FabSwingers.com forum: Hung like a horse

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Relative to body mass, the average penis needs to be at least 4" to be "hung like a horse".

Something to put on your profile fellas

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

Boom! My life is now complete…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just call

Me dobbin

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By *ornym66Man
over a year ago

Col /ips

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By *eadchefski1970Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Red Rum is here !! Call me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can almost hear the editing of profiles from here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red Rum is here !! Call me.

Think your flogging a dead horses there my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can almost hear the editing of profiles from here "

Lmao...the FAB servers will shut down with all of the editing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what your saying is….I need to say I am shorter than I am?

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Wow guys guys, calm down...that's 4" minimum in a normal non erect state. Recalculate!

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

"Wow guys guys, calm down...that's 4" minimum in a normal non erect state. Recalculate!"

Don’t piss on my cornflakes…. This was the perfect news I needed today.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"Relative to body mass, the average penis needs to be at least 4" to be "hung like a horse".

Something to put on your profile fellas

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thank you I will update my profile now

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By *oubletroubleCouple
over a year ago

South West

For anyone who wondered where Shergar is...

Tada !

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"Wow guys guys, calm down...that's 4" minimum in a normal non erect state. Recalculate!

Don’t piss on my cornflakes…. This was the perfect news I needed today.

What about the truth? THE TRUTH MAN!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow guys guys, calm down...that's 4" minimum in a normal non erect state. Recalculate!"

How do you know how they measured the horse?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Wow guys guys, calm down...that's 4" minimum in a normal non erect state. Recalculate!

How do you know how they measured the horse?"

Exactly. Maybe the horse really enjoyed being measured....

Don't steal our dreams....

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

"Wow guys guys, calm down...that's 4" minimum in a normal non erect state. Recalculate!

Don’t piss on my cornflakes…. This was the perfect news I needed today.

What about the truth? THE TRUTH MAN!

It’s a Fab Truth…. along with my lofty 6’4” frame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

To humbly digress... "Holy Fuck Sticks Batman" are in possession of the best smiles on this side of the Jubilee weekend. You wear them well.

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,

"Wow guys guys, calm down...that's 4" minimum in a normal non erect state. Recalculate!

How do you know how they measured the horse?"

It should be measured in hands....how tall is your....oooh couple of hands high

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

What if it's a gelding

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"Wow guys guys, calm down...that's 4" minimum in a normal non erect state. Recalculate!

How do you know how they measured the horse?"

I mean... how does anyone? Right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Relative to body mass, the average penis needs to be at least 4" to be "hung like a horse".

Something to put on your profile fellas

Phew, that's a relief. I did read somewhere that, relative to body mass, the average human male has one of the biggest penises in the animal kingdom. Go guys.

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Woah!!! Hung like 2 horses then

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By *oodoodMan
over a year ago

Suffolk / Essex borders

Who on earth would hang a horse!?

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

"Relative to body mass, the average penis needs to be at least 4" to be "hung like a horse".

Something to put on your profile fellas

Phew, that's a relief. I did read somewhere that, relative to body mass, the average human male has one of the biggest penises in the animal kingdom. Go guys.

Not true many marine creatures are proportionally huge, take the barnacle for instance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Relative to body mass, the average penis needs to be at least 4" to be "hung like a horse".

Something to put on your profile fellas

Phew, that's a relief. I did read somewhere that, relative to body mass, the average human male has one of the biggest penises in the animal kingdom. Go guys.

Not true many marine creatures are proportionally huge, take the barnacle for instance

Or maybe it was amongst mammals. It's all to do with being bipedal. According to the great Desmond Morris a large penis is more satisfying for the female meaning that she's less likely to jump up straight away after sex giving the little swimmers a better chance of finding their target.

This is also cited as being the reason for the female orgasm. Or something.

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

"To humbly digress... "Holy Fuck Sticks Batman" are in possession of the best smiles on this side of the Jubilee weekend. You wear them well.

Aww thank you xx

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By *nselfishpleaserMan
over a year ago

kent

Happy days then ,;)

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By *ampshire_guy40Man
over a year ago

hampshire

I'm above average then at 7"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s amazing how many can blow there on Trumpet

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

Hung like a.... Barnacle!

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By *riendly older leggy wifeCouple
over a year ago

london

That's a result for my hubbie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Relative to body mass, the average penis needs to be at least 4" to be "hung like a horse".

Something to put on your profile fellas

Well spank my arse and call me Seabiscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember the days some on here measured there equipment against a SKY Remote etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Remember the days some on here measured there equipment against a SKY Remote etc "

Can of linx Africa had to be the most irresistible

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

What about donkeys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i be hung like a ferret instead dont want to scare em off

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Who on earth would hang a horse!?"

Hedley Lamarr would. I saw a documentary...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who on earth would hang a horse!?

Hedley Lamarr would. I saw a documentary..."
at least horses know to avoid hartlepool

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

Flaccid or erect?

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

"It’s amazing how many can blow their own Trumpet

Not these days, I’d put my back out.

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

"Hung like a.... Barnacle! "

Then you'd be able to have sex with the hottie next door without either of you leaving their respective bedrooms

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