FabSwingers.com forum: What is YOUR breaking news ?

By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

I've just watched a good film called 'I care a lot',now I'm having a jam donut as part of my 5 a day.......

What's YOUR breaking news?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm D*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just broke wind.

Breaking wind get it ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm D*unk

Is that why your spelling has improved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm D*unk

When I see your name I'm reminded of the song

It's Midnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm D*unk

Is that why your spelling has improved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm D*unk

Is that why your spelling has improved

So what's the tipple. X

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Back after 6 month's fabcation. What's new? This thread is just what I need to get up to speed.

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

I saw my Small perform at our village "do", I've never seen them perform before - I'm such a proud mama

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

About to do the washing up.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

I made myself chicken wings for dinner, in the air fryer - I'm generally proud of myself whenever I feed myself because I forget to do it most of the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found a forgotten fruit cake at the back of the cupboard, not sure how long it's been there but it tasted nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I successfully built a flat pack piece of furniture today. I don’t like it now it’s built, but I still did it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm D*unk

Is that why your spelling has improved

So what's the tipple. X"

Pink Fizzing innit

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've just discovered my 2nd ever grey pubic hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm D*unk

Is that why your spelling has improved

So what's the tipple. X

Pink Fizzing innit"

Sounds absolutely delightful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not breaking news here, just breaking wind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm D*unk

Is that why your spelling has improved

So what's the tipple. X

Pink Fizzing innit"

Watch the bubbles don't go up your snozzle while flirting with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm D*unk

Is that why your spelling has improved

So what's the tipple. X

Pink Fizzing innit

Watch the bubbles don't go up your snozzle while flirting with me.

Are we flirting

Will you hold my hair if i barf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is that there’s no nocturnal thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm D*unk

Is that why your spelling has improved

So what's the tipple. X

Pink Fizzing innit

Watch the bubbles don't go up your snozzle while flirting with me.

Are we flirting

Will you hold my hair if i barf"

I believe we are.

I'll hold it if you take it off first

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Breaking News.....Body of missing teen Kieran Williams, 18, found as cops arrest five people over ‘conspiracy to murder’.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our Carol is getting married. I hope she'll still tell us the weather in the morning. Just keep bouncing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm D*unk

Is that why your spelling has improved

So what's the tipple. X

Pink Fizzing innit

Watch the bubbles don't go up your snozzle while flirting with me.

Are we flirting

Will you hold my hair if i barf

I believe we are.

I'll hold it if you take it off first

Take my hair off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm D*unk

Is that why your spelling has improved

So what's the tipple. X

Pink Fizzing innit

Watch the bubbles don't go up your snozzle while flirting with me.

Are we flirting

Will you hold my hair if i barf

I believe we are.

I'll hold it if you take it off first

Take my hair off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm D*unk

Is that why your spelling has improved

So what's the tipple. X

Pink Fizzing innit

Watch the bubbles don't go up your snozzle while flirting with me.

Are we flirting

Will you hold my hair if i barf

I believe we are.

I'll hold it if you take it off first

Take my hair off

Right back to flirting time to up your game

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By *unnyman84Man
over a year ago

maidstone

"I successfully built a flat pack piece of furniture today. I don’t like it now it’s built, but I still did it!"

Hope you did it naked?

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I just reattached a door after it's hinges ripped off and the holes were threaded.

My not be a big deal to some, but I'm quite proud of myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I successfully built a flat pack piece of furniture today. I don’t like it now it’s built, but I still did it!

Hope you did it naked?"

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By *bw44DDWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

My breaking news is that I’m going to be sleeping with the light on tonight after watching stranger things

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"I found a forgotten fruit cake at the back of the cupboard, not sure how long it's been there but it tasted nice "

You didn't save me any?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found a forgotten fruit cake at the back of the cupboard, not sure how long it's been there but it tasted nice

You didn't save me any?

There might be a little bit....I also found a packet of strawberry angel delight, I can whip that up for you, I don't remember buying angel delight though

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"I just reattached a door after it's hinges ripped off and the holes were threaded.

My not be a big deal to some, but I'm quite proud of myself.

Oh, and I 'did' do it naked!

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Just got back from a lovely meet with a really sexy man, and sent the videos to hubby who is working tonight

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

My amps blown

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"I found a forgotten fruit cake at the back of the cupboard, not sure how long it's been there but it tasted nice

You didn't save me any?

There might be a little bit....I also found a packet of strawberry angel delight, I can whip that up for you, I don't remember buying angel delight though

He'll love you forever for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke my favorite chair

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By *estivalMan
over a year ago

borehamwood

Have had the last few staples taken out today from the surgery i had woo hoo

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By *oodoodMan
over a year ago

Suffolkish

Just realised that today was Thursday and not Friday so I've gained a day

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

I have very nearly, kind of, almost finally finished Ghost Recon Wildlands.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I broke my favorite chair

Your second favourite will be excited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same old, same old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somewhere along the way I lost a step, got sloppy, dulled my own edge. Maybe I went and did the worst crime of all: I got civilized.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Modernity treated myself to new phone after 7 years.

Her: peeping Jane has her nose on my keyboard and said that’s a big one!

Me: that’s what she said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My breaking news is that I’m going to be sleeping with the light on tonight after watching stranger things

Just watching S4-E1 now. Nuttin' scary so far. El just got shit from that Angela bitch and did that thrusting her hand out thing but nothing happened.

Scariest thing is how weird it is to see all the kids looking so much older

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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Watching Rory McIlroy playing golf in The Canadian open

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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Boiling some rice .. exciting stuff

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