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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I found out its illegal to own more than six dildos in Texas.

What weird and wonderful things have you found out recently?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I won't be moving to Texas.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"That I won't be moving to Texas. "

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I read that about dildos yesterday. But no limits to how many guns you can own

Are all dildos registered do you think? Engraved with your name so they know how many you've stuck up yourself?

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By *aui.Man
over a year ago

around here

I wonder if there are loopholes around this. You know like you can have more if they are leased or borrowed etc. Also is it 6 per person or per household?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


" Engraved with your name ..."

....in braille, presumably?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I found out its illegal to own more than six dildos in Texas.

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Call them bullets, no limit then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wonder if there are loopholes around this. You know like you can have more if they are leased or borrowed etc. Also is it 6 per person or per household?"

Dildo leasing

'Hello Dragons, this is my business Rent a Knob, I'm looking for £69,000 for 1% share.'

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I wonder if there are loopholes around this. "

I've never heard them called that before!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"I read that about dildos yesterday. But no limits to how many guns you can own

Are all dildos registered do you think? Engraved with your name so they know how many you've stuck up yourself?"

Guns don't kill people, dildos do. Or something like that. Texan logic, gotta love it.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

What happens if you lose one or break one. Do you have to fill out a form

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Can't you just buy a vibrator and not put batteries in it?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Can't you just buy a vibrator and not put batteries in it? "

Or hang it over your fireplace?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I found out its illegal to own more than six dildos in Texas.

Call them bullets, no limit then."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teletubbies had kids

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