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I'll never look at one the same way again

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My husband just told me on his morning jog he went by the canal and saw a duck standing there. He looked closer as he couldn't understand why there was curly pasta stuck to it. Turns out he was looking at the ducks penis.

I googled duck penis, and will never unsee this. You're welcome

Anything you want to add that will change the way we look at things?

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

Reminds me of a pigs penis there’s are curly to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaaand there goes my Internet search history

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pirates used to wear patches not out of blindness but to help when going bellow 1 eye was adjusted to darkness already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, that's me not eating pasta any time soon.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Wow!!! Googled!! Do they have to spin around to get it in??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow!!! Googled!! Do they have to spin around to get it in?? "

That's just brought up hilarious images of ducks spinning into each other like screwdrivers

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton


"Wow!!! Googled!! Do they have to spin around to get it in?? "
like a corkscrew

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"Wow!!! Googled!! Do they have to spin around to get it in??

That's just brought up hilarious images of ducks spinning into each other like screwdrivers "

Fancy a screw that must be where the saying came from!!!

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"Wow!!! Googled!! Do they have to spin around to get it in?? like a corkscrew "

Yes!!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Map turtle penis, don’t Google that weird Starfish shaped phallus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, that's me not eating pasta any time soon. "

Between this and the cheese and onion pasty you really seem to be having a bad day!

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Seen the size of a blue whales penis now I know why the sea is salty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just here to know what things to avoid.

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By *erriman69Couple
over a year ago

highworth

Apparently duck gang sex attacks are a thing. So female ducks have a maze of passages inside their lady parts to ensure that unwanted sperm doesn't impregnate them.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I went to a canal recently to look at a boat as I wanted one to go canal cruising..

Turns out the guy added the C to the first word to deceive me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to a canal recently to look at a boat as I wanted one to go canal cruising..

Turns out the guy added the C to the first word to deceive me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

No

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ey up me, me duck....from Nottingham

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Map turtle penis, don’t Google that weird Starfish shaped phallus "

That was a joy to Google. It's so big My thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Off to Google.. )

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Every day is a school day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vagankle and bluewaffle are the things I can’t unsee from past posts

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Now you know why Donald Duck didn't wear strides and Daisy had such wide eyes

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Apparently duck gang sex attacks are a thing. "

I know this part is true. They may look cute but they're horrible bastards.

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By *orMatureWomenAndCouplesMan
over a year ago

Ipswich


"Pirates used to wear patches not out of blindness but to help when going bellow 1 eye was adjusted to darkness already"

That’s blown my mind more than the ducks

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Apparently duck gang sex attacks are a thing.

I know this part is true. They may look cute but they're horrible bastards. "

So my order of Duck Chow Mein I've just rang through I can feel less guilty about now then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom cats have barbs on theirs so they can remain attached inside a female cat

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