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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I do love urban dictionary. Very helpful when new phrases pop up on fab. But it also has the most ridiculous definitions.

So, a challenge. Who can find the most innocuous, innocent thing that has a totally filthy meaning.

For example - "pork pie" brings up eating naughty pork pies in the bath. The process of inserting processed meat into the rectum while in the bath.

Who can best that?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I do love urban dictionary. Very helpful when new phrases pop up on fab. But it also has the most ridiculous definitions.

So, a challenge. Who can find the most innocuous, innocent thing that has a totally filthy meaning.

For example - "pork pie" brings up eating naughty pork pies in the bath. The process of inserting processed meat into the rectum while in the bath.

Who can best that? "

Nope can't see how that will beaten tbf ..

That's an actual thing ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do love urban dictionary. Very helpful when new phrases pop up on fab. But it also has the most ridiculous definitions.

So, a challenge. Who can find the most innocuous, innocent thing that has a totally filthy meaning.

For example - "pork pie" brings up eating naughty pork pies in the bath. The process of inserting processed meat into the rectum while in the bath.

Who can best that? "

I see your pork pie and raise you Portuguese breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't do it - that rabbit hole can be mentally scarring

Alaskan pipeline

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By *iberius61Man
over a year ago

Pontefract


"...I see your pork pie and raise you Portuguese breakfast "

Nope, I'm not looking. I'm pretty sure this is a case of don't know, don't want to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I do love urban dictionary. Very helpful when new phrases pop up on fab. But it also has the most ridiculous definitions.

So, a challenge. Who can find the most innocuous, innocent thing that has a totally filthy meaning.

For example - "pork pie" brings up eating naughty pork pies in the bath. The process of inserting processed meat into the rectum while in the bath.

Who can best that?

I see your pork pie and raise you Portuguese breakfast "

Not bad. But I only like scrambled eggs on toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't do it - that rabbit hole can be mentally scarring

Alaskan pipeline "

Eww that is grim

Gopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will forever be scarred by the one time someone mentioned munging on here

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Don't do it - that rabbit hole can be mentally scarring

Alaskan pipeline "

Gross, but funny

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

The two things that spring to mind thinking about urban dictionary are 'angry dragon' and 'alabama hot pocket'.

Despite any curiosity, I advise you not to look up the second one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't do it - that rabbit hole can be mentally scarring

Alaskan pipeline "

I feel it's cold. What's going on?

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Cleveland Steamer - sounds like a pleasure boat in America….. the definition is pretty far from this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The two things that spring to mind thinking about urban dictionary are 'angry dragon' and 'alabama hot pocket'.

Despite any curiosity, I advise you not to look up the second one "

EWWW!!

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

There's an awful lot of poop involved in these answers so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cleveland Steamer - sounds like a pleasure boat in America….. the definition is pretty far from this! "

FFS!! I can't even stand the toilet paper breaking as I wipe my arse..

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Rainbow kiss - nowhere near as nice as it sounds!

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I quite like wet Weetabix. Nutritious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do love urban dictionary. Very helpful when new phrases pop up on fab. But it also has the most ridiculous definitions.

So, a challenge. Who can find the most innocuous, innocent thing that has a totally filthy meaning.

For example - "pork pie" brings up eating naughty pork pies in the bath. The process of inserting processed meat into the rectum while in the bath.

Who can best that? "

Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do love urban dictionary. Very helpful when new phrases pop up on fab. But it also has the most ridiculous definitions.

So, a challenge. Who can find the most innocuous, innocent thing that has a totally filthy meaning.

For example - "pork pie" brings up eating naughty pork pies in the bath. The process of inserting processed meat into the rectum while in the bath.

Who can best that? "

That’s thievery by the urbanites, Pork Pie is a fib

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will forever be scarred by the one time someone mentioned munging on here "

That can't possibly be true.

Who would dig a body up to do this?

More likely to happen in the mortuary or funeral parlor.

Total nonsense.

Hang on though.

Does that mean I'm going to be mungged when I'm brown bread?

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By *layisbetterwithLaughterMan
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Not the most obscure, but in terms of what it means you could not be more surprised by Figging imo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Example number 216 that I do not belong in the forums: threads about urban dictionary

* love most of you really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will forever be scarred by the one time someone mentioned munging on here

That can't possibly be true.

Who would dig a body up to do this?

More likely to happen in the mortuary or funeral parlor.

Total nonsense.

Hang on though.

Does that mean I'm going to be mungged when I'm brown bread?

"

If you're lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Dutch oven isn't something people use to bake bread either

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Cleveland Steamer - sounds like a pleasure boat in America….. the definition is pretty far from this! "

It's another great tome from the house of VIZ, ripping out torn pages from 182-191.

Pure arse wad!

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

I am not looking any of these up, i feel i will be scarred for life

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I do love urban dictionary. Very helpful when new phrases pop up on fab. But it also has the most ridiculous definitions.

So, a challenge. Who can find the most innocuous, innocent thing that has a totally filthy meaning.

For example - "pork pie" brings up eating naughty pork pies in the bath. The process of inserting processed meat into the rectum while in the bath.

Who can best that? "

You should try the Viz Profanisaurus. Especially all entries under "Dutch".

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"A Dutch oven isn't something people use to bake bread either "

That has a name? I thought that was just something married couples did for fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha I’m laughing my head off at some of these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spicy gringo.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Rhyming slang, just in...

Amber Heard:

Definition 1: Turd, as in "Oh bugger! I've just stood in an Amber Heard"

Definition 2: Absurd, as in "You are being so Amber Heard, coming out with vicious lies like tha!t"

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I've literally just had a message about "knotting".

I know now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do love urban dictionary. Very helpful when new phrases pop up on fab. But it also has the most ridiculous definitions.

So, a challenge. Who can find the most innocuous, innocent thing that has a totally filthy meaning.

For example - "pork pie" brings up eating naughty pork pies in the bath. The process of inserting processed meat into the rectum while in the bath.

Who can best that? "

OK, with this, and the muff diving thread, I think I'll tap out for a while. It's not even a full moon.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Rosebud/Rosebudding

There's a cottage on the Essex coastline with this name...do they know?

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Rosebud/Rosebudding

There's a cottage on the Essex coastline with this name...do they know?"

Perhaps it's their way of letting the neighbours know about their anal prolapse, so they always have comfy cushions on their chairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rosebud/Rosebudding

There's a cottage on the Essex coastline with this name...do they know?

Perhaps it's their way of letting the neighbours know about their anal prolapse, so they always have comfy cushions on their chairs "

They'll tell you it's because of their love for Citizen Kane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did an entry in it and am currently in the lead with my definition

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Monkey Face.

Dirty Sanchez.

Winston

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Blue waffle

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Monkey Face.

Dirty Sanchez.

Winston "

Monkey face is genuinely amusing. Not sure that would turn anyone on, but each to their own.

But otherwise why is there do much about poop?!

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

The troubling thing is that most of these phrases could easily be the name of a craft beer

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By *iggingMan
over a year ago

Oldham

Someone keeps posting about "dusting "..what does it mean?

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By *pun84Man
over a year ago

Doncaster

Here's a good one, search for your 1st name put dirty in front of it search take the first result ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do love urban dictionary. Very helpful when new phrases pop up on fab. But it also has the most ridiculous definitions.

So, a challenge. Who can find the most innocuous, innocent thing that has a totally filthy meaning.

For example - "pork pie" brings up eating naughty pork pies in the bath. The process of inserting processed meat into the rectum while in the bath.

Who can best that?

I see your pork pie and raise you Portuguese breakfast "

Nope thats enough internet for today

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Dirty thunderstorm

Angry gecko

Hot Mike.

A

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Monkey Face.

Dirty Sanchez.

Winston

Monkey face is genuinely amusing. Not sure that would turn anyone on, but each to their own.

But otherwise why is there do much about poop?! "

I laughed my arse off at monkey Face.

Dirty sanchez was a bit more than

#toomuchpoop

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've literally just had a message about "knotting".

I know now..."

Sorry

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Roger's Profanisaurus in Viz is the authoritative work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I will be damned, upside down pineapple is on there. I wonder if someone from Fab added it

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"I've literally just had a message about "knotting".

I know now...

Sorry "

Yeah, you. Quit it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've literally just had a message about "knotting".

I know now...

Sorry

Yeah, you. Quit it! "

I'll make it up to you in Slough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slovakian traffic cone

The “Slovakian traffic cone” is the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation orange traffic cone into the anus of your sexual partner and the jizzing, puking, pissing and shitting into the traffic cone. Then you take a plunger and force the concoction through the traffic cone and into the girls intestines. She then takes a large dose of laxatives and shits out the concoction onto your chest while wearing the traffic cone as a hat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slovakian traffic cone

The “Slovakian traffic cone” is the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation orange traffic cone into the anus of your sexual partner and the jizzing, puking, pissing and shitting into the traffic cone. Then you take a plunger and force the concoction through the traffic cone and into the girls intestines. She then takes a large dose of laxatives and shits out the concoction onto your chest while wearing the traffic cone as a hat.

"

Jesus - couldn't you have left the definition? Where's the eye bleach?!

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Well I will be damned, upside down pineapple is on there. I wonder if someone from Fab added it "

I think I prefer upside down pineapple cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slovakian traffic cone

The “Slovakian traffic cone” is the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation orange traffic cone into the anus of your sexual partner and the jizzing, puking, pissing and shitting into the traffic cone. Then you take a plunger and force the concoction through the traffic cone and into the girls intestines. She then takes a large dose of laxatives and shits out the concoction onto your chest while wearing the traffic cone as a hat.

Jesus - couldn't you have left the definition? Where's the eye bleach?! "

maybe abit much for 8:45 am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slovakian traffic cone

The “Slovakian traffic cone” is the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation orange traffic cone into the anus of your sexual partner and the jizzing, puking, pissing and shitting into the traffic cone. Then you take a plunger and force the concoction through the traffic cone and into the girls intestines. She then takes a large dose of laxatives and shits out the concoction onto your chest while wearing the traffic cone as a hat.

"

What's that got to do with Slovakia?

(Should I be concerned that this is the only question I have after reading your explanation?)

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Slovakian traffic cone

The “Slovakian traffic cone” is the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation orange traffic cone into the anus of your sexual partner and the jizzing, puking, pissing and shitting into the traffic cone. Then you take a plunger and force the concoction through the traffic cone and into the girls intestines. She then takes a large dose of laxatives and shits out the concoction onto your chest while wearing the traffic cone as a hat.

What's that got to do with Slovakia?

(Should I be concerned that this is the only question I have after reading your explanation?)"

I had the same thought

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By *abudhabidooMan
over a year ago

Abu Dhabi, Dubai, Surrey


"I will forever be scarred by the one time someone mentioned munging on here "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slovakian traffic cone

The “Slovakian traffic cone” is the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation orange traffic cone into the anus of your sexual partner and the jizzing, puking, pissing and shitting into the traffic cone. Then you take a plunger and force the concoction through the traffic cone and into the girls intestines. She then takes a large dose of laxatives and shits out the concoction onto your chest while wearing the traffic cone as a hat.

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Ffs, I can’t I unsee it. I hope Slovakia get mullered at the next 5 Eurovisions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slovakian traffic cone

The “Slovakian traffic cone” is the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation orange traffic cone into the anus of your sexual partner and the jizzing, puking, pissing and shitting into the traffic cone. Then you take a plunger and force the concoction through the traffic cone and into the girls intestines. She then takes a large dose of laxatives and shits out the concoction onto your chest while wearing the traffic cone as a hat.

"

Good Lord I need to log off and go get some fresh air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slovakian traffic cone

The “Slovakian traffic cone” is the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation orange traffic cone into the anus of your sexual partner and the jizzing, puking, pissing and shitting into the traffic cone. Then you take a plunger and force the concoction through the traffic cone and into the girls intestines. She then takes a large dose of laxatives and shits out the concoction onto your chest while wearing the traffic cone as a hat.

Jesus - couldn't you have left the definition? Where's the eye bleach?!

maybe abit much for 8:45 am "

Just a tad

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Gatsby wins

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