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"1) a blow job 2) doggy style 3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had. 4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!! Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. " If that's what you want then that's what you want. | |||
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"1) a blow job 2) doggy style 3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had. 4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!! Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. " Not fussed on 2 and can there be food during? Thanks, x | |||
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"1) a blow job 2) doggy style 3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had. 4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!! Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. " You been nosing my profile again | |||
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"1) a blow job 2) doggy style 3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had. 4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!! Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. " | |||
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"1) a blow job 2) doggy style 3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had. 4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!! Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. Not fussed on 2 and can there be food during? Thanks, x" I’m not fussed on 2 either and I can make a good sandwich | |||
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"1) a blow job 2) doggy style 3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had. 4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!! Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. If that's what you want then that's what you want." In my haste I fucked up the title | |||
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"1) a blow job 2) doggy style 3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had. 4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!! Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. If that's what you want then that's what you want. In my haste I fucked up the title " Freudian slip maybe I'm not fussed about 1,2 and 3 but 4 is a definite deal breaker, I mean who doesn't expect to be fed after a hard day's work | |||
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"1) a blow job 2) doggy style 3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had. 4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!! Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. Not fussed on 2 and can there be food during? Thanks, x I’m not fussed on 2 either and I can make a good sandwich " Ham salad? A little mustard? | |||
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"1) a blow job 2) doggy style 3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had. 4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!! Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. Not fussed on 2 and can there be food during? Thanks, x I’m not fussed on 2 either and I can make a good sandwich " | |||
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"1) a blow job 2) doggy style 3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had. 4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!! Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. " location location location Bj in the doorway Doggy only in front of a mirror i want you to watch me fuck Talk all you want i will be I dont eat efter sex i just have more sex | |||
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"1) a blow job 2) doggy style 3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had. 4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!! Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. If that's what you want then that's what you want. In my haste I fucked up the title " Oh ...I thought this was about you, when you said "me" | |||
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"1) a blow job 2) doggy style 3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had. 4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!! Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. " I'm happy to not have number 1 Number 2 is good but I prefer her to lay flat on stomach as that's my favourite position I actually like a bit of talking and encourage it. Can't say I ever expect food after sex. | |||
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"1) a blow job 2) doggy style 3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had. 4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!! Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. I'm happy to not have number 1 Number 2 is good but I prefer her to lay flat on stomach as that's my favourite position " How strange, that's my favourite too maybe the side one also, can't think what it's called | |||
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"1) a blow job 2) doggy style 3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had. 4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!! Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. I'm happy to not have number 1 Number 2 is good but I prefer her to lay flat on stomach as that's my favourite position How strange, that's my favourite too maybe the side one also, can't think what it's called " Prone bone? The side one, spooning? | |||
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"It's called the flatiron position " A quick Google and it's same as the prone bone or lazy doggy apparently. | |||
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"1) a blow job 2) doggy style 3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had. 4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!! Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. I'm happy to not have number 1 Number 2 is good but I prefer her to lay flat on stomach as that's my favourite position How strange, that's my favourite too maybe the side one also, can't think what it's called " Spoons I believe | |||
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"1) a blow job " always welcome but not an expectation "2) doggy style" Not my favourite position, I like to see your face - but if it is a preferred position for a partner, then of course! Nothing bad about it but not a ‘must do’. "3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had. " Really? No talking? Chat and laughter are pretty essential in my book - and never be afraid to tell me what you like, want, or dislike; faster, slower, softer, harder, etc. "4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!! " I’ve never demanded food, though I may have suggested ordering a pizza afterwards - but it would have been me that paid. "Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. " So, men generally need to be less prescriptive about their sexual expectations. I should probably insist I am returned home fed and watered . I won’t be doing that, don’t worry! | |||
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"It's called the flatiron position " I goggled and that's the position I was talking about when I said her laying flat | |||
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"You forgot anal. I must be less of a man " Yea, only real men fuck ass! | |||
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"You forgot anal. I must be less of a man Yea, only real men fuck ass!" Sometimes we aren't allowed to be real men | |||
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"You forgot anal. I must be less of a man Yea, only real men fuck ass! Sometimes we aren't allowed to be real men " Someone might say grow some balls | |||
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"This explains why no man wants to be in my bed. " No sucking, no doggy, constant chat and no crumpets? I'm sure you have nice clean sheets though | |||
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"You forgot anal. I must be less of a man Yea, only real men fuck ass! Sometimes we aren't allowed to be real men Someone might say grow some balls " I think one pair is enough | |||
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"1) a blow job 2) doggy style 3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had. 4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!! Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. Not fussed on 2 and can there be food during? Thanks, x I’m not fussed on 2 either and I can make a good sandwich " You are a keeper then | |||
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"I've never been offered food before, the most I've ever been offered is coffee" No half time pizza? | |||
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"You forgot anal. I must be less of a man Yea, only real men fuck ass! Sometimes we aren't allowed to be real men Someone might say grow some balls I think one pair is enough " I dunno, one pair in the hands, one in the face | |||
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"This explains why no man wants to be in my bed. No sucking, no doggy, constant chat and no crumpets? I'm sure you have nice clean sheets though" It's a no for all of those. | |||
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"You forgot anal. I must be less of a man Yea, only real men fuck ass! Sometimes we aren't allowed to be real men Someone might say grow some balls I think one pair is enough I dunno, one pair in the hands, one in the face " | |||
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"I do provide tea, but I'm not cooking dinner." Any cake with that tea? | |||
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"Especially love it when they make reference to my race. Don’t forget that one. " did you win it? | |||
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"1) a blow job 2) doggy style 3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had. 4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!! Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. I'm happy to not have number 1 Number 2 is good but I prefer her to lay flat on stomach as that's my favourite position I actually like a bit of talking and encourage it. Can't say I ever expect food after sex. " You’re easily pleased! | |||
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"I just want a kiss You’re even easier " Calm down! Nobody said I was easy | |||
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"I just want a kiss You’re even easier " He's a easy rider | |||
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"I just want a kiss You’re even easier Calm down! Nobody said I was easy " That's definitely not true | |||
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"1) a blow job 2) doggy style 3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had. 4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!! Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. I'm happy to not have number 1 Number 2 is good but I prefer her to lay flat on stomach as that's my favourite position I actually like a bit of talking and encourage it. Can't say I ever expect food after sex. You’re easily pleased! " That's definitely not true, I challenge you to easily please me | |||
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"1) a blow job 2) doggy style 3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had. 4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!! Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. I'm happy to not have number 1 Number 2 is good but I prefer her to lay flat on stomach as that's my favourite position I actually like a bit of talking and encourage it. Can't say I ever expect food after sex. You’re easily pleased! That's definitely not true, I challenge you to easily please me " Ding dong | |||
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"I do provide tea, but I'm not cooking dinner. Any cake with that tea? " I'll even make it myself. | |||
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"Especially love it when they make reference to my race. Don’t forget that one. did you win it? " in the words of nines- ‘guaranteed she coming first like bolt at the olympics’ | |||
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"1) a blow job 2) doggy style 3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had. 4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!! Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. I'm happy to not have number 1 Number 2 is good but I prefer her to lay flat on stomach as that's my favourite position I actually like a bit of talking and encourage it. Can't say I ever expect food after sex. " That's pretty much what I just typed too! Yeah, Pronebobe. When she lays on her belly, legs together and you sit astride her and enter her between the upper thighs. I've met a surprising amount of women who have never tried it, and are always amazed by how good it feels. | |||
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"1) a blow job 2) doggy style 3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had. 4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!! Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. I'm happy to not have number 1 Number 2 is good but I prefer her to lay flat on stomach as that's my favourite position I actually like a bit of talking and encourage it. Can't say I ever expect food after sex. That's pretty much what I just typed too! Yeah, Pronebobe. When she lays on her belly, legs together and you sit astride her and enter her between the upper thighs. I've met a surprising amount of women who have never tried it, and are always amazed by how good it feels. " It's definitely a winning position | |||
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"1) BJs are overrated, give me a wank instead. " I tried Google translate on this and it came up with the same thing… so still don’t know what this said…. | |||
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"1) a blow job 2) doggy style 3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had. 4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!! Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. " Can I have the food first please?… | |||
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"1) a blow job 2) doggy style 3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had. 4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!! Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. I'm happy to not have number 1 Number 2 is good but I prefer her to lay flat on stomach as that's my favourite position I actually like a bit of talking and encourage it. Can't say I ever expect food after sex. That's pretty much what I just typed too! Yeah, Pronebobe. When she lays on her belly, legs together and you sit astride her and enter her between the upper thighs. I've met a surprising amount of women who have never tried it, and are always amazed by how good it feels. It's definitely a winning position " Meh | |||
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"Especially love it when they make reference to my race. Don’t forget that one. did you win it? in the words of nines- ‘guaranteed she coming first like bolt at the olympics’ " | |||
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"1) a blow job 2) doggy style 3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had. 4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!! Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. I'm happy to not have number 1 Number 2 is good but I prefer her to lay flat on stomach as that's my favourite position I actually like a bit of talking and encourage it. Can't say I ever expect food after sex. That's pretty much what I just typed too! Yeah, Pronebobe. When she lays on her belly, legs together and you sit astride her and enter her between the upper thighs. I've met a surprising amount of women who have never tried it, and are always amazed by how good it feels. It's definitely a winning position Meh" Shhh, just watch the movie | |||
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"1) a blow job 2) doggy style 3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had. 4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!! Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. I'm happy to not have number 1 Number 2 is good but I prefer her to lay flat on stomach as that's my favourite position I actually like a bit of talking and encourage it. Can't say I ever expect food after sex. That's pretty much what I just typed too! Yeah, Pronebobe. When she lays on her belly, legs together and you sit astride her and enter her between the upper thighs. I've met a surprising amount of women who have never tried it, and are always amazed by how good it feels. It's definitely a winning position Meh Shhh, just watch the movie " Movie? Oh......that movie! | |||
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"1) a blow job 2) doggy style 3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had. 4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!! Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. " Blow job...please...I love giving oral too Doggy ..or whatever takes your fancy Chat away ..I love conversation And we can go for a meal ..either before or afterwards A slurp of booze is always nice | |||
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"1) a blow job 2) doggy style 3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had. 4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!! Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. " I'm either entirely unfussed about or actively don't want all of those. | |||
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"1) a blow job 2) doggy style 3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had. 4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!! Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. I'm happy to not have number 1 Number 2 is good but I prefer her to lay flat on stomach as that's my favourite position I actually like a bit of talking and encourage it. Can't say I ever expect food after sex. That's pretty much what I just typed too! Yeah, Pronebobe. When she lays on her belly, legs together and you sit astride her and enter her between the upper thighs. I've met a surprising amount of women who have never tried it, and are always amazed by how good it feels. It's definitely a winning position Meh Shhh, just watch the movie Movie? Oh......that movie! " Yeah that one | |||
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