FabSwingers.com forum: Muff diving

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We were talking about this at work (at work not at home). During lunch time, canteen. Anyway naturally all the men love it. Even our apprentice. We all agreed about certain things; freshness, nice open clit, and tasty. Oh and a nice landing strip, well trimmed, not necessarily smooth. Of course everyone likes a smooth landing, but you can't always get everything in life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come work at your place??

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Given societal and peer pressure in the work place and not wanting to not ‘fit in’, I’m sure there’s a high risk that some of these people are merely agreeing to not be ostracised, but maybe not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't argue with the above. I love giving a good nuzzle for as long as I can breathe down there. Never had any complaints and more guys should do it as a prelude to the main course.

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By *ay9971Man
over a year ago

Manchester/London

It’s definitely at the top for me….hearing the moans when eating a nice pussy is the best feeling ever xx

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Echoing above, it's not as universal as you would think.

Just like not all ladies like sucking cock, not all men like dining downstairs.

I've even met some ladies that don't like it being done to them.

Horses for courses and all that.

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By *tooveMan
over a year ago

belfast

What's an open clit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We were talking about this at work (at work not at home). During lunch time, canteen. Anyway naturally all the men love it. Even our apprentice. We all agreed about certain things; freshness, nice open clit, and tasty. Oh and a nice landing strip, well trimmed, not necessarily smooth. Of course everyone likes a smooth landing, but you can't always get everything in life. "

How do I open my clit?

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By *ay9971Man
over a year ago

Manchester/London

How do I open my clit? "

With a clit opener hehe x

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"Can I come work at your place?? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How do I open my clit? "

What you can't open your flower? Why that's criminal. How can men smell her sweetness in bloom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It all seems just a little bit *unhygienic* to me, OP.

I mean ladies wee from those parts, and not so far away is the poop shute

Can’t we talk about something more civilised, like afternoon tea or croquet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I open my clit?

What you can't open your flower? Why that's criminal. How can men smell her sweetness in bloom? "

My flower? My clitoris doesn’t produce any smell, that I’m aware of. Are you getting female anatomy mixed up here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It all seems just a little bit *unhygienic* to me, OP.

I mean ladies wee from those parts, and not so far away is the poop shute

Can’t we talk about something more civilised, like afternoon tea or croquet? "

What do you mean you don't like muff diving? I'm not being funny but are you feeling unwell? High temperature? I highly recommend you seek medical advice ASAP.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How do I open my clit?

What you can't open your flower? Why that's criminal. How can men smell her sweetness in bloom?

My flower? My clitoris doesn’t produce any smell, that I’m aware of. Are you getting female anatomy mixed up here? "

She may not produce any smell but I'm sure on closer inspection she must taste, which automatically means she has a nice aroma? The two go hand in hand. Well that's my experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It all seems just a little bit *unhygienic* to me, OP.

I mean ladies wee from those parts, and not so far away is the poop shute

Can’t we talk about something more civilised, like afternoon tea or croquet?

What do you mean you don't like muff diving? I'm not being funny but are you feeling unwell? High temperature? I highly recommend you seek medical advice ASAP. "

I honestly can’t believe a gentleman would do that, OP, I mean .. how unseemly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It all seems just a little bit *unhygienic* to me, OP.

I mean ladies wee from those parts, and not so far away is the poop shute

Can’t we talk about something more civilised, like afternoon tea or croquet?

What do you mean you don't like muff diving? I'm not being funny but are you feeling unwell? High temperature? I highly recommend you seek medical advice ASAP.

I honestly can’t believe a gentleman would do that, OP, I mean .. how unseemly!

It's an aquired taste. You either love it or you don't. The first time you never forget. If you love it then so would your partner. You can eat her too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I open my clit?

What you can't open your flower? Why that's criminal. How can men smell her sweetness in bloom?

My flower? My clitoris doesn’t produce any smell, that I’m aware of. Are you getting female anatomy mixed up here?

She may not produce any smell but I'm sure on closer inspection she must taste, which automatically means she has a nice aroma? The two go hand in hand. Well that's my experience. "

I’d still like to know how I open my clit? You do know that it’s a solid organ with no opening?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How do I open my clit?

What you can't open your flower? Why that's criminal. How can men smell her sweetness in bloom?

My flower? My clitoris doesn’t produce any smell, that I’m aware of. Are you getting female anatomy mixed up here?

She may not produce any smell but I'm sure on closer inspection she must taste, which automatically means she has a nice aroma? The two go hand in hand. Well that's my experience.

I’d still like to know how I open my clit? You do know that it’s a solid organ with no opening? "

I'd love to show you how to open your flower. BUT I'm so fully booked for the next two months. However if you put an advert on Fab I'm sure you'll have a few good recipients to help you there. I speak to mine, I tell him I love him. I speak to him. Be as one, but also accept that she is your real lover.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It all seems just a little bit *unhygienic* to me, OP.

I mean ladies wee from those parts, and not so far away is the poop shute

Can’t we talk about something more civilised, like afternoon tea or croquet?

What do you mean you don't like muff diving? I'm not being funny but are you feeling unwell? High temperature? I highly recommend you seek medical advice ASAP.

I honestly can’t believe a gentleman would do that, OP, I mean .. how unseemly!

There's an angel for pleasure in every gentlemen.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

How do I open my clit?

What you can't open your flower? Why that's criminal. How can men smell her sweetness in bloom?

My flower? My clitoris doesn’t produce any smell, that I’m aware of. Are you getting female anatomy mixed up here?

She may not produce any smell but I'm sure on closer inspection she must taste, which automatically means she has a nice aroma? The two go hand in hand. Well that's my experience.

I’d still like to know how I open my clit? You do know that it’s a solid organ with no opening?

Him? Who him? She's what now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I open my clit?

What you can't open your flower? Why that's criminal. How can men smell her sweetness in bloom?

My flower? My clitoris doesn’t produce any smell, that I’m aware of. Are you getting female anatomy mixed up here?

She may not produce any smell but I'm sure on closer inspection she must taste, which automatically means she has a nice aroma? The two go hand in hand. Well that's my experience.

I’d still like to know how I open my clit? You do know that it’s a solid organ with no opening?

Okaaaaaay

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By *cotty1376Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

Strange thread

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Anyway naturally all the men love it."

What gives you that idea?

"Of course everyone likes a smooth landing..."

No, they don't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How do I open my clit?

What you can't open your flower? Why that's criminal. How can men smell her sweetness in bloom?

My flower? My clitoris doesn’t produce any smell, that I’m aware of. Are you getting female anatomy mixed up here?

She may not produce any smell but I'm sure on closer inspection she must taste, which automatically means she has a nice aroma? The two go hand in hand. Well that's my experience.

I’d still like to know how I open my clit? You do know that it’s a solid organ with no opening?

Okaaaaaay

Hey I'm sure our Nora would be more than happy to help you. Why if there's anything she doesn't know or experienced its not worth knowing. Where is she anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would never go down on a woman unless we were in a committed relationship. It’s so intimate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyway naturally all the men love it.

What gives you that idea?

Of course everyone likes a smooth landing...

No, they don't."

Do you like it rough and firey like a jungle? Good on you. I like to breath and see my way down.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

How do I open my clit?

What you can't open your flower? Why that's criminal. How can men smell her sweetness in bloom?

My flower? My clitoris doesn’t produce any smell, that I’m aware of. Are you getting female anatomy mixed up here?

She may not produce any smell but I'm sure on closer inspection she must taste, which automatically means she has a nice aroma? The two go hand in hand. Well that's my experience.

I’d still like to know how I open my clit? You do know that it’s a solid organ with no opening?

Okaaaaaay

Hey I'm sure our Nora would be more than happy to help you. Why if there's anything she doesn't know or experienced its not worth knowing. Where is she anyway? "

Hiding hopefully!

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

How do I open my clit?

What you can't open your flower? Why that's criminal. How can men smell her sweetness in bloom?

My flower? My clitoris doesn’t produce any smell, that I’m aware of. Are you getting female anatomy mixed up here?

She may not produce any smell but I'm sure on closer inspection she must taste, which automatically means she has a nice aroma? The two go hand in hand. Well that's my experience.

I’d still like to know how I open my clit? You do know that it’s a solid organ with no opening?

Okaaaaaay

Hey I'm sure our Nora would be more than happy to help you. Why if there's anything she doesn't know or experienced its not worth knowing. Where is she anyway? "

She's probably looking for a clit opener

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Strange thread

We expect nothing less from the OP! It's why we love him, and those workplace conversations!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How do I open my clit?

What you can't open your flower? Why that's criminal. How can men smell her sweetness in bloom?

My flower? My clitoris doesn’t produce any smell, that I’m aware of. Are you getting female anatomy mixed up here?

She may not produce any smell but I'm sure on closer inspection she must taste, which automatically means she has a nice aroma? The two go hand in hand. Well that's my experience.

I’d still like to know how I open my clit? You do know that it’s a solid organ with no opening?

Okaaaaaay

Hey I'm sure our Nora would be more than happy to help you. Why if there's anything she doesn't know or experienced its not worth knowing. Where is she anyway?

Hiding hopefully!"

Poor Nora, she must be under the weather. It's not like her to hide from the boys.

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