FabSwingers.com forum: Crumpets

By *aturefun63 OP Man
over a year ago

Belper

How do you like yours ,l like mine lathered in butter and melted cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had crumpets at work today. Butter with apricot jam

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

"How do you like yours ,l like mine lathered in butter and melted cheese "

Add some strawberry jam or sweet chilli sauce!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you like yours ,l like mine lathered in butter and melted cheese "
exactly like this

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I like them toasted to within an inch of their lives and then smothered in butter.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Ohhhh you have just reminded me that I have some in the cupboard at home

just butter on mine please

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Hot, so the butter melts & runs & then treacle on top.

So when you take a bite it all runs down you chin.....

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

I like mine cooked really dark so they go hard and crunchy with loads of butter on

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"How do you like yours ,l like mine lathered in butter and melted cheese "

Like this but with added marmite or Worcestershire sauce

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By *aturefun63 OP Man
over a year ago

Belper

"I had crumpets at work today. Butter with apricot jam

Sounds delicious

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By *aturefun63 OP Man
over a year ago

Belper

"How do you like yours ,l like mine lathered in butter and melted cheese

Like this but with added marmite or Worcestershire sauce"

Worcestershire sauce yes but Marmite

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By *aturefun63 OP Man
over a year ago

Belper

"I like mine cooked really dark so they go hard and crunchy with loads of butter on "

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By *aturefun63 OP Man
over a year ago

Belper

"Hot, so the butter melts & runs & then treacle on top.

So when you take a bite it all runs down you chin.....

Now your talking

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By *aturefun63 OP Man
over a year ago

Belper

"Ohhhh you have just reminded me that I have some in the cupboard at home

just butter on mine please

Nice and simple

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By *aturefun63 OP Man
over a year ago

Belper

"How do you like yours ,l like mine lathered in butter and melted cheese

Add some strawberry jam or sweet chilli sauce!"

Mmmm

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Nothing special just butter and Marmite for savoury and butter and strawberry jam for sweet.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Well toasted with Butter and Peanut Butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberry jam and fresh whipped cream rolled up like a big cigar

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By *ichtea284Man
over a year ago

Beccles

Toasted so the outside is crispy, then lashings of butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toasted and buttered.

NBVN x

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"Strawberry jam and fresh whipped cream rolled up like a big cigar "

How do you roll a crumpet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nutella!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adore them....salted butter

Cheese, jam or peanut butter

Runny poached eggs...bliss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey with banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strawberry jam and fresh whipped cream rolled up like a big cigar

How do you roll a crumpet?"

In Scotland or at least Ayrshire we have big flat crumpets as well as little thick ones. I'm assuming thats not the case everywhere

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Hot, so the butter melts & runs & then treacle on top.

So when you take a bite it all runs down you chin.....

This, but without the treacle. I'm sweet enough already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buttered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butter and Bovril. Try it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butter and Nutella

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Slightly salted butter

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Toasted until it's almost crisp and then plenty of butter (well, clover). Oddly, I can't conceive of eating them with sweet toppings.

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By *ampshire_guy40Man
over a year ago

hampshire

I usually have butter and strawberry jam on mine but recently I've discovered having melted cheese on them are amazing

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By *iberius61Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

Another vote for lashings of butter and apricot jam

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"How do you like yours ,l like mine lathered in butter and melted cheese "

Marmite, cheese and hot chilli flakes.

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

Mmmm butter with a sprinkling of extra salt.

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By *eedsLocal2040Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Cooked twice in the toaster loads and loads of butter.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Toasted crispy and then, controversially, left to cool. Butter and lemon marmalade or peanut butter.

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

"Strawberry jam and fresh whipped cream rolled up like a big cigar

How do you roll a crumpet?

In Scotland or at least Ayrshire we have big flat crumpets as well as little thick ones. I'm assuming thats not the case everywhere "
like a pikelet

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By *aturefun63 OP Man
over a year ago

Belper

"Butter and Bovril. Try it!"

Will do

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By *aturefun63 OP Man
over a year ago

Belper

"I usually have butter and strawberry jam on mine but recently I've discovered having melted cheese on them are amazing "

Was one of my favourite teas when a kid,only used to get 2,now I’m older and greedy have 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toasted crispy and then, controversially, left to cool. Butter and lemon marmalade or peanut butter."

I see the logic. Can be really messy and difficult to eat when the butter seeps through the holes

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By *aturefun63 OP Man
over a year ago

Belper

"Butter and Nutella "

Have had with just Nutella,but butter and Nutella must be lush

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

Butter and a rasher of bacon

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Butter

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Double-toasted, butter, and thick-cut Seville Orange marmalade.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Just butter. Perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a crumpet….

Smothered with a slice of real butter. *you read that right!

Or dry with smeared with marmite…..

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

When I was doing slimming World years ago it was suggested dropping a crumpet in a stew instead of a dumpling. Wasn’t quite the same but kinda worked. Wasn’t awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real Butter and more Real Butter

Anything else should be not be allowed.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Butter and a rasher of bacon "

I sometimes have a giant crumpet as part of a full English. Toasted crispy, butter, place the egg on top and let the yoke spread across the top. Finish with bacon and mushrooms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either butter with jam on or if im feeling filthy just straight up Nutella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot, so the butter melts & runs & then treacle on top.

So when you take a bite it all runs down you chin.....

Yes this, or honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butter and marmite, haters gonna hate

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"When I was doing slimming World years ago it was suggested dropping a crumpet in a stew instead of a dumpling. Wasn’t quite the same but kinda worked. Wasn’t awful. "

Wtf ??

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"When I was doing slimming World years ago it was suggested dropping a crumpet in a stew instead of a dumpling. Wasn’t quite the same but kinda worked. Wasn’t awful.

Wtf ??

. True story. Try it

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Proper butter!

And baked beans.

Jo.Xx

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

Just came home and had to eat crumpets. Now my tiny post bypass stomach hates me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like crumpets just with Lurpak

Saying that fish finger en crout tonight

To everyone else fish finger sandwich x 2

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Must be well done and either with just butter or butter and drizzled honey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of butter n marmite

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I've bought and thrown out crumpets untouched the last few weeks.

Now I can't for the life of me remember if I bought more this week, but now I want crumpets, if I go to the kitchen and find I didn't buy them I'll be disappointed.

Doused in butter.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Butter & marmite or just melted cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just butter. Or peanut butter.

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By *aui.Man
over a year ago

around here

"How do you like yours ,l like mine lathered in butter and melted cheese

Like this but with added marmite or Worcestershire sauce"

Yes, was just going to say the exact same thing

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Marmite, topped with cheese and grilled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crumpets with a little crunch and plenty of Philadelphia cheese… yummy

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I've bought and thrown out crumpets untouched the last few weeks.

Now I can't for the life of me remember if I bought more this week, but now I want crumpets, if I go to the kitchen and find I didn't buy them I'll be disappointed.

Doused in butter. "

And a sprinkling of sea salt.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I like them with cheese toasted or just with butter but they have to be crispy, not stodgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Savoury. Butter with marmite and/or cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With lots of melted butter. Mmmmm x

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