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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Hey. Anyone up for a bit of 'platty joobs' bank hol flirty fun?

Reminder of the rules, shamelessly stolen from a previous NSP thread:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'll flirt shamelessly. I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

But to dirty to flirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure why not

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm in I think

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Cautiously in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thing is

I only fancy one man but lots of women

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I might be in

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

I’m in

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

Yes please, I'm in.

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

A message has just arrived in my inbox for Mrs Rickshawed. Saying She looks amazing in her profile pic, as well as many others on their profile

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By *ay9971Man
over a year ago

Manchester/London

I’m in x

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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Popping in for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy her over there with the lovely jubblies, and him……you know the one, he’s got a very big thingy.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"A message has just arrived in my inbox for Mrs Rickshawed. Saying She looks amazing in her profile pic, as well as many others on their profile"

Why thank you. Please consult Google for your nearest Specsavers

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

MarcPolaris...this gorgeous lady, with the most incredible eyes you gazed upon, wants me to tell you that you are a gorgeous human being

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most sexy woman wants me to tell DX2019 that his photos are fucking hot - and he’s well on her hotlist

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

Another one for Mrs Rickshawed you have an amazing body.

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

First delivery of the night from me is to justanothergirl, where another lovely lady wants her to know.... "that this girl loves that peachy bum "

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Another one for Mrs Rickshawed you have an amazing body."

Thank you. Good thing the pictures were taken before tonights lazy dinner of ham and pineapple pizza, battered chips and veinetta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll play . May aswell kill some time

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"The most sexy woman wants me to tell DX2019 that his photos are fucking hot - and he’s well on her hotlist "

Guessing she mis-clicked by hotlisting lol. I'm sure I could find some more pics though if not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MarcPolaris...this gorgeous lady, with the most incredible eyes you gazed upon, wants me to tell you that you are a gorgeous human being

"

She is always welcome to flutter those eyelashes towards me

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I’d like to play please and always happy to play postie

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By *safun2016Man
over a year ago

Harlow

Sounds fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First delivery of the night from me is to justanothergirl, where another lovely lady wants her to know.... "that this girl loves that peachy bum " "

It's better in person.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Message for That dancing guy on fab. This gorgeous lady says that you're welcome to dance on her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god… it’s been a while

I’m in! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"Message for That dancing guy on fab. This gorgeous lady says that you're welcome to dance on her "

I'll even let her choose the song

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Another message this time, from another lovely lady of fab.....

could you tell ThatDancingGuyOnFab that his recent pony video had me in stitches and that he is gorgeous and funny perfect mix anonymous please.

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

so my super sexy ( and she is very sexy indeed ) asked me to relay the following message :

Could you let Keyser Soze know that he's a gorgeous human being and he needs to grace fab with more cock pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

******Breaking News******Breaking News******

We go live to our correspondent for deviant affairs, Shagmaster McMuffin.

It’s been rumoured that a devilishly handsome fellow here wants to let Just Another Girl know….”that I’d love to get my hands on that hot bum of hers. I guess for now the pics will do though haha”

I’ve approached JAG’s publicist for comment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rickshawed! I have a gentleman in my DM’s who wants me to tell you:

“Lady I’d love to pop that balloon with my hard on!”

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’m in

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Will dip my toe...

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Another message for That Dancing Guy. This luscious lady would love you to teach her a few moves

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Rickshawed! I have a gentleman in my DM’s who wants me to tell you:

“Lady I’d love to pop that balloon with my hard on!”

"

Oh go on then. As long as that's not the only explosion I'd feel

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"Another message this time, from another lovely lady of fab.....

could you tell ThatDancingGuyOnFab that his recent pony video had me in stitches and that he is gorgeous and funny perfect mix anonymous please."

I'm trying to channel my inner Ryan Reynolds

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By *anclad20500Man
over a year ago

Salford

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rather suave gentlemen would like to tell curiouskitty250...that its good to see her back on one of these. Certainly wouldn't mind seeing where curiosity could lead us both if we met haha

I'd give him a whirl.

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

A message this time from a fellow gent, this time is for...

Kinky inked bi - she is absolutely gorgeous and I would love to take a closer look at her tattoos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"******Breaking News******Breaking News******

We go live to our correspondent for deviant affairs, Shagmaster McMuffin.

It’s been rumoured that a devilishly handsome fellow here wants to let Just Another Girl know….”that I’d love to get my hands on that hot bum of hers. I guess for now the pics will do though haha”

I’ve approached JAG’s publicist for comment. "

Bloody bank holiday, can't get hold of anyone. They'll just have to approach me directly I'm afraid.

I don't bite.

Honest....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A rather suave gentlemen would like to tell curiouskitty250...that its good to see her back on one of these. Certainly wouldn't mind seeing where curiosity could lead us both if we met haha

I'd give him a whirl."

It has been a while!

He’s a charmer this one

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"Another message for That Dancing Guy. This luscious lady would love you to teach her a few moves "

I'll teach her some money moves

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By *r9inchMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent/south cheshire

I’m in

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Another message from a hottie to pass on...

Hi. Could you please tell Piscean Dream that his pictures are very ooooftable, and most enjoyable

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My goodness he's on fire tonight. Another one for That Dancing Guy. My gorgeous mate says she looks forward to seeing your sexy moves personally one day

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

A dapper gent would like to declare his flame for wildblonde69:

Her smile looks infectious and he wouldn't mind a taste of her lips.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Msg for DX2019 a stunning friend says

DX2019 your my ideal man in so many ways, if only I can grab your attention

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Another message from a hottie to pass on...

Hi. Could you please tell Piscean Dream that his pictures are very ooooftable, and most enjoyable"

Thank you very much

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Another, but different hottie to last the last message (too many hot people on the forums tonight) has asked

Please could you tell curiouskitty and kinky inked bi...I'm ready to explore my bi side now

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Curiouskitty a very handsome friend says

. Can u plz tell kitty that “ oh my days I’d purr for her “

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By *r9inchMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent/south cheshire

A stunning lady just sent me this…

Could you tell DX2019 that one of these days I’m going to get that tie, and pull him in for a kiss with it?

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Msg for DX2019 a stunning friend says

DX2019 your my ideal man in so many ways, if only I can grab your attention "

I'm sure you can think of a way to do so. Grab away

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"My goodness he's on fire tonight. Another one for That Dancing Guy. My gorgeous mate says she looks forward to seeing your sexy moves personally one day "

Intriguing

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"A stunning lady just sent me this…

Could you tell DX2019 that one of these days I’m going to get that tie, and pull him in for a kiss with it?"

I'm flattered. Get over here haha

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

The snappy dressers are out in force for wildblonde69. This particular chap says:

I’d like nothing more than to get wild with her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In. Will be back to send and post messages shortly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A very sexy lady friend wishes me to relay the following :

Please tell that dancing guy I would love to do magic on his Mike and make it disappear

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

I'm in

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Just another girl. I think my hot hot mate needs cooling down. He says he's still waiting for that ice cube from you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another, but different hottie to last the last message (too many hot people on the forums tonight) has asked

Please could you tell curiouskitty and kinky inked bi...I'm ready to explore my bi side now"

Oh! I like to help with exploration

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in if it’s not too late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Curiouskitty a very handsome friend says

. Can u plz tell kitty that “ oh my days I’d purr for her “"

Meeeoowww

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Another message from a fellow gent...

Can you please tell Biromancegirl that she looks really hot in those glasses?

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton


"Another message from a fellow gent...

Can you please tell Biromancegirl that she looks really hot in those glasses?"

well thank you

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Curious Kitty. My lovely mate wants to let you know that you look amazing, just the way you are

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

an you just another girl my beard is lonely can you sit on it will keep your fine tush warm from shagnar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"an you just another girl my beard is lonely can you sit on it will keep your fine tush warm from shagnar"

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I'm in

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

More post, this time for kinky_inked_bi....

Could you let Kinky_Inked_Bi know that her eyes are almost as eye-catching and mind blowing as her boobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

ell curious kitty does she want some ginger on ginger action haha

you need a hand with your let me know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Curious Kitty. My lovely mate wants to let you know that you look amazing, just the way you are"

Aww, that’s sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"A very sexy lady friend wishes me to relay the following :

Please tell that dancing guy I would love to do magic on his Mike and make it disappear "

oh my...someone that knows my real name, I wonder who that can be

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

A hot lady of the forums has asked...

Hi, could you tell Piscean dream I'd like a up close and personal showing of all of his tattoos. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A message for all readers of this topic and of this post :

regardless weather you have received a message or not, your very much loved by someone and whilst it maybe some one you know or someone you don’t you all are very special in your own individual and unique way and to the world you maybe one person but to one person you are their world

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I’m in

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

This HOT fiery lady wants me to be a dear and let Liaisonseeker know he has one of the peachiest bums she has seen on a man in ages!

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

Hello. Could you let Shagnar Lothbrok know that he rocks that beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello. Could you let Shagnar Lothbrok know that he rocks that beard "

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

A hot lady has reappeared in my inbox, this time with the message

Could you let Tea Monkey know that I hope to devour him before too long

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"Another, but different hottie to last the last message (too many hot people on the forums tonight) has asked

Please could you tell curiouskitty and kinky inked bi...I'm ready to explore my bi side now"

If I can help….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just another girl. I think my hot hot mate needs cooling down. He says he's still waiting for that ice cube from you "

Ready when he is

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"A hot lady of the forums has asked...

Hi, could you tell Piscean dream I'd like a up close and personal showing of all of his tattoos. Thanks"

I may be open to showing in person

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"First delivery of the night from me is to justanothergirl, where another lovely lady wants her to know.... "that this girl loves that peachy bum "

It's better in person. "

I’m gonna need to find out for myself

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

tell _ancer36 i didn't get snog at mls and like one at the next if i am good From shagnar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"an you just another girl my beard is lonely can you sit on it will keep your fine tush warm from shagnar"

I do enjoy a beard.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"A message this time from a fellow gent, this time is for...

Kinky inked bi - she is absolutely gorgeous and I would love to take a closer look at her tattoos"

Very kind thank you

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By *uriousirish7Man
over a year ago

cork

Why not, I’m in

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"More post, this time for kinky_inked_bi....

Could you let Kinky_Inked_Bi know that her eyes are almost as eye-catching and mind blowing as her boobs?"

Why thank you

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

A ridiculously hot friend of mine has asked

Message for Tea monkey - can you ask him if he could lend me a hand on my next train journey

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"This HOT fiery lady wants me to be a dear and let Liaisonseeker know he has one of the peachiest bums she has seen on a man in ages!"

It's a work in progress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"an you just another girl my beard is lonely can you sit on it will keep your fine tush warm from shagnar

I do enjoy a beard."

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By *anclad20500Man
over a year ago

Salford


"More post, this time for kinky_inked_bi....

Could you let Kinky_Inked_Bi know that her eyes are almost as eye-catching and mind blowing as her boobs?

Why thank you "

I’d message and ask but you’ve got males turned off haha x

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A message for the lovely Dancer. My totally ooooftable mate says there's a lot more he wants to do with you than just kiss your arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First delivery of the night from me is to justanothergirl, where another lovely lady wants her to know.... "that this girl loves that peachy bum "

It's better in person.

I’m gonna need to find out for myself "

You bring the boobs I'll bring the bum.

It's like the perfect match.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tell _ancer36 i didn't get snog at mls and like one at the next if i am good From shagnar"
a post to be a secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ell curious kitty does she want some ginger on ginger action haha

you need a hand with your let me know"

Depends on the ginger really

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"First delivery of the night from me is to justanothergirl, where another lovely lady wants her to know.... "that this girl loves that peachy bum "

It's better in person.

I’m gonna need to find out for myself

You bring the boobs I'll bring the bum.

It's like the perfect match. "

I’m in

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton


"tell _ancer36 i didn't get snog at mls and like one at the next if i am good From shagnar a post to be a secret "
nah your not shy

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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Curiouskitty you are beautiful! From me

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"tell _ancer36 i didn't get snog at mls and like one at the next if i am good From shagnar a post to be a secret "

Haha - aw thanks! Xx

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"A message for the lovely Dancer. My totally ooooftable mate says there's a lot more he wants to do with you than just kiss your arse. "

Oooh this sounds interesting please feel free to make yourself known x

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Rickshawed you're up. A friend of mine has the following message

Could you please tell Rickshawed that I want Dee to use my face as a seat, please

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"A hot lady has reappeared in my inbox, this time with the message

Could you let Tea Monkey know that I hope to devour him before too long"

Ooh! Here’s hoping that it’s not too long

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"A ridiculously hot friend of mine has asked

Message for Tea monkey - can you ask him if he could lend me a hand on my next train journey"

I’m always happy to lend a hand to someone in need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Curiouskitty you are beautiful! From me "

Awwww!! Thank you sweetie!!

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"Just another girl. I think my hot hot mate needs cooling down. He says he's still waiting for that ice cube from you

Ready when he is "

Ready or not...here I come...you can't hide...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A message for the lovely Dancer. My totally ooooftable mate says there's a lot more he wants to do with you than just kiss your arse.

Oooh this sounds interesting please feel free to make yourself known x"

dancer shall we just former a orderly que for your arse haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A message for the lovely Dancer. My totally ooooftable mate says there's a lot more he wants to do with you than just kiss your arse.

Oooh this sounds interesting please feel free to make yourself known xdancer shall we just former a orderly que for your arse haha"

*form

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

Happy bank holiday all… just sliding “in” over here x

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Rickshawed you're up. A friend of mine has the following message

Could you please tell Rickshawed that I want Dee to use my face as a seat, please"

Sure, I'd give that a try. Will I find you in SCS?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out!

Might come back later

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Eh why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out!

Might come back later "

please do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rickshawed you're up. A friend of mine has the following message

Could you please tell Rickshawed that I want Dee to use my face as a seat, please

Sure, I'd give that a try. Will I find you in SCS? "

Nope

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

More mail from a hottie

Can you tell _klogan I’m looking forward to round two of our late night happy ending chats

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Rickshawed you're up. A friend of mine has the following message

Could you please tell Rickshawed that I want Dee to use my face as a seat, please

Sure, I'd give that a try. Will I find you in SCS?

Nope "

I'm not sure I can afford Oakfurnitureland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My my my, a hell of a guy would like to say...Could you please say to Sprockett that I like her. Is she tryna fuck?

There was some emojies on the end of that but they didn't copy..so I'll just add

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rickshawed you're up. A friend of mine has the following message

Could you please tell Rickshawed that I want Dee to use my face as a seat, please

Sure, I'd give that a try. Will I find you in SCS?

Nope

I'm not sure I can afford Oakfurnitureland "

pop in and see if you find me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just another girl. I think my hot hot mate needs cooling down. He says he's still waiting for that ice cube from you

Ready when he is

Ready or not...here I come...you can't hide... "

I totally sang that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message for the gorgeous TG

Can you wrap your mouth around my pole

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

We are in

Mrs D xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wowsers

Some of these

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"My my my, a hell of a guy would like to say...Could you please say to Sprockett that I like her. Is she tryna fuck?

There was some emojies on the end of that but they didn't copy..so I'll just add "

Oooo, tell me more.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My totally anonymous, mature mate wants to tell Dancer that he thinks your face is LENG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just another girl, my peng ting friend would like to tell you that your arse couldn't look more perfect if you tried

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire


"The snappy dressers are out in force for wildblonde69. This particular chap says:

I’d like nothing more than to get wild with her."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just another girl, my peng ting friend would like to tell you that your arse couldn't look more perfect if you tried "

Peng ting...I'm not with the youth of today Steve, I need translation.

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Either I've had a stroke or some of you aren't speaking English

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My totally anonymous, mature mate wants to tell Dancer that he thinks your face is LENG"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just another girl, my peng ting friend would like to tell you that your arse couldn't look more perfect if you tried

Peng ting...I'm not with the youth of today Steve, I need translation. "

He’s hot

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Just another girl this handsome friend say

can you just another girl my beard is lonely can you sit on it will keep your fine tush warm also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Either I've had a stroke or some of you aren't speaking English"

It’s me. I’m not speaking English

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This seductive lady would like to tell Dx2019...hey you're very cute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just another girl, my peng ting friend would like to tell you that your arse couldn't look more perfect if you tried

Peng ting...I'm not with the youth of today Steve, I need translation.

He’s hot "

I do like em hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My my my, a hell of a guy would like to say...Could you please say to Sprockett that I like her. Is she tryna fuck?

There was some emojies on the end of that but they didn't copy..so I'll just add

Oooo, tell me more. "

I’ll tell you whatever you want to know if you tell me the answer

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I'll just sit here quietly...

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A really hot friend of mine asked me to tell Just another Girl that he wants to asks her if she fancies a fuck?

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"This seductive lady would like to tell Dx2019...hey you're very cute.

"

Ah thanks. Feel free to make yourself known to me so I can thank you properly (as well as anyone who left a message for me earlier)

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Mrs Ducklings a very attractive friend says

Mrs _ucklings that its been a while since we spoke. But she's still firmly placed on my hotlist and her pics are still amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A really hot friend of mine asked me to tell Just another Girl that he wants to asks her if she fancies a fuck?

"

I kinda do actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just another girl this handsome friend say

can you just another girl my beard is lonely can you sit on it will keep your fine tush warm also "

Seems like a fine deal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This rather handsome man has entered my box with another message for this beauty

Would you please tell Just Another Girl that her arse is and her personality is *chef’s kiss*.

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby


"Mrs Ducklings a very attractive friend says

Mrs _ucklings that its been a while since we spoke. But she's still firmly placed on my hotlist and her pics are still amazing"

Thank you, please do reveal yourself xx

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"My my my, a hell of a guy would like to say...Could you please say to Sprockett that I like her. Is she tryna fuck?

There was some emojies on the end of that but they didn't copy..so I'll just add

Oooo, tell me more.

I’ll tell you whatever you want to know if you tell me the answer "

Tryna fuck what ?

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

Would you please tell Floro that if she looks at me like that with those eyes then I’ll do anything she wants me to. From the lovely SteveAndHisMagicPickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This rather handsome man has entered my box with another message for this beauty

Would you please tell Just Another Girl that her arse is and her personality is *chef’s kiss*. "

Ahhh I can't even be sarcastic to this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My my my, a hell of a guy would like to say...Could you please say to Sprockett that I like her. Is she tryna fuck?

There was some emojies on the end of that but they didn't copy..so I'll just add

Oooo, tell me more.

I’ll tell you whatever you want to know if you tell me the answer

Tryna fuck what ? "

My pickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This rather handsome man has entered my box with another message for this beauty

Would you please tell Just Another Girl that her arse is and her personality is *chef’s kiss*.

Ahhh I can't even be sarcastic to this. "

Mwahahahahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This rather gorgeous lady sent me this

Can you please tell DX2019 that his profile picture still gets my juices flowing the things we could do with his tie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you please tell Floro that if she looks at me like that with those eyes then I’ll do anything she wants me to. From the lovely SteveAndHisMagicPickle"

Cheers Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You man, It’s been real. Don’t take me too seriously.

But I do think you’re all peng though. Just that I’m usually better with words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This gentlemen would like to say...Could you let Floro know that I wish it was me entering her box.

We're not even past the 9oclock watershed!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you please tell Floro that if she looks at me like that with those eyes then I’ll do anything she wants me to. From the lovely SteveAndHisMagicPickle

Cheers Steve "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to send a message to everyone who didn’t get one

You’re lovely

And my god - we got some right players ain’t we

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"I’d like to send a message to everyone who didn’t get one

You’re lovely

And my god - we got some right players ain’t we "

I am most certainly not lovely

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very good friend of mine just asked me to pass this message on;

Would you please tell Biromancergirl that I want Little Simz - I see you to play everytime we get down to it. If you know what I mean

I’ve not got a clue but I hope that you do!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"My my my, a hell of a guy would like to say...Could you please say to Sprockett that I like her. Is she tryna fuck?

There was some emojies on the end of that but they didn't copy..so I'll just add

Oooo, tell me more.

I’ll tell you whatever you want to know if you tell me the answer

Tryna fuck what ?

My pickle "

Ooo, so hot & spicy.

I'm fond of a pickle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like to send a message to everyone who didn’t get one

You’re lovely

And my god - we got some right players ain’t we "

Thank you I needed this because I thought I was ugly for a moment.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"This gentlemen would like to say...Could you let Floro know that I wish it was me entering her box.

We're not even past the 9oclock watershed!!!"

This thread needs a post-watershed spin-off

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"A really hot friend of mine asked me to tell Just another Girl that he wants to asks her if she fancies a fuck?

I kinda do actually"

Don’t you want to know who it’s from or is that just a general ‘yes’ to fucking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This gentlemen would like to say...Could you let Floro know that I wish it was me entering her box.

We're not even past the 9oclock watershed!!!"

Listen

It’s been a dry spell - you’re welcome

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton


"A very good friend of mine just asked me to pass this message on;

Would you please tell Biromancergirl that I want Little Simz - I see you to play everytime we get down to it. If you know what I mean

I’ve not got a clue but I hope that you do! "

haha definitely

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom


"More mail from a hottie

Can you tell _klogan I’m looking forward to round two of our late night happy ending chats "

On it…

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"This rather gorgeous lady sent me this

Can you please tell DX2019 that his profile picture still gets my juices flowing the things we could do with his tie

"

Please send suggestions to my inbox and we can discuss those flowing juices hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Again again?

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