.

Why would I bother chatting to and getting to know random strangers if I have no intention of meeting???

Besides, I know from experience what "chat" means. What are you wearing? What makes you kinky? What do you like to do? What would you do to me? Would you fuck my arse with a strap-on? etc. etc.

And just saying the conversation did go that way, what would your answers be?

I wouldn't answer. I'd block, immediately, on the basis they're boring, unimaginative and trying to take advantage of me agreeing to "chat" to get wank fodder or to persuade me to cyber. Yawn!"

Note to myself, never try and lead kinky down a one way street!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Besides, I know from experience what "chat" means. What are you wearing? What makes you kinky? What do you like to do? What would you do to me? Would you fuck my arse with a strap-on? etc. etc.

Are you wearing those slippers?

Are they fluffy? Can I rub up against them?

Those aren't slippers ... those are your cats "

My cats are fluffier and don't have stripes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, I do it sometimes but usually can't be bothered.

At the moment I'm getting a lot of I'd like to chat and can we be friends messages. I reply saying I'm not meeting at the moment (which my profile is pretty clear about). The vast majority of the time they then tell me that we don't have to meet to chat and be friends.

Why would I bother chatting to and getting to know random strangers if I have no intention of meeting???

Besides, I know from experience what "chat" means. What are you wearing? What makes you kinky? What do you like to do? What would you do to me? Would you fuck my arse with a strap-on? etc. etc.

And just saying the conversation did go that way, what would your answers be?

I wouldn't answer. I'd block, immediately, on the basis they're boring, unimaginative and trying to take advantage of me agreeing to "chat" to get wank fodder or to persuade me to cyber. Yawn!

Note to myself, never try and lead kinky down a one way street!!"

Best not to try to lead me anywhere unless you're sure it's somewhere I want to be lead!

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


" What makes you kinky? What do you like to do? What would you do to me? Would you fuck my arse with a strap-on? etc. etc.

Are you wearing those slippers?

Are they fluffy? Can I rub up against them?

Those aren't slippers ... those are your cats

My cats are fluffier and don't have stripes."

Same here. Am the cats snuggle of their own free will

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"

Men who want to "chat" seem to prefer the fantasy I wear thigh boots 24/7."

Foolish men clearly haven't done their research properly

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"

Men who want to "chat" seem to prefer the fantasy I wear thigh boots 24/7.

Foolish men clearly haven't done their research properly "

You mean look at all the pics and recognize slippers in some!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, I do it sometimes but usually can't be bothered.

At the moment I'm getting a lot of I'd like to chat and can we be friends messages. I reply saying I'm not meeting at the moment (which my profile is pretty clear about). The vast majority of the time they then tell me that we don't have to meet to chat and be friends.

Why would I bother chatting to and getting to know random strangers if I have no intention of meeting???

Besides, I know from experience what "chat" means. What are you wearing? What makes you kinky? What do you like to do? What would you do to me? Would you fuck my arse with a strap-on? etc. etc.

And just saying the conversation did go that way, what would your answers be?

I wouldn't answer. I'd block, immediately, on the basis they're boring, unimaginative and trying to take advantage of me agreeing to "chat" to get wank fodder or to persuade me to cyber. Yawn!

Note to myself, never try and lead kinky down a one way street!!

Best not to try to lead me anywhere unless you're sure it's somewhere I want to be lead!"

I always do my homework first. It's all about the 5 P's

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"

Men who want to "chat" seem to prefer the fantasy I wear thigh boots 24/7.

Foolish men clearly haven't done their research properly "

But it's those foolish men who feed my guilty pleasure

There aren't enough trolls on here to feed ny troll baiting addiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I play this game too

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"

Men who want to "chat" seem to prefer the fantasy I wear thigh boots 24/7.

Foolish men clearly haven't done their research properly

You mean look at all the pics and recognize slippers in some! "

No they clearly haven't caught on to her fetish for clogs

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I play this game too "

God damn I thought you were just playing hard to get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I play this game too

God damn I thought you were just playing hard to get "

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I play this game too "

How far do you take it?

Do you stay infuriatingly literal and polite all the way till they explode, rant and get offensive then report them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I play this game too

How far do you take it?

Do you stay infuriatingly literal and polite all the way till they explode, rant and get offensive then report them? "

Indeed i do although I've only had to block twice, didn't report though . I find that they just get fed up, realise their getting nowhere and move on to the next victim

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

am I reading this right, sorry if I am not

rather than just ignore and block, you play a game that leads to people getting wound up and then report them

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford


"

Besides, I know from experience what "chat" means. What are you wearing? What makes you kinky? What do you like to do? What would you do to me? Would you fuck my arse with a strap-on? etc. etc.

Are you wearing those slippers?

Are they fluffy? Can I rub up against them?

Those aren't slippers ... those are your cats

My cats are fluffier and don't have stripes."

Do your cats have thumbs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Besides, I know from experience what "chat" means. What are you wearing? What makes you kinky? What do you like to do? What would you do to me? Would you fuck my arse with a strap-on? etc. etc.

Are you wearing those slippers?

Are they fluffy? Can I rub up against them?

Those aren't slippers ... those are your cats

My cats are fluffier and don't have stripes.

Do your cats have thumbs?"

Dew claws on their front feet, yes, but actual thumbs, no.

I still don't let them watch the Cravendale (I think it's for Cravendale) advert in case it gives them ideas.

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"am I reading this right, sorry if I am not

rather than just ignore and block, you play a game that leads to people getting wound up and then report them"

Yep.

As I said I am a c*nt.

If someone sends me messages who does not fit my preferences then doesn't even mention it or even ask me if I'm interested then I feel like I can play with them.

These are the ones who get offended if I reply to "how are you" with "I'm sorry but you're not my type". They then tell me they were just chatting and not asking me to play.

So I chat back. Politely and only responding to exactly what they say. If they then get infuriated and start calling me a fat cow (or worse) because I refuse to flirt then yes, I will report them.

The problem is that they are the guys who see that I meet fairly often so have decided that even though they are not at all my type I am still going to meet and shag anyone who shows me attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is to reply very politely, but literally to the one liners

Nice pics

Thank you

You well

Yes thanks

Up to much

Yes thanks

Got plans for later?

Yep

Want to do something?

I am doing something

With me?

No thanks

Why not?

I don't fancy you

Why not?

Did you read my profile?

Yes

So you're 6ft tall are you?

This is the point it descends into profanity and, being a c*nt I report them!

Am I the only one who plays this game?"

Excellent idea. Just playing it at the moment

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"am I reading this right, sorry if I am not

rather than just ignore and block, you play a game that leads to people getting wound up and then report them

Yep.

As I said I am a c*nt.

If someone sends me messages who does not fit my preferences then doesn't even mention it or even ask me if I'm interested then I feel like I can play with them.

These are the ones who get offended if I reply to "how are you" with "I'm sorry but you're not my type". They then tell me they were just chatting and not asking me to play.

So I chat back. Politely and only responding to exactly what they say. If they then get infuriated and start calling me a fat cow (or worse) because I refuse to flirt then yes, I will report them.

The problem is that they are the guys who see that I meet fairly often so have decided that even though they are not at all my type I am still going to meet and shag anyone who shows me attention.

"

wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often do this with the web cam show scammers on other sites I'm a member of

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"I play this game too "
with me????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is to reply very politely, but literally to the one liners

Nice pics

Thank you

You well

Yes thanks

Up to much

Yes thanks

Got plans for later?

Yep

Want to do something?

I am doing something

With me?

No thanks

Why not?

I don't fancy you

Why not?

Did you read my profile?

Yes

So you're 6ft tall are you?

This is the point it descends into profanity and, being a c*nt I report them!

Am I the only one who plays this game?

Excellent idea. Just playing it at the moment "

I won't report them though, just passing the time on my lunch break.

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"am I reading this right, sorry if I am not

rather than just ignore and block, you play a game that leads to people doesn't even mention it or even ask me if I'm interested then I feel like I can play with them.

These are the ones who get offended if I reply to "how are you" with "I'm sorry but you're not my type". They then tell me they were just chatting and not asking me to play.

So I chat back. Politely and only responding to exactly what they say. If they then get infuriated and start calling me a fat cow (or worse) because I refuse to flirt then yes, I will report them.

The problem is that they are the guys who see that I meet fairly often so have decided that even though they are not at all my type I am still going to meet and shag anyone who shows me attention.

wow

"

I do keep trying to tell people that I'm not nice but they don't believe me.

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