FabSwingers.com forum: Forum internment

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How hard is it to get into the forums? Do I need to dance around naked or something first?

I’ve posted on another section and been flamed by people who literally have no idea when all I’m doing is asking a question.

I’ve been on here before and kind of know how it works but it seems things are more cliquey than before.

I hope I’m not right and feel free to point me in the right direction but I’m not loving stuff at the minute.

PS, this is not another single guy not getting any thread as I do get the tedious nature of those.

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By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

My friend I would never shun you. Definitely open to all

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Get outta here..

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Grow a thicker skin.

And give as good as you get.

And keep posting.

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By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Get outta here..

"
sounding very American dear chap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 31/05/22 21:05:37]

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Dance around naked gets you in....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you mr busman.

Also, by eating loads I’m currently growing a thicker underskin if that’s counts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're in.

Don't make any sudden movements.

Don't look anyone directly in the eye.

You'll be good.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Expect nothing

Don't be a twat

Offer cake

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"Get outta here..

sounding very American dear chap

I’m a redneck.

Well sunburnt actually…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many posts did you put up before you got flamed?

Did you ask ‘how big is big for a cock?

These are two very important starter questions before you can get used to the forum.

I just poped along and posted some stuff and years later …

I still get flamed and ignored.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're in.

Don't make any sudden movements.

Don't look anyone directly in the eye.

You'll be good."

A bit like being on the tube then…. Got it

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Expect nothing

Don't be a twat

Offer cake "

Don't be surprised when a perfectly 'normal' thread goes completely sideways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just say you like cake.

Don’t offend the chicks

Don’t offend the dudes

Pretty much sums up all you need to know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many posts did you put up before you got flamed?

Did you ask ‘how big is big for a cock?

These are two very important starter questions before you can get used to the forum.

I just poped along and posted some stuff and years later …

I still get flamed and ignored. "

I did not ask this, nor did I ask for cock ratings or such.

Maybe it’s just my destiny to be a post stopper or to be ignored.

To be fair. I did ask for an explanation only to be blocked in a childish manner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Expect nothing

Don't be a twat

Offer cake "

Jaffa cakes anyone?

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Expect nothing

Don't be a twat

Offer cake

Jaffa cakes anyone? "

Technically a biscuit. You e just alienated half the forum. Leave now before you mention pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Expect nothing

Don't be a twat

Offer cake

Jaffa cakes anyone? "

For god's sake just don't offer the Jaffa doughnuts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Expect nothing

Don't be a twat

Offer cake

Jaffa cakes anyone?

Technically a biscuit. You e just alienated half the forum. Leave now before you mention pineapple "

Oh shit.

I thought it was a cake if it went hard when left or a biscuit if it went soft when left… I guess I’m a biscuit personality speaking then

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Not Jaffa Jonuts.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quit moaning… you’re doing ok

I have a very select clique - you need the handshake though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're in.

Don't make any sudden movements.

Don't look anyone directly in the eye.

You'll be good."

Don't listen to her

Be a busy body

None verbal communication is sexy after mutual attraction has been confirmed

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By *cotty1376Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

I got into the forums a lot. Made 1 pissed up thread and no longer feel like joining in. It's a clicky group but there are a lot of genuine people on here. Stick it out because for everyone of the haters or " I want more views than you " people , there are another 20 realistic people that will help and join in

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Expect nothing

Don't be a twat

Offer cake

Jaffa cakes anyone?

Technically a biscuit. You e just alienated half the forum. Leave now before you mention pineapple

Oh shit.

I thought it was a cake if it went hard when left or a biscuit if it went soft when left… I guess I’m a biscuit personality speaking then "

Nothing as simple as that. Tax purposes. Biscuits are lower tax and cakes higher. They want to be fancy but not too fancy to be seen as a luxury.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are unwritten rules on the forums that dictate when serton topics get posted up that the post gose down in a smoke ball off flames

These post include

Is my cock big

Any topic related to squirting

Any topic about can’t get meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're in.

Don't make any sudden movements.

Don't look anyone directly in the eye.

You'll be good.

Don't listen to her

Be a busy body

None verbal communication is sexy after mutual attraction has been confirmed "

Nobody ever listens to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quit moaning… you’re doing ok

I have a very select clique - you need the handshake though

If it’s a fist bump followed by joined clenched fingers then a thumb click… in all good. Anything more complicated and I’m screwed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're in.

Don't make any sudden movements.

Don't look anyone directly in the eye.

You'll be good.

Don't listen to her

Be a busy body

None verbal communication is sexy after mutual attraction has been confirmed

Nobody ever listens to me"

I have 100% listened and have offered nobody a Jaffa donut… I promise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best bet is not to give a fuck what people think of you but remain open to the idea you may be wrong.

This is a rare combination, most people who don't care what others think of them also don't care what others think about anything.

Not caring what people think of you means you're not hurt by comments and digs. No one is liked by everyone, better to be liked by a few for being yourself than try to please everyone and be liked by none.

Caring what people think means you can learn, change and grow.

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By *cotty1376Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

"Best bet is not to give a fuck what people think of you but remain open to the idea you may be wrong.

This is a rare combination, most people who don't care what others think of them also don't care what others think about anything.

Caring what people think means you can learn, change and grow.

Mr"

Great response

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best bet is not to give a fuck what people think of you but remain open to the idea you may be wrong.

This is a rare combination, most people who don't care what others think of them also don't care what others think about anything.

Caring what people think means you can learn, change and grow.

Mr"

I’ll take this… perfect.

I do care what people think. I was just extremely perplexed as to why the members came up to a wrongful conclusion. In this particular case they were simply wrong but weren’t willing to talk.

It’s ok, but I’d always rather find out and resolve, even if it means admitting I’m in the wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The infamous clique will rip your balls off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My other half has given a great response above. Well said Mr NBVN.

My advice is to simply join in, contribute to what you want and enjoy.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My other half has given a great response above. Well said Mr NBVN.

My advice is to simply join in, contribute to what you want and enjoy.

NBVN x"

He absolutely has. I’ve taken it in for sure. Thanks for your response too.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

For every one Cockwomble you find on the forums, you will find 2 decent people behind them!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"For every one Cockwomble you find on the forums, you will find 2 decent people behind them!

"
and since it's here, they'll be a human centipede.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best bet is not to give a fuck what people think of you but remain open to the idea you may be wrong.

This is a rare combination, most people who don't care what others think of them also don't care what others think about anything.

Caring what people think means you can learn, change and grow.

Mr"

What do you mean, I might be wrong?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best bet is not to give a fuck what people think of you but remain open to the idea you may be wrong.

This is a rare combination, most people who don't care what others think of them also don't care what others think about anything.

Caring what people think means you can learn, change and grow.

What do you mean, I might be wrong?!!

Should have said this only applies to men, women are always right.

Even when they're wrong.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Best bet is not to give a fuck what people think of you but remain open to the idea you may be wrong.

This is a rare combination, most people who don't care what others think of them also don't care what others think about anything.

Caring what people think means you can learn, change and grow.

What do you mean, I might be wrong?!!

Should have said this only applies to men, women are always right.

Even when they're wrong.

Mr"

What if I'm female but I'm left, not right?

Yours sincerely,

Baffled of Birkenhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best bet is not to give a fuck what people think of you but remain open to the idea you may be wrong.

This is a rare combination, most people who don't care what others think of them also don't care what others think about anything.

Caring what people think means you can learn, change and grow.

What do you mean, I might be wrong?!!

Should have said this only applies to men, women are always right.

Even when they're wrong.

Mr"

So glad you corrected your statement. I think.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Laugh at the snarky, look at me I'm being so clever posters, and never ever react to them.

Don't explain yourself or apologise for asking questions either.

A thick skin works on here.

I flit around posting here and there and rarely stick around to see if anyone responded to me.

Rule of thumb on here though is if you're being a cunt you'll be treated like a cunt.

No need to be a sycophant or smoke blower either, but if you need friends that badly it doesn't hurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quit moaning… you’re doing ok

I have a very select clique - you need the handshake though

If it’s a fist bump followed by joined clenched fingers then a thumb click… in all good. Anything more complicated and I’m screwed "

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Oh, and never, ever, ever get your bits out unless asked.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Oh, and never, ever, ever get your bits out unless asked."

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Just post and sod the replies.

The key to any forum is to just take part, let things happen and try not to be a dick.

I post and I doubt many engage with me on any level

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

OP, you started a handful of threads.

ONE didn't get you the response you expected.

Internet discussions go off on tangents descend into arguments, die unexpectedly - as I'm sure you've seen on other sites. It's unlikely to have been personal, given that people change their names and profile pics regularly, it can be difficult to spot who's "new" anyway...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m getting used to guys fake agreeing with comments from females just to look like a nice guy .

Just an opinion led observation, and willing to stand corrected if I see differently in future .

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Just say whatever you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is juicy

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Life's a bitch then you die, as others have said keep posting and ignore those that troll or flame you. You'll never be every ones cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, and never, ever, ever get your bits out unless asked."

Is this a hint? I’ll DM you

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