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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any more disappointment.

I put what I thought was a steak bake in the oven, turns out, it's a cheese and onion pasty.

What else can go wrong in my life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel your pain poor lass wants to eat some prime beef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it time. Just be patient, that’s what I do and I see disappointment pull up right outside my door!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Feel your pain poor lass wants to eat some prime beef "

I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck sake! That’s some tragedy. I can’t see how the day could get any worse. Unless you were to repeat the mistake while trying to remedy the situation.

Then you’d have had to consume two off the cheesy bastards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any more disappointment.

I put what I thought was a steak bake in the oven, turns out, it's a cheese and onion pasty.

What else can go wrong in my life?"

At least you didn't eat a coffee revel thinking it was an orange one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Give it time. Just be patient, that’s what I do and I see disappointment pull up right outside my door!!! "

Please don't bring me any more cheese and onion pastys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn op might as well throw away the kitchen after that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Feel your pain poor lass wants to eat some prime beef

I did "
hope the steak fairy arrives with a big meat surprise for ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any more disappointment.

I put what I thought was a steak bake in the oven, turns out, it's a cheese and onion pasty.

What else can go wrong in my life?

At least you didn't eat a coffee revel thinking it was an orange one "

I love the coffee ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thoughts and prayers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck sake! That’s some tragedy. I can’t see how the day could get any worse. Unless you were to repeat the mistake while trying to remedy the situation.

Then you’d have had to consume two off the cheesy bastards."

It was the last one.

I guess that's a saving grace??

Still meatless though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn op might as well throw away the kitchen after that one."

I've still not ruled it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any more disappointment.

I put what I thought was a steak bake in the oven, turns out, it's a cheese and onion pasty.

What else can go wrong in my life?

At least you didn't eat a coffee revel thinking it was an orange one

I love the coffee ones!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any more disappointment.

I put what I thought was a steak bake in the oven, turns out, it's a cheese and onion pasty.

What else can go wrong in my life?"

This is terrible… just terrible. Sending hugs OP

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Nothing worse than expecting one thing in your mouth and it being something else

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any more disappointment.

I put what I thought was a steak bake in the oven, turns out, it's a cheese and onion pasty.

What else can go wrong in my life?

This is terrible… just terrible. Sending hugs OP"

I'd prefer steak and gravy goodness but I guess a hug will do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nothing worse than expecting one thing in your mouth and it being something else"

Tell me about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WHYYYY is that disappointing???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any more disappointment.

I put what I thought was a steak bake in the oven, turns out, it's a cheese and onion pasty.

What else can go wrong in my life?"

Your sausage roll could turn out to be a vegan one. Worse still, you don't notice, until the terminal flatulence kicks in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"WHYYYY is that disappointing??? "

Because I wanted meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WHYYYY is that disappointing???

Because I wanted meat"

Cheese is a kind of meat

A tasty yellow beef

I milk it from my teat

But I try to be discreet

Ooh cheese, ooh cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the bright side, at least you had a pasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear that. I feel sure you’ll catch a break soon though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"WHYYYY is that disappointing???

Because I wanted meat

Cheese is a kind of meat

A tasty yellow beef

I milk it from my teat

But I try to be discreet

Ooh cheese, ooh cheese"

I'd like to say that helped....

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Seems to me that you need to go on a savoury pastry awareness & recognition course.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Hey it could have been some if that vegan nonsense, silver linings and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could cork your wine later tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seems to me that you need to go on a savoury pastry awareness & recognition course. "
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Googling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey it could have been some if that vegan nonsense, silver linings and all that "

As if I would buy those.

Though I don't even remember buying the cheese and onion ones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could cork your wine later tonight "

It's screw cap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could cork your wine later tonight

It's screw cap"

Smart. Corked wine might tip you over the edge.

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By *uriosityWeEssexCouple
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Could be worse you could be lactose intolerant lol

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