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Britain will run out of bald men by 2138....

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By *irtydevil666 OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol

Experts have predicted that the nation will eventually run out of follically-challenged men as so many people are getting hair transplants.

The prediction comes as the number of baldies in the UK fell by more than 500,000 over the past decade with experts saying stars such as Wayne Rooney and Bradley Cooper have made hair transplants popular.

In 2012, there was an estimated 7 million men with either thinning hair or none at all and the number has now reduced to a little more than 6.4 million.

Electrical engineer Steve Graves is saving up for a hair transplant and is not surprised that the procedure is becoming more popular.

He told a newspaper: "I'm not one of those guys who actually suits a bald head. Transplants seem pretty successful these days and you can get it done from between £3,000 and £7,000 which I think is worth it."

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

There will always be people who are just happy with themselves and not care.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Bald. Don't care. I know who had a hair transplant. Just looked sore and didn't work properly. Wave it goodbye when it's gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one here will be around to confirm that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one here will be around to confirm that "

Pffft... Says you. I'm immortal until proven otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one here will be around to confirm that

Pffft... Says you. I'm immortal until proven otherwise"

Did you mean to spell it with a T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one here will be around to confirm that

Pffft... Says you. I'm immortal until proven otherwise

Did you mean to spell it with a T "

Well, that too I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Experts have predicted that the nation will eventually run out of follically-challenged men as so many people are getting hair transplants.

The prediction comes as the number of baldies in the UK fell by more than 500,000 over the past decade with experts saying stars such as Wayne Rooney and Bradley Cooper have made hair transplants popular.

In 2012, there was an estimated 7 million men with either thinning hair or none at all and the number has now reduced to a little more than 6.4 million.

Electrical engineer Steve Graves is saving up for a hair transplant and is not surprised that the procedure is becoming more popular.

He told a newspaper: "I'm not one of those guys who actually suits a bald head. Transplants seem pretty successful these days and you can get it done from between £3,000 and £7,000 which I think is worth it.""

Noooooooo!

Missy x

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By *unnyman84Man
over a year ago

maidstone

Bald men are the sexist men alive hands down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There will always be people who are just happy with themselves and not care."

Yep, I couldn't care less. I prefer being a mostly hassle free baldy. Quick shave once or twice a week is much easier over shampoo and hair products and combing and styling and hair cuts.

I feel sad that people feel they need to do it but if it helps them be more confident and better within themselves then it isn't much harm done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So long as it does not affect the huma(male) sex drive then it really shouldn't be an issue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't say I was bald but if I was a car tyre I would be illegal

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I wouldn't say I was bald but if I was a car tyre I would be illegal "

Why are you wearing 3mm of rubber on your head???

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By *an1978Woman
over a year ago

GONE/TIMEOUT (No DMs please)

Awww love a baldy

That said, it will probably take a lot longer to reach deepest darkest Wales so we should be ok for now.

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By *estivalMan
over a year ago

borehamwood

Shaved my head 20 years ago as soon as it started thinning wouldnt do a hair transplant even if i had the money to waste on one

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By *oodoodMan
over a year ago

Suffolk / Essex borders

I'd rather not have to spend hours getting my hair right. I like being able to dry my head in 30 seconds out of the shower and I'm done

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I can imagine that other better treatments will be produced, that help to prevent hair loss and to sustain its growth, as I can't see most balding men having transplants

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham


"I can imagine that other better treatments will be produced, that help to prevent hair loss and to sustain its growth, as I can't see most balding men having transplants "

Even if I could get my hair back by taking one pill with no side effects, I wouldn't. My bald head looks and feels better than hair ever did. And it's so much more convenient.

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

MK

Well judging by the population change in the UK. It is very likely no one British will be here. So no bald men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Started losing my hair at 28 and within a few years bald bar the strip at the back and sides. Dislike being bald, but as I'm older now, hair wouldn't suit as false hair doesn't suit naturally balding men. So, now I keep it very very closely clipped. Being a retired expert peruquier I can always tell false hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Started losing my hair at 28 and within a few years bald bar the strip at the back and sides. Dislike being bald, but as I'm older now, hair wouldn't suit as false hair doesn't suit naturally balding men. So, now I keep it very very closely clipped. Being a retired expert peruquier I can always tell false hair. "

However, all the remaing hair covers my body. And is mostly dark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll still be rocking the ol' chrome dome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im having mine done in November, ive noticed the last two year its started receding, i bic'd it during lockdown i looked terrible so opting for a hair transplant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m thinning a bit but not badly. I’d consider a hair transplant if it gets much worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my work colleagues had a hair transplant and it looks amazing! He looks 20 years younger!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I’m thinning a bit but not badly. I’d consider a hair transplant if it gets much worse. "

Don't. Shave it. Don't be that man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m thinning a bit but not badly. I’d consider a hair transplant if it gets much worse.

Don't. Shave it. Don't be that man! "

I shaved my hair for about 10 years as a teen. I’m making the most of my hair these days so when it finally goes I’ll have to consider a transplant.

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Who are these experts?

Although we don't know exactly what causes male pattern baldness, we know it's linked to testosterone (or more specifically a byproduct enzyme of testosterone conversion to DHT)... I don't know how hair transplant or sticking hair follicles in your scalp, will influence the biochemistry of the body.

Than again, I might be wrong...I'm no expert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who are these experts?

Although we don't know exactly what causes male pattern baldness, we know it's linked to testosterone (or more specifically a byproduct enzyme of testosterone conversion to DHT)... I don't know how hair transplant or sticking hair follicles in your scalp, will influence the biochemistry of the body.

Than again, I might be wrong...I'm no expert "

No, you are totally correct. The body and looks adapt naturally. I stopped wearing my temporary toupee when it came of in a mountain spa in Switzerland on the water slide. Lol

I suggest thinning haired guys try Regain first. Cheaper than a transplant and not painful.

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