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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That nipples are untrainable.

you can spend 20 mins teaching a dog new tricks and be successful...

but ive spent years shouting 'up' to my nipples, and various hand signals...and nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Sounds like a job for the nipple whisperer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lmao...in that case is the nipple whisperer about and can they bring the muffin man too?

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By *ausage and sizzleCouple
over a year ago

Barnstaple


"That nipples are untrainable.

you can spend 20 mins teaching a dog new tricks and be successful...

but ive spent years shouting 'up' to my nipples, and various hand signals...and nothing."

I bet I could get them up, lol!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine get up and want to play when hubby says helllllllloooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol, it is a lost cause...gravity is a cruel thing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol, it is a lost cause...gravity is a cruel thing lol"

You have to get them pierced and then sleep with a piece of string connected to each one and tied off to a hook in the ceiling which extends the nipples and makes them permanently ready for ..... I'm fucking dreaming here ain't I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol, yep...lol

getting them out isnt a problem, getting them to point in the right direction is! lol

although...i quite like the thought of being suspended by my....on second thoughts...no!

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

Mine are like bullets...always ready and up there xx

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By *antsanddorsetMan
over a year ago

southampton


"Mine are like bullets...always ready and up there xx"

this is one thread i wish i hadn't read - how on earth am i going to get any work done now after all this?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

work??!!!! how very dare you come in here and use that swear word on my day off...now go to my room...

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"Mine are like bullets...always ready and up there xx

this is one thread i wish i hadn't read - how on earth am i going to get any work done now after all this?! "

can send u pics haha

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"work??!!!! how very dare you come in here and use that swear word on my day off...now go to my room..."

can I join ths queue?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol, I was only going to send him in there to make the bed...I cant be bothered lol.

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By *antsanddorsetMan
over a year ago

southampton


"work??!!!! how very dare you come in here and use that swear word on my day off...now go to my room..."

oooh please

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By *antsanddorsetMan
over a year ago

southampton


"lol, I was only going to send him in there to make the bed...I cant be bothered lol.

"

curse damn and blast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol.

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"lol, I was only going to send him in there to make the bed...I cant be bothered lol.

"

PLEASE MISS, MAY i HAVE THE PRIVILAGE OF MAKING YOUR BED ON MY KNEES HERE BEGGING

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By *antsanddorsetMan
over a year ago

southampton

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By *antsanddorsetMan
over a year ago

southampton


"lol, I was only going to send him in there to make the bed...I cant be bothered lol.

PLEASE MISS, MAY i HAVE THE PRIVILAGE OF MAKING YOUR BED ON MY KNEES HERE BEGGING "

wouldnt that be rather difficult?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

see i sussed this ... all you gotta do is open the back door whilst naked for a couple of seconds ... the whole boob suddenly springs to attention ... and you can hang coats on the nipples ... just make sure you don't stay out too long, they'll drop off

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"lol, I was only going to send him in there to make the bed...I cant be bothered lol.

PLEASE MISS, MAY i HAVE THE PRIVILAGE OF MAKING YOUR BED ON MY KNEES HERE BEGGING

wouldnt that be rather difficult?

have you ever owned a bloody futon haha"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol...good answer

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"lol...good answer"

I aim to amuse you mistress xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I get the impression you think I am Domme.....Im not you know...Im just a bitch...lol

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"I get the impression you think I am Domme.....Im not you know...Im just a bitch...lol"

join the club xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well they have a wives club, why not a bitch club....hang on, even that might of been done..lol

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

Thats a fab idea

Fab bitches group

I'm in xxx

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

loves a bitch xx

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