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"Vote? For a king? I think you've got hold of the wrong end of the stick your maj" Just being democratic about it rather than lay siege to the palace. | |||
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" I have a decent claim as I’m related to Cnut. " Cnut's son was called Harold Harefoot | |||
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"Umm good god no!" Do not displease your future monarch… | |||
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"All I’d want is one decent castle. The best feasting every Friday night, one mistress and a decent sized beach hut. Plus a few extras to live nicely but not excessively. I have a decent claim as I’m related to Cnut. So come on vote for me and let’s get rid of these decadent Windsors…" Cnut would just invade all the villages and take without asking  | |||
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"All I’d want is one decent castle. The best feasting every Friday night, one mistress and a decent sized beach hut. Plus a few extras to live nicely but not excessively. I have a decent claim as I’m related to Cnut. So come on vote for me and let’s get rid of these decadent Windsors… Cnut would just invade all the villages and take without asking "We’ve moved with the times.. | |||
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"All I’d want is one decent castle. The best feasting every Friday night, one mistress and a decent sized beach hut. Plus a few extras to live nicely but not excessively. I have a decent claim as I’m related to Cnut. So come on vote for me and let’s get rid of these decadent Windsors… Cnut would just invade all the villages and take without asking
We’ve moved with the times.."In that case I'll run against you to be Queen, and promise all my loyal subjects a 4 day working week, 8 weeks paid holiday a year and a £200 hamper at Christmas, Eid, Hanukkah, Divali etc etc. | |||
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"All I’d want is one decent castle. The best feasting every Friday night, one mistress and a decent sized beach hut. Plus a few extras to live nicely but not excessively. I have a decent claim as I’m related to Cnut. So come on vote for me and let’s get rid of these decadent Windsors… Cnut would just invade all the villages and take without asking
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In that case I'll run against you to be Queen, and promise all my loyal subjects a 4 day working week, 8 weeks paid holiday a year and a £200 hamper at Christmas, Eid, Hanukkah, Divali etc etc."I’m sure I can muster a sizeable force of republican volunteers who I’d guarantee some decent booty and my victory prize to all would be a week of free booze at a Wetherspoons of your choice on the crown. Beat that! | |||
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"Sorry, you have to amass a loyal army, which you have to feed and pay, then march to Windsor and storm the castle. " All whilst playing Game of Thrones | |||
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