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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There was a young girl from hitchin

who was scratching her c**t in the kitchen her

mother said Rose it's the crabs I suppose

she said yes and the fuckers are itching..

There was a young man called Dave sprocket

who went up to space in a rocket

the rocket went bang

his balls when clang

and his knob landed up in his pocket

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"Women", said the King of Siam

"For them, I do not give a damn

But a fat-bottomed boy

Is my pride and joy

They call me a bugger. I am"

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

On a bridge sat the bishop of Buckingham

Thinking of clits and of sucking them

And watching the stunts

Of the cunts in the punts

And the tricks of the pricks that were fucking them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young man from Kent

Who's knob was severely bent

So to save him the trouble

He bent it up double

And instead of cumming, he went.

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By *he MuffinmanMan
over a year ago

West Gloucestershire


"There was a young man from Kent

Who's knob was severely bent

So to save him the trouble

He bent it up double

And instead of cumming, he went."

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

To quote Bridget Jones

There was a young woman from Ealing

Who had a peculiar feeling

She lay on her back

And opened her crack

And pissed all over the ceiling

P

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

There is a website called Fabswingers

I'd heard that it is full of mingers

But to my great surprise

It turned out to be lies

And there's a few I'd quite like to finger!

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By *amera man 25Man
over a year ago

Honley Huddersfield

There was a young fellow called Skinner, a sinner

Who took a young lady to dinner, a beginner

At a quarter to nine, they went out to dine

At a quarter to ten it was in ‘er, the dinner, not Skinner, he was in’er before dinner, the sinner!

This was considered the best limerick of the night and everybody tried to remember it. Later a d*unken guy came up to the original teller and said “ tell me if this is right?”

There was a young fellow called ….Tucker (pause)

Who took a young lady to….. supper

at a quarter to nine, they sat down to dine

at a quarter to ten it was up’er….. the supper….not Tucker….. (pause)

some fucker called Skinner!

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