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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Are caused by pets alone each year and scientists are asking for cats go be banned in certain locations. How many cats live in the UK?

That's a lot of prey. Has the time come to rethink cat ownership ?

It's all over the news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a second I thought you meant human deaths !

(Wouldn't out it past those little ninja killing machine )

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

It's all over the meows

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"How many cats live in the UK?

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10.8 million.

It's all over the mews

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

All over the mews?

How many lives do number plates take?

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Maybe take a leaf out of the Australians book and start shooting them...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It’s a cat conspiracy! I’ve been saying this for years!

The ancient Egyptians worshiped them purely to keep the bastards placated but now, irked from having fallen from their former lofty grace, they’re on the offensive against us all….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dislike cats because they seem to really like me. I can't have the back doors open in my house without three of the local fuckers making their way in and thinking this is where they live. I would accept this behaviour with dogs, cats do not listen and scratch stuff.

Sad to say this is the only pussy I get.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are caused by pets alone each year and scientists are asking for cats go be banned in certain locations. How many cats live in the UK?

That's a lot of prey. Has the time come to rethink cat ownership ?

It's all over the news "

There are millions more deaths caused by humans eating meat and fish each year....

It is time to make it law that domestic pet cats are spayed or neutered though x

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"Are caused by pets alone each year and scientists are asking for cats go be banned in certain locations. How many cats live in the UK?

That's a lot of prey. Has the time come to rethink cat ownership ?

It's all over the news

There are millions more deaths caused by humans eating meat and fish each year....

It is time to make it law that domestic pet cats are spayed or neutered though x

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All of them?

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

How many of those death's are rat's? Wouldn't there be a lot more rat's if it wasn't for cat's hunting them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe take a leaf out of the Australians book and start shooting them... "

Shoot Australians? That's a fantastic idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are caused by pets alone each year and scientists are asking for cats go be banned in certain locations. How many cats live in the UK?

That's a lot of prey. Has the time come to rethink cat ownership ?

It's all over the news

There are millions more deaths caused by humans eating meat and fish each year....

It is time to make it law that domestic pet cats are spayed or neutered though x

All of them?"

I did say pet cats not cats registered for breeding, currently it is now illegal to sell kittens without a licence.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Are caused by pets alone each year and scientists are asking for cats go be banned in certain locations. How many cats live in the UK?

That's a lot of prey. Has the time come to rethink cat ownership ?

It's all over the news

There are millions more deaths caused by humans eating meat and fish each year....

It is time to make it law that domestic pet cats are spayed or neutered though x

"

I'd be happier with a law that all humans are spayed or neutered...and i imagine the earth would be too

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Cats are being cited in this..

Should cats be culled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone tried to cull my cat I'd cull them first

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Cat's and dog's are a green disaster constantly telling people to stop eating meat yet nobody ever said how much food production is for our pets numbers of pets should be cut (all pet's)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

270 million deaths caused by cats??? How do they tally these figures? Go round collecting dead things? Go round interviewing all the cats in the country? Like how do they know?

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

I can say that my cat is entirely innocent. She hasn't killed anything.

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Lanson

This is not a new problem & is just old news that gets periodically reheated,

Cats are (generally) ruthless killers - which on the whole is bad news for a lot of furry & feathered critters,

Handy down the allotment tho where they keep the rats & mice in check....

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Cat's and dog's are a green disaster constantly telling people to stop eating meat yet nobody ever said how much food production is for our pets numbers of pets should be cut (all pet's) "

Having a cat or dog will be significantly more environmentally friendly than having a kid- so maybe you should extend that cull order to them too...plus, nobody with a pet gets a free handout each week or produces large amounts of pollution delivering them and collecting them from school/clubs/friends

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Wait...who died?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"This is not a new problem & is just old news that gets periodically reheated,

Cats are (generally) ruthless killers - which on the whole is bad news for a lot of furry & feathered critters,

Handy down the allotment tho where they keep the rats & mice in check...."

Cat numbers should be managed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait...who died? "

I don't know, 270million something, by cats apparently

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Our cat that goes out is a dumbass, she couldn't catch her own tail. The other 2 probably could - they don't go out.

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cat's and dog's are a green disaster constantly telling people to stop eating meat yet nobody ever said how much food production is for our pets numbers of pets should be cut (all pet's) "

A lot of pet food is made from by products if human meat consumption.

Just FYI, there is a chemical in meat without which cats cannot survive. They literally don't have an option.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cull humans! It's simple really. Humans are the bad guys not animals.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"Cat's and dog's are a green disaster constantly telling people to stop eating meat yet nobody ever said how much food production is for our pets numbers of pets should be cut (all pet's)

A lot of pet food is made from by products if human meat consumption.

Just FYI, there is a chemical in meat without which cats cannot survive. They literally don't have an option.

"

Love cat's just say maybe we do not need so many.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Vegan food agriculture kills more.

Leave our cats alone.

C

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By *eisty LadyWoman
over a year ago

Count Your Blessings Cottage, Gratitude Grove


"Are caused by pets alone each year and scientists are asking for cats go be banned in certain locations. How many cats live in the UK?

That's a lot of prey. Has the time come to rethink cat ownership ?

It's all over the news "

Most of those will be rodents and birds - my house cats are good at killing spiders and flies (and eating them too)

I can see the argument for cats to be microchipped, and also to be house cats (I think Australia brought that law in)

My local ‘Nextdoor’ and ‘Facebook’ feeds are clogged up with people who have lost their dear cats - cats that they treasure so much that they allow them out only to be at risk of being attacked by dogs, other cats or ran over by traffic!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Why should cats not be allowed to exert their natural predatory instincts?

I suspect that bird and rodent populations are more adversely impacted by human behaviour than standard feline behaviour.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent


"If anyone tried to cull my cat I'd cull them first"

Exactly this

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Windows kill more birds per year, by a greater margin but yeah…cats.

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By *enny PR9TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport

You wait till we genetically modify them to have opposing thumbs and they can open their own tins of tuna, after that they won't have use for us anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humans are a worse scourge I'll take my Maine coons over any human ..

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

I love the "If anyone touches my cat!" posts from people who don't know where there cats are for over 20 hours a day...

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"Wait...who died?

I don't know, 270million something, by cats apparently"

.. sand not sure what area this covers either.

Can put one if my cats in for about 500 per annum though, including 40-50 rats

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent


"I love the "If anyone touches my cat!" posts from people who don't know where there cats are for over 20 hours a day... "

Mine is an indoor cat, I always know where she is (except if she’s hiding. Christ knows how she gets into such tiny spaces)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where would fab be without pussies ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone tried to cull my cat I'd cull them first"

I"m with you.

Don't fuck with my cat.

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By *edsmudgeMan
over a year ago

oxford

Over the cause of a month my Bombay has brought me . A rat . A frog and a bat.

The bat was still alive and circled the bedroom till I caught it .

The comment above about cats letting themselves in , I read . There are some thing like 65%, more people who believe they are cat owners than, there are cats in American.

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By *edsmudgeMan
over a year ago

oxford

My cat thinks I am the shittest which ever

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By *edsmudgeMan
over a year ago

oxford


"My cat thinks I am the shittest which ever"

Witch ?????

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"If anyone tried to cull my cat I'd cull them first

I"m with you.

Don't fuck with my cat."

If anyone tried to cull our cat they wouldn't have to worry about me killing them.

The little fucker is more than capable of fucking someone up himself.

Next time he needs to go to the vets I'm getting one of those safari park tranquilliser dart guns.......

Cats are dicks.

A

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.


"I love the "If anyone touches my cat!" posts from people who don't know where there cats are for over 20 hours a day... "

Can't believe I put there instead of their...

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By *xploring_FunWoman
over a year ago

Coventry


"Over the cause of a month my Bombay has brought me . A rat . A frog and a bat.

The bat was still alive and circled the bedroom till I caught it .

The comment above about cats letting themselves in , I read . There are some thing like 65%, more people who believe they are cat owners than, there are cats in American."

When I moved house several years ago four different people put up missing posts for my cat.

Despite the fact he had an often replaced collar, a tag with his name, address and my phone number on and was microchipped they all thought they owned him.

This was on top of the two people who had previously thought they owned him until they took him to the vet and they found the chip (that’s when I got collars).

He’s missed most by the local pub as he used to be pest control in their cellar.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Are caused by pets alone each year and scientists are asking for cats go be banned in certain locations. How many cats live in the UK?

That's a lot of prey. Has the time come to rethink cat ownership ?

It's all over the news

There are millions more deaths caused by humans eating meat and fish each year....

It is time to make it law that domestic pet cats are spayed or neutered though x

All of them?

I did say pet cats not cats registered for breeding, currently it is now illegal to sell kittens without a licence. "

What do kittens need a license for? Driving?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


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What do kittens need a license for? Driving? "

Hunting license?

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