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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

so jay said to me earlier darling the boys are coming over to play bridge. hes just rang me d*unk giggling like a naughty school child. just shows men never grow up

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Phew! I thought you might have taken an axe to some men and wanted advice on how to clean up all the blood.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Thought you'd gone on a murderous spree but this time were leaving Minxie alone and concentrating on blokes

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Great minds and all that, eh Lickety?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Phew! I thought you might have taken an axe to some men and wanted advice on how to clean up all the blood."

Prevenion is better than cure. I watch Dexter when I can, for tips.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

pfffft you lot have such a high opinion of me

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"so jay said to me earlier darling the boys are coming over to play bridge. hes just rang me d*unk giggling like a naughty school child. just shows men never grow up "

Aw hugs.

Ring hiim very early in a very loud cheerful voice or go round first thing and hoover, bashing his bed very hard!

Just make a point of being loud

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"pfffft you lot have such a high opinion of me"

I know Halloween is over but I wasn't sure you had a got all your murderous urges out of your system.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Men- the dears....

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

why on earth do we need to grow up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Revenge is a dish best served chilled with ice!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Was it strip bridge

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"pfffft you lot have such a high opinion of me

I know Halloween is over but I wasn't sure you had a got all your murderous urges out of your system."

Im going to change my username to Mafia-Queen lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"pfffft you lot have such a high opinion of me

I know Halloween is over but I wasn't sure you had a got all your murderous urges out of your system.

Im going to change my username to Mafia-Queen lol"
that would suit you1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mix 1 teaspoon of a mild, non-alkali detergent with 1/2 pint lukewarm water.

Add a small amount to the stain and blot the liquid. Do not force the stain further into the fibers.

Continue blotting until no more stain is removed.

If stain remains, add 1 tablespoon ammonia to 1 cup water (do not use on wool), sponge stain, and blot liquid.

Continue until no more stain is removed.

Place an absorbent pad over the damp area and weight it down.

When no more liquid is drawn out, remove the pad and allow it to air dry thoroughly.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Mix 1 teaspoon of a mild, non-alkali detergent with 1/2 pint lukewarm water.

Add a small amount to the stain and blot the liquid. Do not force the stain further into the fibers.

Continue blotting until no more stain is removed.

If stain remains, add 1 tablespoon ammonia to 1 cup water (do not use on wool), sponge stain, and blot liquid.

Continue until no more stain is removed.

Place an absorbent pad over the damp area and weight it down.

When no more liquid is drawn out, remove the pad and allow it to air dry thoroughly. "

Your scarey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your scarey"

I would have thought knowledgeable would be more accurate

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Your scarey

I would have thought knowledgeable would be more accurate "

Someone who knows how to remove blood stains is scarey lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so jay said to me earlier darling the boys are coming over to play bridge. hes just rang me d*unk giggling like a naughty school child. just shows men never grow up "

When someone pisses me off i usually say "I watch CSI, CSI New York, NCIS and NCIS Los Anglies.. I can kill you in 15 different ways and make it look like winny the poo did it.."

That normally shuts em up lol..

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can kill you in 15 different ways and make it look like winny the poo did it.." "

I want to see that "wanted" poster

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over a year ago

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Your scarey

I would have thought knowledgeable would be more accurate

Someone who knows how to remove blood stains is scarey lol."

Ran out of furry mice perhaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so jay said to me earlier darling the boys are coming over to play bridge. hes just rang me d*unk giggling like a naughty school child. just shows men never grow up "

But would have us any other way (achully, don't answer that)

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