FabSwingers.com forum: What can I do

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

With a freaking huge union jack flag?

I have bunting, balloons, even the god dam little flags decorating the garden. I'm not a huge fan of the queen or anything, pure peer pressure. The old folk of this village scare me a little.

But I have a huge flag and no idea what the hell to do with it???

Burning is not an option.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever you do don't hide your bum with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could turn it in to

Geri Halliwell union jack dress

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By *ongandthickMan
over a year ago

exmouth

"Whatever you do don't hide your bum with it.

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Have to agree with you there.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Wrap yourself up in it and take seductive pictures

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Donate to a charity shop, make a fetching trouser suit, recover a chair, put it in the bin, use it as table cloth, cut it into squares and use as dusters, use it as a picnic rug or wear it as a cloak and run up and down the road with it flapping behind you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wrap yourself up in it and take seductive pictures "

I'm not gonna lie, this thought did cross my mind.

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

"Wrap yourself up in it and take seductive pictures

I'm not gonna lie, this thought did cross my mind."

I was going to say pose nude on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move house. You don’t need those sort of neighbours in your life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whatever you do don't hide your bum with it.

Luckily I have pants for that.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Wrap yourself up in it and take seductive pictures "

My thoughts exactly

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could turn it in to

Geri Halliwell union jack dress

I do have a sewing machine!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Donate to a charity shop, make a fetching trouser suit, recover a chair, put it in the bin, use it as table cloth, cut it into squares and use as dusters, use it as a picnic rug or wear it as a cloak and run up and down the road with it flapping behind you

Cloak is winning so far.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Move house. You don’t need those sort of neighbours in your life."

I get ya.

But it seemed easier to stick up a bit of bunting than move.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Move house. You don’t need those sort of neighbours in your life.

I get ya.

But it seemed easier to stick a bit of bunting up my arse than move. "

Fair play

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Wrap it around you and run around shouting "Enggerrrland Enggerrrland..."

Who needs to travel to a England match for atmosphere when you can have it at home?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Move house. You don’t need those sort of neighbours in your life.

I get ya.

But it seemed easier to stick a bit of bunting up my arse than move.

Fair play

You made me double check what I'd actually wrote.

Well done you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Move house. You don’t need those sort of neighbours in your life.

I get ya.

But it seemed easier to stick a bit of bunting up my arse than move.

Fair play

You made me double check what I'd actually wrote.

Well done you."

It’s actually given me an idea. It solves both your problems.

Tie the bunting to your front gate/fence, stick the other end up your arse and run past your neighbours house.

You’ve used it and they won’t bother you again.

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By *yourselfMan
over a year ago

Heworth

It's the world Cup soon, so keep it and stick it on eBay x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Move house. You don’t need those sort of neighbours in your life."
agreed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Move house. You don’t need those sort of neighbours in your life.

I get ya.

But it seemed easier to stick a bit of bunting up my arse than move.

Fair play

You made me double check what I'd actually wrote.

Well done you.

It’s actually given me an idea. It solves both your problems.

Tie the bunting to your front gate/fence, stick the other end up your arse and run past your neighbours house.

You’ve used it and they won’t bother you again."

Pay attention. I've already used the bunting, it's the flag that's going spare.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Get a flag pole....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Move house. You don’t need those sort of neighbours in your life. agreed"

Wanna be roomies??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could turn it in to

Geri Halliwell union jack dress

I do have a sewing machine!"

Well there you go

Cut to a length you want

Tuck up and saw the bottom

Then warp around sew up the middle and make boob tube dress and take a pic for fab job done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get a flag pole....

I've tried.

Believe me, I've tried.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Wrap yourself up in it and take seductive pictures

I'm not gonna lie, this thought did cross my mind."

Is this a poll, I vote this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Move house. You don’t need those sort of neighbours in your life.

I get ya.

But it seemed easier to stick a bit of bunting up my arse than move.

Fair play

You made me double check what I'd actually wrote.

Well done you.

It’s actually given me an idea. It solves both your problems.

Tie the bunting to your front gate/fence, stick the other end up your arse and run past your neighbours house.

You’ve used it and they won’t bother you again.

Pay attention. I've already used the bunting, it's the flag that's going spare. "

Do a handstand, flagpole up the arse in front of your neighbours house. It would be more impressive and would have the same outcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trap it in your window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Move house. You don’t need those sort of neighbours in your life. agreed

Wanna be roomies??"

I would. You wouldn’t want to move in with me though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the name of your local rubbish football team sewn on. Then follow England aroumd the world and tear up the town.

Or the sexy photo shoot.

Or both.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Move house. You don’t need those sort of neighbours in your life.

I get ya.

But it seemed easier to stick a bit of bunting up my arse than move.

Fair play

You made me double check what I'd actually wrote.

Well done you.

It’s actually given me an idea. It solves both your problems.

Tie the bunting to your front gate/fence, stick the other end up your arse and run past your neighbours house.

You’ve used it and they won’t bother you again.

Pay attention. I've already used the bunting, it's the flag that's going spare.

Do a handstand, flagpole up the arse in front of your neighbours house. It would be more impressive and would have the same outcome."

You seriously overestimate my athletic ability.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trap it in your window "

I though this, but it seems a bit chavvy. I'm sure I've just offended loads of people now.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

What are the dimensions of this huge flag....???

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By *ammo89Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"With a freaking huge union jack flag?

I have bunting, balloons, even the god dam little flags decorating the garden. I'm not a huge fan of the queen or anything, pure peer pressure. The old folk of this village scare me a little.

But I have a huge flag and no idea what the hell to do with it???

Burning is not an option."

Wear it so we can salute you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get the name of your local rubbish football team sewn on. Then follow England aroumd the world and tear up the town.

Or the sexy photo shoot.

Or both.

I'm going with whichever is less effort.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are the dimensions of this huge flag....???"

Really freaking huge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Move house. You don’t need those sort of neighbours in your life.

I get ya.

But it seemed easier to stick a bit of bunting up my arse than move.

Fair play

You made me double check what I'd actually wrote.

Well done you.

It’s actually given me an idea. It solves both your problems.

Tie the bunting to your front gate/fence, stick the other end up your arse and run past your neighbours house.

You’ve used it and they won’t bother you again.

Pay attention. I've already used the bunting, it's the flag that's going spare.

Do a handstand, flagpole up the arse in front of your neighbours house. It would be more impressive and would have the same outcome.

You seriously overestimate my athletic ability. "

I give up. Just wrap it around yourself, wear a mask and fight crime or something.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"What are the dimensions of this huge flag....???

Really freaking huge. "

Go parachuting with it....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Move house. You don’t need those sort of neighbours in your life.

I get ya.

But it seemed easier to stick a bit of bunting up my arse than move.

Fair play

You made me double check what I'd actually wrote.

Well done you.

It’s actually given me an idea. It solves both your problems.

Tie the bunting to your front gate/fence, stick the other end up your arse and run past your neighbours house.

You’ve used it and they won’t bother you again.

Pay attention. I've already used the bunting, it's the flag that's going spare.

Do a handstand, flagpole up the arse in front of your neighbours house. It would be more impressive and would have the same outcome.

You seriously overestimate my athletic ability.

I give up. Just wrap it around yourself, wear a mask and fight crime or something. "

Now that I can do.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Trap it in your window

I though this, but it seems a bit chavvy. I'm sure I've just offended loads of people now. "

And at the same time there's loads of people nodding in agreement

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trap it in your window

I though this, but it seems a bit chavvy. I'm sure I've just offended loads of people now.

And at the same time there's loads of people nodding in agreement "

Obvs.

Stay classy people.

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